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Hilbama (history, logs)

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Score: 0
Nomination: UberCream 22:11, 18 June 2008 (UTC)
For Votes: 0

No for votes

Against Votes: 0

No against votes

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Touch eachouther.jpg (history, logs)

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Touch eachouther.jpg

Needs no explaination.

Image credit: HotWingConspiracy
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Score: -3 touched eachouthers
Nomination: Sir DJ ~ Irreverent OZ! Noobaward.jpg Wotm.jpg Unbooks mousepad.PNG GUN.png 04:14, 15 June 2008 (UTC)
For Votes: 6
  1. Made me laugh --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent OZ! Noobaward.jpg Wotm.jpg Unbooks mousepad.PNG GUN.png 04:14, 15 June 2008 (UTC)
  2. <RAHB> HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA VFP NOW! -RAHB 04:15, 15 June 2008 (UTC)
  3. One of those "so bad it's good" images. Yes, please. (To the feature, not the touching.) --Andorin Kato 21:35, 15 June 2008 (UTC)
  4. Symbol for vote.svg WHAT THE FUCK! Indeed. -- Thankful Kippy Cornucopia clipart.png Share blessings Cornucopia clipart.png Bountiful harvest Cornucopia clipart.png 21:43, Jun. 15, 2008
  5. Symbol neutral vote.svg Abstain. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 05:17, 18 June 2008 (UTC)
  6. lol Mightydandylion Icons-flag-us.png (talk) Fk 04:59, 21 June 2008 (UTC)
Against Votes: 9
  1. Symbol declined.svg WHAT THE FUCK! This picture touched me in my special places. :(  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  critchat) 04:38 Jun 15, 2008
  2. HAW! Hilarious, but (intentionally?) poorly made. Also, who are those dudes? --Aljolson.jpg Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER Aljolson.jpg 14:04, 15 June 2008 (UTC)
  3. What? I see the "poorly made" (which isn't a strike against it), but I fail to see the "hilarious". More odd than funny. Doesn't even rate a meh. Against. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 04:24, 16 June 2008 (UTC)
  4. Not. Want. -- The Zombiebaron 04:25, 16 June 2008 (UTC)
  5. Hmm no Not funny and not even a good edit. It needs QVFD not a feature--Sgt. Fluffy 06:39, 16 June 2008 (UTC)
  6. Um??? MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 21:23, Jun 16
  7. In the words of the guy on the left there, WTF -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 20:06, 17 June 2008 (UTC)
  8. No means no. Sig pic.PNG Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 16:59, 22 June 2008 (UTC)
  9. Against. So bad it's shit. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 13:43, Jun 23
Comments


Image:BjornBorg.jpg (history, logs)

Featured picture candidate
Image:BjornBorg.jpg

Bjorn Borg - the famous Swedish tennis player. He assimilated the Wimbledon cup many times.

Image credit: DaMenace
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Score: -3 Trekkie fantasies
Nomination: TheLedBalloon
For Votes: 1
  1. A classic image from one of Uncyc's older 'choppers that I've always been a fan of. Nom and for. - Don Leddy the Crunch Fedora.JPG (Nyah, see, nyah!) 16:51, Jun 22
Against Votes: 4
  1. That does not look anything like a borg. This looks like a borg. Silver clothes and weird green eye-beam do not make a borg, in my opinion. That aside, the silver clothes and the green eye-beam are pretty ugly. They hurt my eyes too look at — as does his left arm. And they don't make me laugh. -- The Zombiebaron 17:00, 22 June 2008 (UTC)
  2. Against. I can't quite tell what he's doing, but it looks like he's cheating. I don't vote for cheaters. Sig pic.PNG Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 17:03, 22 June 2008 (UTC)
  3. meh -RAHB 03:31, 23 June 2008 (UTC)
  4. Against. Per ZB. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 13:48, Jun 23
Comments
  1. rm; -3 -- The Zombiebaron 17:07, 23 June 2008 (UTC)


Aleister Crowley rowing his boat "Golden Dawn" in a plate full of porridge (history, logs)

Featured picture candidate
Aleister Crowley rowing his boat "Golden Dawn" in a plate full of porridge

Aleister Crowley rowing his boat "Golden Dawn" in a plate full of porridge.

