Uncyclopedia:VFP/Failed/archive15

Eat the turkey (history, logs)

Featured picture candidate
Luke reynolds smells the tasties! Image credit: Nerd42 Archive - Discuss this image

Vote	Score: -3 TURKEY!
Nomination:	User:Zheliel/sigz2 03:53, 23 May 2009 (UTC)
For Votes: 1	For some reason I feel that this is worthy of a feature. User:Zheliel/sigz2 03:53, 23 May 2009 (UTC)
Against Votes: 4	AAAAAAAAAAA!! MY EYES! ~ NO! In-jokes are not feature-worthy. Plus, this is JSANF!!! Not in a million years, sorry. Rbpolsen♦☺ hhttp://images.uncyclomedia.co/uncyclopedia/en/7/7d/Icons-flag-us.png 04:13, 23 May 2009 (UTC) Nah. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 09:06, 23 May 2009 (UTC) Take a hint. ---kun "whisper sweet nothings into thine ear..." 10:15, 23 May 2009 (UTC) I'm more of a chicken guy. — KneeChee 00:23, 24 May 2009 (UTC)
Comments	-3, fail'd. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 00:57, 24 May 2009 (UTC)

Shoop Da whoop.png (history, logs)

Featured picture candidate
Gotta love lazers Image credit: Iwillkillyou333 Archive - Discuss this image

Vote	Score: -5
Nomination:	Iwillkillyou333 02:17, 25 May 2009 (UTC)
For Votes: 2	sn+f Iwillkillyou333 02:17, 25 May 2009 (UTC) For. --Docile hippopotamus 06:09, 25 May 2009 (UTC)
Against Votes: 7	Nah. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 02:21, 25 May 2009 (UTC) nah tired meme, and it has some issues. (I.e. lasers don't spread out, it appears to be in the void the space). --Mnb'z 06:26, 25 May 2009 (UTC) Nigger, what? -- Roman Dog Bird 15:54, 25 May 2009 (UTC) Against. per RDB. --Dame 16:10, 25 May 2009 (UTC) Against per rational values --Asahatter (annoy) 22:15, 25 May 2009 (UTC) Against. Jesus. ---kun "whisper sweet nothings into thine ear..." 23:20, 25 May 2009 (UTC) No But thanks anyway. --Sir Seeker (Call me?) |KUN|VFP| 01:28, 26 May 2009 (UTC)
Comments	-5, fail'd. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 03:04, 26 May 2009 (UTC)

Windowshasissues (history, logs)

Featured picture candidate
Windows has issues. Image credit: Billy bo bo Archive - Discuss this image

Vote	Score: -3
Nomination:	Docile hippopotamus 06:07, 25 May 2009 (UTC)
For Votes: 4	nom and for. Funny. --Docile hippopotamus 06:07, 25 May 2009 (UTC) For Funny Onevalefantalk 16:45, 25 May 2009 (UTC) Weak for. Sure, Windows and I fight, but it knows that I love it. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 19:43, 25 May 2009 (UTC) For I know there's a lot of text in this image, but this made me laugh. You should have seen me. --Sir Seeker (Call me?) |KUN|VFP| 01:27, 26 May 2009 LOL User:Zheliel/sigz2 10:00, 26 May 2009 (UTC) (UTC)
Against Votes: 7	Against. In two words: text based. --Mnb'z 06:23, 25 May 2009 (UTC) I laughed so I nommed. --Docile hippopotamus 07:00, 25 May 2009 (UTC) Against. -- Roman Dog Bird 15:55, 25 May 2009 (UTC) Against. per Mnbvcxz. --Dame 16:07, 25 May 2009 (UTC) Against. Though it is kinda funny and I generally don't mind that much if an image is text-based, this is just way too much text! This place is to feature pictures, not Windows Error boxes. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 16:12, 25 May 2009 (UTC) I like the boxes and I don't care if it's text-based, but I've seen better. Don Puttano cHeDDs 21:46,25May,2009 Against. We're in the recession of new ideas. ---kun "whisper sweet nothings into thine ear..." 23:20, 25 May 2009 (UTC) Against. Not particularly funny. Not particularly original. Oh, and texty. Yup, that's a clean sweep. --UU - natter 10:48, May 26
Comments	-3, fail'd. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 12:50, 26 May 2009 (UTC)

