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BismarckRocks (history, logs)

Featured picture candidate

Otto von Bismarck with a guitar, obviously.

Image credit: Under user
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Vote	Score: -1
Nomination:	Mimo&maxus
For Votes: 6	Nom&For I hope I'm doing it right. --~ 15:02, January 30, 2011 (UTC) 4 Sir Ptok-Bentoniczny^{Pisz tutaj} • KUN 16:27, January 30, 2011 (UTC) This is a good job. I see nothing wrong with the hand, it blends well, and its a helarious take on pompous posing. The tiniest thing wrong would have made the guitar look either perfectly normal or really stupid. Here its really funny! --Shabidoo 15:56, February 1, 2011 (UTC) For Gen. Fudgem0bile Set nuns on fire. Go straight to heaven. 03:37, February 3, 2011 (UTC) For Probble 18:40, February 7, 2011 (UTC) For I like it. --Sir Oliphaunte (განხილვა) 20:49, April 7, 2011 (UTC)
Against Votes: 7	against It's been a while since I visted VFP but none of the pics in here make me laugh. Is there some pun about Otto Von Bismark relative to guitars? If this were a jelly doughnut (i.e. bismark) maybe I'd squeek at it. Nice potatoe chopping but Worth1000.com is a better place for that. --AmericanBastard 06:14, March 25, 2011 (UTC) Now, I know that's how they were in the original, but there wasn't any focus there in the original, so it really didn't matter. Now there is and I just find myself staring. I mean, seriously... what's with his hands?! 1 2 3 4 ~ 16:38, 30 January 2011 Against. I agree with Lyrithya, the hands look wrong. Also his right hand should be closer to the guitar hole. -- The Zombiebaron 20:53, January 31, 2011 (UTC) Against. per above. --Mn-z 22:25, February 2, 2011 (UTC) Surprise self-against. Naw, not really. Another one that only works in the context of the article, I think. As to the comments about the hands - they bother me too, but: 1. I was only knocking this up quickly. 2. I'm far too lazy and not talented enough to fix it properly. Shame, as I'd really like another featured image, but I don't see this being it. Thanks for the nom though M&M. --UU - natter 15:15, Feb 8 Against. per the hands. --^Dame 12:35, March 2, 2011 (UTC) Against Go down to the old folk's home, have one of the old fucks dress up in their war attire, give him a guitar, and take a picture of that. It'd be the same idea but way funnier. The hands would still look like shit, though. Namely because old people play with their own shit, but they don't eat it. Well, unless it smells like tapioca... Regardless, you should all eat your shit. Just saying. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 15:44, March 26, 2011 (UTC) Shucks, you say the nicest things... --UU - natter 21:14, Mar 26
Comments	Comment If they moved the hands this picture would look worse, maybe a bigger guitar? Gen. Fudgem0bile Set nuns on fire. Go straight to heaven. 03:37, February 3, 2011 (UTC) If you look at the original (to which I lost the link, but just... er, google 'Bismarck' or something), the hands were moved, though. 1 2 3 4 ~ 03:48, 3 February 2011 Why did the creator move the hands? O.o Gen. Fudgem0bile Set nuns on fire. Go straight to heaven. 04:00, February 3, 2011 (UTC) Ahh, saw the original image, maybe if they shortened sections of the forearm/arm? Gen. Fudgem0bile Set nuns on fire. Go straight to heaven. 04:00, February 3, 2011 (UTC) Perhaps the little bit near the cuffs? Gen. Fudgem0bile Set nuns on fire. Go straight to heaven. 04:00, February 3, 2011 (UTC) Comment. The hand to the left (which is anatomically the right hand) looks weird. What's that thing surrounding it? —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 04:06, 3 February 2011 Probably a large dose of the "blur" tool in Fireworks, my image editor of choice, because I was too lazy to do a really good job. Blur is my friend. Try to find one of my images it's not used in... --UU - natter 15:15, Feb 8 For my IST project, just messing around, I got this picture and made him black, first time using photoshop. Gen. Fudgem0bile Set nuns on fire. Go straight to heaven. 11:11, March 2, 2011 (UTC) rm; over 2 months on VFP -- The Zombiebaron 02:11, April 8, 2011 (UTC)

BIBLE! (history, logs)

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GOD Creates a whole bunch of shit!

Image credit: RabbiTechno
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Vote	Score: 1 person(s) enjoying Christian gossips
Nomination:	Zig 09:18, February 9, 2011 (UTC)
For Votes: 8	Nom+for I can't believe this hasn't been nominated yet. – Preceding unsigned comment added by Zig (talk • contribs) For :) --Shabidoo 08:34, February 11, 2011 (UTC) For. --Black Flamingo 11:14, February 11, 2011 (UTC) Zombiebaron! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 11:17, 11 February 2011 It's fine Sir Ptok-Bentoniczny^{Pisz tutaj} • KUN 00:16, February 13, 2011 (UTC) For. The naysayers are possessed with devil. A masterwork. Aleister 3:55 13-2-'11 For. Hilarious 20:43, March 24, 2011 (UTC) For Good stuff --JediQuestMaster 21:53, April 4, 2011 (UTC)
Against Votes: 7	Zombiebaron; The picture of God looks streched, and the overall abundance of text makes the image look unappealing to me. -- The Zombiebaron 05:40, February 12, 2011 (UTC) Zombiebaron Also, the images seem to clash with each other. --Mn-z 13:29, February 12, 2011 (UTC) Low-quality fonts as well as images make for a less than satisfactory whole. 1 2 3 4 ~ 03:37, 13 February 2011 I can believe. --Roman Dog Bird 03:38, February 13, 2011 (UTC) Against. Excellent in the article but not for VFP. --^Dame 13:29, February 24, 2011 (UTC) The Babylonians created all this shit years ago --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 15:46, February 24, 2011 (UTC) Against I coulda sworn I've voted against this before... MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 21:58, March 12, 2011 (UTC)
Comments	rm; +1 after 2 months -- The Zombiebaron 17:06, April 21, 2011 (UTC)

Rude carrot.jpg (history, logs)

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What a rude carrot!

Image credit: Beavnation
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Vote	Score: -3 Retarded carrot
Nomination:	Frosty dah snowguy contribs GUN PLEB 23:21, April 30, 2011 (UTC)
For Votes: 1	Nom + for - This is great -- Frosty dah snowguy contribs GUN PLEB 23:21, April 30, 2011 (UTC)
Against Votes: 4	Against -- The Zombiebaron 23:31, April 30, 2011 (UTC) Against. Did you seriously think this was original? – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 23:33 Apr 30, 2011 Even if it was original, this sort of thing is a rather common theme in general, of which this particular instance isn't an overly special example. 1 2 3 4 ~ 23:36, 30 April 2011 Hadouken --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!)} 14:01, May 1, 2011 (UTC)
Comments	rm; -3, unoriginal -- The Zombiebaron 19:08, May 2, 2011 (UTC)

Waterfall.jpg (history, logs)

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Idiotic Wikipedians like Jimbo Wales should go here to die. If they DID, then they would drown, which would be good for us.

