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Bob the Sperm (history, logs)

Featured picture candidate
Bob was much more determined than the average sperm. Image credit: CheddarBBQ Archive - Discuss this image

Vote	Score: 0
Nomination:	Don Puttano cHeDDs 02:20,22May,2009 02:20, 22 May 2009 (UTC)
For Votes: 2	I like it more than my other crap. Don Puttano cHeDDs 02:20,22May,2009 For. --Docile hippopotamus 06:55, 22 May 2009 (UTC)
Against Votes: 2	against=#Looks nothing like my sperm. $'''ShitakuShitsonyou'''$ 02:20,22May,2009  Against.. Sorry my cheesy friend. Per Nachlader, I don't think this pic qualifies. --Dame 12:19, 22 May 2009 (UTC)
Comments	Far too unoriginal for my liking. The "sperm" is actually a depiction of a worm (same rhyme though) found on the cover of the brilliant 1997 vidjagame Worms 2. The fact that the only thing that's been done here is to nick that image and plant it on a background, which always makes images look less unoriginal, shows that there is absolutely nothing new about this. Also, it's a bloody worm. That and that I'd vote against anyway, I find nothing funny about this image or the article is originates from. ---kun "whisper sweet nothings into thine ear..." 10:49, 22 May 2009 (UTC) It's actually Worms: Armageddon. Much better than Worms 2. 71.207.14.13 Same dude, but looks slightly different. To me, the Worms 2 model is the same used in the nominated image. ---kun "whisper sweet nothings into thine ear..." 21:09, 22 May 2009 (UTC) Whichever game it's from, it's ineligible, so I'm aiming a super sheep launcher at this one. --UU - natter 13:52, May 22

Cat lol guitar.jpg (history, logs)

Featured picture candidate
Self-explaination Image credit: Iwillkillyou333 Archive - Discuss this image

Vote	Score: 0 Kitars
Nomination:	—Flutter (Talk•Games•Fun Pages•Awards•Help) 16:47, 16 May 2009 (UTC)
For Votes: 4	Nom+For—Flutter (Talk•Games•Fun Pages•Awards•Help) 16:47, 16 May 2009 (UTC) For. Nice work. -OptyC Sucks! CUN16:49, 16 May For per above. --Mnb'z 03:46, 17 May 2009 (UTC) For Oh my word, that's awesome! --Pootah 22:15, 18 May 2009 (UTC)
Against Votes: 4	Hell No! A picture of a cat? C'mon. Don Puttano cHeDDs 22:07,16May,2009 Tonight on Animals do the Funniest Things! Another picture of a kitten that's been made humourfied. ---kun "whisper sweet nothings into thine ear..." 23:31, 16 May 2009 (UTC) It's a cat. Holding a guitar. - T.L.B. WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 07:26, May 17 Headband = No fucking way. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 13:12, 17 May 2009 (UTC)
Comments	Cute. Too cute to vote against. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 22:09, 16 May 2009 (UTC) Torn. For, because it's a great 'chop? Against, because the joke is weak? I can't deal with all this pressure! -- KneeChee 18:47, 17 May 2009 (UTC) I'll vote for if someone brings me that kitten. I want it! --Dame 16:29, 18 May 2009 (UTC) Not even remotely original. Ineligible. --UU - natter 10:10, May 19

Clipdude.PNG (history, logs)

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lololololololololol Image credit: The UnIdiot Archive - Discuss this image