Image credit: Berry
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Score: -4
Nomination: Shameful self-nom after getting a slight confidence boost from Modusoperandi's somewhat positive response at UN:REEF. // Xyr.png Berry; speak to me // 14:07 20 June 2008
For Votes: 3
  1. I don't vote much on VFP, so forgive me if I'm doing this wrong...(are you not allowed self-votes on VFP?). Also for, the quality of the chopping is very good in this and it's quite funny. - [15:44 20 June] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise
  2. I like. ~Jewriken.GIF 20:39, 20 June 2008 (UTC)
  3. For --¿Qua? es mi página de discusión, es lo que mi contribuiría 07:57, 23 June 2008 (UTC)
Against Votes: 7
  1. Against. The fact that a famed occultist is in a boat in a plate full of porridge may be a nice little bit of photo-manipulation wizardry (although, the mixed mediums do tear at the edges of the imagined reality), but it doesn't really make me laugh. I had more of a "Oh. That's a nice idea." style reaction. -- The Zombiebaron 16:03, 20 June 2008 (UTC)
  2. Per ZB It's nice, but not all that funny. Also the mixed pictures are pretty noticeable. -RAHB 19:40, 20 June 2008 (UTC)
  3. Against. Per the above really. Also, that looks like no porridge I ever ate. Baked beans, possibly. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 13:52, Jun 23
  4. ...I don't get it. Am I missing something, here? - Don Leddy the Crunch Fedora.JPG (Nyah, see, nyah!) 14:14, Jun 23
  5. As per Led. Sig pic.PNG Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 17:15, 23 June 2008 (UTC)
  6. Didn't make me laugh. --Aljolson.jpg Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER Aljolson.jpg 19:08, 23 June 2008 (UTC)
  7. Against. Sorry, it's a great chop, but it's not funny. Necropaxx (T) {~} 00:34, Jun 24
Comments
  1. rm; -4 -- The Zombiebaron 12:29, 24 June 2008 (UTC)


Kermit.jpg (history, logs)

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One day at the Macy's Thanksgiving Parade Kermit invaded the parade, then got popped Here are the last words he said "Hi Ho"

Image credit: Bla Bla Bla
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Score: -1
Nomination: 72.81.96.40 20:31, 27 June 2008 (UTC)
For Votes: 0

No for votes

Against Votes: 1
  1. Against Silly IP, that isn't a potatochop! -- Thankful Kippy Cornucopia clipart.png Share blessings Cornucopia clipart.png Bountiful harvest Cornucopia clipart.png 22:54, Jun. 27, 2008
Comments

Yay!

  1. rm; ineligible -- The Zombiebaron 23:37, 27 June 2008 (UTC)


Oprah New (history, logs)

Featured picture candidate
Oprah New

Oprah's recent plastic surgery

Image credit: Ggarfield
Archive - Discuss this image

Score: -3
Nomination: MajorMajor'GUN' Ggarfield, Le Marquis de Nofu .Complex! 00:35, 1 July 2008 (UTC)
For Votes: 1
  1. Self nom and for - because image noms are almost dead so a little humour should be cool on main page --MajorMajor'GUN' Ggarfield, Le Marquis de Nofu .Complex! 00:35, 1 July 2008 (UTC)
Against Votes: 4
  1. I don't get it and it frightens me. But for some constructive criticism, the upper left side of her lip (my left, not her left), there's a part where it doesn't connect up right at all. I don't know if that was intentional, but it's very inconsistent with the rest of the image. -RAHB 02:27, 1 July 2008 (UTC)
  2. What. --Aljolson.jpg Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER Aljolson.jpg 02:35, 1 July 2008 (UTC)
  3. Against. It's Oprah with her face a little distorted. Oh. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 11:31, Jul 1
  4. Creepy! No way man! User:Aewanko--the ghostlessness 11:53, 1 July 2008 (UTC)
Comments
  1. rm; -3 -- The Zombiebaron 14:57, 1 July 2008 (UTC)


VFP in a nutshell (history, logs)