Image credit: Uamhair
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Vote	Score: -3
Nomination:	Raichu-140 22:56, May 4, 2011 (UTC)
For Votes: 0	No for votes
Against Votes: 3	Nah (talk) 23:02, 4 May 2011 - UBER NO Not photoshopped. --(talk) 23:15, 4 May 2011 wtf – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 23:20 May 04, 2011
Comments	I don't think they'll do it though Is this even photoshopped? Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 23:13, May 4, 2011 (UTC) Removing this sucker; -3, thing says it was stolen, so not original, etc. 1 2 3 4 ~ 23:58, 4 May 2011

Rick Bird.png (history, logs)

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We're no strangers to love.

Image credit: Zana Dark, and Iwillkillyou333
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Vote	Score: -3
Nomination:	Zana Dark
For Votes: 1	For. This will probably fail, but you know the rules. ~Formerly Annoying Crap 17:48, 5 May 2011
Against Votes: 4	Never gonna give you up. -- The Zombiebaron 19:44, May 5, 2011 (UTC) Okay, what? 1 2 3 4 ~ 19:49, 5 May 2011 I'm mostly voting against because the head's on backwards, mind. Beyond that I have absolutely no idea what this even is. 1 2 3 4 ~ 19:50, 5 May 2011 I know the rules too, Zany. You have to read HowTo:Get Your Image Featured before self-nomming. I'll need a photo of you reading it with today's newspaper in the picture. --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!)} 01:40, May 6, 2011 (UTC) Against. not pregnancy related. --Mn-z 04:34, May 6, 2011 (UTC)
Comments	This website is a huge joke. I'm thinking of taking my contributions elsewhere. ~Formerly Annoying Crap 01:41, 6 May 2011 rm; -3 -- The Zombiebaron 06:46, May 6, 2011 (UTC)

Sleeping Cat.png (history, logs)

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Uncyclopedia's new anti-spam system.

Image credit: Cat the Colourful and Lyrithya
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Vote	Score: -1 Tired cats
Nomination:	Cat the Colourful 07:21, March 8, 2011 (UTC)
For Votes: 7	For. Lyrithya did a great job. Cat the Colourful Cat the Colourful 07:21, March 8, 2011 (UTC) For. That is the way of writing most of the articles. — Praetorian the Glorious Strategist. 14:37, March 8, 2011 (UTC) Most. Hilarious. Thing. Ever! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 22:19, 8 March 2011 I like cats. 1 2 3 4 ~ 22:42, 8 March 2011 This actually is related to fearing Zombiebaron. You just aren't looking hard enough. -- TKFU U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U UU U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U CK 08:37, March 9, 2011 (UTC) I didn't vote for this yet? It's very cute, and a cat, sleeping on the computer with an uncy page on the screen. It has everything! What's not to feature? Aleister 21:14 26-3-'11 For. I'd hit it. --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!)} 03:08, April 28, 2011 (UTC)
Against Votes: 8	Against This is literally just a picture of a sleeping cat. I see that all the time in my life and have never found it funny. -- The Zombiebaron 22:17, March 8, 2011 (UTC) Against per zombiebaron. (talk) 22:20, March 8, 2011 (UTC) Against and this isn't related to fearing Zombiebaron - The admirable Lord Frosty the Snowman 08:14, March 9, 2011 (UTC) Against. per just being an image of a sleeping cat. --Mn-z 22:14, March 10, 2011 (UTC) Cats are for huffing, not for taking pictures of and then uploading it to VFP; to the delight of everyone. - LOL vandalz The cat isn't even sleeping in a funny place. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 07:41, March 13, 2011 (UTC) I like it, but don't personally see it as a feature. --Black Flamingo 14:50, March 13, 2011 (UTC) I have no idea what this is. ~Formerly Annoying Crap 20:51, 5 May 2011
Comments	"That is the way of writing most of the articles." I wonder if the cats originally maed the AAAAAAA!-article. : ) Cat the Colourful (Feed Me!!!)Leave me alone... Where's the head on that thing? King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court) 05:04, March 31, 2011 (UTC) Have you never seen a cat before? They can have as many as no heads. Or five. Or hairballs. Or... 1 2 3 4 ~ 05:34, 31 March 2011 Alas, it's failed after... about two months. -1. Yeah. Damn. 1 2 3 4 ~ 04:55, 7 May 2011

Ornette Coleman - The Shape of Jazz to Come. (history, logs)

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Though a typical Avant Garde Jazz album, the cover art of The Shape of Jazz to Come effectively demonstrates why the music is as eclectic as it is.

Image credit: Maniac1075
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Vote	Score: -4
Nomination:	107.5.33.113 23:34, May 10, 2011 (UTC)
For Votes: 0	No for votes
Against Votes: 4	Against -- The Zombiebaron 08:11, May 11, 2011 (UTC) Against. is this is reference to something, or have something to do with with, like anything whatsoever? --Mn-z 23:44, May 11, 2011 (UTC) I don't get it. 1 2 3 4 ~ 23:56, 11 May 2011 shouldn't that be "The Shape of TAZ to Come"? what's wrong with you people --Roman Dog Bird 00:04, May 12, 2011 (UTC)
Comments	Eh -4 that's a fail. 1 2 3 4 ~ 00:07, 12 May 2011

Votewhore01.png (history, logs)

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I whored this image

Image credit: User:Mhaille
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Vote	Score: -4 Person that just don't get it
Nomination:
For Votes: 1	For.says it all --K evilLips MUN,CM,NS,3of7 17:29, May 14, 2011 (UTC)
Against Votes: 5	Zombiebaron --Mn-z 23:28, May 14, 2011 (UTC) Zombiebaron -- The Zombiebaron 21:38, May 15, 2011 (UTC) Zombiebaron. --^Dame 20:28, May 16, 2011 (UTC) Spang. --pillow talk 21:05, May 16, 2011 (UTC) Hyperbole. 1 2 3 4 ~ 21:10, 16 May 2011
Comments	Should have whored it properly. (failed; -4) 1 2 3 4 ~ 21:11, 16 May 2011

Zombiebaron (history, logs)