Vote	Score: 5 Things I'd Like To Do
Nomination:	- UnIdiot | | Talk | Contribs - 17:11, Mar 11
For Votes: 19	SNF - I could be doing Spanish, or I could be nominating dumb images I find hilarious in the most juvenile ways. - UnIdiot | | Talk | Contribs - 17:11, Mar 11 LOL -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 17:14, 11 March 2009 (UTC) FORE. Spanish class is way overrated, anyways. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 17:23, 11 March 2009 (UTC) UR MUM. Never gets old. -OptyC Sucks! CUN20:12, 11 Mar Cheap punchline. /shakes fist. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} 03:09, Mar 12 For. --Docile hippopotamus 04:46, 13 March 2009 (UTC) For. I laugh, I vote... MrN 03:55, Mar 14 Hahas For. Sorry put in the wrong place b4.-Smokin' Cheddar BBQ: The King of the Triangular Snackfoods 03:08, 14 March 2009 (UTC) I always wanted to kill that clip—Flutter (Talk•Games•Fun Pages•Awards•Help) 19:54, 15 March 2009 (UTC) For the Fucking Win. Colin ALL YOUR BASEHeaney! Casa Bey Superfly Portfolio 05:18, 17 March 2009 (UTC) VERY Weak Foar, Only because it made me laugh, not very well done Rbpolsen♦☺ 01:02, 21 March 2009 (UTC) For Very immature. Very immature. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 20:12, 23 March 2009 (UTC) For For For For For For For --- Ironfist Talk to me 02:40, 24 March 2009 (UTC) Reluctant For Per MrN9000. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 02:49, 26 March 2009 (UTC)  Weak for. Seen this many times but I don't get it. » Zheliel Talk Contribs Cow » 14:22, 26 March 2009 (UTC) Hilarious. And that's what matters. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 02:10, 27 March 2009 (UTC) Weak for. Shoot me. I'm immature. Parsat (talk / contribs) 05:00, 3 April 2009 (UTC) lol Woody On Fire! Talking Woody Stalking Woody 20:31, 15 April 2009 (UTC) Rofltastic! I giggled like a little schoolgirl and do not know why. --CopperCore(Talk)(Contribs) 19:00, 17 April 2009 (UTC)  This picture is epic win, and everyone who voted against is a soulless waste of wikispace. Who cares about effort? This is genius with a capital j. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 19:36 Apr 22, 2009
Against Votes: 14	UR MUM. Not my cup of tea. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 20:28, 11 March 2009 (UTC) Against. lolurmomjoak. Also, text-based and cheap as chips. No. --UU - natter 11:46, Mar 12 Against For the simple fact that I don't think this really counts as "manipulating an image." -RAHB 13:41, 16 March 2009 (UTC) Dude, cropping an image in MS Paint is totally manipulation... - UnIdiot | | Talk | Contribs - 02:35, Mar 17  Against. text based. --Mnb'z 14:43, 17 March 2009 (UTC) Against. Lolno. As the answer to a "what" question a "who" is, frankly, ridiculous. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 05:35, 18 March 2009 (UTC) against. not quite. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 14:43, 18 March 2009 (UTC) against. Funny but not feature worthy --Dame 17:48, 19 March 2009 (UTC) Against. Per Under user. Also blurry and poorly done.--A.Z?MUN123 •T•C•E 19:58, 25 March 2009 (UTC) It looks blurry because it's blown up on VFP. The actual file isn't blurry. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 02:49, 26 March 2009 (UTC) The actual file may not be blurry, but it still be blown up on the front page. It doesn't have to be. (Fixed.) --Algorithm 05:01, 3 April 2009 (UTC) Yawn A shitty screenshot of a ya mom joke. --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 10:39, 30 March 2009 (UTC) vote change. Feel free to hate, but I don't care. It's cheap. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} 15:32, Mar 31  Against.- Ditching spanish class means we will never liberate Cuba. Please think of the poor, dying cubains and not vote for this crappy image. Sir Not A Good Username360 KUN 23:26, 10 April 2009 (UTC) against Djdorama 16:08, 11 April 2009 (UTC) YES! Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 14:08, 25 April 2009 (UTC) Na. ~ 11:43, 27 April 2009 (UTC)
Comments	Abstain. It might be the influx of poor text-based, Microsoft-related images that came before this, but this image made me laugh. However, I'm still torn. ---kun "whisper sweet nothings into thine ear..." 22:47, 11 March 2009 (UTC) Cheddar my man, your edit confuses me... - T.L.B. WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 03:50, Mar 14 I think I remember seeing that he accidently posted his vote at the top, stealing whatever credit the nominator gained by being the first voter. ---kun "whisper sweet nothings into thine ear..." 00:34, 15 March 2009 (UTC) To everyone who says the quality is poor, I don't think you realized this is a direct screenshot... - UnIdiot | | Talk | Contribs - 20:02, Mar 25 rm, +5 after near 2 months -RAHB 04:03, 2 May 2009 (UTC)

Wildecoin.jpg (history, logs)

Featured picture candidate
In Sophia we trust. Image credit: Sonje Archive - Discuss this image

Vote	Score: 1 Sophians
Nomination:	» Zheliel Talk Contribs Cow » 14:22, 4 April 2009 (UTC)
For Votes: 8	Nom+4 Sonje. Never fails :) » Zheliel Talk Contribs Cow » 14:22, 4 April 2009 (UTC)  4. Sir Not A Good Username360 KUN 22:42, 4 April 2009 (UTC) I like it enough to vote For. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 10:17, 5 April 2009 (UTC)  For.--A.Z?MUN123 •T•C•E 15:39, 5 April 2009 (UTC)  For. Just for the kicks.—Flutter (Talk•Games•Fun Pages•Awards•Help) 20:10, 12 April 2009 (UTC)  For. I love it! --CopperCore(Talk)(Contribs) 18:50, 17 April 2009 (UTC) For. --Docile hippopotamus 14:22, 23 April 2009 (UTC) For Oscar Wilde --Mnb'z 03:32, 2 May 2009 (UTC)
Against Votes: 7	self against. I made this when I first joined Uncyclopedia, was just messing around, I don't think it's feature worthy. --Dame 20:41, 4 April 2009 (UTC) Against. Well done and all, but Wilde on a coin - how is this funny? --UU - natter 11:27, Apr 6 Against. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 15:57, 6 April 2009 (UTC) against. not bad, but not VFP material. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 18:40, 8 April 2009 (UTC) against Djdorama 16:24, 11 April 2009 (UTC) Against, as per UU. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} 18:38, Apr 13 Against I don't think Zombiebaron will be voting so I have to be the critic in his place: The text doesn't match (also, text-based), and Wilde's face doesn't look metallic like a coin would. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 01:14, 14 April 2009 (UTC)
Comments	1 month, 1 score. Fail'd. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 03:13, 4 May 2009 (UTC)

