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jesus gives (history, logs)

Featured picture candidate
jesus gives

Image credit: rougetortoise
Archive - Discuss this image

Score: -3
Nomination: Pandora. 19:51, 20 July 2008 (UTC)
For Votes: 1
  1. For self vote to get it going, it makes me laugh every time i see it... --Pandora. 19:55, 20 July 2008 (UTC)
Against Votes: 4
  1. Uhm... What? -RAHB 01:48, 21 July 2008 (UTC)
  2. Against, as per "His blood be on us, and on our children." -- The Zombiebaron 14:28, 21 July 2008 (UTC)
  3. Yeah, sure..... --Aljolson.jpg Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER Aljolson.jpg 19:47, 21 July 2008 (UTC)
  4. Against Who's rougetortoise? Does he have an account here? --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 02:43, 22 July 2008 (UTC)
Comments
  1. rm; -3 -- The Zombiebaron 02:02, 23 July 2008 (UTC)


Bobby Orr (history, logs)

Featured picture candidate
Bobby Orr

Bobby Orr is seen here launching himself into orbit after scoring the 1970 Stanley Cup clinching goal in overtime.

Image credit: Gerrycheevers
Archive - Discuss this image

Score: -3 celebration liftoffs
Nomination: SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 23:23, 24 July 2008 (UTC)
For Votes: 1
  1. self nom, for. because VFP entries are slacking lately, and zombiebaron needs something to snack on. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 23:23, 24 July 2008 (UTC)
Against Votes: 4
  1. Against; while I do, truly, appreciate the sentiment of this nomination (and not just the part of the nomination that mentions me), I am voting against this image. Mainly because that rocket-smoke-trail-thing looks way out of place (try blurring the edges and adding noise, for a start). Plus, it didn't make me laugh. Perhaps if Tim Horton and the 1967 Stanley Cup Finals were referenced. -- The Zombiebaron 23:50, 24 July 2008 (UTC)
  2. Against. --Aljolson.jpg Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER Aljolson.jpg 01:19, 25 July 2008 (UTC)
  3. Against Took me forever to realize exactly what was going on, even after reading the caption. But Zombiebaron's suggestion could probably be taken into account to make it better. -RAHB 08:13, 25 July 2008 (UTC)
  4. Who? What? Cheese? I? Don't? Get? It? --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent OZ! Noobaward.jpg Wotm.jpg Unbooks mousepad.PNG GUN.png 12:40, 25 July 2008 (UTC)
Comments
  1. rm; -3 -- The Zombiebaron 17:59, 25 July 2008 (UTC)


Evil George Bush Senior.jpg (history, logs)

Featured picture candidate
Insert image title here, without link

Insert image caption here

Image credit: Insert image credits here
Archive - Discuss this image

Score: -3
Nomination: Vitaloverdose 21:43, 25 July 2008 (UTC)
For Votes: 0

No for votes

Against Votes: 3
  1. Meh. --Aljolson.jpg Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER Aljolson.jpg 21:52, 25 July 2008 (UTC)
  2. ??? What is this suposed to be? Seriously? ~ Mgr.ReadMeSoon!? 23:49, 12 August 2008 (UTC)
  3. (insert world leader here) is evil! LOL -RAHB 01:32, 26 July 2008 (UTC)
Comments
  1. rm; -3 -- The Zombiebaron 16:26, 26 July 2008 (UTC)


Death Planet (history, logs)

Featured picture candidate
Death Planet

Another planet destroyed by the Death Star.