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Vote	Score: 1.5 zombiebaron
Nomination:	~
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undeadtitleofnobility --nach lader 11:08, March 26, 2011 (UTC) zombiebandwagon Aleister 11:14 26-3 I WILL EAT YOUR BRAINZ!! --96.249.253.161 21:16, March 27, 2011 (UTC) Zombiebaron. How it comes I'm not the one who made the picture!? ehhh... Sir Ptok-Bentoniczny^{Pisz tutaj} • KUN 22:39, March 28, 2011 (UTC) Zombiebaron much? —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 03:37, 4 April 2011 norabeibmoZ Gen. Fudgem0bile Set nuns on fire. Go straight to heaven. 03:48, April 4, 2011 (UTC) Damiinhō 12:43, April 9, 2011 (UTC) YE! For. This is a much deeper image than anyone here thinks. The dark hues of text and the light (but still very dark) hues of text blend together to show how the image creator is conflicted about his inner feelings. And the white background shows the emptiness the image creator feels after they're done editing the image. The name "Zombiebaron" is of course referring to the Uncyclopedia user and admin Zombiebaron. From here we're obviously supposed to realize the very first Uncyclopedia user and admin was Chronarion, the creator of Uncyclopedia. The creator is also another name for God. Therefore, Zombiebaron must be a metaphor for God. You see? Very deep. -- 16:28, May 4, 2011 (UTC) Cool...--Raichu-140 22:59, May 4, 2011 (UTC)
Against Votes: 13	Zombiebaron MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 04:07, March 26, 2011 (UTC) Zombiebaron (talk) 05:48, March 26, 2011 (UTC) Needs retouching. I mean, uh, Zombiewhatever. --Black Flamingo 22:15, March 26, 2011 (UTC) Famine. --UU - natter 19:21, Mar 27 Against. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 20:55, March 27, 2011 (UTC) Text-based. Because Zombiebaron won't. --Algorithm 08:29, March 28, 2011 (UTC) Uh.... To quote the immortal Butthead, "Words." King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court) 05:10, March 31, 2011 (UTC) lol --Roman Dog Bird 00:57, April 2, 2011 (UTC) poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop --Roman Dog Bird 00:57, April 2, 2011 (UTC) Against. it's just an image with the name of an admin printed on it in plain, black text on a white default image.--Repku 23:14, April 10, 2011 (UTC) I don't think so. I don't think so. I don't think so. I don't think so. I don't think so. I don't think so. I don't think so. I don't think so. I don't think so. I don't think so. I don't think so. I don't think so. I don't think so. I don't think so. I don't think so. I don't think so. I don't think so. I don't think so. I don't think so. I don't think so. I don't think so. I don't think so. I don't think so. I don't think so. I don't think so. I don't think so. I don't think so. I don't think so. I don't think so. I don't think so. I don't think so. I don't think so. I don't think so. I don't think so. I don't think so. I don't think so. I don't think so. I don't think so. I don't think so. I don't think so. I don't think so. I don't think so. I don't think so. I don't think so. I don't think so. I don't think so. I don't think so. I don't think so. I don't think so. I don't think so. I don't think so. I don't think so. I don't think so. I don't think so. I don't think so. I don't think so. I don't think so. I don't think so. I don't think so. I don't think so. I don't think so. I don't think so. I don't think so. I don't think so. I don't think so. I don't think so. I don't think so. I don't think so. I don't think so. I don't think so. I don't think so. I don't think so. I don't think so. I don't think so. I don't think so. I don't think so. I don't think so. I don't think so. I don't think so. I don't think so. I don't think so. I don't think so. I don't think so. I don't think so. I don't think so. I don't think so. I don't think so. I don't think so. I don't think so. I don't think so. I don't think so. I don't think so. I don't think so. I don't think so. I don't think so. I don't think so. I don't think so. I don't think so. I don't think so. I don't think so. I don't think so. I don't think so. I don't think so. I don't think so. I don't think so. I don't think so. I don't think so. I don't think so. I don't think so. I don't think so. I don't think so. I don't think so. I don't think so. I don't think so. I don't think so. I don't think so. I don't think so. I don't think so. I don't think so. I don't think so. I don't think so. I don't think so. I don't think so. I don't think so. I don't think so. I don't think so. I don't think so. I don't think so. --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 10:18, April 8, 2011 (UTC) Modusoperandi --Mn-z 23:30, April 18, 2011 (UTC) You make me sad. Quit kissing ass and learn who Rick Astley is. ~Formerly Annoying Crap 20:50, 5 May 2011 Apparently Zombiebaron is the new BENSON. pillow talk 21:12, May 16, 2011 (UTC)
Comments	Zombiebaron. needs moar Zombiebaron. - LOL vandalz 20:30, April 8, 2011 (UTC) Been here over a month, +1.5... time to take this thing down before it gets any spammier, I guess. 1 2 3 4 ~ 21:38, 16 May 2011

Zbcj.png (history, logs)

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ChiefjusticeDS and Zombiebaron: Two bad mo' fos

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Vote	Score: -2 IPs who were banned
Nomination:
For Votes: 9	Nom+For I have no jurisdiction, though I want one. -HumoristE AEgalitarian Aspie For Several years later that green pepper and I got married. ChiefjusticeDS was a brides maid. -- The Zombiebaron 03:53, April 1, 2011 (UTC) i like the pepper --Roman Dog Bird 20:03, April 2, 2011 (UTC) For. I like Gimp's pepper. -- Lollipop - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! 00:44, April 7, 2011 (UTC) For. Pepper. Aleister 00:55 7-4-'11 Pepper and Zombiebaron looks lovely... - Frosty dah snowguy contribs GUN PLEB 07:51, April 14, 2011 (UTC) Ah the smile of Chief... Ah... Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz 07:30, 20 April, 2011 (UTC) For. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 19:53, 2 May 2011 For. -- 16:10, May 4, 2011 (UTC)
Against Votes: 11	Against. Despite being an admin and an asshole, I never get any vanity images or articles made. I will never forgive the active userbase for this. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 22:55 Mar 28, 2011 Against. I'm with him. (talk) 22:56, March 28, 2011 (UTC) Hmph. 1 2 3 4 ~ 22:59, 28 March 2011 Against Too much Chiefjustice. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 20:01, April 2, 2011 (UTC) Against. The character on the right's face is messed up. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 10:11, April 3, 2011 (UTC) Against. Needs more Braydie. --UU - natter 12:35, Apr 5 Zombiebaron --Mn-z 23:35, April 18, 2011 (UTC) ~Formerly Annoying Crap 20:48, 5 May 2011 As per Zana. TALK FRESH MEAT ♥ talk to me 22:09 8 May 2011 Yep. pillow talk 21:10, May 16, 2011 (UTC) Against Mr N 22:18, May 17
Comments	I'm not sure, but I think the art's just a little too sophisticated for Uncyclopedia. King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court) 05:13, March 31, 2011 (UTC) Removing; been almost two months and it's at -2. 1 2 3 4 ~ 08:24, 22 May 2011

File:Adam West straitjacket.png (history, logs)

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"Wow that's a giant penis you've got there, sport!" - Adam West

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Vote	Score: -3
Nomination:	MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 04:53, May 16, 2011 (UTC)
For Votes: 3	This image has been nominated and I was the first person to vote for, and for some reason, I felt like the first part of my statement needs to be bolded. Inb4 head-is-too-big/the-sunglasses-are-crooked. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 04:53, May 16, 2011 (UTC) For. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 23:43, 16 May 2011 For. Mr N 22:15, May 17
Against Votes: 6	Against. Not a whole lot of subtlety to this concept. Can't say I laughed. pillow talk 21:04, May 16, 2011 (UTC) Modusoperandi --Mn-z 21:13, May 16, 2011 (UTC) I might be inclined to change my mind if it gets a better caption, though. 1 2 3 4 ~ 01:31, 17 May 2011 i on the otherhand like the caption. --Roman Dog Bird 01:33, May 17, 2011 (UTC) Against -- The Zombiebaron 18:07, May 18, 2011 (UTC) Against --^Dame 17:18, May 23, 2011 (UTC)
Comments	-3; failed. 1 2 3 4 ~ 17:47, 23 May 2011

Death of Jimbo (history, logs)

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This is what happens when you mess with Sophia.