Microchip1 (history, logs)

Featured picture candidate
No wonder computers need over 100gb of storage space. Image credit: Mhaille Archive - Discuss this image

Vote	Score: 0 microchippies
Nomination:	» Zheliel Talk Contribs Cow » 14:44, 4 April 2009 (UTC)
For Votes: 8	Nom+4 Yay! » Zheliel Talk Contribs Cow » 14:44, 4 April 2009 (UTC)  Can't argue with the classics. – Preceding unsigned comment added by Not A Good Username360 (talk • contribs) diff For and I have no idea why. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 10:20, 5 April 2009 (UTC) Yeah, cool. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 15:56, 6 April 2009 (UTC) For I prefer the ATI Dorito chip myself. Intel's stuff just doesn't have any flavor. And what's with those ridges?! -RAHB 18:54, 7 April 2009 (UTC)  For. --Dame 16:48, 8 April 2009 (UTC) For Djdorama 16:05, 11 April 2009 (UTC)  OM NOM NOM! MMM, Yummy microchip goodness! --CopperCore(Talk)(Contribs) 19:03, 17 April 2009 (UTC)
Against Votes: 8	Against. It's a bit funny, but not really anything special--Smokin' Cheddar BBQ: The King of the Triangular Snackfoods 20:18, 8 April 2009 (UTC) Richard3 21:19, 9 April 2009 (UTC) I concur, its a bit dull, good idea but doesn't deliver. Nah If it had been a microchip in the shape of a potato chip it would have been funnier. This is just a chip stuck on. --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 07:57, 12 April 2009 (UTC) Against. Per DJ, I think - it's a potato chip stuck on a microchip. Not really all that funny to me. --UU - natter 17:45, Apr 12 Against. ---kun "whisper sweet nothings into thine ear..." 14:11, 14 April 2009 (UTC) Against as per UU. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} 16:29, Apr 16 Against I didn't find it funny. Woody On Fire! Talking Woody Stalking Woody 15:38, 29 April 2009 (UTC) Againt per above. --Mnb'z 03:34, 2 May 2009 (UTC)
Comments	1 month, 0 score. Fail'd. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 03:13, 4 May 2009 (UTC)

"Penetrate" image title here, without link (history, logs)

Featured picture candidate
Sometimes in life you will find that the world turns into Jar Jar Binks and then God takes Sauron into space while an alien watches through the window approvingly. Image credit: Sliferjam Archive - Discuss this image

Vote	Score: -3 images that are totally better than the image below it
Nomination:	Syndrome
For Votes: 1	Haha wut --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 21:07, 5 May 2009 (UTC)
Against Votes: 4	No per Jar Jar Binks. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 21:12, 5 May 2009 (UTC) Against per Lord Sauron's vagEYEna. ---kun "whisper sweet nothings into thine ear..." 21:39, 5 May 2009 (UTC)  Against. Perhaps my crack dosage just wasn't high enough today but I don't get it. --Dame 21:50, 5 May 2009 (UTC) Against. lolwut, etc. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 02:47, 6 May 2009 (UTC)
Comments	-3, fail'd. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 02:47, 6 May 2009 (UTC)

Holocaust Tycoon 2 (history, logs)

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Do you have what it takes to mastermind the Master Race? Image credit: Heino Archive - Discuss this image

Vote	Score: -3 jewrides
Nomination:	CrabPope
For Votes: 1	Nom and for It's so wrong, but I love it. – Preceding unsigned comment added by CrabPope (talk • contribs)
Against Votes: 4	Against Not really funny outside the article. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 23:40, 5 May 2009 (UTC) Against Maybe if it was more Holocausty. Right now the word is switched, but its just a theme park behind. Nothing really funny about that. Woody On Fire! Talking Woody Stalking Woody 23:53, 5 May 2009 (UTC) Needs more Auschwitz. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} 01:16, May 6 Against. As above. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 02:56, 6 May 2009 (UTC)
Comments	-3, fail'd. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 02:57, 6 May 2009 (UTC)

WikiEaster (history, logs)

Featured picture candidate
Of course, Uncyclopedia's logo is a copy of Uncyclopedia's Easter Logo. Image credit: Tompkins Archive - Discuss this image

Vote	Score: -5 Easter Bunnies!
Nomination:	User:Zheliel/sigz2 06:17, 9 May 2009 (UTC)
For Votes: 1	An ankh smiles upon thou. User:Zheliel/sigz2 06:17, 9 May 2009 (UTC)
Against Votes: 6	Not really funny. Woody On Fire! Talking Woody Stalking Woody 06:47, 9 May 2009 (UTC) Against. Er, no. --UU - natter 08:37, May 9 AGH THE COLORS! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 08:59, 9 May 2009 (UTC) AHAHAAHAAH I SHIT MY PANTS ---kun "whisper sweet nothings into thine ear..." 09:59, 9 May 2009 (UTC) ... ...Really? -OptyC Sucks! CUN15:26, 9 May Girl, you really got me goin'.... -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 16:59, 9 May 2009 (UTC)
Comments	-5, fail'd. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 18:47, 9 May 2009 (UTC)