Image credit: Readmesoon
Archive - Discuss this image

Score: -2 Planets destroyed
Nomination: ~ Mgr.ReadMeSoon!? 23:49, 12 August 2008 (UTC)
For Votes: 3
  1. Self Nom + For Noticing that there was only one other image on VFP, and that the image was crappy, I decided to nom one of my own. Not for attention, but I think this is a good picture. Vote against if want. And talk as much smack as you want about me. I'll learn from it all. ~ Mgr.ReadMeSoon!? 23:49, 12 August 2008 (UTC)
  2. For - I like it. - UnIdiot | GUN.png | Talk | Contribs - 19:05, Jul 25
  3. It's pretty cool. --Aljolson.jpg Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER Aljolson.jpg 21:51, 25 July 2008 (UTC)
Against Votes: 5
  1. Against Don't get me wrong, it's very good. There's just absolutely nothing funny about it. -RAHB 01:36, 26 July 2008 (UTC)
  2. Against. Damn it. I hate having to vote against people's images that are only nominated because of a shortage of nominations (or so they say). Really. I do. However. I must agree with RAHB on this one. Very nice image, well executed, but, at the end of the day, its just Earth as a Death Star, and its not making me laugh. However, if you keep up work of this caliber, Readmesoon, you'll be bound to make me laugh eventually. -- The Zombiebaron 16:39, 26 July 2008 (UTC)
  3. Against as non-original work per my earlier tentative abstain. ~~Heeren ["Meh"] [tecħ] [kurk] [26/07 16:53]
  4. Against. Per HV. Readmesoon should get a good kick in the balls for trying to pull this on us. It's only a valid nom if you have made the image yourself. MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 17:01, Jul 26
  5. Symbol declined.svg Against.--Sycamore (Talk) 17:04, 26 July 2008 (UTC)
Comments
  1. Abstain, but am raising concerns over origin of the picture as per this. ~~Heeren ["Meh"] [tecħ] [kurk] [26/07 16:33]
Heerenveen, my friend sent me an email with this picture, perhaps from that site? I did a few brief touch ups, however. – Preceding unsigned comment added by Readmesoon (talk • contribs)
Sorry but I'm not sure whether there is a limit as to how much chopping you must do before it is "original" (after you start smashing the computer?) but it is more than this, sorry. --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent OZ! Noobaward.jpg Wotm.jpg Unbooks mousepad.PNG GUN.png 17:13, 26 July 2008 (UTC)


Image:HarryTruman1.jpg (history, logs)

Featured picture candidate
Image:HarryTruman1.jpg

"Whoever handed this to me is fired after I'm done smiling"

Image credit: Cap'n Ben
Archive - Discuss this image

Score: -3 seriously bored nominators
Nomination:   Le Cejak <15:19, 20 Jul 2008> 15:19, 20 July 2008 (UTC)
For Votes: 1
  1. You notice the headline up there? It's the photoshop magic. It's text based only because it's a picture of a newspaper. But look at that smiling man! He makes me feel warm and fuzzy, and although we'll never know his name, he'll always be there to remind us. Remind us of something. Actually, now that I get a good look at it, this photoshop is so well done, I'm not even sure it's a photoshop anymore. Actually, yeah, who does Cap'n Ben think he is, trying to pass this off as a photoshop? Oh no wait, I see it. Sorry about that. Yeah, anyway, this is just... it's... it's just so awesome. I want a poster sized print out of this picture. Maybe make a t-shirt with it. Tioadnsp82316ydhsa]   Le Cejak <15:19, 20 Jul 2008>
Against Votes: 4
  1. Against; it is obvious that this was created by making a white box (white, which I might add, does not match the grey of the newspaper) and then placing text on top of that white box (text, which I might add, does no fit in with the other text of the newspaper). Plus, its text based because the joke is just that someone was able to manipulate text - nothing else was changed, and, as I've already demonstrated, the text wasn't really manipulated very well. -- The Zombiebaron 15:27, 20 July 2008 (UTC)
  2. Cap'n Ben's finest moment. Against. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 17:39, 23 July 2008 (UTC)
  3. AGAINST Very poorly done. And I guess we could say goodbye to Cajek's sanity. ~ Mgr.ReadMeSoon!? 23:49, 12 August 2008 (UTC)
  4. Uhh, yeah, against. ~~Heeren ["Meh"] [tecħ] [kurk] [26/07 16:29]
Comments
  • Reaction333.JPG By that I clearly mean abstain --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent OZ! Noobaward.jpg Wotm.jpg Unbooks mousepad.PNG GUN.png 15:30, 20 July 2008 (UTC)
  • I don't see any text in that picture, Zombiebaron. And since this is a serious nomination, I'm going to assume that you hate text. Why don't you use pictures to express how much you hate text, huh, bigshot? Ya think yer big, eh? huh? eh?   Le Cejak <17:37, 20 Jul 2008>
  • Well. I think it's finally happened guys. Cajek has gone completely bonkers. -RAHB 01:47, 21 July 2008 (UTC)
Call us back when he goes sane - now that would be real news! --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent OZ! Noobaward.jpg Wotm.jpg Unbooks mousepad.PNG GUN.png 07:52, 23 July 2008 (UTC)
  1. rm; -3 -- The Zombiebaron 17:34, 26 July 2008 (UTC)


40 Year-Old Spartan (history, logs)

Featured picture candidate
40 Year-Old Spartan

Because 40 Year-Old Virgin and 300 were such great successes, why not combine them...