""Noobaward (history, logs)

Featured picture candidate
Perfect"" for converting infants too raw metal! Image credit: Splaka Archive - Discuss this image

Vote	Score: -5 I guess...
Nomination:	User:Zheliel/sigz2 10:06, 26 May 2009 (UTC)
For Votes: 1	xP. I know you're fed up with me nomming pics like this, but how can I resist? User:Zheliel/sigz2 10:06, 26 May 2009 (UTC)
Against Votes: 6	Against. I'll give you one very good reason to resist very soon. Not funny. --UU - natter 10:52, May 26 Against. UN:OFFICE is coming your way Zheliel. Quit it. ~ 10:55, 26 May 2009 (UTC) Against. Uncyclopedia:VFP/Kakuns Place --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 11:11, 26 May 2009 (UTC) Against. ---kun "whisper sweet nothings into thine ear..." 11:47, 26 May 2009 (UTC) Against. And no offense to Splarka. He created this for the practical purpose for which it's still used. --T. (talk) 11:55, 26 May 2009 (UTC) Against. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} 15:49, May 26
Comments	-5, fail'd. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 18:38, 26 May 2009 (UTC)

Uncyclo-tan catgirl (history, logs)

Featured picture candidate
Due to the severe lack of nominated images, I have uploaded this thing I made. Image credit: mtallmen_184, SunnyChow Archive - Discuss this image

Vote	Score: -5 nominated images
Nomination:	Mtallmen 184 19:48, 26 May 2009 (UTC)
For Votes: 2	nom+for--Mtallmen 184 19:48, 26 May 2009 (UTC) For, but it'd be better if she was eating toast. -OptyC Sucks! CUN20:09, 26 May
Against Votes: 7	Against. I leaf through my manga and demand that they be featured. ---kun "whisper sweet nothings into thine ear..." 00:24, 27 May 2009 (UTC) Against. I could give a few reasons, but I'll just leave you with one: Unnecessary Jaggies. — KneeChee 00:42, 27 May 2009 (UTC) Still no Not any better than the last catgirl pic. Worse actually. Don Puttano cHeDDs 03:01,27May,2009 Against Also, poor sportsmanship trying to take credit for SunnyChow's original picture. There's a plethora of fantastic images here guys. Feature one of these fine pieces of art, and not an MS Paint knockoff. -RAHB 04:15, 27 May 2009 (UTC) Against --Docile hippopotamus 06:46, 27 May 2009 (UTC)  Against. per above. --Mnb'z 06:51, 27 May 2009 (UTC) Against. I still don't see any funny in this. --UU - natter 10:19, May 27
Comments	I like that she's making the "loser" sign at my forehead. -OptyC Sucks! CUN20:12, 26 May As a side note, you could have easily avoided the jaggies if you had just kept the image in it's original PNG format and left that white background out. That's assuming you edited the image in a program like Photoshop or GIMP, though. I suppose it can't be helped if you used MS Paint. — KneeChee 00:42, 27 May 2009 (UTC) -5, fail'd. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 15:38, 27 May 2009 (UTC)

""File:Uncyclo-tan"" ButteredNekomusume.png (history, logs)

Featured picture candidate
Our mascot as a catgirl eating toast. Image credit: SunnyChow Archive - Discuss this image

