User talk:OrkaWinfrey

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I hit rollback instead of undo. Oh well, I'll explain here.

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I was trying to get it to say John McCain at the top instead of Bob Dole or George Bush which don't really make sense since the similarities to McCain are few and far between.--OrkaWinfrey 01:57, 23 April 2008 (UTC)

Sorry for the mix up.

Hey, I just looked it over, and your edits were much better than the original. Next time just don't put "fixed spelling and grammar issues" when you got rid of some unfunny stuff. If I see someone commented as fixing spelling and grammar, but actually got rid of a bunch of stuff, it looks like a vandal hit it, and I just revert immediately. Sorry about undoing your edits though, I'll try and make sure it really is vandals next time. The Woodburninator (woodtalk) (woodstalk) 05:03, 7 July 2008 (UTC)

Hmmm, looks like I should read the whole article next time. Mr.N is right about it going along with the article, though I see your point too. Perhaps do a re-write, or just let it be. The Woodburninator (woodtalk) (woodstalk) 05:06, 7 July 2008 (UTC)

I did think that some of what you just removed was funny, but if you intend to go on and work on this article a lot more, I will not revert you again... Try to do it in one edit if you can though. It makes life easier for us recent changes nutters. Cheers. MrN 05:09, Jul 7

Maybe I should wait until morning when the americans are back on board because potty humor rarely appeals to people past the second grade here although I understand the Brits and Frenchies find it hilarious. But please, throwing turds into toy aisles? We don't amuse ourselves by teasing children here in the states. --OrkaWinfrey 05:22, 7 July 2008 (UTC)

Yeah, I would not be a dick to Mr.N here. Or to the British in general. What's up with snobby Americans these days? Have we always been this way? (Oh and,yeah, I'm American, and I can often find comedy in Bathroom humor. And teasing children? Jesus, there isn't much funnier than a good child-teasing. And I am quite serious.) The Woodburninator (woodtalk) (woodstalk) 05:27, 7 July 2008 (UTC)

Yeah, fuck the children! ...oh wait...   Le Cejak • <5:51, 07 Jul 2008>

It's not snobbery. It's a well known fact that different cultures find humor in different sources. Some think sex is funny, others prefer toilet humor, others prefer intelligent wit (myself included) and some cultures have no sense of humor about anything.--OrkaWinfrey 05:35, 7 July 2008 (UTC)

Of course. I just didn't like the way you said it. Oh well, fuck me. I don't care, I'm going to bed. Good day. The Woodburninator (woodtalk) (woodstalk) 05:39, 7 July 2008 (UTC)

Agreed, some of what you took out was total rubbish, but some of it (I personally) found funny. Hea, like I said above. If you want to change the whole flow of the article to a more mature tone go ahead. So long as it's consistent, that's cool. MrN 05:31, Jul 7

I've been trying to upgrade it for a long time but it's tends to revert to it's primeval state no matter how many times you improve it. --OrkaWinfrey 05:38, 7 July 2008 (UTC)

Some of us can be a bit heavy handed on the revert button from time to time. Try and do it in one big edit if you can, or make a copy in your userspace, and edit it there... MrN 05:51, Jul 7

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WTF? I read the Uncyclopedia:Flamewar Guidelines and followed them to the letter, including the ++'s. I don't know why you are singling me out and would ban me from participating in a forum where I was having a lot of fun. But I'll stay away if that's what makes you happy. :( --OrkaWinfrey 04:12, 20 August 2008 (UTC)

Look, all I want is to put a stop to all this drama that's getting kicked up. Feel free to edit that forum, or any other. Indeed, singling out users to put random restrictions on their editing doesn't make me happy at all. It makes me a saaaaad panda. I just don't like pointless arguments between users--they're usually just bad for the site, what with peoples' feelings and all. Instead of arguing, you could use all that time and energy to write an article, vote on VFH, or even just think about how much you love the Cabal. I know I love the Cabal. What a great Cabal we have here, don'tcha think? Also, there is no Cabal. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 04:30, Aug 20