Daeh-gnidolpxE (history, logs)

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Nikolai Titov's magically-reforming head. Image credit: ErrickFoxy Archive - Discuss this image

Vote	Score: -3 people with SEHS
Nomination:	User:Zheliel/sigz2 11:07, 9 May 2009 (UTC)
For Votes: 1	Bless + 4 Isn't this life? User:Zheliel/sigz2 11:07, 9 May 2009 (UTC)
Against Votes: 4	Disgusting either way. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 11:09, 9 May 2009 (UTC) Running it backwards makes it new again! Nah. -OptyC Sucks! CUN15:24, 9 May This ever going to stop? ---kun "whisper sweet nothings into thine ear..." 16:27, 9 May 2009 (UTC) HOLY SHIT, REMEMBER WHEN THAT GUY'S HEAD IN SCANNERS BLEW UP.........BACKWARDS?!?!?! -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 16:50, 9 May 2009 (UTC)
Comments	-3, fail'd. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 18:47, 9 May 2009 (UTC)

"Deer (history, logs)

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A" dear in it's natural Habitat. Image credit: Hairy Midget Archive - Discuss this image

Vote	Score: -4 Hairy deers
Nomination:	User:Zheliel/sigz2 11:55, 10 May 2009 (UTC)
For Votes: 3	Ra smiles upon thou. User:Zheliel/sigz2 11:55, 10 May 2009 (UTC) HAHAHAHAHAHA But you really do need to stop doing this, seriously, what's wrong with you? (i fuckin' love this one though, honestly) -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 15:30, 10 May 2009 (UTC) Point taken. *scribbles furiously on notebook* User:Zheliel/sigz2 08:13, 11 May 2009 (UTC) For. --Docile hippopotamus 16:14, 10 May 2009 (UTC)
Against Votes: 7	Against. Please stop nominating images like these. ---kun "whisper sweet nothings into thine ear..." 15:14, 10 May 2009 (UTC) Against. As per Nachlader. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 15:26, 10 May 2009 (UTC) +1 Fathers of Bambi (talk) 20:38, 10 May 2009 (UTC) Nah Woody On Fire! Talking Woody Stalking Woody 05:27, 11 May 2009 (UTC) Hilarious --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 07:24, 11 May 2009 (UTC) Against. Oh dear. --UU - natter 09:15, May 11 Against. I'm calling PETA --Dame 10:08, 11 May 2009 (UTC)
Comments	I fixed the caption. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 18:05, 10 May 2009 (UTC) -4, fail'd. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 14:58, 11 May 2009 (UTC)

"Voodoo" Cheddar (history, logs)

Featured picture candidate
Time to put an end to all whoring once and for all... Image credit: Sonje Archive - Discuss this image

Vote	Score: -5 Dead Cheddars
Nomination:	~SirTagstit • VFH • NotM • PEEING • CPT • RotM • BFF 02:52, 11 May 2009 (UTC)
For Votes: 2	#I don't think this will pass, but I found it funny enough to give it a shot. And...and...its Sonje work. ~SirTagstit • VFH • NotM • PEEING • CPT • RotM • BFF 02:52, 11 May 2009 (UTC) Ow WTF? That hurt. But it is funny.-- Whore cHeDDaR 02:58,11May,2009  For. It's a Sonje pic, auto for (talk) 05:01, 11 May 2009 (UTC)
Against Votes: 7	Against. I've moved on. You should too. Also, vanity, and not the good kind of vanity, where it's a picture of me being sexy. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 03:11, 11 May 2009(UTC) Oh this is by no means an attack on him. I like Cheddar, I just thought this was funny. ~SirTagstit • VFH • NotM • PEEING • CPT • RotM • BFF 03:20, 11 May 2009 (UTC) I made this in retaliation to Cheddar having the audacity to put me on his list of followers, it actually had nothing to do with the whoring event. PS: Modus, your sexiness cannot be captured on film. But not because it would crack the lense or anything...--Dame 03:34, 11 May 2009 (UTC) The pictures turn out best if you leave the lens cap on. It leaves more to the imagination. The sexy, sexy imagination. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 04:24, 11 May 2009 (UTC) Yeah, that Cheddar is pretty audacious. Also, Against. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 06:55, 11 May 2009 (UTC) Injoke, vanity, unfunny. Look people, Uncyclopedia is not your bitch, other people read it. Other people who don't care about you. None of them would get this. They do get this however. --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 07:09, 11 May 2009 (UTC) OMG! That is so funny! How did you find that? --Dame 10:43, 11 May 2009 (UTC) Chill. It was meant as an in-joke, never intended for featuring. Dammit! Now I have to get revenge on Syndrome too! What does a Syndrome look like? --Dame 09:08, 11 May 2009 (UTC) In the words of Madonna, like a virgin. ---kun "whisper sweet nothings into thine ear..." 10:20, 11 May 2009 (UTC) Against. Whenever the author votes against. But also the fact that it's really not funny. ---kun "whisper sweet nothings into thine ear..." 10:20, 11 May 2009 (UTC) Against Just to get it off    Tagstit    talk    contribs    awards   16:01, 11 May 2009 (UTC) No! No! No! Down with the drama! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 16:10, 11 May 2009 (UTC) It had nothing to do with the drama, it is a completely different separate thing altogether. Cheddar and I were having a discussion on my talk page. Tagstit found it funny and nommed it. It is just a joke, no personal attack, ask Cheddar if you want or check my talk page. Shall we move on. --Dame 16:15, 11 May 2009 (UTC) I know that, but it sounded like an appropriate thing to say. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 16:19, 11 May 2009 (UTC)
Comments	Ya sorry maybe I took it a bit too far but it was meant more as an injoke than a personal attack. ~SirTagstit • VFH • NotM • PEEING • CPT • RotM • BFF 13:58, 11 May 2009 (UTC) To be clear, this has nothing to do with the Whore Dramathon, completely unrelated. This was all in good fun.-- Whore cHeDDaR 19:19,11May,2009 -5, fail'd. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 20:19, 11 May 2009 (UTC)

