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People Off! (history, logs)

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People-Off is a new spray which is designed to get people to fuck off you. Image credit: Wob Archive - Discuss this image

Vote	Score: -2
Nomination:	Æ 19:44, 27 January 2008 (UTC)
For Votes: 7	NF a QFP which I felt was worthy of a nom--Æ 19:44, 27 January 2008 (UTC)  For. I kinda like it. -- Kaizer the Bjorn takkun (nya nya) (1961 model!) Check out T61! 04:49, 28 January 2008 (UTC) For What the hell is wrong with text? -- Kippy the Elf Talk Works ☃ 04:21, Feb. 1, 2008  For. I found it funny... • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} 18:51, 2 February 2008 (UTC)  For. Looks good to me. MrN 23:03, Feb 3 For. I need this stuff. -- 15Mickey20 (talk to Mickey)  12:18, 16 February 2008 (UTC) For I do not car if it costs a million bajilion zillion dollars, I NEED this to get the mentaly retarded fat kid off my back... Seriously he wont leave me alone.Wilhelm screamer 17:16, 20 February 2008 (UTC)
Against Votes: 9	Against text text text text text text text. -- The Zombiebaron 19:57, 27 January 2008 (UTC) Against. How are you supposed to pick up chicks wearing this stuff? Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 20:01, 27 January 2008 (UTC) Against As per text-baron -RAHB 04:19, 28 January 2008 (UTC) Text-based and not really that funny to me. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 04:16, Jan 30 Against. Text-based. Plus the top half of the lettering looks flat, on a round surface, which looks kinda wrong. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 09:55, 1 February 2008 (UTC) Nope, sorry. Also the lettering at the top is a little off. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 14:54, 8 February 2008 (UTC) Against Didn't really do it for me, I'm afraid. Plus what Squiggle said. --Sir Seeker (Call me?) |KUN|VFP| 14:45, 9 February 2008 (UTC) Against - Zombiebaron based. Also it doesn't look right (Bonner) (Talk) Feb 16, 22:42 Zombiebaron --AAA! (AAAA) 16:30, 18 February 2008 (UTC)
Comments	rm, -2 after almost a month -- The Zombiebaron 00:37, 26 February 2008 (UTC)

Charlie Hitler (history, logs)

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Rare painting showing the great Nazi ruler himself. Image credit: CartoonDiablo Archive - Discuss this image

Vote	Score: -4 German leaders
Nomination:	CartoonDiablo 00:32, 27 February 2008 (UTC)
For Votes: 1	--CartoonDiablo 00:32, 27 February 2008 (UTC)
Against Votes: 5	Conditional Against If you really tidy up the chop a bit, you've got my for. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} 00:37, 28 February 2008 (UTC) Per Necropaxx. Try the Reefer desk, it's pretty funny (I think so, anyway), but looks a bit choppy right now. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 02:05, Feb 28 Against I like the idea, but I agree with the above comments. --Sir Seeker (Call me?) |KUN|VFP| 13:42, 28 February 2008 (UTC)  Against. ^^Agreed -- Kaizer the Bjorn takkun (nya nya) (1961 model!) Check out T61! 22:20, 28 February 2008 (UTC) Strong Against - Yeah, The Great Dictator was an awesome movie. Glad you liked it too. -- The Zombiebaron 01:11, 29 February 2008 (UTC)
Comments	rm, -4 -- The Zombiebaron 01:11, 29 February 2008 (UTC)

JesusRPG.jpg (history, logs)

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Insert image caption here Image credit: Insert image credits here Archive - Discuss this image

Vote	Score: -3
Nomination:	66.181.115.242 00:13, 6 March 2008 (UTC)
For Votes: 0	No for votes
Against Votes: 3	Even with the hilarious caption that it does not have, it's...Against. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 08:00, 7 March 2008 (UTC) against Err...Isn't there a rule about unregistered users voting/nominating? Either way, against --Sir Seeker (Call me?) |KUN|VFP| 10:01, 7 March 2008 (UTC) Neh Errr. the font/background need to be turned up and it was by an unregistered person. --User:KoRoBeNiKI/sig 012:23, 8 March 2008
Comments	rm, -3 -- The Zombiebaron 21:56, 8 March 2008 (UTC)

Nine Inch Fascists (history, logs)

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Unbeknownst to many, Hitler, Stalin, and Mussolini tried to make it big as a rock band in the 1920s, producing many hit songs over the years, including the platinum-selling album Mein Kampf. However, in the late 1930s, the band broke up, chiefly because of Stalin's and Hitler's differing views on politics and Eva Braun. Image credit: Necropaxx Archive - Discuss this image