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Vote	Score: -1.5 asploding admins
Nomination:	Zana Dark
For Votes: 7.5	Typhlosion-123 21:07, May 8, 2011 (UTC) For. Feel the wrath of Sophia! TALK FRESH MEAT ♥ talk to me 22:06 8 May 2011 For. It is so funny!--174.57.209.80 00:25, May 9, 2011 (UTC) Zombiebaron. ~Formerly Annoying Crap 02:34, 9 May 2011 put this in the smithsonian or whatever --Roman Dog Bird 19:58, May 9, 2011 (UTC) Wonderfully abstract. -- TKFU U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U UU U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U CK 23:42, May 11, 2011 (UTC) For. Per above. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 23:44, 16 May 2011 I've seen people not act like complete dicks. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 23:46, May 16, 2011 (UTC)
Against Votes: 9	The art... it... it's too much. 1 2 3 4 ~ 21:15, 8 May 2011 Against -- The Zombiebaron 02:42, May 9, 2011 (UTC) Against. If anything it's too awesome. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 04:06, May 9, 2011 (UTC) Modusoperandi --Mn-z 23:40, May 11, 2011 (UTC) Seriously no. --^Dame 19:07, May 13, 2011 (UTC) I've seen funnier pictures of herpes sores. pillow talk 21:07, May 16, 2011 (UTC) Against Mr N 22:16, May 17 Against. What? --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 12:33, May 30, 2011 (UTC) How is this still on VFP after a month? – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 01:16 Jun 01, 2011
Comments	Good point. Over a month, -1.5; failed. 1 2 3 4 ~ 05:08, 1 June 2011

Kingfisherhunt.png (history, logs)

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An artist's representation of a kingfisher and its prey.

Image credit: Sonje
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Vote	Score: 1
Nomination:	Black flamingo
For Votes: 7	Nomination and fornication. --Black Flamingo 14:46, April 9, 2011 (UTC) Finally an original and funny image regardless of imaginary quality issues. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 19:20, April 25, 2011 (UTC) For. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 21:44, 26 April 2011 For. I've been lax voting here, and just saw this. Perfect for use on Britainy Spear, which means I must write a lot more. This shall be done. Great pic. Aleister 20:42 8-5-'11 Funny and simple. All a featured image should aspire to be. -- TKFU U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U UU U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U CK 00:45, May 10, 2011 (UTC) For. Lyrithya is right, it is majorly flawed but it was fun to work on and I still like it. --^Dame 19:06, May 13, 2011 (UTC) Do you have a layered copy? We might be able to fix it up a bit. 1 2 3 4 ~ 19:03, 15 May 2011 For. It made me snort. I do not particularly care about qaulity. pillow talk 21:08, May 16, 2011 (UTC)
Against Votes: 6	I hate to be the constant downer, but the colours just don't match up - the darks on the guy are lighter than the darks on the landscape, and the edges of the bird's wings are outlined in too light for the background, as well, such that it just looks pasted. Also, zooming in, there's too much blur - if the textures matched, it wouldn't matter, but it's just blur. 1 2 3 4 ~ 15:44, 9 April 2011 Against -- The Zombiebaron 17:05, April 21, 2011 (UTC) Weak Against Per Lyrithya. --Mn-z 05:06, April 27, 2011 (UTC) Against It doesn't move me. --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!)} 03:09, April 28, 2011 (UTC) Against I don't get it without the article. TALK FRESH MEAT ♥ talk to me 22:07 8 May 2011 Against Eh? Mr N 22:17, May 17
Comments	funny Failed; nearly two months, +1 1 2 3 4 ~ 05:10, 1 June 2011

The situation room (history, logs)

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The situation, seen here, situating with his situation in the situation room.

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Vote	Score: -3 SITUATIONS!
Nomination:	17:10, June 8, 2011 (UTC)
For Votes: 1	For. I made this image a little while back, and put it on the reefer desk. I made a whole bunch of changes, but no one will say any thing else, so I figured I'd just nom it. Anyway, hope you like it! -- 17:10, June 8, 2011 (UTC)
Against Votes: 4	Still don't find it funny. -- The Zombiebaron 19:49, June 8, 2011 (UTC) Against. what? --Mn-z 00:57, June 10, 2011 (UTC) Would probably suit an article well, but doesn't stand that well on its own, I'm afraid. 1 2 3 4 ~ 01:04, 10 June 2011 Against. --Elassint 15:05, June 10, 2011 (UTC)
Comments	rm; -3 -- The Zombiebaron 19:31, June 10, 2011 (UTC)

Wow. (history, logs)

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Isn't it just beautiful ;)

Image credit: Boris Johnson
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Vote	Score: -2
Nomination:	Jimmy McAdamspear 19:13, June 24, 2011 (UTC)
For Votes: 0	No for votes
Against Votes: 2	No. (talk) 19:16, 24 June 2011 --Roman Dog Bird 19:19, June 24, 2011 (UTC)
Comments	Meow? 1 2 3 4 ~ 19:22, 24 June 2011

A newt wizard did it (history, logs)

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WOW! IT'S FUCKING RETARDED OR SOMETHING!!

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Vote	Score: -3 Uterine parasites
Nomination:	Mn-z 02:34, June 12, 2011 (UTC)
For Votes: 2	self nom +4hore The lizard is standing on its hind legs inside a woman's womb while wielding a wizard's wand. The woman apparantly is just standing there. What's not to like? --Mn-z 02:34, June 12, 2011 (UTC) i can't argue with that --Roman Dog Bird 03:05, June 12, 2011 (UTC)
Against Votes: 5	I can argue with that. 1 2 3 4 ~ 03:20, 12 June 2011 Me too -- Frosty dah snowguy contribs GUN PLEB 03:50, June 12, 2011 (UTC) Against -- The Zombiebaron 16:43, June 12, 2011 (UTC) AustinRules Not funny enough Against Mattsnow 21:39, June 24, 2011 (UTC)
Comments	Failed; -3 1 2 3 4 ~ 15:36, 25 June 2011

File:Freak-out-gif.gif (history, logs)

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HOLY SHIT!!!!