Grand "Theft" Mario (history, logs)

Featured picture candidate
When Mario was investigated by the DEA for dealing mushrooms, the PR geniuses at Nintendo used the hype to make a spin-off video game. Image credit: Tunel Archive - Discuss this image

Vote	Score: -3 people who want to corrupt our youth
Nomination:
For Votes: 3	Nom and whatever It's okay. I mean, I kind of like it, I guess. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 00:51, 12 May 2009 (UTC) For per above. --Mnb'z 05:49, 12 May 2009 (UTC) I know The GTA thing has been done, but I think this one is done better than most. Just because there is a few somewhat like it, doesn't mean NONE can be featured. If I guy writes an article, then another writes a new one using the same style, does that mean BOTH lose? Whore cHeDDaR 18:38,12May,2009
Against Votes: 6	Against. It's not at all badly done, what with the images that have been turned into the recognisable panels of a GTA cover, but this kind of image has been done multiple times before and I fail to see why Mario makes it any funnier. ---kun "whisper sweet nothings into thine ear..." 10:24, 12 May 2009 (UTC) Against as per Nachlader. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} 15:03, May 12 Against. Oh boy, another GTA cover with a different character used. I think it's the originality I love about this the most. --UU - natter 15:08, May 12 Yeah, boring, whatever. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 20:06, 12 May 2009 (UTC) Against Nothing to see here. Nicely done, but the joke is tired. --Asahatter (annoy) 22:01, 12 May 2009 (UTC) Abstain needs more weaponry, cars, and semi-nude women (Peach, Daisy etc), only then will the incongruity of the two worlds be fully realised, by my reckoning --CrabPope 21:14, 12 May 2009 (UTC)
Comments	-3, fail'd. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 01:55, 13 May 2009 (UTC)

"SoIwastolazytolearnGermanic (history, logs)

Featured picture candidate
So" that's Nachlader Image credit: Nachlader Archive - Discuss this image

Vote	Score: -3 cute Nachlader sigs
Nomination:	User:Zheliel/sigz2 09:49, 13 May 2009 (UTC)
For Votes: 1	Nachlader. Certainly a piece of magnificent art, wonderfully crafted. User:Zheliel/sigz2 09:49, 13 May 2009 (UTC)
Against Votes: 4	No, seriously. ~ 09:54, 13 May 2009 (UTC)  Against.. Featured pictures Zheliel not featured sigs. --Dame 09:59, 13 May 2009 (UTC) Too much gray in the background. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 10:04, 13 May 2009 (UTC) Fuckino --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 12:38, 13 May 2009 (UTC)
Comments	-3, vanity...I mean, fail'd. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 13:21, 13 May 2009 (UTC)

Uncyclopedia Bomb (history, logs)

Featured picture candidate
An Uncyclo-Bomb. Unfortunately, the maker forgot to cap the potato, so this will go to waste. Image credit: Sliferjam Archive - Discuss this image

Vote	Score: -3 *boom!*
Nomination:	User:Zheliel/sigz2 11:30, 13 May 2009 (UTC)
For Votes: 2	Nom+4. Artistic :D User:Zheliel/sigz2 11:30, 13 May 2009 (UTC) Penis That's Why. Whore cHeDDaR 16:41,13May,2009
Against Votes: 5	Dude! Where do you find this stuff? --Dame 13:19, 13 May 2009 (UTC) Against. Insert desperate jacket potato related pun here. ---kun "whisper sweet nothings into thine ear..." 13:30, 13 May 2009 (UTC) KABOOM! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 16:41, 13 May 2009 (UTC) Against ms painty. --Mnb'z 18:23, 13 May 2009 (UTC) Artistic. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 20:31, 13 May 2009 (UTC)
Comments	-3, fail'd. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 01:18, 14 May 2009 (UTC)

"zombiebaron (history, logs)

Featured picture candidate
You can all thank Nachlader for this. Image credit: mtallmen_184 Archive - Discuss this image