Vote	Score: -3 Cute Furries
Nomination:	Mnb'z 03:51, 17 May 2009 (UTC)
For Votes: 8	nom+4 wait, we have a mascot? --Mnb'z 03:51, 17 May 2009 (UTC)  For. How could I vote against Uncyclo-tan? -- KneeChee 14:53, 17 May 2009 (UTC) Who ever votes against this is stupid. This contains too much WIN not to be featured!--Mtallmen 184 18:02, 17 May 2009 (UTC) Psh, nigga, shut UUUUUUUUUUPPPPP. Wat da fuk make u be sayin' dis here shit? u must be smokin' some of tha GOOOOOOOOOOD chronic my man. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 00:42, 19 May 2009 (UTC) Why toast? Seriously, what's with the toast? --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 03:55, 18 May 2009 (UTC) That is a reference to The second law of quantum physics --Mnb'z 04:15, 18 May 2009 (UTC) Okay. For. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 04:23, 18 May 2009 (UTC) VERY FOAR!!!!111 - Why didn't we do this sooner? I think a tan is lolerific! --Rbpolsen♦☺ 04:34, 18 May 2009 (UTC) I am not ashamed --Nytrospawn 16:33, 20 May 2009 (UTC) For. Cute. A far cry from Uncyclo-tan's previous pron career. -OptyC Sucks! CUN16:42, 20 May FOR Prata!!! User:Zheliel/sigz2 03:46, 23 May 2009 (UTC)
Against Votes: 11	What? - T.L.B. WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 07:27, May 17 Against. --Docile hippopotamus 12:06, 17 May 2009 (UTC) No, we don't. Iz juz da potatoe, nigguh. Not dis tiny booby azn. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 13:10, 17 May 2009 (UTC) Lolwut? • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} 16:10, May 18 Against get this crappy anime off my damn monitor! -- Pootah, 22:19, 18 May 2009 (UTC) Against Not too cute to vote against. Ellemonopy 01:41, 19 May 2009 (UTC) KAWIIA ^_^ The animes is so sushi toyota --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 03:19, 23 May 2009 (UTC) Against Not too funny to me, but there are much better images of this mascot I previously did not know about. -RAHB 06:46, 24 May 2009 (UTC) Against. But I agree with RAHB, the other images of this alleged mascot are better. --Dame 16:13, 25 May 2009 (UTC) Against Not very uncyclopedian. ~ Nazism: You have two cows. The Government shoots you and takes the cows ~ GBA2005 22:14, 25 May 2009 (UTC) Against. I fail to see the funny in this, and FP is about funny. --UU - natter 10:18, May 27
Comments	Cute. Too cute to vote against. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 12:12, 17 May 2009 (UTC) Yeah, same here. ---kun "whisper sweet nothings into thine ear..." 00:36, 18 May 2009 (UTC) Have I ever mentioned how much I hate it when people say things like "WIN" and "EPIC FAIL"? Who started that? Come on, show yourself. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 18:22, 17 May 2009 (UTC) It started off with using a quick word to declare victory in online RPGs or FPSs and etc, when the gameplay is mostly fast paced, so there is only a few seconds to type something quickly. Typing "yes" doesn't fit the bill as it does when it's actually shouted, so "win" came into fruition. The usage of "epic" derives from film cuilture, which is one of the most lauded, yet popular subjects with meme-users, as in "epic war film" or such like. It often accompanies "win" or "fail" because of the powerful sense of a word so few in letters. "Fail" seems to have generated notoriety because of the multiple images displaying a particular fault in humanity or nature. In the same way as "win", it's a short word and acts a 'red stamp' to be used instantaneously to describe the occupants of the image. Anyway, I could be wrong. ---kun "whisper sweet nothings into thine ear..." 00:36, 18 May 2009 (UTC) What I don't get is that the opposite of win is lose, while the opposite of fail is succeed. Explain that, professor smartypants. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 03:55, 18 May 2009 (UTC) I am high chief emigrating penguin of the artic marine animals. ---kun "whisper sweet nothings into thine ear..." 12:34, 18 May 2009 (UTC) Where's the artic, again? • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} 16:10, May 18 As in artic roll. ---kun "whisper sweet nothings into thine ear..." 00:23, 19 May 2009 (UTC) AAAAAAAA!--SunnyChow 17:55, 23 May 2009 (UTC) I'm proud that my creation is Nominated for featured picture. image:Uncyclo-tan ButteredNekomusume.png is a reference to wikipedia:image:Neko Wikipe-tan.png and The second law of quantum physics. But seriously, image:Uncyclo-tan ButteredNekomusume.png isn't the best painting of my Uncyclo-tan and my Uncyclo-tan is not the best of all designs.--SunnyChow 07:27, 24 May 2009 (UTC) Do you know of a better one? --Mnb'z 06:33, 25 May 2009 (UTC) Take your pick. -RAHB 04:17, 27 May 2009 (UTC) Not that I'm one to pick favorites or anything juvenile like that, but I'd definitely say that Uncyclo-tan_aboutFatWikipetan.png is unquestionably, hands down, without a doubt, my absolute favorite (in terms of both design and humor). Jus' sayin', is all... — KneeChee 04:39, 27 May 2009 (UTC) -3, fail'd. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 15:38, 27 May 2009 (UTC)