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Vote	Score: 1 freaked out dudes
Nomination:	Frosty dah snowguy contribs GUN PLEB 07:52, June 25, 2011 (UTC)
For Votes: 1	Nom and For This is gold -- Frosty dah snowguy contribs GUN PLEB 07:52, June 25, 2011 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0	No against votes
Comments	Unoriginal; removing. 1 2 3 4 ~ 16:15, 25 June 2011

DontKissTheCook.jpg (history, logs)

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This guy is cooking something really healthy.

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Vote	Score: -3 cook kissers
Nomination:	Mattsnow 21:18, June 24, 2011 (UTC)
For Votes: 1	Just awesome potatochopping, Meep exceeded my expectations here! Just see here to view the original. Mattsnow 21:18, June 24, 2011 (UTC)
Against Votes: 4	Eh, works for the article, but I know the guy can do better. Floating ham's a nice touch, though. 1 2 3 4 ~ 07:11, 25 June 2011 Per above. -- Frosty dah snowguy contribs GUN PLEB 07:12, June 25, 2011 (UTC) Against -- The Zombiebaron 02:14, June 26, 2011 (UTC) Looks too much like a cut and paste job.HauntedUndies. 12:56, July 3, 2011 (UTC)
Comments	Failed; -3. 1 2 3 4 ~ 13:36, 3 July 2011

Preggobear Hunting (history, logs)

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Preggobear is a close relative of pedobear. However, while pedobear preys on children, preggobear preys on fetuses.

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Vote	Score: -4 Bears that are gay for unborn babies
Nomination:	Mn-z 20:53, July 6, 2011 (UTC)
For Votes: 1	pregnancybaron --Mn-z 20:53, July 6, 2011 (UTC)
Against Votes: 5	............... --Roman Dog Bird 06:35, July 7, 2011 (UTC) The pic should be funny by itself, without needing an explanation from the caption. HauntedUndies. 07:33, July 7, 2011 (UTC) Nope -- The Zombiebaron 07:39, July 7, 2011 (UTC) Per thems guys -- TKFU U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U UU U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U CK 11:59, July 8, 2011 (UTC) Yeaaaaah... No. -- 15:51, July 8, 2011 (UTC)
Comments	rm; -4 -- The Zombiebaron 16:28, July 8, 2011 (UTC)

The True Last Supper (history, logs)

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What Jesus and His Disciples were really doing that day before He went to die for your sins.

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Vote	Score: -3
Nomination:	—Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 16:16, 30 June 2011
For Votes: 3	For. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 16:16, 30 June 2011 For. Whores aren't what they used to be... sigh Mattsnow 16:18, June 30, 2011 (UTC) I'm not trying to be all egotistal or anything, but this one's better. 1 2 3 4 ~ 16:37, 30 June 2011
Against Votes: 6	Against. Hey, remember this? Yeah. -- The Zombiebaron 16:28, June 30, 2011 (UTC) Yeah, that. This is no that. -- TKFU U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U UU U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U CK 02:50, July 2, 2011 (UTC) Reluctant against. The 'chopping probably is better, but the old one makes more sense; this doesn't really explain itself. The girl is hotter though... maybe I should abstain. --Black Flamingo 03:04, July 2, 2011 (UTC) Original and....oh wait... -- Sir Mhaille (talk to me) I like the other one better. What the hell is up with the shadowing on this one? -- 16:04, July 8, 2011 (UTC) Against. Despite quality issues, I too prefer the old one. --^Dame 17:35, July 12, 2011 (UTC)
Comments	rm; -3 -- The Zombiebaron 17:39, July 12, 2011 (UTC)

Obama chuckey.jpg (history, logs)

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Obama's New Campaign Line for 2012 Elections

Image credit: Magic man (Lucyfer & his friend, Wlado!'s idea)
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Vote	Score: -4
Nomination:	Lucyfer & his friend, Wlado! 15:08, July 12, 2011 (UTC)
For Votes: 0	No for votes
Against Votes: 4	Against -- The Zombiebaron 17:12, July 12, 2011 (UTC) Against --^Dame 17:28, July 12, 2011 (UTC) Against. Yeah, I'm gonna have to go against here and say that this just isn't feature quality. This isn't funny out of context, and to be completely fair, I don't really think I did such a great job chopping it. -- 22:32, July 12, 2011 (UTC) Against. Do I really need to explain? HauntedUndies. 08:21, July 15, 2011 (UTC)
Comments	I hate to say this, but I actually get the image credit, because I made it. Sorry. -- 15:26, July 12, 2011 (UTC) rm; -3 -- The Zombiebaron 08:29, July 15, 2011 (UTC)

Hardcoreprawn.jpg (history, logs)

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Yeah!!!

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Vote	Score: -3
Nomination:	Scofield & Dudes 14:10, July 12, 2011 (UTC)
For Votes: 1	HARDCORE FOR!!!! --Scofield & Dudes 14:10, July 12, 2011 (UTC)
Against Votes: 4	Zombiebaron -- The Zombiebaron 17:10, July 12, 2011 (UTC) Against --^Dame 17:28, July 12, 2011 (UTC) Against.. HauntedUndies. 08:23, July 15, 2011 (UTC) Against. I don't know what prawn is. Mattsnow 08:33, July 15, 2011 (UTC)
Comments	Comment. A shit image with a funny idea behind it. I suggest Zombiebaron or Sonje make a good version. --Black Flamingo 00:51, July 16, 2011 (UTC) rm; -3 -- The Zombiebaron 03:18, July 16, 2011 (UTC)

Chicken Lover (history, logs)

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HARDER!