Vote	Score: -3 politically-motivated rock bands
Nomination:	• • • Necropaxx (T) {~} 00:34, 28 February 2008 (UTC)
For Votes: +1	Self-Nom and For This image went under extensive review on Reefer Desk, with the goodwill from both reviewers. So, I am surrendering my image to the public eye. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} 00:34, 28 February 2008 (UTC)
Against Votes: 4	Against It's been fixed up since the last time I saw it, but I can't help but notice that Mussolini's head stands out too much. --Sir Seeker (Call me?) |KUN|VFP| 13:44, 28 February 2008 (UTC) A Heady Dose of Against. Yeah, the spot where that one guy's head ends and Hitler's starts is too obvious. Perhaps if Hitler's hair were greyer, or if the bottom guy's head were more blackier. Also, as has been said by Seeker, Mussolini's head is way way out of place. Plus, the concept of people's heads being on other people's bodies has kinda been done way too much, and just really make me go "Yuck!". -- The Zombiebaron 01:16, 29 February 2008 (UTC) Against. Concerns about the quality of the 'chop aside, it's not a funny image, I'm afraid. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 13:35, Feb 29 Against -RAHB 06:57, 4 March 2008 (UTC)
Comments	rm, -3 -- The Zombiebaron 22:10, 8 March 2008 (UTC)

de Gaulle with kaleidoscope eyes (history, logs)

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Picture yourself on a train in a station, With plasticine porters with looking glass ties, Suddenly someone is there at the turnstile, de Gaulle with kaleidoscope eyes... Image credit: Modusoperandi Archive - Discuss this image

Vote	Score: 3.5 groovy politicians
Nomination:	Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 05:28, 26 January 2008 (UTC)
For Votes: 13.5	SN+F, partly for the Beatles fans out there, mostly to clear the smootz of Zb's shit cross from here. Poo is icky! Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 05:28, 26 January 2008 (UTC) For--Æ 23:49, 26 January 2008 (UTC) 4 - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 00:09, Jan 27 'Hehe --Sir Starnestommy (Talk • Contribs • CUN) 05:37, Jan. 27, 2008 Four thousand holes in Blackburn, Lancashire. -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me) Quatre Don José 17:57, 28 January 2008 (UTC) For. I love bad puns. This is my favourite on the site, and it's in the form of an image. I like lots. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 11:30, 29 January 2008 (UTC)  For. --75.67.24.169 03:06, 30 January 2008 (UTC)  For. Count Coolio 07:10, 31 January 2008 (UTC) For - Mmm, marshmallow pies. Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 15:09, 31 January 2008 (UTC)  For. Gotta love the beatles. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} 01:36, 14 February 2008 (UTC)  For. - Haha, that's just classic Modusoperandi :P (Bonner) (Talk) Feb 16, 22:44  For. --Hpesoj 22:22, 24 February 2008 (UTC)  Charles in the Sky with Diamonds! --Vana 20:19, 8 March 2008 (UTC) (p.s.: you goofballs, Google Charles de Gaulle if you don't know who he is!)
Against Votes: 10	Against - For some reason, I don't recognize Degaull when I see him. Which makes this a text based image, because I needed to both read the caption and image name. And even then, it wasn't very funny. -- The Zombiebaron 04:06, 27 January 2008 (UTC) Against while I'm all for somehting that may be a slight apparent reference to The Beatles... I don't get it. Or like it. At least, no more than thinking "ooh kaleidoscope". :P ~Fag x FS 15:08, 27 January 2008 (UTC) Against. My giggle fit only lasted 1 1/2 minutes. I need three minutes minimum before voting for. Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 19:57, 27 January 2008 (UTC) wAgainst While the concept is there and I've always enjoyed this image, very much as per ZB. -RAHB 04:14, 28 January 2008 (UTC)  Against. Uhhh.... -- Kaizer the Bjorn takkun (nya nya) (1961 model!) Check out T61! 04:45, 28 January 2008 (UTC) Neh. I'm not "down" with "that". -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 23:29, 3 February 2008 (UTC)  Against. -->:( 05:57, 18 February 2008 (UTC) 'gainst --AAA! (AAAA) 16:32, 18 February 2008 (UTC)  Who? Who is de Gaulle? Robertodole 19:48, 24 February 2008 (UTC) Against. Eeewww... No. -- DameViktoria - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 20:18, 26 Feb
Comments	Abstain - I can't decide either way. -- Kippy the Elf Talk Works ☃ 04:24, Feb. 1, 2008 Me neither -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 05:33, 1 February 2008 (UTC) Abst Me so young. The Beatles were like 25 years before I was born. Sir DJ ~ Irreverent Abstan I just feel like I'm missing something. --Sir Seeker (Call me?) |KUN|VFP| 14:39, 9 February 2008 (UTC) AAAHH!!! My eyes! Creepy and retarded. I'm sorry. xXx_spockez_xXx rm, +3.5 after well over a month -- The Zombiebaron 22:13, 8 March 2008 (UTC)