"Puber" Tea (history, logs)

Featured picture candidate
Since Cain & Abel, Don Puber's Puber Tea has been a refreshing drink for teens everywhere. From Awkward Raspberry to Wannabe Blackberry there is a flavor for all. Image credit: The Woodburninator Archive - Discuss this image

Vote	Score: -4 people who are teens
Nomination:	Woody On Fire! Talking Woody Stalking Woody 05:09, 10 May 2009 (UTC)
For Votes: 7	For VFP is slow, I like this very much. Woody On Fire! Talking Woody Stalking Woody 05:09, 10 May 2009 (UTC) For. Is there a Burst Cherry flavour? ---kun "whisper sweet nothings into thine ear..." 10:33, 10 May 2009 (UTC) Puber For. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 10:35, 10 May 2009 (UTC) Bless.. Puber tea tastes nice. User:Zheliel/sigz2 11:53, 10 May 2009 (UTC) For. --Docile hippopotamus 16:13, 10 May 2009 (UTC) For. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 16:20, 10 May 2009 (UTC) For. It's not completely texty. --Dame 10:10, 11 May 2009 (UTC) For Poppin' cherry! --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 12:32, 13 May 2009 (UTC) For I like the Poppin' Cherry flavour! 10:45, 22 May 2009 (GMT) – Preceding unsigned comment added by 195.195.250.5 (talk • contribs) dif For I make Puber Tea from my pants 03:54, 22 May 2009 (GMT) – Preceding unsigned comment added by Shitaku (talk • contribs) diff I'm not wiki-savvy enough to prove anything but... voting rigging much? (talk) 22:39, 23 May 2009 (UTC) Votes UnAllowed. Two votes within twenty minutes of each other, one IP/one user, both making exactly the same (and odd) formatting error. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 00:09, 29 May 2009 (UTC)
Against Votes: 11	Against ...Text-based? Anyone remember when people voted against images for being text-based? --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 06:49, 11 May 2009 (UTC) Against Until someone makes the popped Cherry flavour, then for. --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 07:26, 11 May 2009 (UTC) Against. Not really a fan. (talk) 23:55, 11 May 2009 (UTC) Against text based, and, there is no curvature to the images on the bottles. --Mnb'z 05:49, 12 May 2009 (UTC) Against As a joke, it's ok, but it's funny text poorly put onto bottles. Make it look like a brand and I may change my vote. --Asahatter (annoy) 22:04, 12 May 2009 (UTC) Against not that good Teh pwnerator 03:07, 14 May 2009 (UTC) Against Per Asahatter and Mnbvcxz. -RAHB 23:54, 14 May 2009 (UTC) Against. Per Asahatter, Mnbvcxz, and me. --UU - natter 08:20, May 15 I came out of hiding simply to against this image. Neither funny nor well done. ~ Jacques Pirat, Esq. Converse : Benefactions : U.w.p. 20/05/2009 @ 02:56 Happy I could help bring you back Jocke. :) Woody On Fire! Talking Woody Stalking Woody 19:45, 27 May 2009 (UTC) Oh, I don't know. I could care less about whether an image is text based or not, but I'm just not feeling it now. It was kind of amusing at first, but eh. And that "bitch"'s face! Yikes! I mean, I know, that's the point, she's a "bitch", but God damn, that's frightening! Sorry, Woody. :- / -- Roman Dog Bird An appology? No need. I had done this a while back just for kicks, and it amused me, and VFP was slow, so I just wanted to see what would happen with it. Woody On Fire! Talking Woody Stalking Woody 19:58, 26 May 2009 (UTC) OH THANK GOD. Now I can rest at night. -- Roman Dog Bird 19:22, 27 May 2009 (UTC) :( Woody On Fire! Talking Woody Stalking Woody 19:45, 27 May 2009 (UTC)  Against.- Text-based and no curves.--A.Z?MUN123 •T•C•E 18:45, 30 May 2009 (UTC)
Comments	Image changed per Nach and Dj. Woody On Fire! Talking Woody Stalking Woody 17:25, 11 May 2009 (UTC) fantastic. ---kun "whisper sweet nothings into thine ear..." 18:12, 11 May 2009 (UTC) The reflection is flipped wrong.Ellemonopy 20:51, 12 May 2009 (UTC) Using the power of magic, she is fixed. Woody On Fire! Talking Woody Stalking Woody 21:03, 12 May 2009 (UTC) There is no curviture on the labels, fix it!-fix it!- fix it-fix it! .... Fix it!--CrabPope 21:08, 12 May 2009 (UTC) Abstain until I see some curves, baby! • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} 02:55, May 14 Don't be afraid to make it bigger so we can read it without clicking. Also, curves, etc. - T.L.B. WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 07:23, May 17 -4, fail'd. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 19:20, 30 May 2009 (UTC)