Featured picture candidate
VFP in a nutshell

yep

Image credit: CartoonDiablo
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Score: -3 ...
Nomination: CartoonDiablo 22:47, 11 June 2008 (UTC)
For Votes: 6
  1. CartoonDiablo
  2. For - While technically text-based, it's more pun-based. Despite what anyone else says, puns are hilarious. -- Thankful Kippy Cornucopia clipart.png Share blessings Cornucopia clipart.png Bountiful harvest Cornucopia clipart.png 01:39, Jun. 12, 2008
  3. For. Puns are dull, unless you're the one playing with them. A pun of a pun is godly, no matter how it's conceived. This is how the world works. Sig pic.PNG Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 03:47, 12 June 2008 (UTC)
  4. !!!!!! --Aljolson.jpg Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER Aljolson.jpg 20:18, 12 June 2008 (UTC)
  5. Larf'd --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFCK Oldmanonly.jpg 20:23, 12 June 2008 (UTC)
  6. For that's a punny ficture. Ethye 04:58, 24 June 2008 (UTC)
  7. For Well, I though it was clever. OK it's text based, but surely an exception can be made in this case... MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 13:42, Jun 15
Against Votes: 9
  1. Sorry. I like it, but it's too meta for featuredom. - Don Leddy the Crunch Fedora.JPG (Nyah, see, nyah!) 00:10, Jun 12
  2. Text -RAHB 00:24, 12 June 2008 (UTC)
  3. "A pun is the lowest form of humor, unless you thought of it yourself." -- Oscar Wilde. (also that whole text thing I like to talk about...) -- The Zombiebaron 03:33, 12 June 2008 (UTC)
  4. I quite agree with the text. It is a shitty play on words.--Sgt. Fluffy 19:01, 13 June 2008 (UTC)
  5. Where are the shadows? There are so many spotlights but no shadows. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 05:19, 18 June 2008 (UTC)
  6. Against. Epic meh. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 13:41, Jun 23
  7. Against, Puns. YECH!--Tie Your SCHUlace! Shoe.jpg 9:56, 24 June 2008
  8. No, but someone get this on the main page of VFP, pronto!  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  critchat) 17:15 Jun 24, 2008
  9. I object,WHY SHIT? --LOLsupreme 15:26, 2 July 2008 (UTC)
Comments
  1. rm; -3 -- The Zombiebaron 19:54, 3 July 2008 (UTC)


Holy Shit (history, logs)

Featured picture candidate
Holy Shit

The greatest image in existence.

Image credit: Zombiebaron
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Score: -3.5
Nomination: 67.188.103.90 03:12, 1 July 2008 (UTC)
For Votes: 4.5
  1. such an awesome image.67.188.103.90 03:12, 1 July 2008 (UTC)
  2. Come OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON. --Aljolson.jpg Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER Aljolson.jpg 03:15, 1 July 2008 (UTC)
  3. why not?~ NEZLR Dancingmilk.gif Th stupid.gifMewhenreadingstupidstuff.gif Seizure.gif Donuts.gif 03:20, 1 July 2008 (UTC)
  4. For Lieutenant THEDUDEMAN Dude ... Totally UOTM KUN GotA F@H 03:23, 1 July 2008 (UTC)
  5. LOve it. Hell's yeah.-Bobofosho2 16:44, 3 July 2008 (UTC)
  6. Zombiebaron Hea, I never said that before, however this must surely be an appropriate time. MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 21:52, Jul 3
Against Votes: 8
  1. Against. Not funny. Also: ick. Also also: did I mention it's not funny? --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 11:30, Jul 1
  2. Total crap --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent OZ! Noobaward.jpg Wotm.jpg Unbooks mousepad.PNG GUN.png 11:37, 1 July 2008 (UTC)
  3. Hilarious But for the wrong reasons. -RAHB 12:39, 1 July 2008 (UTC)
  4. It's a shit --LOLsupreme 16:50, 1 July 2008 (UTC)
  5. Nope. It's like deja vu all over again. Or should I say, deja poo. You see what I did there? What?! You think it's stupid!? Well, in France they think I'm a genius! A genius!Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 17:43, 1 July 2008 (UTC)
  6. Good God, no. Finally an image about which I can honestly say "this picture is shit" without offending anyone. -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 20:18, 1 July 2008 (UTC)
  7. NO!!! Not the *shiver* SHIT CROSS!!!! -- Thankful Kippy Cornucopia clipart.png Share blessings Cornucopia clipart.png Bountiful harvest Cornucopia clipart.png 21:41, Jul. 3, 2008
  8. Needs more moustache. ~ Tophatsig.png 3/07/2008 @ 21:42
Comments
  1. Extreme Abstain -- The Zombiebaron 14:53, 1 July 2008 (UTC)
  2. rm; -3.5 -- The Zombiebaron 23:44, 3 July 2008 (UTC)


Chucky (history, logs)

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Chucky

Chuck Norris at his best.