Cancer Cola (history, logs)

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Cancer™, produced along with everything else in the eastern world, has become a popular beverage throughout its western counterpart. Image credit: Olipro Archive - Discuss this image

Vote	Score: 6
Nomination:	Æ 15:11, 27 January 2008 (UTC)
For Votes: 14	Nom and For - a QFA image which should've been featured ages ago, and it's about time we don't have an image authored by MO or ZB--Æ 15:11, 27 January 2008 (UTC)  For, text based joke. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 18:51 Jan 27, 2008 Cancer of the Forskin. -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me) I'll never know why I like this image. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 05:00, Jan 28 Super-for It's good. I laughed.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 00:51, 29 January 2008 (UTC) For. --Sir Xiao Li CUN VFH NS (Talk) 06:49, 31 January 2008 (UTC) For Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 15:06, 31 January 2008 (UTC) lolcancer -- Kippy the Elf Talk Works ☃ 04:22, Feb. 1, 2008 ForIt's everyone's duty to laugh at cancer so it doesn't scare us to death. Nice. Parsat, or, A Whole Bunch of Mischief 04:55, 7 February 2008 (UTC) For It seems funny, I can't remember why anymore (I blame this Hay fever), but I laughed. --Sir Seeker (Call me?) |KUN|VFP| 14:42, 9 February 2008 (UTC) For - Nice job, should read 'Coca Cancer' though. That'd be better (Bonner) (Talk) Feb 16, 22:44 Flor --AAA! (AAAA) 16:31, 18 February 2008 (UTC) Cancer-Based Image -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 03:58, 20 February 2008 (UTC) F♥r. I dig. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF @ 21:33 Mar 1
Against Votes: 8	Against - I wouldn't be Zombiebaron if I didn't vote against by saying "text based image". -- The Zombiebaron 18:49, 27 January 2008 (UTC) Against. Didn't strike me as "mind-numbingly hilarious". Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 19:53, 27 January 2008 (UTC) Against -RAHB 04:16, 28 January 2008 (UTC)  Against. Where's the joke? -- Kaizer the Bjorn takkun (nya nya) (1961 model!) Check out T61! 04:47, 28 January 2008 (UTC) Against. A well done 'chop, but I didn't find it funny. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 09:53, 1 February 2008 (UTC) No Good image but just sick Sir DJ ~ Irreverent Uh... This comes from a well of humour from which I don't get my water. That is to say, whaa?!. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 03:13, 21 February 2008 (UTC)  No As per sooooo many people here on the against side-there are so many reasons that this shouldn't be featured: its a text-based joke, its nowhere near rofl funniness (in fact id give it a single "ha" then move on), and it really should read "Coca-Cancer". I must admit, it is a well done photoshop job, but, as I said, nowhere near feature-worthy. Robertodole 19:45, 24 February 2008 (UTC) Retarded and sick You twisted psychopaths. WEll-done but the most idiotically psychotic thing ever. Ever. SpockEzri You obviously haven't been on this site for very long if this is the sickest thing you've seen here.. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF @ 20:38 Mar 6
Comments	rm, +6 after well over a month -- The Zombiebaron 22:14, 8 March 2008 (UTC)

To arr is pirate (history, logs)

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One of the many teachings of his holiness the FSM (Flying Spaghetti Monster for you non beleivers Image credit: Archive - Discuss this image

Vote	Score: -3
Nomination:	12.227.159.240 04:05, 13 March 2008 (UTC)???
For Votes: 0	No for votes
Against Votes: 3	Against. The linky is broken, but it's this, apparently...and by this, I mean this. Aren't links fun? I think so. Why, I was just telling the Missus about both links and the enjoyment I get from them the other day... Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 06:14, 13 March 2008 (UTC)  Against. Text-based LOL txt based. --Nekami 17:44, 14 March 2008 (UTC)

Saw V Poster (history, logs)