Wormholes.jpg (history, logs)

Featured picture candidate
Don't interrupt him in the middle of his backswing. Image credit: DaedalusX304 Archive - Discuss this image

Vote	Score: -3 holes in one
Nomination:	GBA2005 ~ Nazism: You have two cows. The Government shoots you and takes the cows 20:09, 31 May 2009 (UTC)
For Votes: 1	Nom and For GBA2005 ~ Nazism: You have two cows. The Government shoots you and takes the cows 20:09, 31 May 2009 (UTC)
Against Votes: 4	Against. I sometimes think people overreact to images that use text to accentuate a joke, but that's usually because they just see text and automatically assume that it's the intended source of humor. This, however, is a text based joke, seeing as, without the text, it would just be a screenshot from an episode of the Stargate SG1 television series. There was no manipulation of the image itself, just a black frame thrown around the screen-cap and a weak joke placed at the bottom. — KneeChee 23:48, 31 May 2009 (UTC) Smite. I actually thought that was a 'shopped pic. If that's from a TV show, than this sucks. Don Puttano cHeDDs 22:50,31May,2009 I like the joke, but this image isn't original, so against. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 22:56, 31 May 2009 (UTC)  Against.. Staircase CUNt 03:36, 1 June 2009 (UTC)
Comments	Abstain. Decent pic, but the inspirational black box with the caption takes away from it. Don Puttano cHeDDs 20:44,31May,2009 -3, fail'd. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 10:42, 1 June 2009 (UTC)

S**t! It's the Daleks! (history, logs)

Featured picture candidate

The TARDIS lands on a mysterious planet. The Doctor and Simon go out for a look. Something's up. SHIT! It's the Daleks! Quick, back to the TARDIS! Cliffhanger ending, go to the theme tune! One of Bill Bailey's most memorable and unique stories as Doctor Who. Noted for its plot orginality and distinctive music. (Note: this was the first story to feature the famous 'Belgian Jazz' intro theme) Image credit: Fezzul Archive - Discuss this image

Vote	Score: -3
Nomination:	I live in your eyes 19:11, 2 June 2009 (UTC)
For Votes: 1	I live in your eyes 19:11, 2 June 2009 (UTC)]]
Against Votes: 4	Wat. Also, text. - T.L.B. WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 19:41, Jun 2 WTF, you nominated it, but didn't vote for it. Please explain yourself, young man. -- Roman Dog Bird 19:50, 2 June 2009 (UTC) No. Just, no. -OptyC Sucks! CUN19:51, 2 Jun Against No. Ellemonopy 22:52, 2 June 2009 (UTC)
Comments	-3, fail'd. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 01:56, 3 June 2009 (UTC)

Uncyclopedia dispute resolution flowchart (history, logs)