Image credit: Readmesoon
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Score: -4 dead kangaroos
Nomination: SCHUlace 17:14, 3 July 2008 (UTC)
For Votes: 1
  1. Nom+For It is great and I love it! Tie Your SCHUlace! Shoe.jpg 17:14, 3 July 2008 (UTC)
Against Votes: 5
  1. Didn't find it funny. --Aljolson.jpg Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER Aljolson.jpg 18:18, 3 July 2008 (UTC)
  2. Against It's just so watered down. Also, another ego trip for Readmesoon. -RAHB 18:26, 3 July 2008 (UTC)
  3. Against - on the grounds that it poorly done and was never funny. Ever. -- The Zombiebaron 19:58, 3 July 2008 (UTC)
  4. Against - The Chuck Norris meme should have officially died once and for all sometime between the Mountain Dew commercial and the endorsement of Mike Huckabee. -- Thankful Kippy Cornucopia clipart.png Share blessings Cornucopia clipart.png Bountiful harvest Cornucopia clipart.png 21:39, Jul. 3, 2008
  5. No MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 21:53, Jul 3
Comments
  1. rm; -4 -- The Zombiebaron 23:50, 3 July 2008 (UTC)


Dishwasher diagram.jpg (history, logs)

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A Dishwasher

Image credit: SysRq
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Score: -3.5
Nomination: MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 21:04, Jun 6 21:04, 6 June 2008 (UTC)
For Votes: 7.5
  1. Nom+For Goes great with Dishwasher, but I think it stands alone also. I look, I laugh... MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 21:04, Jun 6
  2. And so, our brave hero went where no keyboard key had gone before: VFP. As he brushed aside comments of "text based article" and "fuck you", he placed what he had brought in his satchel before the feet of the VFP god: Self-for. He held his breath. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUNWotMRotMAotMVFHSKPEEINGHPBFF @ 21:36 Jun 6
  3. yeah like it -- 90.206.92.186 21:37, 6 June 2008 (UTC)
  4. For It doesn't suck. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN21:38, 6 Jun
  5. Drops trousers. Again. -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)
  6. OMG TEXT BASED! text is good.   Le Cejak <19:24, 08 Jun 2008>
  7. *snicker* Necropaxx (T) {~} 23:17, Jun 13
  8. For Explains a lot actually.--Sgt. Fluffy 06:52, 16 June 2008 (UTC)
Against Votes: 11
  1. Against; not only is it extremely textbased (yeah, I have this thing about that), but also, the caption "Beeper that always interrupts me watch Deal Or No Deal" should read "Beeper that always interrupts me while I'm watching Deal Or No Deal" (or some similar grammatically correct capation). On a similar note, the title "How Dishwashers Work" is entirely inaccurate - this is a schematic which outline the parts of a dishwasher, and in no way details how they all function together to make dishes clean. But hey, maybe the title was on purpose. -- The Zombiebaron 01:44, 7 June 2008 (UTC)
    While I didn't expect to please you, I did leave the title as How Dishwashers Work to be sarcastic. As for the grammatical error, I completely missed it. Thanks for catching it, I'll be sure to fix it tomorrow. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUNWotMRotMAotMVFHSKPEEINGHPBFF @ 01:50 Jun 7
  2. In addition to what ZB said, the labelings aren't really all that funny. Comments like "something" and "something else" and "yellow tube" do not scream "FEATURE ME! I'M COMEDIC GENIUS!" Anybody could take a picture of anything and label it "this thing is here, this is something, this doesn't do anything" and it's been done so often before that if I were going to vote for any image similar to this, it would be one made a long long time ago, and not this one in particular. -RAHB 03:17, 7 June 2008 (UTC)
  3. Meh -- Thankful Kippy Cornucopia clipart.png Share blessings Cornucopia clipart.png Bountiful harvest Cornucopia clipart.png 22:46, Jun. 7, 2008
  4. Hard to read The picture is hard to read, and will probably be harder if it is blown up , considering that the image isnt a vector file.--Nytrospawn 17:56, 8 June 2008 (UTC)
  5. Against per all of the reasons above. --Aljolson.jpg Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER Aljolson.jpg 18:16, 8 June 2008 (UTC)
  6. Against. The "Deal or No Deal" thing and "under the door" are hilarious, but the rest of them aren't very funny. Also, it's very hard to read. In other words: the same reasons as everyone else. « Arotenbe « aka arotenbe, AaronR, etc. « Now what did I do? « 02:14, 10 June 2008 (UTC)
  7. Against. RAHB puts his finger on it fairly well. Sorry Sys, but no chuckle for me = no vote from me. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 12:50, Jun 11
  8. Against. Sorry, I did actually find the image humorous, but after reading the votes of everybody else I'm convinced that this just shouldn't be put on the front page. Something in my gut tells me so. Maybe heartburn. Sig pic.PNG Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 03:49, 12 June 2008 (UTC)
  9. Something, Something else are hardly comedic genius... as RAHB said; works in the article because of the brilliant prose/tone, not here. --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent OZ! Noobaward.jpg Wotm.jpg Unbooks mousepad.PNG GUN.png 12:01, 14 June 2008 (UTC)
  10. Not a red link. Sorry. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 03:24, 26 June 2008 (UTC)
  11. Against. Funny, but not by enough. It doesn't leave a lasting impression. With more thought, it could be a winner, but not in this state. --by Dr. Fraktur, the neighbourhood chiropractor talk projects 21:15, 4 July 2008 (UTC)
Comments