Image credit: Someguyudontknow
Archive - Discuss this image

Score: 0 Years old
Nomination: ~ Mgr.ReadMeSoon!? 23:49, 12 August 2008 (UTC)
For Votes: 1
  1. For. What can I say? I laughed. That never happens. I'm an insufferable old fart. I've built my entire reputation on that fact. Now I'm ruined! Ruined! Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 20:55, 27 July 2008 (UTC)
Against Votes: 1
  1. Meh. I hate anything having to do with 300. --Aljolson.jpg Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER Aljolson.jpg 23:07, 27 July 2008 (UTC)
Comments
  1. rm; unoriginal (I can find two other sites with copies of this image prior to the January 16 2008 upload date of this file) -- The Zombiebaron 10:45, 28 July 2008 (UTC)


Poo Lit Surprise unlit (history, logs)

Featured picture candidate
Poo Lit Surprise unlit

After it was determined that the picture of a flaming bag (presumably containing feces) was a fire hazard to all of Uncyclopedia, one brave soul fought through the protected pages to put it out. Sadly, the smell has yet to be extinguished, though most agree the smell isn't much worse than Spang's ponies.

Image credit: AwesomeGuy
Archive - Discuss this image

Score: -6 bags of shit put out
Nomination:  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  critchat) 00:29 Jul 29, 2008
For Votes: 4
  1. Symbol for vote.svg FORE  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  critchat) 00:29 Jul 29, 2008
  2. Symbol for vote.svg hell yes son this rocks —Oblivion - Fire - Sex [O|F|S] Icons-flag-us.png MUN CM NS F@H (drivel) 00:30, 29 July 2008 (UTC)
  3. Symbol for vote.svg Hell yeah, for some reason, just a bag is funny. - Rougethebat.gifAdmiral Enzo Aquarius-Dial the Gate SonicLivesPicture.png 00:31, 29 July 2008 (UTC)
  4. Symbol for vote.svg cool, am I allowed to vote for it if I made it? AwesomeGuy 00:36, 29 July 2008 (UTC)
Against Votes: 10
  1. Against; the open mouth of a bag is not one colour, this is an injoke (if it be a joke at all...it is, after all, just a bag in a circle), its really far too small, and MoneySign's original is much more flaming. -- The Zombiebaron 00:33, 29 July 2008 (UTC)
  2. Are you shitting me? --Aljolson.jpg Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER Aljolson.jpg 00:34, 29 July 2008 (UTC)
  3. Against. Seriously? Spang talk 01:16, 29 Jul 2008
  4. Against you got a little spot there...just...just above the bag, lemme get tha- oops! It's a huge ugly smudge! -RAHB 05:28, 29 July 2008 (UTC)
  5. Against The whole idea of a bag not being on fire is a little too bizarre for me. --Sir Seeker Icons-flag-au.png (Call me?) |KUN|VFP| 13:04, 29 July 2008 (UTC)
  6. Symbol declined.svg Against.--Sycamore (Talk) 13:13, 29 July 2008 (UTC)
  7. You're doing it wrong... --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent OZ! Noobaward.jpg Wotm.jpg Unbooks mousepad.PNG GUN.png 14:02, 29 July 2008 (UTC)
  8. Symbol declined.svg Against. not even good Fou-Lu 14:03, 29 July 2008 (UTC)
  9. This is the shit. Aewanko --the ghostlessness 02:01, 30 July 2008 (UTC)
  10. Against per Sycamore. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 04:44, 30 July 2008 (UTC)
Comments
  1. Featured; -6 -- The Zombiebaron 17:09, 30 July 2008 (UTC)


Captainobviouscereal.jpg (history, logs)

Featured picture candidate
Captainobviouscereal.jpg

A carcinogenic, nasty, and horrible wholesome, tasty, and nutritious part of your complete breakfast!

