User:HotWingConspiracy

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ITS MY USER PAGE BEOTCH![edit | edit source]

If you have a problem with my user page you can talk to this guy

This is the user page of HotWingConspiracy the awesomest fucking user in the history of all of uncyclopedia!


About me[edit | edit source]

I live right across the river from St.louis Missouri (yes there is such thing as Missouri) area and my name is Eric. This is all im saying because I don't wan't Them to know to much.

My progect[edit | edit source]

I have set up my own uncyclopedia progect to raise awareness for The touch eachother song which is a song about people touching each other in bad places. If my progect is successful (most likely not) the touch each other song could become a hit and i would make tons and tons of Bling Bling of course i have no idea how the hell i would ever get a copyright for a song to make money. It would also be pretty hard because i don't own a car and the only legal office I know is pretty far downtown also.

Heres a poster that is used to raise awareness of the touch each other song.

Why should i care about any of this that your saying?[edit | edit source]

Really its best that you don't because theres almost no point in reading any of this and the fact that you're even reading so much of this makes me wonder if you're one of Them trying to get personal information about me. Of course every one knows that Myspace or Facebook is obviously a much better place to go to find kids.

THEM!


My stupid little pictures[edit | edit source]

Below i've placed all of the retarded images that take up all of the save space on my computer.

Something that we all wanted to see.
How does communism have anything to do with internet downloading? Who cares if its funny then it will pass.
A perfect image that can be used to vandalize some of the "caution do not step here" signs.
I love photoshop!
Teach your kids to fuck early and there sure to become pros at it!
Why are those kids smiling so much?
It sure is my anti-drug
Look at the image for a while and you'll see.
"Da Flame" is actually the real name of the person in this picture.
Emos have disproved creationism.