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Reeling after the horrendous performance of Saw IV. The producers decided that the next sequal should focus on something really, really horrendous. Goatse, This poster depicts the puppet as an ass without a nose and included one of the movies taglines. "Once you see it, you can't unsee it". The movie bombed after people suffered through 2 hours of the movie knowing that they've seen Goatse before, because once you seen Goatse. You've seen it all. Image credit: Nekami Archive - Discuss this image

Vote	Score: -5 ass puppets
Nomination:	Nekami 18:15, 11 March 2008 (UTC)
For Votes: 2	Nom & For - Originally, Kakun made this and it was fugly to say the least. What I did was improve it, and trust me, it's better looking then before. --Nekami 18:15, 11 March 2008 (UTC) For + fu nekami ~ Kakun · talk 23:26, 11 March 2008 (UTC)
Against Votes: 7	The fact that you need to say "I'm so much better than the other guy and he can't chop shit" as your nom, will guarantee my against vote. ~ 19:54, 11 March 2008 (UTC) That, and it's a shitty image to boot. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 00:14, 12 March 2008 (UTC) Strong Kakun -- Needs the caption to really be funny, making this a Zombiebaron-based image. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 00:18, Mar 12 Against. That bum has got pimples on it! Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 04:54, 12 March 2008 (UTC) Against Uncyclopedia:VFP/Kakuns Place -- The Zombiebaron 05:52, 12 March 2008 (UTC) Against Parsat, or, A Whole Bunch of Mischief 02:04, 13 March 2008 (UTC)  Against. I think that Goatse has received more attention than it deserves...let it die

Gandhi's Gun (history, logs)

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Gandhi was never shy to lay down the smack with his trusty AK-47. Image credit: Electrostatic Archive - Discuss this image

Vote	Score: -4.5
Nomination:	-ɔıʇɐʇsoɹʇɔəʅə-- ϞϞϞ - 08:23, 26 February 2008 (UTC)
For Votes: 1	For Well, it's not text based even though it's got text on the page...And I like it. It's Gandhi and he's got a gun, what more could you want? --Sir Seeker (Call me?) |KUN|VFP| 13:40, 28 February 2008 (UTC)
Against Votes: 5.5	Against, While the whole joke is text based, the image itself has been around since April 2006, and can also be seen in a November 2006 image, and really was never funny. I do, nonetheless, find it comforting that Electrostatic is making Potatochops again, and look forward to seeing more of his work on VFP in the future. -- The Zombiebaron 15:49, 26 February 2008 (UTC)  Against. Actually, I noticed the text only after I "laughed", so I wouldn't say it's text based. However, it's not very easy to see the gun, and the joke is a bit weak. -- Kaizer the Bjorn takkun (nya nya) (1961 model!) Check out T61! 19:44, 1 March 2008 (UTC) Against -RAHB 06:56, 4 March 2008 (UTC)  Strong against. -- Very unclear and not funny. - Yamake :: [Talk, Userspace][Contribs, Wikipedia] 06:15, 10 March 2008 (UTC) Against. Gandhi. With a gun. Sorry, I'm not finding it that funny. Gandhi with a gun running across a field kamikaze fashion as in one of my fave episodes of Red Dwarf - that's betterer! --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 10:29, Mar 10 Weak  Against. The pic of the gun is terribly hard to see still, but i like the concept There’s a gun? Where? Unless you re-upload with a big red arrow or something pointing to it, against.  Megalomaniac Martin “The Unfortunately Unfeatured” Ultima • (VOTE FOR ME!) • talk • (AND MY PICS TOO!) • contribs 02:16, 17 March 2008 (UTC)
Comments	My annual attempt at getting a VFP image. Well, I did clean up the gun more so it looks more real. And I would also beg to differ that the entire joke is not text based, as long as one knows what Gandhi looked like and what his feelings about guns were. Just because an image happens to have text does not make it text based. As a matter of fact, the only reason I put text in there was to make it look like a professionally done poster. ---ɔıʇɐʇsoɹʇɔəʅə-- ϞϞϞ - 22:19, 26 February 2008 (UTC) Although I do respect the fact that not everyone will actually find this "humerous"... That is different. ---ɔıʇɐʇsoɹʇɔəʅə-- ϞϞϞ - 21:21, 28 February 2008 (UTC) rm, -4.5 -- The Zombiebaron 16:37, 18 March 2008 (UTC)

Barack Obama (history, logs)