Featured picture candidate
Insert image caption here Image credit: Triddle Archive - Discuss this image

Vote	Score: -3
Nomination:	Saberwolf116 22:28, 3 June 2009 (UTC)
For Votes: 1	Nom and for. Saberwolf116 22:28, 3 June 2009 (UTC)
Against Votes: 4	Against. I don't get it. I get what it was going for, but it doesn't make a bunch of sense. also text Don Puttano cHeDDs 02:12,4June,2009 If you can say the joke with words, it should be said with words, not a picture. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} 02:24, Jun 4  Against. All text -- GBA2005 ~ Nazism: You have two cows. The Government shoots you and takes the cows 02:42, 4 June 2009 (UTC)  Against. Not funny, nor is it really is picture. --Dame 14:47, 4 June 2009 (UTC)
Comments	-3, fail'd. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 15:31, 4 June 2009 (UTC)

Bourne Pottery Class (history, logs)

Featured picture candidate
Matt Damon in a mess of clay. Image credit: User:Zana Dark Archive - Discuss this image

Vote	Score: -4 Pensive-looking urnmakers
Nomination:	~Formerly Annoying Crap 05:52, 4 June 2009
For Votes: 2	Nom and for. It may not be the best chop in the world, but I thought it was rather funny for how long it took me. ~Formerly Annoying Crap 05:52, 4 June 2009 For. I thought about nominating this, but didn't for some reason. Staircase CUNt 05:54, 4 June 2009 (UTC)
Against Votes: 6	Against -RAHB 06:29, 4 June 2009 (UTC) Smite. It looks good, but not much was really changed from the original pic other than the words and the vase. Don Puttano cHeDDs 16:09,4June,2009 Against per above, sorta text based and not really that funny. --Mnb'z 16:10, 4 June 2009 (UTC) Against. Loved the article but not sure the pic can stand alone. --Dame 16:29, 4 June 2009 (UTC)  Against. WTF and Text based -- GBA2005 I Want You! 19:45, 4 June 2009 (UTC) Against Subtle. Perhaps.... too subtle. Woody On Fire! Talking Woody Stalking Woody 19:48, 4 June 2009 (UTC)
Comments	-4, fail'd. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 20:29, 4 June 2009 (UTC)

Shocked monkey (history, logs)

Featured picture candidate
Never let your pet monkey get near your cocaine. NEVER. Image credit: It's Me Bitches! Don't worry, I won't kill you. 02:23, 8 June 2009 (UTC) Archive - Discuss this image

Vote	Score: -1
Nomination:	It's Me Bitches! Don't worry, I won't kill you.
For Votes: 1	sn+f It's Me Bitches! Don't worry, I won't kill you.
Against Votes: 2	Seriously? Staircase CUNt 02:54, 8 June 2009 (UTC) Invalid nom cleary not original. --Mnb'z 03:04, 8 June 2009 (UTC)
Comments	Invalid nom. Not original. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 06:02, 8 June 2009 (UTC)

File:Vietnam T-Rex (history, logs)

Featured picture candidate
Vietnamese boy: "Run motherfuckers run!" Stationary soldier: "Don't worry, they're perfectly harmless." Image credit: Ben DeRoy Archive - Discuss this image

Vote	Score: -3
Nomination:	Docile hippopotamus 10:03, 7 June 2009 (UTC)
For Votes: 1	nom and for. It's funny. --Docile hippopotamus 10:03, 7 June 2009 (UTC)
Against Votes: 4	This one goes according to my policy of not using real war/atrocities related pictures as the base for chopped material. Sure, it's well made and sure it's funny in theory. But what do you actually have here? You have Vietnamese children running naked after being burned by Napalm. Funny? No. Heartless. See this for further details. ~ 13:03, 7 June 2009 (UTC) lol -- Roman Dog Bird 15:27, 7 June 2009 (UTC)  Against. underage nudity. --Mnb'z 03:16, 8 June 2009 (UTC) Strike Three Yer out. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 05:27, 8 June 2009 (UTC)
Comments	-3, fail'd. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 06:03, 8 June 2009 (UTC)