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Vote	Score: -3 chicken lovers
Nomination:	. -- Soldat Teh PWNerator (pwnt!) 07:26, Jun 14
For Votes: 7	-- Soldat Teh PWNerator (pwnt!) 07:24, Jun 14 --Roman Dog Bird 01:11, June 15, 2011 (UTC) Yes -- Frosty dah snowguy contribs GUN PLEB 09:34, June 19, 2011 (UTC) Chicken love. -- TKFU U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U UU U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U CK 11:42, June 23, 2011 (UTC) Good god, yes. --Black Flamingo 21:04, June 25, 2011 (UTC) Yes, please! -- 16:16, July 8, 2011 (UTC) It's finger-lickin' good. - Not particularly sincere, Sir ColinA Y B CUNVFHWhoringMore Whoring at 03:36, Saturday 16 July 2011 -
Against Votes: 10	Meh. 1 2 3 4 ~ 01:49, 15 June 2011 Against -- The Zombiebaron 23:09, June 17, 2011 (UTC) Vigorously Pounding Against It's an undeniably eye-catching and hilarious image, but like its subject, it has several certain and several probable (were one to conduct a blood and STD panel) fundamental problems. 1.) It's well traveled. You'll find it on other sites. Now this doesn't mean it's unoriginal, but it does mean it's not an Uncyclopedia exclusive. And we wouldn't want TMZ to show us up again. ED's dead though, so this is not much of a problem. 2.) I'm pretty sure this has failed VFP already. I don't recall any rule against this, which reminds me -- that opens up quite a large fraction of my library for another pathetic attempt at feature! 3.) Only chicken. This is a dealbreaker. No watermelon in sight. No grape drank. Not even an attempt to substitute that last one for Orange Soda. If this terrible issue can be rectified, good sir, you have my For.. In fact, if it was truly the submitter who had to sift through what was probably countless frames of (potentially very rape heavy, at the very least disturbingly purple-fringed) porn to locate that perfect pounce, well, then he gets my For.. No decent man would begrudge him, then, his hard-won and certainly richly deserved honor. --KUN VFH POTM VFP(IMAGES⇔TALK) 06:49, June 24, 2011 (UTC) Against Not subtly funny. Mattsnow 21:28, June 24, 2011 (UTC) When I saw this picture I wet my frilly under garments, not straight away though, but when I woke up the next day my bed was saturated. The only reason I'm voting against is because it's a bit crude; in terms of quality and the fact i'll never eat chicken again.HauntedUndies. 13:08, July 3, 2011 (UTC) Very no. -- Sir Mhaille (talk to me) Against. It cannot br unseen. --^Dame 16:58, July 12, 2011 (UTC) Against. Not featured quality -- Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 21:58, July 17, 2011 (UTC) Bad quality, bad taste, just bad. --Funky Monk 03:13, July 21, 2011 (UTC) UGH! --Scofield & Dudes 09:05, July 23, 2011 (UTC)
Comments	rm; -3 -- The Zombiebaron 18:27, July 28, 2011 (UTC)

Crackedsky (history, logs)

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A skyquake?

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Vote	Score: -3
Nomination:	Bubbles Green 21:41, July 10, 2011 (UTC)
For Votes: 1	for. I don't know if it takes skills or not to do that since I am big zero on potatochopping, but this is a nice image that is creative. Mattsnow 08:36, July 15, 2011 (UTC)
Against Votes: 4	Against -- The Zombiebaron 15:45, July 11, 2011 (UTC) Against --^Dame 17:26, July 12, 2011 (UTC) Sorry this doesn't look that great to me. --Funky Monk 02:55, July 21, 2011 (UTC) Decent quality photoshop? Yes. Inherently funny? No. - Set it as your wallpaper or something. -- Prof. Olipro KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 09:43, August 1, 2011 (UTC)
Comments	rm; -3 -- The Zombiebaron 02:37, August 2, 2011 (UTC)

File:Virility.jpg (history, logs)

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Porsche Virility Show them all that you're the man!

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Vote	Score: -3 Phallic substitutes
Nomination:	Pup 06:14 28 Jul '11
For Votes: 1	Self-nom and for love the idea of sports cars being phallic substitutes. Pup 06:14 28 Jul '11
Against Votes: 4	Eh? I can see the joke coming, but it's actually pretty difficult to literally see the joke. Those are two bad things. -- TKFU U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U UU U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U CK 21:56, July 28, 2011 (UTC) Against I don't get it. -- The Zombiebaron 02:35, August 2, 2011 (UTC) PINGAS --Mn-z 22:10, August 2, 2011 (UTC) wait.........hold on........................ --Roman Dog Bird 07:00, August 5, 2011 (UTC)
Comments	rm; -3 -- The Zombiebaron 07:22, August 5, 2011 (UTC)

Superchan.png (history, logs)

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It's a troll, It's a perv, It's Superchan!

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Vote	Score: -3
Nomination:	Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 14:42, July 31, 2011 (UTC)
For Votes: 1	Self-nom and For. I think this looks pretty funny -- Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 14:42, July 31, 2011 (UTC)
Against Votes: 4	Eh -- TKFU U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U UU U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U CK 16:33, July 31, 2011 (UTC) Against. looks too ED-esque. --Mn-z 16:52, July 31, 2011 (UTC) No thanks. -- The Zombiebaron 02:36, August 2, 2011 (UTC) NO THANK YOU INDEED --Roman Dog Bird 06:59, August 5, 2011 (UTC)
Comments	rm; -3 -- The Zombiebaron 07:34, August 5, 2011 (UTC)

Corkscrew Attack! (history, logs)

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Left: An unwitting wine cork enjoys a picnic on the green, whence, produced out of nowhere, comes its most effective natural predator, the Common Field Corkscrew! (corkus removeus).

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Vote	Score: -3 protoscrew corkophages competing for sustenance in-vino
Nomination:	KUN VFH POTM VFP(IMAGES⇔TALK) 06:02, June 24, 2011 (UTC)
For Votes: 4	SN+F The purest proof of intelligent design. --KUN VFH POTM VFP(IMAGES⇔TALK) 06:02, June 24, 2011 (UTC) for Nice image clarity, I feel for the poor wine cork. Mattsnow 21:31, June 24, 2011 (UTC) Against my better judgment... -- 16:06, July 8, 2011 (UTC) Looks like a Peter Gabriel video. Its strange and wrongly proportioned and strangely fun. --Funky Monk 03:04, July 21, 2011 (UTC)
Against Votes: 7	This one doesn't quite work for me. A little unclear what was going on at first, and the payoff wasn't too good after I figured it out. -- TKFU U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U UU U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U CK 21:33, June 24, 2011 (UTC) Against -- The Zombiebaron 21:55, June 24, 2011 (UTC) Blunted scissors. 1 2 3 4 ~ 07:06, 25 June 2011 It's a great idea, but the bits n pieces dont really fit well together.HauntedUndies. 13:00, July 3, 2011 (UTC) It is a bit hard to see what's going on. Sowweee. --Black Flamingo 11:15, August 6, 2011 (UTC) Against. per above. --Mn-z 02:01, August 15, 2011 (UTC) Against – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 02:41 Aug 15, 2011
Comments	rm; -3 -- The Zombiebaron 10:10, August 15, 2011 (UTC)

FirefoxError (history, logs)

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A Grue ate ALL of your browsers

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Vote	Score: -4
Nomination:	Bubbles Green 18:48, August 23, 2011 (UTC)
For Votes: 1	sn+f Bubbles Green 18:48, August 23, 2011 (UTC)
Against Votes: 5	This is an against vote. There are many others like it, but this one is mine. -OptyC Sucks! CUN20:48, 23 Aug Against. needs more BUTT POOP!!!! Also, vore. --Mn-z 21:18, August 23, 2011 (UTC) Against. --Funky Monk 12:43, August 26, 2011 (UTC) Meh. Grues... —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 00:00, 27 August 2011 What's supposed to be funny? --Black Flamingo 16:22, August 27, 2011 (UTC)
Comments	Failed; -4. 1 2 3 4 ~ 16:28, 28 August 2011

BUTT POOP!!!! (history, logs)

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I eat apples with Mike Tyson.