Image credit: InfiniteMonkey
Archive - Discuss this image

Score: -3 bowls of cereal
Nomination: ~ Mgr.ReadMeSoon!? 23:49, 12 August 2008 (UTC)
For Votes: 2
  1. If you thought Uncyclopedios is good, check this out. ~ Mgr.ReadMeSoon!? 23:49, 12 August 2008 (UTC)
  2. Yah....text-based humour!!! -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)
Against Votes: 5
  1. Meh Not really diggin' it. The thought that Captain Obvious has a cereal just isn't funny to me. -RAHB 13:01, 1 August 2008 (UTC)
  2. Against It seems like Captain Obvious is trying to be funny with his quotes. He's funniest when he doesn't try. Also, stroll through the cereal aisle of your local grocery store and you won't find a single box with the mascot dispensing lame quotes on the cover. The Oscar Wilde toy is a nice touch but it qualifies this as an in-joke. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 16:06, 1 August 2008 (UTC)
  3. Against. I can't even read half the quotes! - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon.gif(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 16:13, Aug 1
  4. Against. Yea, I'm with Led on that... MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 16:17, Aug 1
  5. Against. --Aljolson.jpg Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER Aljolson.jpg 16:58, 1 August 2008 (UTC)
Comments
  1. rm; -3 -- The Zombiebaron 16:32, 2 August 2008 (UTC)


Napoleon's Nobel Steed (history, logs)

Featured picture candidate
Napoleon's Nobel Steed

And as the twentieth century rolled by, General Napoleon Bonaparte replaced horses with motorcycles.

Image credit: Japanese Lenin
Archive - Discuss this image

Score: -1 cc engine
Nomination: ~ Mgr.ReadMeSoon!? 23:49, 12 August 2008 (UTC)
For Votes: 1
  1. The picture is very well done and very funny. ~ Mgr.ReadMeSoon!? 23:49, 12 August 2008 (UTC)
  2. For. It's comic absurdity, because Napoleon rode a Voxan. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 22:19, 3 August 2008 (UTC)
  3. "You ditched Napoleon???" "He was a dick!" - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon.gif(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 22:20, Aug 3
  4. For If not for the absurdity alone (dammit, Modus already said that, there was nothing here when I clicked edit), then for the very well-done-ness of it. I actually really like it. I haven't liked a VFP image this much for a while actually. -RAHB 22:25, 3 August 2008 (UTC)
Against Votes: 2
  1. Against, Mhaille's right. It's history shows that it's not original. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 22:27, 3 August 2008 (UTC)
  • Dammit, dammit, dammit! -RAHB 22:31, 3 August 2008 (UTC)
Comments
  • Symbol neutral vote.svg Abstain. - The humour is limited because this in no way references to Napoleon--Sycamore (Talk) 20:36, 3 August 2008 (UTC)
Isn't this from here? -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)
Dammit! Not another one, RMS! -RAHB 22:27, 3 August 2008 (UTC)
  • Sadly, disqualified. Work is unoriginal. --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFCK Oldmanonly.jpg 22:29, 3 August 2008 (UTC)
  1. rm; unoriginal -- The Zombiebaron 00:27, 4 August 2008 (UTC)


Horror (history, logs)

Featured picture candidate
Horror

Awful, isn't it?

Image credit: I Photoshopped this myself out of stock photos of the President and The World Trade Center Attacks.
Archive - Discuss this image

Score: -8
Nomination: Dudemeister1234 20:06, 6 August 2008 (UTC)
For Votes: 0

No for votes

Against Votes: 8
  1. Nah. Amusing concept, but the image needs betterifying. There's some lines around Bush, and this weird spot where the sky changes color. Nobody likes a wishy-washy sky. We're in a color war, sky! Pick a side! - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon.gif(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 20:19, Aug 6
  2. lol bush did 9/11 ur funneh --Aljolson.jpg Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER Aljolson.jpg 20:21, 6 August 2008 (UTC)
  3. Oppose - I'm the -3, bitch. --AAA! (AAAA) 21:23, 6 August 2008 (UTC)
  4. Symbol declined.svg Against.--Sycamore (Talk) 21:25, 6 August 2008 (UTC)
  5. Against Per Led. -RAHB 22:46, 6 August 2008 (UTC)
  6. against. dude...weak. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 23:01, 6 August 2008 (UTC)
  7. Bye --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 05:44, 7 August 2008 (UTC)
  8. Give him the chair! --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent OZ! Noobaward.jpg Wotm.jpg Unbooks mousepad.PNG GUN.png 06:05, 7 August 2008 (UTC)
Comments
  1. rm;-8 -- The Zombiebaron 15:38, 7 August 2008 (UTC)