The green sea turtle (history, logs)

Featured picture candidate
The Green Sea turtle in Its natural Habitat. Ironically it was not named after its green colour, but after its founder Mr.Green Sea Image credit: Shitaku Archive - Discuss this image

Vote	Score: -3
Nomination:	Shitaku 08:01, 7 June 2009 (UTC)
For Votes: 1	SN+F Shitaku 08:01, 7 June 2009 (UTC)
Against Votes: 4	Against. I really don't see what's funny here. I tell what you were trying to do, but the execution needs work. (For one, try having a green sea instead of a green stream) --Mnb'z 03:22, 8 June 2009 (UTC)  Against. Needs more orange. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 05:29, 8 June 2009 (UTC)  Against.. Sorry, what? --Dame 09:35, 8 June 2009 (UTC) Against. And the funny is... where? --UU - natter 12:12, Jun 8
Comments	-3, fail'd. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 17:04, 8 June 2009 (UTC)

Weather Warm Front.JPG (history, logs)

Featured picture candidate
"Well as you can see here, the next few days are going to be very hot indeed..." Image credit: Anger2headshot Archive - Discuss this image

Vote	Score: -3 day's sunshine
Nomination:	I live in your eyes 20:17, 12 June 2009 (UTC)
For Votes: 1	For. It's a bit low-res, yes, but it made me laugh. --I live in your eyes 20:17, 12 June 2009 (UTC)
Against Votes: 4	I've seen this all over the internets. I may have laughed once, but it just isn't original anymore. Woody On Fire! Talking Woody Stalking Woody 20:21, 12 June 2009 (UTC) Shit like this stopped being funny to me about a year ago. And I'm hardly even the mature type. -- Roman Dog Bird 22:08, 12 June 2009 (UTC) Sorry but no. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 22:10, 12 June 2009 (UTC) Old picture is old. Or something. My 4chanese is pretty weak. -OptyC Sucks! CUN22:11, 12 Jun
Comments	rm; -3 -- The Zombiebaron 22:12, 12 June 2009 (UTC)

Real vs photoshoped (history, logs)

Featured picture candidate
Fast Animals Slow Children, the Reality Show Image credit: Fattybelly Archive - Discuss this image

Vote	Score: -5
Nomination:	Fattybelly 20:47, 12 June 2009 (UTC)
For Votes: 1	For, Funny stuff IMO – Preceding unsigned comment added by Fattbelly (talk • contribs)
Against Votes: 6	Against; I can't tell which one is real and which one is photoshoped. But seriously, you may wanna make a few more images (for the purposes of inceasing your skills) before you start nomming your own stuff on VFP. -- The Zombiebaron 22:16, 12 June 2009 (UTC) ha ha, family guy, ha ha -- Roman Dog Bird 22:23, 12 June 2009 (UTC) Against ~ While this may be a good fit for your article (which is basically what us non-gifted people do), it's neither really funny nor really amazing work. Good, but not feature quality. --T. (talk) 00:53, 13 June 2009 (UTC) Against. Per Zombiebaron, who it is nice to see. --UU - natter 10:33, Jun 13 Nah. It's a nice image, or at least the bottom part, but it's not that funny. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 10:46, 13 June 2009 (UTC) Not as funny as Family Guy I can see what you're trying to do, but it just isn't all that funny. I live in your eyes 14:45, 13 June 2009 (UTC)
Comments	Abstain per the against votes. And, I believe the tiger in the bottom half is too small. --Mn-z 05:03, 13 June 2009 (UTC) There's already enough against votes. So I won't add insult to injury. I'm just posting here to say HOLY SHIT IT'S ZOMBIEBARON! -OptyC Sucks! CUN14:50, 13 Jun -5, fail'd. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 20:30, 13 June 2009 (UTC)

Propaganda foxnews. (history, logs)

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HEIL HANNITY! Image credit: Docmeltdown Archive - Discuss this image