Vote	Score: -4 zombiebarons
Nomination:	Mtallmen 184 20:58, 14 May 2009 (UTC)
For Votes: 5	Nom+For--Mtallmen 184 20:58, 14 May 2009 (UTC) Fuck yes. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 21:27, 14 May 2009 (UTC) For I dont know what to criticize...the font?--Fuentfue 22:10, 14 May 2009 (UTC) For --Docile hippopotamus 22:16, 14 May 2009 (UTC) Zombiebaron -RAHB 23:57, 14 May 2009 (UTC) Invalid zombiebaron, double zombiebaron'ing. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 00:25, 15 May 2009 (UTC) For could be a bit more text based though. --Mnb'z 05:14, 15 May 2009 (UTC)
Against Votes: 9	Zombiebaron. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 20:59, 14 May 2009 (UTC) Text base. ~ 22:13, 14 May 2009 (UTC) Against. I mean, zombiebaron. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 23:46, 14 May 2009 (UTC) Zombiebaron -RAHB 23:57, 14 May 2009 (UTC) Invalid zombiebaron, double zombiebaron'ing. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 00:25, 15 May 2009 (UTC) Zombiebaron zombiebaron zombiebaron? Zombiebaron zombiebaron. ZOMBIEBARON! ZOOOOMBIIIEEEEBAROOOON!!!....zombiebaron. -RAHB 00:32, 15 May 2009 (UTC) Exactly. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 03:17, 15 May 2009 (UTC) Yeah. Text-based in-joke. No. • Spang • ☃ • talk • 06:48, 15 May 2009 Against Not enough text, I think, could be wrong though. (talk) 06:54, 15 May 2009 (UTC) Hnnng. --UU - natter 08:27, May 15 Respect the undead --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 15:14, 15 May 2009 (UTC) AHAHAHAHA!!! • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} 15:48, May 15 I am voting to show that I am aware of the joke here and am therefore part of the "cool" crowd. I don't get it. -OptyC Sucks! CUN15:52, 15 May
Comments	Swine flu and now this. I give people the wrong ideas these days. ---kun "whisper sweet nothings into thine ear..." 22:34, 14 May 2009 (UTC) Zombiebaron -RAHB 23:57, 14 May 2009 (UTC) -4, fail'd. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 20:55, 15 May 2009 (UTC)

"Dog (history, logs)

Featured picture candidate
i" like this Image credit: TicklerLeon11 Archive - Discuss this image

Vote	Score: -0.5
Nomination:	TicklerLeon11 17:55, 29 April 2009 (UTC)~
For Votes: 12.5	sn+f TicklerLeon11 17:55, 29 April 2009 (UTC)~ This is better than anything Da Vinci ever made. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 20:54, 29 April 2009 (UTC) Don't you mean Picasso? —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 21:30, 29 April 2009 (UTC) Him too (and I see what you mean). -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 21:31, 29 April 2009 (UTC) For. I think it's rather risqué for a pre-Raphaelite period painting, but the romantic yet gothic themes are evident in how well the brush has been carefully defted in the facial features. T'were it a novel, it would've been written by Mary Shelley. I can imagine myself with some cheese, some 47' Pinot Noir and an evening of Dvorak whilst admiring this painting. ---kun "whisper sweet nothings into thine ear..." 21:32, 29 April 2009 (UTC) You convinced me. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 21:34, 29 April 2009 (UTC) Terrible. -OptyC Sucks! CUN21:37, 29 Apr For. Surprised people are voting for it. --Docile hippopotamus 22:06, 29 April 2009 (UTC)  For. Nice change. Love this pic as well. User:Zheliel/sigz2 16:10, 30 April 2009 (UTC) For Made me laugh a little. Well, at least chuckle. Plus, it's definitely an original. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 20:51, 30 April 2009 (UTC) This is better than Modern Art --Mtallmen 184 21:43, 1 May 2009 (UTC) For. It's artistic and humorous. --Codell 21:05, 6 May 2009 (UTC) Post-Mortemestic masterpiece. Go eat shit, picasso. Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool 23:57, 9 May '09 can i be serious? this is the only picture, scrolling through VFP, that has ever made me laugh. therefore, it gets a for vote. it's really such a strange brand of humour that doesn't actually make sense at all but it's funny. – Preceding unsigned comment added by Djdorama (talk • contribs) diff GREAT This magnificent painting is far ahead of it's time!--168.8.212.135 14:52, 13 May 2009 (UTC)
Against Votes: 13	Against. That dog ate my red baseball cap. Jerk. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 00:42, 30 April 2009 (UTC) Buzzkill It has to be done. Voting for something like this is fine until the possibility of it's success becomes plausible. --Smokin' Cheddar BBQ: The King of the Triangular Snackfoods 01:35, 30 April 2009 (UTC) Like when you were on American Idol? Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 05:03, 30 April 2009 (UTC) Per Chedder so very per --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 10:34, 30 April 2009 (UTC) Too much quality. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} 15:13, Apr 30 strong zombiebaron. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 15:23, 30 April 2009 (UTC) Against. MSPaint.--A.Z?MUN123 •T•C•E 20:34, 30 April 2009 (UTC) Y'what? ---kun "whisper sweet nothings into thine ear..." 23:16, 30 April 2009 (UTC)  NOOOOOOOOO! - I was once bitten by a dog. :-( OK, not really. Rbpolsen♦☺ 00:36, 1 May 2009 (UTC) Against CGMWTP reborn. --Mnb'z 03:35, 2 May 2009 (UTC) Against As per Cheddar & DJ. Also very very per. --Dame 12:44, 4 May 2009 (UTC) Down boy. --UU - natter 11:05, May 5 Obliterate. er...I mean Against. (talk) 22:52, 10 May 2009 (UTC) Against. Is the joke the fact that someone should think this worthy of feature? Some sanity called for - this isn't Fisher Price --Asahatter (annoy) 22:11, 12 May 2009 (UTC) O LOL. - T.L.B. WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 07:24, May 17
Comments	We should at the very least give some kind of award to the creator of this magnificent image. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 20:54, 30 April 2009 (UTC) A public hanging? This kind of painting is so 1848. We're in the POST-IMPRESSIONIST age now! Think of it - Henri Rousseau-powered vacuum cleaners, Paul Cézanne-inspired rockets to space, flying cars fueled by Émile Bernard! EVEN TRAINS GUIDED BY PAUL SIGNAC! Post-Impressionism is FUTURISM! ---kun "whisper sweet nothings into thine ear..." 23:21, 30 April 2009 (UTC) OI! LOOK OVER HERE YA'LL! We got a regular Art Major over 'ere. WE DON'T LIKE YER KIND, PAINTER BOY! Woody On Fire! Talking Woody Stalking Woody 23:38, 30 April 2009 (UTC) Yeah! We likes them classy paintins on the velvet. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 02:54, 1 May 2009 (UTC) He looks just like my first dog Sam. I can't believe this is getting so many against votes. You jerks just hate dogs don't you? -OptyC Sucks! CUN22:37, 8 May 2 weeks, -0.5, fail'd. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 19:19, 17 May 2009 (UTC)