You better make this more clear SysRq! MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 21:04, Jun 6 oh, he did... MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 22:02, Jun 6

  • Hmmmm This may set the precedent for labeling things in a funny way, not much skill involved but it is pretty funny. Still, abstain. --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent OZ! Noobaward.jpg Wotm.jpg Unbooks mousepad.PNG GUN.png 18:18, 7 June 2008 (UTC)4
  1. rm; -3.5 -- The Zombiebaron 02:43, 5 July 2008 (UTC)


Rasta-nomad pot-head.jpg (history, logs)

Featured picture candidate

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Image credit: Insert image credits here
Archive - Discuss this image

Score: 1 1 bitch, booyah!!!
Nomination: Bobofosho 00:14, 5 June 2008 (UTC)
For Votes: 8
  1. For. Probably the funniest imaginary picture I've ever had to imagine. -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 11:07, 5 June 2008 (UTC)
  2. FOR! Hell yeah. --Aljolson.jpg Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER Aljolson.jpg 01:42, 7 June 2008 (UTC)
  3. Four Holy Crap... It's a mirror! =Hex= TALK: WORKSHOP: CONTRIBUTIONS: Icons-flag-au.png 02:23, 6 July 2008 (UTC)
  4. Ya gotta love it!-bobofosho
  5. FOR Nihlism Fou-Lu 20:40, 8 June 2008 (UTC)
  6. For. Redlinks have gone unrecognized for far too long! Their time has come! Sig pic.PNG Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 03:53, 12 June 2008 (UTC)
  7. Symbol for vote.svg For.--Sycamore (Talk) 12:34, 29 June 2008 (UTC)
  8. For. A classic of art. If you don't love it, you're insane. --by Dr. Fraktur, the neighbourhood chiropractor talk projects 21:19, 4 July 2008 (UTC)
Against Votes: 7
  1. Against. While its non-existence does have a certain charm, it also has the opposite of that. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 11:01, 5 June 2008 (UTC)
  2. Against; I can't see the man standing behind the piano. Please make him move visible. I suggest the "crop" tool. -- The Zombiebaron 17:13, 6 June 2008 (UTC)
  3. Against. Again, still not a picture of a man with an enormous moustache. Um? WHERE IS THE PICTURE??? MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 17:35, Jun 6
  4. Against Tacky drug reference, plus the shading is all wrong. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 20:40, 7 June 2008 (UTC)
  5. Against. Not high enough. Parsat (talk / contribs) 00:49, 28 June 2008 (UTC)
  6. Banana -RAHB 00:21, 30 June 2008 (UTC)
  7. Against - Yeah, something about the colours is just wrong. Icons-flag-au.png Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 15:21, 6 July 2008 (UTC)
Comments
  1. rm; +1 after a month -- The Zombiebaron 00:53, 7 July 2008 (UTC)


One of wikipeedia's former logos. (history, logs)

Featured picture candidate
One of wikipeedia's former logos.

Wikipedia attempting to appeal to fruit lovers

Image credit: Rbpolsen
Archive - Discuss this image

Score: -3
Nomination: Rbpolsen 19:21, 6 July 2008 (UTC)
For Votes: 0

No for votes

Against Votes: 3
  1. Weak against While the chop is very well done, that stem...thing, whatever it's called, the green bit, just isn't working for me. If you could find a way to implement that a little cleaner into the design, I'd be a for, even though I have no idea what the concept is really supposed to be. -RAHB 23:56, 6 July 2008 (UTC)
  2. Like RAHB said, the main body of the pineapple is a very nice piece of work. However, its just not making me laugh. Perhaps you could donate it to a fruity wiki in search of a logo, or use it in a fruity reskin. Basically, what I'm saying, is that its a pretty good looking image (it could benefit, as RAHB said, from making the stem-thing more congruent with the overall style), but its just not what I envision as a feature image. -- The Zombiebaron 00:51, 7 July 2008 (UTC)
  3. Against. Pineapples have the stem/leafy bit growing out of the top, not the center. This looks more like a pineapple inside an egg. I'm sure you agree that's ridiculous. Even if it was done real pineappley, it wouldn't be all that funny. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 11:51, 7 July 2008 (UTC)
Comments
  1. rm; -3 -- The Zombiebaron 15:14, 7 July 2008 (UTC)


Barney (history, logs)

Featured picture candidate
Barney

Oh, bored kids at school? I love you, you love me...
NOTE: THIS PICTURE IS REAL. I TOOK THIS PICTURE.