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Vote	Score: -3
Nomination:	Mn-z 21:35, August 21, 2011 (UTC)
For Votes: 3	Fisher Price go eat shit fuckers --Mn-z 21:35, August 21, 2011 (UTC) BUTT POOP!!!! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 21:57, 21 August 2011 I eat apples with Mike Tyson. Inebriated 07:11, August 22, 2011 (UTC)
Against Votes: 6	Nope. Let it go already. Sorry Hype. -OptyC Sucks! CUN20:47, 23 Aug Against. --Funky Monk 12:45, August 26, 2011 (UTC) Against. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 23:50, August 26, 2011 (UTC) no ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 09:39, August 28, 2011 (UTC) Nah. Although I do enjoy looking at it. --Black Flamingo 21:12, August 28, 2011 (UTC) I get that it's an in-joke, but Against. -- Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 21:28, August 28, 2011 (UTC)
Comments	rm; -3 -- The Zombiebaron 11:28, August 29, 2011 (UTC)

The beautiful Gelatinous Cube (history, logs)

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Ever elusive, the gelatinous cube has finally been captured in photographs by the writers of National Geographic.

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Vote	Score: 0
Nomination:	1 2 3 4 ~ 17:15, 30 June 2011
For Votes: 6	This amuses me. 1 2 3 4 ~ 17:15, 30 June 2011 This amuses Lyrithya. --Black Flamingo 02:48, July 2, 2011 (UTC) (Insert vague comment here).HauntedUndies. 12:52, July 3, 2011 (UTC) This amuses someone. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 14:03, 3 July 2011 I amuse this. Wait... -- 15:57, July 8, 2011 (UTC) YES. ~ TheHappySpaceman • The Happy Spaceman • Dan the Hedgehog • DanTahHedgehog • YouTube • deviantART • TheHappySpaceman.com • info • discussion • contributions 08:14, July 27, 2011 (UTC)
Against Votes: 6	It's a semitransparent cube in the middle of a forest. Even if I were to be amused by that somehow, the text around it smacks of 2005cruft. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 16:25 Jul 08, 2011 Against. Would be funnier if it was a blancmange. -- The Zombiebaron 15:48, July 11, 2011 (UTC) This isn't very funny is it -- TKFU U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U UU U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U CK 11:59, July 12, 2011 (UTC) Against The amusement eludes me. --^Dame 17:33, July 12, 2011 (UTC) Against. per above. --Mn-z 01:38, August 6, 2011 (UTC) This amuses not me. — (talk) (contributions) 16:53, August 18, 2011 (UTC)
Comments	I still miss Splarka... The odd perspective of the cube is what makes me shy away from a For. But the magazine does look like a magazine, despite the fact this was done in 2005! ~ T. (talk) 14:32, July 18, 2011 (UTC) I think this looks pretty good but its not really that funny. --Funky Monk 02:59, July 21, 2011 (UTC) Been over two months and has a score of 0... that's failed. 1 2 3 4 ~ 03:09, 4 September 2011

Turkish Van (history, logs)

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The Turkish Van is a recognised cat breed known for its unusual love of roads and driving around the Turkish countryside.

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Vote	Score: -1 cat breeders
Nomination:	1 2 3 4 ~ 14:08, 3 July 2011
For Votes: 7	Even though this turned out not to be what the guy on UN:PIC wanted, I kind of like how it turned out. 1 2 3 4 ~ 14:08, 3 July 2011 For. Meow! -- Lollipop - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 05:03, 6 July 2011 What the hell, I like it. --Black Flamingo 21:12, July 10, 2011 (UTC) NICE. Mattsnow 08:38, July 15, 2011 (UTC) I have a friend who owns one of these cats so I laughed right away. Good job. --Funky Monk 02:58, July 21, 2011 (UTC) I'm a cat lover. Problem? ~ TheHappySpaceman • The Happy Spaceman • Dan the Hedgehog • DanTahHedgehog • YouTube • deviantART • TheHappySpaceman.com • info • discussion • contributions 08:14, July 27, 2011 (UTC) For. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 01:41, August 6, 2011 (UTC)
Against Votes: 8	Eh? -- TKFU U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U UU U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U CK 20:55, July 6, 2011 (UTC) Against... -- Sir Mhaille (talk to me) Good chop. But just not funny. Sorry. -- 15:54, July 8, 2011 (UTC) Against -- The Zombiebaron 15:46, July 11, 2011 (UTC) Against. Per Magic man. --^Dame 17:30, July 12, 2011 (UTC) Against. Per Zombiebaron. --Mimo &maxus 08:28, July 27, 2011 (UTC) zombiebaron --Mn-z 01:38, August 6, 2011 (UTC) nope. — (talk) (contributions) 16:52, August 18, 2011 (UTC)
Comments	Comment. I think - think - we might be getting into "really obscure pun" territory here. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 05:03 Jul 06, 2011 Hey! You're right! It is a pun! Lyrithya, what is it with these puns you supposedly hate? -- 21:22, July 10, 2011 (UTC) Over two months, score of -1... failed. 1 2 3 4 ~ 03:11, 4 September 2011

best picture ever (history, logs)

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FOR THE LOLZ

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Vote	Score: -3
Nomination:	~~Fcukman~~LOOS3R!!! 03:53, October 19, 2011 (UTC)
For Votes: 1	A--~~Fcukman~~LOOS3R!!! 03:53, October 19, 2011 (UTC)
Against Votes: 4	How bout No. This has no value whatsoever.--- TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 15:02, October 19, 2011 (UTC) I like chickens. There are no chickens. 1 2 3 4 ~ 15:07, 19 October 2011 Pimpin' ain't easy -- The Zombiebaron 15:46, October 19, 2011 (UTC) No. That is literally the example for how not to photoshop an image in a funny way. It's not ironic, it's just stupid. QuackOfaThousandSuns 02:11, October 21, 2011 (UTC)
Comments	rm; -3 -- The Zombiebaron 03:17, October 21, 2011 (UTC)

Usaa.png (history, logs)