Bush1normal.jpg (history, logs)

Featured picture candidate
Insert image title here, without link

How 99% of the world views him

Image credit: Photoshoped by Autozain
Archive - Discuss this image

Score: -3
Nomination: Autozain 05:25, 9 August 2008 (UTC)
For Votes: 0

No for votes

Against Votes: 3
  1. ...I don't get it. What's supposed to be funny about this? - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon.gif(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 05:26, Aug 9
  2. What. --Aljolson.jpg Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER Aljolson.jpg 05:27, 9 August 2008 (UTC)
  3. Nein --AAA! (AAAA) 15:21, 9 August 2008 (UTC)
Comments

I don't know... I was just playing around in photoshop and decided to mess with his picture. trying to get it taken off here because the nomination was not intentional.

  1. rm; -3 -- The Zombiebaron 17:09, 9 August 2008 (UTC)


Indian Ice Cream Cone (history, logs)

Featured picture candidate
Indian Ice Cream Cone

Somewhat contradictory, but i thought someone else should notice the shape.

Image credit: Insert image credits here
Archive - Discuss this image

Score: -3
Nomination: Altair-the EagleIcons-flag-in.pngDeadMenTellNoTalesDLRLanyardPin2006.jpg (talk to me) 20:31, 11 August 2008 (UTC)
For Votes: 1
  1. I don't know why this made me laugh. I really, really don't. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon.gif(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 01:00, Aug 12
Against Votes: 4
  1. Against. --Aljolson.jpg Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER Aljolson.jpg 22:17, 11 August 2008 (UTC)
  2. Most Non, Non Heinous - UnIdiot | GUN.png | Talk | Contribs - 00:47, Aug 12
  3. Against -RAHB 02:20, 12 August 2008 (UTC)
  4. Against Eh? MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 02:23, Aug 12
Comments
  1. rm; -3 -- The Zombiebaron 03:32, 12 August 2008 (UTC)


Crowley Emergency Room.jpg (history, logs)

Featured picture candidate
Crowley Emergency Room.jpg

The "Great Beast" Aleister Crowley pictured at the Hastings Hospital Accident and Emergency waiting room, following an unfortunate incident involving friend Victor Neuburg, the Book of Abramelin the Mage, two pounds of animal fat and a "King Dong" vibrator.

Image credit: Vitaloverdose
Archive - Discuss this image

Score: -4
Nomination: Mhaille
For Votes: 2
  1. The vibrator could do with a little work, but the image idea and execution are excellent. A great reworking of an infamous image. -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)
  2. Symbol for vote.svg For.--Sycamore (Talk) 09:59, 31 July 2008 (UTC)
Against Votes: 6
  1. Personally, I don't get it. ~ Mgr.ReadMeSoon!? 23:49, 12 August 2008 (UTC)
  2. No laughing, whoever that is whatever he was doing with that guy and that thing I have no idea and no real desire to find out. --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent OZ! Noobaward.jpg Wotm.jpg Unbooks mousepad.PNG GUN.png 10:03, 31 July 2008 (UTC)
  3. Meh. --Aljolson.jpg Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER Aljolson.jpg 16:59, 1 August 2008 (UTC)
  4. Wait, are you telling me that thing through his head isn't a giant pencil? Jeez. Now I feel all innocent and ignorant and stuff. -- The Zombiebaron 16:36, 2 August 2008 (UTC)
  5. Er, what? Sig pic.PNG Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 05:56, 12 August 2008 (UTC)
  6. Against. Didn't find it funny. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 13:21, Aug 12
Comments
  • Conditional for What bothers me isn't actually the bit where it connects to the hand, but the black end of it. It seems flat in comparison with the rest of its 3D surroundings. Maybe I'll change my vote though, I do like the image and concept. -RAHB 10:19, 29 July 2008 (UTC)
  • I'm sure I speak for several ones of other people when I say that I'd vote on this maybe if I understood half of the references in the image or the caption. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 05:02, 31 July 2008 (UTC)
    • The original image can be found here. Aleister Crowley was "a British occultist, writer, mountaineer, poet, and yogi." Basically, he did a lot of really outlandish stuff, and a lot of it had to do with magic and sex, amongst other things. The reference here is that Crowley was experimenting, as he was wont to do often, and something went terribly wrong, landing him in the emergency room with a dildo through his head. -RAHB 09:21, 31 July 2008 (UTC)
  1. rm; -4 -- The Zombiebaron 22:54, 12 August 2008 (UTC)