Image credit: Haha, me took this pic at script checking =D
Archive - Discuss this image

Score: -7
Nomination: Potatopwnsyou 13:04, 7 July 2008 (UTC)
For Votes: 0

No for votes

Against Votes: 7
  1. I don't get it. A knife, Barney, porno, and candy? What? Also, tomato-based image. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 13:55, 7 July 2008 (UTC)
  2. The shading is way off. Try using the crop tool. It will help. -- The Zombiebaron 15:18, 7 July 2008 (UTC)
  3. Against. It's real. So it's not a chop - strike one. You've cut the letters out of a Toblerone box or two, and hacked some about really badly to look vaguely like different letters, then made a not particularly amusing message - strike 2. Text-based image - strike 3. Still, glad it passed the time while you were in school. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 15:46, Jul 7
  4. Against Good thing I just hooked up my new printer. I'm going to print this and wipe my ass with it. -- Thankful Kippy Cornucopia clipart.png Share blessings Cornucopia clipart.png Bountiful harvest Cornucopia clipart.png 21:33, Jul. 7, 2008
  5. Symbol declined.svg Not really funny. Zombiebaron's comment however, is hilarious.  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  critchat) 21:35 Jul 07, 2008
  6. Less funny than ZB's shitcross..... -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)
  7. Ahahahahaha--NO. Not funny at all. Against. --by Dr. Fraktur, the neighbourhood chiropractor talk projects 00:56, 8 July 2008 (UTC)
Comments

Heh, I made that with my friends in school. I took that picture. GG. its real, sorry my friend. LOL.
Quoting Zombiebaron:
The shading is way off. Try using the crop tool. It will help. -- Zombiebaron
GG. crap

  1. rm; -7 o_o -- The Zombiebaron 16:59, 8 July 2008 (UTC)


Joke (history, logs)

Featured picture candidate
Joke

Joke - an amazing beverage. Also try our Joca-Cola!

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Score: -4 lols
Nomination: Sir General Minister G5 FIYC UPotM [Y] #21 F@H KUN 17:49, 8 July 2008 (UTC)
For Votes: 1
  1. Snafu --Sir General Minister G5 FIYC UPotM [Y] #21 F@H KUN 17:49, 8 July 2008 (UTC)
Against Votes: 5
  1. Against. Sorry, but it's not that well done, is it? The colours don't match for a start, and it looks like the "J" is drawn on. Is this an MS paint job? Whatever, it's also a text-based joke, and not a brilliant one at that. Now will someone do the obligatory bad "tastes funny" gag please? Or did I just do that as well? --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 17:58, Jul 8
  2. Tastes funny. For good measure. -RAHB 22:08, 8 July 2008 (UTC)
  3. Against Could be better. Also, that thing about texting. -- Thankful Kippy Cornucopia clipart.png Share blessings Cornucopia clipart.png Bountiful harvest Cornucopia clipart.png 00:18, Jul. 9, 2008
  4. I don't get it, lol. --Aljolson.jpg Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER Aljolson.jpg 19:00, 9 July 2008 (UTC)
  5. Against. This type of 'chop has to be done really well. And this isn't. -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 00:37, 10 July 2008 (UTC)
Comments
  1. rm; -4 -- The Zombiebaron 02:53, 10 July 2008 (UTC)


caillou4.jpg (history, logs)

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Caillou attempting to molest some butterflies.