Pedobear 1 (history, logs)

Featured picture candidate
Pedobear likes what he sees. Image credit: mtallmen_184 Archive - Discuss this image

Vote	Score: -3 Pedobear seals of approval
Nomination:	Mtallmen 184 18:18, 17 May 2009 (UTC)
For Votes: 1	nom and for--Mtallmen 184 18:18, 17 May 2009 (UTC)
Against Votes: 4	Been there, done that. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 18:24, 17 May 2009 (UTC)  Against. Old joke. Sloppy execution. -- KneeChee 18:35, 17 May 2009 (UTC) MObear says "No". Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 19:16, 17 May 2009 (UTC) Pass. Quickly please. --T. (talk) 23:03, 17 May 2009 (UTC)
Comments	-3, fail'd. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 02:48, 18 May 2009 (UTC)

A text based Image (history, logs)

Featured picture candidate
There is no such thing as a good text based image, as too much text ruins all images. Image credit: Fuentfue Archive - Discuss this image

Vote	Score: -3 Text based Images
Nomination:	Fuentfue 06:19, 13 May 2009 (UTC)fuentfue
For Votes: 5	SN&F-fuent Bless.. Holy indeed. User:Zheliel/sigz2 09:39, 13 May 2009 (UTC) I like it. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 10:03, 13 May 2009 (UTC) For Italian Art. Whore cHeDDaR 21:08,13May,2009 For. --Docile hippopotamus 03:27, 14 May 2009 (UTC)
Against Votes: 8	Next, we're going to have an image that simply reads "zombiebaron". ---kun "whisper sweet nothings into thine ear..." 09:23, 13 May 2009 (UTC)  Against. --Dame 10:01, 13 May 2009 (UTC)  Against. concept is funny, but execution could use some work. --Mnb'z 18:25, 13 May 2009 (UTC) Against. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 20:38, 13 May 2009 (UTC) 'Gainst as per Nach. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} 02:56, May 14 Against We have the much better printer-based Mona Lisa, and this really didn't take much to create I'm sure. Also, not very funny. -RAHB 23:55, 14 May 2009 (UTC) Against. Made to make a point. But it's not funny, even as an illustration of said point. --UU - natter 08:26, May 15 per UU. - T.L.B. WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 07:25, May 17
Comments	-3, fail'd. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 03:07, 19 May 2009 (UTC)

"WWF" Press Conference (history, logs)

Featured picture candidate
The lion mouths off to the bear in front of the press. The gorilla imagines what they had for lunch. Image credit: Sonje Archive - Discuss this image