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Barack Obama, pictured in a rare photo taken before his 2007 minoritoplasty. Obama rose to recognition while a Republican senator for Illinois, but his popularity hit new peaks when he became a liberal African American in an advanced new cosmetic surgery. Although briefly considering into a hispanic, preliminary polling opposed the idea of two Bill Richardsons. Image credit: Villahj Ideeut Archive - Discuss this image

Vote	Score: 3 white senators
Nomination:	-- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 05:20, 14 February 2008 (UTC)
For Votes: 15	Nom and for -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 05:20, 14 February 2008 (UTC) For After seeing the original picture, I have to say "good job" even if it's slightly scary. This is something everyone should see. --Sir Seeker (Call me?) |KUN|VFP| 07:38, 14 February 2008 (UTC) I think the photoshopper of this kicks ass. Also, here is the original for your viewing pleasure: Image:BarackObama.jpg. Just as a side note, I am a Democrat ;P -- Village Idiot♠KUN Free Speech 15:07, 14 February 2008 (UTC) Yes. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 01:08, Feb 15  Pretty fly, for a white guy. -->:( 04:39, 15 February 2008 (UTC) For. OK, as a 'chop it's not perfect, but it's good enough, and it works. And it made me chuckle. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 15:50, 15 February 2008 (UTC) For. That is disturbing. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 03:54, 16 February 2008 (UTC) HOLY SHIT ITS STEVE BUSCEMI Ж Kalir totally not Wario at all 05:46, 16 February 2008 (UTC)  Man, that's scary. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} 00:36, 28 February 2008 (UTC)  Oh, God, it's JFK!!! --Vana 17:30, 4 March 2008 (UTC)  Good enough. It's good enough for my vote now.--<<>> 00:10, 12 March 2008 (UTC)  Legend. Maybe the eyes could be better, but still must have took some skill... LEG END Maff  (talk) 10:25, 15 March 2008 (UTC)  Good enough. MrN 14:51, Mar 16 For --THE 14:57, 16 March 2008 (UTC)  Amazing! You made little Jesus cry. But For'd, coz you turned Obama into MJ ... --BlackInkWriter 12:19, 17 March 2008 (UTC)
Against Votes: 12	Screw it. -- Kippy the Elf Talk Works ☃ 05:37, Feb. 15, 2008 Na ah Now I will have nightmares Sir DJ ~ Irreverent Against The eyes and hair are too saturated, and the hair looks very obvious, work on the edges a bit. -- Kaizer the Bjorn takkun (nya nya) (1961 model!) Check out T61! 23:27, 15 February 2008 (UTC) Also, the eybrows are too saturated, and the edges are very sharp, like the hair. -- Kaizer the Bjorn takkun (nya nya) (1961 model!) Check out T61! 23:28, 15 February 2008 (UTC) Against - I would be better if you made him look like The Joker. Now there's a man who knows funny. -- The Zombiebaron 05:26, 16 February 2008 (UTC) Against - Man that's weird. Plus without the caption, I didn't immediately realise it was him. (Bonner) (Talk) Feb 16, 22:36 Against But as per Kalir, shit that does look like Buscemi. -RAHB 05:11, 18 February 2008 (UTC) Ergh --AAA! (AAAA) 16:26, 18 February 2008 (UTC)  Against. As per Bonner, which makes it text based (im surprised zombie baron didnt mention this O:-) Robertodole 19:35, 24 February 2008 (UTC) Ick. Parsat, or, A Whole Bunch of Mischief 00:49, 28 February 2008 (UTC)  Epic fail! -- what were they thinking? This is a disaster! - Yamake :: [Talk, Userspace][Contribs, Wikipedia] 06:10, 10 March 2008 (UTC) Against. Gives a whole new meaning to “I'm not voting for Obama”.  Megalomaniac Martin “The Unfortunately Unfeatured” Ultima • (VOTE FOR ME!) • talk • (AND MY PICS TOO!) • contribs 02:18, 17 March 2008 (UTC) Against Didn't find it funny at all. Ethereal 17:03, 17 March 2008 (UTC)
Comments	God that's fucking scary. -->:( 05:42, 14 February 2008 (UTC) Abstain. I want to vote against because the image isn't really that good, and it's a racist/crap concept, but I dare not because I'm noticably turning into one of those people. -- Kippy the Elf Talk Works ☃ 05:35, Feb. 15, 2008 Abstain - great concept, poor execution. If you make the manipulation a bit more professional, I'll change my vote to for--Æ 22:51, 15 February 2008 (UTC) Strong Abstain. I'd be all over this picture if the hair was executed better. Alas... -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 22:41, 16 February 2008 (UTC) Abstain. I have no real reason to vote against, but I really really don't want to vote for. Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 03:52, 20 February 2008 (UTC) Abstain. Please fix the hair and eyebrows so I can vote for! This is so almost-awesome!--<<>> 12:57, 27 February 2008 (UTC) Abstain. needs a bit of fixin' up OK, I had a go at fixing it up a little. Better? Better enough to change any votes? Or not good enough? --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 19:17, Mar 11 rm, +3 after over a month -- The Zombiebaron 16:39, 18 March 2008 (UTC)