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Score: -4
Nomination: 70.242.76.178 17:32, 8 July 2008 (UTC)
For Votes: 1
  1. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA WHEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!! --Aljolson.jpg Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER Aljolson.jpg 18:57, 9 July 2008 (UTC)
Against Votes: 5
  1. This is possibly the worst red link we've ever had on VFP. Scrap it and start over. -RAHB 22:05, 8 July 2008 (UTC)
  2. I much preferred the last redlink. This is just a cheap imitation. -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 00:34, 10 July 2008 (UTC)
  3. The skin tone of the head doesn't match the skin town of the feet. And don't tell me that his feet are in the shade. Because that would just be stupid. -- The Zombiebaron 03:05, 10 July 2008 (UTC)
  4. ZOMBIEBARON YOU'VE BEEN TO SKIN TOWN???   Le Cejak <3:16, 10 Jul 2008>
  5. I WANNA SEE IT!!!1!!1!111!11!11!111! --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent OZ! Noobaward.jpg Wotm.jpg Unbooks mousepad.PNG GUN.png 04:46, 10 July 2008 (UTC)
  6. Against The butterflies are out of place, and the shading on Caillou's penis is off. -- Thankful Kippy Cornucopia clipart.png Share blessings Cornucopia clipart.png Bountiful harvest Cornucopia clipart.png 19:19, Jul. 10, 2008
Comments
  1. rm; -4 -- The Zombiebaron 19:55, 10 July 2008 (UTC)


Noir boy.jpeg (history, logs)

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Insert image title here, without link

One boy, One messed up town, Ventura, CA!!

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Score: -4 1
Nomination: Bobofosho2 20:48, 11 July 2008 (UTC)
For Votes: 1
  1. hey i like it-Bobofosho2 20:48, 11 July 2008 (UTC)
Against Votes: 5
  1. Against; this image in in black and white. I hate black and white. The text and the total lack of funny, though, I'm fine with. -- The Zombiebaron 20:54, 11 July 2008 (UTC)
  2. Wow, it's Calvin and Hobbes cut out and put onto a photo. As amazed as I am by that feat, I'm puzzled by the total lack of funny.  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  critchat) 20:56 Jul 11, 2008
  3. Against Eh? MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 20:56, Jul 11
  4. Against. --Aljolson.jpg Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER Aljolson.jpg 21:00, 11 July 2008 (UTC)
  5. Against I did not intend this to be VFP, it is funny when put into the context of the article and I realize it is just tracer bullet put onto a background, in fact i don't find any of my picture VFP quality --Auk 21:16, 11 July 2008 (UTC)
Comments
  1. rm; -4 -- The Zombiebaron 21:21, 11 July 2008 (UTC)


Dolphin_burger.jpg (history, logs)

Featured picture candidate
Dolphin_burger.jpg

YES! YEEEESS! FINALLYYYY! HAHAHAHA ALL MIIINEEE!

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Score: -3
Nomination: AldirTheKnight 17:14, 12 July 2008 (UTC)
For Votes: 1

Come on, this is just awesome. --AldirTheKnight 17:15, 12 July 2008 (UTC)

Against Votes: 4
  1. Against; it looks photoshopped. Also, its not funny. -- The Zombiebaron 17:25, 12 July 2008 (UTC)
  2. Against. --Aljolson.jpg Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER Aljolson.jpg 21:35, 12 July 2008 (UTC)
  3. I can see water reflection shadow thingies on the dolphin. The burger isn't underwater. I can also see where you cut its head off.I can also see the contrasts are way different. I can also see London. I can also see France. I can also see Against. Also it isn't funny. -RAHB 06:01, 13 July 2008 (UTC)
  4. Against. Not for me... MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 15:47, Jul 13
Comments
  1. rm; -3 -- The Zombiebaron 17:55, 13 July 2008 (UTC)


OL.E.PRO (history, logs)

Featured picture candidate
OL.E.PRO

Fun...Well not for the Whole family I guess...

Image credit: Bonner
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Score: -3
Nomination: BonSig.png (Bonner) (Talk) Jul 13, 10:43
For Votes: 1
  1. Self for - I know it's not perfect, and it's a little in-jokey, but it's worth a shot I suppose. BonSig.png (Bonner) (Talk) Jul 13, 10:43
Against Votes: 4
  1. Against While I don't mind a bit of injoke now and then, this is far too injokey to put on the main page. People simply won't get it. And while it only takes about three minutes in uncyc IRC to find out who Olipro is, no previous experience could possibly prepare one for this. -RAHB 11:00, 13 July 2008 (UTC)
    Also, those dildos have a little bit of white stuff on them (it's hardly noticeable in the thumb, I just wanted to make that joke). -RAHB 11:02, 13 July 2008 (UTC)
  2. Against. Sorry. Same as above... MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 15:48, Jul 13
  3. Against, if we're talking Olipro-inspired-movie-posters, I much prefer this one. But, that being said, I would never vote for it on VFP. Because its an injoke. And its vanity. -- The Zombiebaron 17:59, 13 July 2008 (UTC)
  4. Against. In-joke and vanity. Also, I've been on IRC, like, five or six whole times in the last year, sometimes for minutes and still haven't encountered this "Olipro". I'm inclined to believe there's some sort of Keyser Soze-style spook story going on here. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 12:16, Jul 14
Comments
  1. rm; -3 -- The Zombiebaron 13:13, 14 July 2008 (UTC)


Super Mario Bros. Mobile (history, logs)

Featured picture candidate
Super Mario Bros. Mobile

Super Mario Bros. was not a great hit on even smaller screens during the 8-bit age.