Vote	Score: 7 Wrestlers that are NOT on steroids.
Nomination:	Smokin' Cheddar BBQ: The King of the Triangular Snackfoods 19:47, 16 March 2009 (UTC)
For Votes: 13	Nom + For I just think it's a funny picture, seeing as wrestlers could be compared to wild animals, so it's also kinda deep.--Smokin' Cheddar BBQ: The King of the Triangular Snackfoods 19:47, 16 March 2009 (UTC) I'm not voting, but WWF used to be Worldwide Wrestling Federation until the World Wildlife Foundation claimed rights to the acronym. So my point is that the picture is kinda a cross between the two things using the acronym.Or mabye I'm entirely wrong...Sonje how did you think of this???-- - StonedJeff  TALK talk to me 04:05, 22 March 2009 (UTC) Ahhahahhahaha (I fuckin' hate that commercial where they show that polar bear cub trying to follow it's mother, but it's pretty much made clear that it drowns, thanks assholes, as if I wasn't already depressed). -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 19:50, 16 March 2009 (UTC) So true, despite the fact that it has nothing to do with this pic.--Smokin' Cheddar BBQ: The King of the Triangular Snackfoods Very For. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 19:51, 16 March 2009 (UTC) For! I understand Sonje still wants to finish some parts of this image, but she isn't gettng away with that one. Awesome image. ---kun "whisper sweet nothings into thine ear..." 20:41, 16 March 2009 (UTC) Sonje is a she??? I didn't know that.--Smokin' Cheddar BBQ: The King of the Triangular Snackfoods God, I know! And on the internet! Date her! ---kun "whisper sweet nothings into thine ear..." 22:13, 16 March 2009 (UTC) Lol. I didn't know Sonje is a she. » Zheliel Talk Contribs Cow »  VERY FOR!!! Sonje is great at this. » Zheliel Talk Contribs Cow » 11:04, 17 March 2009 (UTC)  For. --Mnb'z 14:46, 17 March 2009 (UTC)  FOR --CrabPope 10:31, 18 March 2009 (UTC) For I don't know about deep...but funny non the less ~SirTagstit • VFH • NotM • PEEING • CPT • RotM • BFF 15:24, 18 March 2009 (UTC) Likey -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 17:54, 22 March 2009 (UTC)  Just For—Flutter (Talk•Games•Fun Pages•Awards•Help) 21:59, 22 March 2009 (UTC) For I get it. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 19:09, 17 April 2009 (UTC) For, but hmm, what would my environmentalist friends think of this?-- You know what the music means... Our time is up. 00:26, 21 April 2009 (UTC)  For. -- KneeChee 18:39, 17 May 2009 (UTC)
Against Votes: 6	Against Nicely done image, but I don't get the joke. Sry. MrN 03:17, Mar 22 Against I've seen better chops, especially from Sonje. Woody On Fire! Talking Woody Stalking Woody 20:17, 29 March 2009 (UTC) #Against per MrN. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 22:49, 30 March 2009 (UTC) Against -RAHB 08:59, 2 April 2009 (UTC) against Djdorama 16:09, 11 April 2009 (UTC) Weak against It is funny but the chopping isn't all that great. --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 09:03, 6 May 2009 (UTC)  Against. I looked at this image and said "huh?" After reading comments I found out that the image was used in a wrestling article and understood, however the image does not stand on its own. Robertodole 09:42, 6 May 2009 (UTC)
Comments	Abstain. - Meh. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} 15:39, Mar 18 Back in the very early days of pro wrestling it was a fairly common practice to book matches between a wrestler and a bear. This has almost nothing to do with the picture, I just thought it was quite interesting. -- 15Mickey20 (talk to Mickey)  20:51, 20 March 2009 (UTC) Comment: the lighting on that bear's head looks off. Shouldn't it be more lit up from the flash? Other than that, I don't really get it... - T.L.B. WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 03:11, Mar 22 Abstain. - On the one hand, there is little to no text and the hair was very artfully pasted. On the other hand, it isn't that funny. Rbpolsen♦☺ 02:19, 26 March 2009 (UTC) Comment:I don't think this one will work as a featured pic on its own. I made it for Nachlader's WWF article, it worked in the context of the article. --Dame 12:00, 10 April 2009 (UTC) I think it would work. If you've ever seen pro wrestlers, they don't look like normal human beings. They sometimes look like vicious animals that will bite you head off. Therefore, it's an incredibly accurate metaphor represented by an excellently 'shopped and humorous image. --Cheddar Over two months, +7, Fail'd. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 20:52, 22 May 2009 (UTC)

"Rick" Bird.png (history, logs)

Featured picture candidate
You know the rules and so do I Image credit: Iwillkillyou333 Archive - Discuss this image

Vote	Score: -3
Nomination:	Iwillkillyou333 20:58, 22 May 2009 (UTC)
For Votes: 2	Tis as if the gods themselves crafted this image --CrabPope 21:43, 22 May 2009 (UTC) Wonderfull... User:Zheliel/sigz2 03:45, 23 May 2009 (UTC)
Against Votes: 5	No wonder we're in a bloody recession. ---kun "whisper sweet nothings into thine ear..." 21:05, 22 May 2009 (UTC) I don't know if the front page can even handle an image with so much quality. — KneeChee 21:29, 22 May 2009 (UTC) Against. His version of Particle Man kicked ass. This, not so much. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 02:42, 23 May 2009 (UTC) Do the rules include inexplicable eraser marks and strange missing pieces of head? --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 03:15, 23 May 2009 (UTC) Rickroll'd. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 09:07, 23 May 2009 (UTC)
Comments	Thanks for all the sarcasms, NOT!} --Iwillkillyou333 04:00, 23 May 2009 (UTC) -3, fail'd. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 14:23, 23 May 2009 (UTC)