Image:Win and door.jpg (history, logs)

Featured picture candidate
Image:Win and door.jpg

In light of the failure with Windows Vista, Microsoft decided to switch to other facets of architecture with its latest operating system.

Image credit: Readmesoon
Archive - Discuss this image

Score: 2
Nomination:
For Votes: 2
  1. For Made me laugh when I saw it on the front page. It's a shame the image is small and low quality. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 04:54, 13 August 2008 (UTC)
  2. Eh....For - It does make me laugh, but, as you say, it's low quality. I still give it a for though. - Rougethebat.gifAdmiral Enzo Aquarius-Dial the Gate SonicLivesPicture.png 05:01, 13 August 2008 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

No against votes

Comments
  1. rm; unoriginal image -- The Zombiebaron 15:22, 13 August 2008 (UTC)


Russian Reversals for Dummies (history, logs)

Featured picture candidate
Russian Reversals for Dummies

In Soviet Russia, dummies read YOU!!

Image credit: In Soviet Russia, loyalties demand YOU!!
Archive - Discuss this image

Score: -4
Nomination: Prox 244 10:25, 13 August 2008 (UTC)
For Votes: 0

No for votes

Against Votes: 4
  1. Dude, I loves text! -- The Zombiebaron 15:24, 13 August 2008 (UTC)
  2. -RAHB 16:29, 13 August 2008 (UTC)
  3. In Soviet Russia, they know when a joke has run its course. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon.gif(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 16:33, Aug 13
  4. Over my dead body. --Aljolson.jpg Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER Aljolson.jpg 21:29, 13 August 2008 (UTC)
Comments
  1. rm; -4 -- The Zombiebaron 03:52, 14 August 2008 (UTC)


Georgiaflag.png (history, logs)

Featured picture candidate
Georgiaflag.png

The flag of Georgia, a U.S. State somehow located in East Europe.

Image credit: Gert5
Archive - Discuss this image

Score: -3
Nomination: Sir General Minister G5 FIYC UPotM [Y] #21 F@H KUN 18:17, 12 August 2008 (UTC)
For Votes: 1
  1. Snafu The flyer said I can nom 2 per week. A week has passed, I suppose. A satanic mix of current events and flags. What will Gertie think up next? --Sir General Minister G5 FIYC UPotM [Y] #21 F@H KUN 18:17, 12 August 2008 (UTC)
Against Votes: 4
  1. Symbol declined.svg Fail.  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  critchat) 18:17 Aug 12, 2008
  2. Na I look... I think eh? I vote no... MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 18:19, Aug 12
  3. Against; not enough NATO. -- The Zombiebaron 15:19, 13 August 2008 (UTC)
  4. Against -RAHB 16:28, 13 August 2008 (UTC)
Comments
  1. rm; -3 -- The Zombiebaron 03:53, 14 August 2008 (UTC)


Russian reversal for Dummies.png (history, logs)

Featured picture candidate
Insert image title here, without link

Insert image caption here

Image credit: Insert image credits here
Archive - Discuss this image

Score: -3
Nomination: Prox 244 16:18, 20 August 2008 (UTC)
For Votes: 1

In Soviet Russia, votes win YOU!! ~~prox244

Against Votes: 4
  1. No. In Soviet Russia, they know when a joke has run its course. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon.gif(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 16:28, Aug 20
  2. against. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 20:22, 20 August 2008 (UTC)
  3. In Soviet Russia, no. Sig pic.PNG Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 01:08, 21 August 2008 (UTC)
  4. Didn't this just fail VFP? Well, I guess it was bound to happen again. -- The Zombiebaron 08:33, 21 August 2008 (UTC)
Comments
  1. rm; -3 -- The Zombiebaron 08:35, 21 August 2008 (UTC)