Vote	Score: -3
Nomination:	Insert nom
For Votes: 3	Nom and for. It may be old, but it's hilarious. Saberwolf116 04:44, 11 June 2009 (UTC) Bless. Guildy's gonna go bat fuck insane when he sees this. Don Puttano cHeDDs 21:43,11June,2009 This works for me. --T. (talk) 00:55, 13 June 2009 (UTC)
Against Votes: 6	Against; too many words for me. -- The Zombiebaron 22:11, 12 June 2009 (UTC) Against I don't really get this, and if someone could explain I may change my vote. Staircase CUNt 00:57, 13 June 2009 (UTC) Against stuck in 2008. George W Bush isn't president anymore. --Mn-z 04:59, 13 June 2009 (UTC) Against. Texty in excelsis, and not particularly funny to me either. --UU - natter 10:35, Jun 13 Text. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} 22:51, Jun 13 Against per above. --Dame 17:00, 14 June 2009 (UTC)
Comments	I thought this was already featured? --Nytrospawn 14:22, 11 June 2009 (UTC) Evidentely not. Saberwolf116 14:51, 11 June 2009 (UTC) Abstain. Nice, but not funny enough. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 10:45, 13 June 2009 (UTC) Abstain. It's very nicely done and the concept is kinda funny, but Zombiebaron. The joke's in the text, not the image. -OptyC Sucks! CUN14:52, 13 Jun I really want to vote for, but I just don't think the poster goes far enough, Staircase, the image is equivocating Fox News with a Nazi propaganda machine. Ha. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} 22:51, Jun 13 Rm, -3. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 19:36, 14 June 2009 (UTC)

Fair shake.gif (history, logs)

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Vote	Score: -4
Nomination:	Pup 06:59, 16 June 2009 (UTC)
For Votes: 1	For and Nom Kevin Rudd trying to prove his Australian with his "fair shake of the sauce bottle." Lived here all my life and it's the first time I heard the expression.
Against Votes: 5	Australians have stupid metaphors --Mtallmen 184 16:44, 16 June 2009 (UTC) Against Not that witty, too simple, too obvious. But don't write off the colonies for metaphors... I live in your eyes 16:28, 16 June 2009 (UTC) Against general lack of --Mn-z 16:20, 16 June 2009 (UTC) Against. Where's the funny? -OptyC Sucks! CUN16:37, 16 Jun Against. --Dame 16:49, 16 June 2009 (UTC)
Comments	Some admin need to fix the unsigned votes. --Mn-z 16:20, 16 June 2009 (UTC) Oh crap, thanks for reminding me! --Mtallmen 184 16:44, 16 June 2009 (UTC) Rm, -4. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 21:01, 16 June 2009 (UTC)

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Vote	Score: 0 people who run in a circle like a fag
Nomination:	User:Zheliel/sigz2 11:22, 15 June 2009 (UTC)
For Votes: 2	Bless.. Sorry for nomming another pic but I stumbled upon it and, well, laughed. User:Zheliel/sigz2 11:22, 15 June 2009 (UTC)  For. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 11:29, 15 June 2009 (UTC) Surprisingly enough, this turned out to be unoriginal. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 18:11, 15 June 2009 (UTC) For (pending originality check) Ellemonopy 15:29, 15 June 2009 (UTC)
Against Votes: 2	LOLOLOLOLOLOL   Le Cejak • <5:28 Jun 16, 2009> Against --Dame 16:50, 16 June 2009 (UTC)
Comments	I'm not sure if that's original. --Mn-z 18:03, 15 June 2009 (UTC) Still not sure? —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 18:10, 15 June 2009 (UTC) Well, this .gif was uploaded to Uncyclopedia about 10 months before that YouTube video was made. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 18:17, 15 June 2009 (UTC) Take that! For even bothering looking up the date. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 18:20, 15 June 2009 (UTC) Wait, I'm confused. How do we know it's unoriginal?Ellemonopy 22:47, 15 June 2009 (UTC) Unless the user is a known photo-editor, I'd assume its unoriginal. --Mn-z 16:18, 16 June 2009 (UTC) Yeah, um, I'm gonna go with not original on this one. A jpg drawing is tough. 50 of them in an animated gif is insane. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 23:51, 16 June 2009 (UTC)