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Score: -4 pixels in your pocket
Nomination: Sir General Minister G5 FIYC UPotM [Y] #21 F@H KUN 18:01, 13 July 2008 (UTC)
For Votes: 1
  1. SELF NOM AND FOR Believe it or not, I actu~1 spent time on this --Sir General Minister G5 FIYC UPotM [Y] #21 F@H KUN 18:01, 13 July 2008 (UTC)
Against Votes: 5
  1. Against Not doin' it for me. -RAHB 22:43, 13 July 2008 (UTC)
  2. That weird yellow fuzzy stuff at the bottom of the screen hurts my quality sensors, and my funny sensors aren't picking up anything. -- The Zombiebaron 07:07, 14 July 2008 (UTC)
  3. Against. I actually like the idea, but it's so zoomed in, you can't tell what it is at all, which kind of defeats the object - you need to at least be able to recognise what it is for the joke to work at all. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 09:10, Jul 14

Okay, you want to know? First of all, it's not zoomed in. It's 8-bit pixels. You know, in Super Mario the pixels are huge, but the game is still playable. On a cell phone (which as a far smaller screen) it would be logical (and funny) if the pixels would look huge, rendering the game unplayable. It's because it uses TV-qualified pixels. You get it now, UU? OR in a nutshell: video game console pixels are too big for mobile phones!!! --Sir General Minister G5 FIYC UPotM [Y] #21 F@H KUN 10:34, 14 July 2008 (UTC)
Almost forgot: "WHY DO YOU HATE ME SO MUCH???!!!!" --Sir General Minister G5 FIYC UPotM [Y] #21 F@H KUN 10:37, 14 July 2008 (UTC)
I said I like the idea, so I do get it. But let me put it another way - that may be your intention, but it leaves the pic unrecognisable, and without the recognition factor, it looks like a few large pixels on a phone screen, which is not a funny image in and of itself. The caption kinda explains it, I guess, but it still doesn't make the picture funny. Do you get what I mean now? And I don't hate you. The only person I hate stole my bike in 1994. Unless that was you. In which case: bastard. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 10:56, Jul 14
  1. Against -- Thankful Kippy Cornucopia clipart.png Share blessings Cornucopia clipart.png Bountiful harvest Cornucopia clipart.png 02:13, Jul. 16, 2008
  2. Against --LOLsupreme 11:58, 16 July 2008 (UTC)
Comments
  1. rm; -4 -- The Zombiebaron 03:21, 17 July 2008 (UTC)


Donuts give you seizures. (history, logs)

Featured picture candidate
Donuts give you seizures.

You want to eat this donut.

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Score: -4 Homer Simpsons
Nomination: ~ NEZLR Dancingmilk.gif Th stupid.gifMewhenreadingstupidstuff.gif Seizure.gif Donuts.gif 10:56, 17 July 2008 (UTC)
For Votes: 1
  1. Symbol for vote.svg self nom and for ~ NEZLR Dancingmilk.gif Th stupid.gifMewhenreadingstupidstuff.gif Seizure.gif Donuts.gif 10:56, 17 July 2008 (UTC)
Against Votes: 5
  1. Symbol declined.svg Against. - Epilepsy--Sycamore (Talk) 12:07, 17 July 2008 (UTC)
  2. The pitch and yaw are way off. Try throttling the ailerons to the left a bit. -- The Zombiebaron 14:29, 17 July 2008 (UTC)
  3. Not enough sprinkles. I really like sprinkles....like...I reeeeeaaaally. Like. Sprinkles... -RAHB 16:17, 17 July 2008 (UTC)
  4. Not a cinnamon roll. You son of a bitch. Sig pic.PNG Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 22:46, 17 July 2008 (UTC)
  5. Against. --Aljolson.jpg Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER Aljolson.jpg 19:21, 18 July 2008 (UTC)
Comments

I bought a donut this afternoon, took a picture, and made this silly gif. there was nothing on here so i decided to make a gif and nominate this.

  1. rm; -4 -- The Zombiebaron 22:58, 18 July 2008 (UTC)