Monk55.JPG (history, logs)

Featured picture candidate
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Score: -3
Nomination: Taco Wiz 06:23, 21 August 2008 (UTC)
For Votes: 0

No for votes

Against Votes: 3
  1. Oh the textmanity! -- The Zombiebaron 08:53, 21 August 2008 (UTC)
  2. Meh A quick lol, but yeah, not making feature for me. -RAHB 09:05, 21 August 2008 (UTC)
  3. NO Nothing overly funny about it (Penis Humor is already covered).--MafiaHatBlack.gif Mr. Lavrenti "Digits" Hex 09:55, 21 August 2008 (UTC)
Comments
  1. rm; -3 -- The Zombiebaron 12:05, 21 August 2008 (UTC)


Pie Chart (history, logs)

Featured picture candidate
Pie Chart

Pie charts are both informative and delicious.

Image credit: Gerrycheevers
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Score: -4 slices of scrumptious chart
Nomination: Gerrycheevers
For Votes: 2
  1. pie! SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 20:31, 20 August 2008 (UTC)
  2. Tasty goodness! Necropaxx (T) {~} 21:43, Aug 20
Against Votes: 6
  1. Against. I like the image, but I've seen it done elsewhere. Sig pic.PNG Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 01:10, 21 August 2008 (UTC)
  2. Yeah. I remember when I first used Exel. Back when "pie charts about pie", "bar graphs about erections", and "whatever else people use Exel for" were really really funny. That was over ten years ago. And, while I still use Exel to amuse myself with "witty" misplaced titles and headings, I've seen this one done before. And no, this vote is not "per Boomer". It just happens to be similar, but longer. Much longer. For no reason. Whatsoever. -- The Zombiebaron 08:41, 21 August 2008 (UTC)
  3. I could have sworn we already had a featured image just like this, but I couldn't find it. I was probably hallucinating...my memory was probably hallucinating. Hallucinatory Memory Syndrome. Yeah. That's it. Oh, also, against. -RAHB 09:02, 21 August 2008 (UTC)
  4. Nah, you just suck at finding things. And while I'm here, against. --Zyrac 20:49, 21 August 2008 (UTC)
  5. Against. --Aljolson.jpg Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER Aljolson.jpg 16:22, 22 August 2008 (UTC)
  6. Symbol declined.svg Been done! Yay! Srsly. And it's also been featured. Sire Methamphetamine SMOKE METH! 00:09, 23 August 2008 (UTC)
Comments
  1. rm; -4 -- The Zombiebaron 02:01, 24 August 2008 (UTC)


Nascar Turtle (history, logs)

Featured picture candidate
Nascar Turtle

And rounding the final corner of the first NASTAR (National Association of Stock Turtle Animal Racing) turtle race, racer 20 Turtle Stewart takes first place!

Image credit: Readmesoon
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Score: -3 years until the finish
Nomination: ~ Readmesoon22:12, 24 August 2008 (UTC)
For Votes: 1
  1. A favorite image of mine. I'll just pull a Gert5 here. Go ahead and rip me apart. ~ Readmesoon
Against Votes: 4
  1. Make it look more like the number is on the turtle, and not just suspended in the air in front of him. Turn the angles a bit, fiddle with opacity and some distorting of the number, stuff like that. -RAHB 23:12, 24 August 2008 (UTC)
  2. As per RAHB. Use some distortion tweaks on the text, and you might want to use a clipping plane to shadow it as relevant to the turtle's shell. --Mr. Monkey Sockmonkey.gif Pant-hoot here. 01:13, 25 August 2008 (UTC)
  3. The turtle should be more on fire. -- The Zombiebaron 15:00, 26 August 2008 (UTC)
  4. Symbol declined.svg Against. nice effort, but as per everyone before me, also, the turtle should be crashing into a wall/another turtle. Robertodole 23:54, 26 August 2008 (UTC)
Comments
  1. rm; 3 -- The Zombiebaron 16:02, 27 August 2008 (UTC)