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USAA+ USAA+ USAA+

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Vote	Score: -3
Nomination:	Pup 02:21 10 Aug '11
For Votes: 9	Self-nom/for Pup 02:21 10 Aug '11 For. Beautiful! :D Mattsnow 15:15, August 10, 2011 (UTC) Awesomesauce. Roflcopter. Lmao. I can haz T-Bonds? ⇒»Biz E.B. Ver (gabble) 04:14, August 12, 2011 (UTC) I guess... -- 04:30, August 12, 2011 (UTC) ~~YES. — (talk) (contributions) 16:48, August 18, 2011 (UTC)~~ For. trollface.jpg --The Dreadful Pun Master! 20:30, August 18, 2011 (UTC) For. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 03:02, 4 September 2011 Ha ha. The inflation can be represented by a larger battery. I'm surprised this didn't get put up when the downgrade happened... --Ga mma287 ☭Tetяis? 17:10, September 13, 2011 (UTC) COOL --ShabiDOO 08:44, September 17, 2011 (UTC) Nice one. vote for this! Sir Ptok-Bentoniczny^{Pisz tutaj} • KUN 14:25, September 27, 2011 (UTC)
Against Votes: 12	Zombiebaron -- The Zombiebaron 10:09, August 15, 2011 (UTC) Meh, doesn't really do it for me. ~ 01:50, 08/20/2011 Not really. Concept: okay; execution: not so good. ~ Funky Monk 03:06, August 20, 2011 (UTC) Against. not BUTT POOP!!!! --Mn-z 22:47, August 24, 2011 (UTC) Meh. -OptyC Sucks! CUN07:47, 3 Sep Could someone please just tell me what the concept is? 1 2 3 4 ~ 02:04, 4 September 2011 "USAA+ USAA+ USAA+" sums it up pretty well. You know, a combination of a baterry and "USA! USA! USA!" —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 02:11, 4 September 2011 Sorry, but... what? 1 2 3 4 ~ 02:20, 4 September 2011 Nah, it's because the USA's credit rating went from AAA to AA+, which means they are in the doldrums as I think it is the first time that occured. That is why this pic is funny, if you didn't get that concept, I understand it's not. Puppy is too smart fot y'all! Mattsnow 02:59, September 4, 2011 (UTC) That... would actually make it funny. votes —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 03:01, 4 September 2011 Also, all you folks will note that there is a space for three "A"s on the battery, but one is missing?!? I mean, honestly, people, how dumb do you have to be to vote "No"??! – Preceding unsigned comment added by Bizzeebeever (talk • contribs) Well, it's also not terribly good image quality. 1 2 3 4 ~ 03:55, 4 September 2011 I don't get it ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 11:14, September 10, 2011 (UTC) What some, all or none of they said. Sorry. --Black Flamingo 09:34, September 17, 2011 (UTC) No. — (talk) (contributions) 02:29, September 25, 2011 (UTC) Not funny, it's not funny is it. -- TKFU U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U UU U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U CK 23:27, October 2, 2011 (UTC) hagga blagga --Roman Dog Bird 05:18, October 5, 2011 (UTC) Eh. -- Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 21:24, October 8, 2011 (UTC)
Comments	The concept is genius! I guess their battery size just grew! XD Mattsnow 15:16, August 10, 2011 (UTC) rm; -3 -- The Zombiebaron 17:06, October 21, 2011 (UTC)

Moa Safety (history, logs)

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Bruce "Batman" Wayne demonstrates the proper way to hide from the dangerous moa.

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Vote	Score: -4
Nomination:	QuackOfaThousandSuns 02:09, October 21, 2011 (UTC)
For Votes: 1	Self-nom/For. QuackOfaThousandSuns 02:14, October 21, 2011 (UTC)
Against Votes: 5	Against Batman Arkham City + an emu = ???? -- The Zombiebaron 03:21, October 21, 2011 (UTC) No, no. It's a moa! You know, that one extinct type of bird. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 15:03, 21 October 2011 As much as I love moas, huh? I don't get it. 1 2 3 4 ~ 16:36, 21 October 2011 It's not even well made... -- 17:21, October 21, 2011 (UTC) I don't get it. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 21:35, October 21, 2011 (UTC) No. That is literally the example for how not to photoshop an image in a funny way. It's not ironic, it's just stupid. --RomanOfaThousandDogBirds 22:06, October 21, 2011 (UTC)
Comments	rm; -4 -- The Zombiebaron 14:49, October 22, 2011 (UTC)

120px-Patrick 2.jpg (history, logs)

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Excellent plan! Why didn't we just do that in the first place!

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Vote	Score: -4
Nomination:	UNmarine777 04:32, October 25, 2011 (UTC)
For Votes: 0	No for votes
Against Votes: 4	Against. -- PLEB SIR Lollipop (TALK) - updated on 25 October 2011, at 04:32 Nah -- TKFU U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U UU U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U CK 05:21, October 25, 2011 (UTC) hahahaha -- KittyKitty (t) (c) 05:37, October 25, 2011 (UTC) Against. I find it unnaturally funny, but there are so many other things wrong with it. -RA HB 05:39, October 25, 2011 (UTC)
Comments	rm; -4 -- The Zombiebaron 05:43, October 25, 2011 (UTC)

File:IWK333s mom.PNG (history, logs)

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Image credit: Socky, IWKY333 and Mimo
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Vote	Score: -2
Nomination:	—Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 19:21, 24 October 2011
For Votes: 1	If you honestly didn't laugh at this, vote against. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 19:21, 24 October 2011
Against Votes: 3	what -- TKFU U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U UU U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U CK 20:25, October 24, 2011 (UTC) Pay notice to the last two lines in particular. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 20:51, 24 October 2011 ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? -- KittyKitty (t) (c) 06:08, October 26, 2011 (UTC) ????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 17:18, 29 October 2011 Against. Per Frosty. -- Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 16:17, October 29, 2011 (UTC) Against. Unfunny. Especially if you're desperate enough to be hanging onto that cutting edge "your mom" material. - Hypster 17:30, October 29, 2011 (UTC)
Comments	Eh, this has run its course. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 18:13, 29 October 2011

Elmo Subliminal.gif (history, logs)

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left Insert image title here, without link

The popular children's television series, Sesame Street, has been known to place erotic subliminal messages in some of their episodes. Watch this informational moving .gif to learn more.

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Vote	Score: -3 Red muppets who like penis.
Nomination:
For Votes: 2	Self nom & for I realized that while I made this for Subliminal stimuli, this stands well on it's own. Let's see how it does! -- 05:31, November 6, 2011 (UTC) We need mre featured images >_< -- KittyKitty (t) (c) 06:00, November 6, 2011 (UTC)
Against Votes: 5	Works in context, not alone. -- TKFU U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U UU U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U CK 06:12, November 6, 2011 (UTC) Against -- The Zombiebaron 07:06, November 6, 2011 (UTC) I have to agree with TKF. Although the article is hilarious, the picture isn't that funny out of context. -- Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 11:42, November 6, 2011 (UTC) Against. -RA HB 08:43, November 8, 2011 (UTC) I don't think so. Funnier WITHOUT the zoom in and text. --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 22:24, November 9, 2011 (UTC)
Comments	Failed; -3. 1 2 3 4 ~ 22:47, 9 November 2011

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