Vincents Liberty (history, logs)

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Awesomeland, home of the awesome Oligarchial Republic. Image credit: The Truth of Matheus Archive - Discuss this image

Vote	Score: -3
Nomination:
For Votes: 1	For. Well it is my image...The Thruth of Matheus
Against Votes: 4	Against. Didn't get it... -- Kaizer the Bjorn takkun (nya nya) (1961 model!) Check out T61! 02:37, 19 March 2008 (UTC) Er....what? - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 02:42, Mar 19 Yeah.. -RAHB 03:13, 19 March 2008 (UTC) Against - Even though my vote means nothing since it's -3. --AAA! (AAAA) 13:16, 19 March 2008 (UTC)

Mewhenreadingstupidstuff.gif (history, logs)

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Image credit: made not by me, made by Townshiprebel Archive - Discuss this image

Vote	Score: -1 suicidal typist(s)
Nomination:	Wilhelm screamer 06:03, 20 March 2008 (UTC)
For Votes: 1	Nomination and ForWilhelm screamer 06:03, 20 March 2008 (UTC)
Against Votes: 2	against Are you sure whatshisname made this? I've seen this image everywhere on the net --Sir Seeker (Call me?) |KUN|VFP| 09:03, 20 March 2008 (UTC) Likewise. Also, I always hated this one. ~ 09:04, 20 March 2008 (UTC)
Comments	Unorginal. Period. I'm not even going to link you, because, basically, I'm too lazy to figure out where it came from. But, rest assured, that it was not here first. -- The Zombiebaron 21:42, 20 March 2008 (UTC)

Yousuckaward.jpg (history, logs)

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Quite often during the Vietnamese war, these awards would of been given out to a briefing officer for getting insulted briefly after holding an average speech. – – – YOU SUCK! Image credit: Gert5 Archive - Discuss this image

Vote	Score: -3.6 irregular dialogues
Nomination:	Sir General Minister G5 FIYC UPotM [Y] #21 F@H KUN 09:05, 20 March 2008 (UTC)
For Votes: 1	Snoofer My first attempt all year (nawt). --Sir General Minister G5 FIYC UPotM [Y] #21 F@H KUN 09:05, 20 March 2008 (UTC)
Against Votes: 4.6	Yes. I mean, No. ~ 10:20, 20 March 2008 (UTC) against I was tempted to put "You Suck" as my reason, but I'm not an ass, so instead I'll say: Good try, better luck next time. --Sir Seeker (Call me?) |KUN|VFP| 11:22, 20 March 2008 (UTC) Not even one of these awards would make me like it. Pff. – Preceding unsigned comment added by 82.22.174.205 (talk • contribs) You Suck. -- The Zombiebaron 21:38, 20 March 2008 (UTC) Against -RAHB 22:34, 20 March 2008 (UTC)
Comments	rm, because you suck -- The Zombiebaron 15:03, 21 March 2008 (UTC)

pepsi marx the soviet endorsed soft drink, without link (history, logs)

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pepsi marx the soviet endorsed soft drink Image credit: Jordan Rogers (dukenuke88) Archive - Discuss this image

Vote	Score: -3
Nomination:	Dukenuke88 22:03, 21 March 2008 (UTC)
For Votes: 0	No for votes
Against Votes: 3	Nope. Text-based, not that funny, etc. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 22:05, Mar 21 Text-based image, so against. –—Hv (talk) 21/03 22:10 Against Base-imaged text -RAHB 01:17, 22 March 2008 (UTC)

Stalinbear (history, logs)

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Stalinbear reminds you to focus on creating a famine. Image credit: Savethemooses Archive - Discuss this image

Vote	Score: -3 dead intellectuals
Nomination:	» Sir Savethemooses Grand Commanding Officer ... holla atcha boy» 21:41, 18 March 2008 (UTC)
For Votes: 4	OM NOM NOM AND FOR -- » Sir Savethemooses Grand Commanding Officer ... holla atcha boy» 21:41, 18 March 2008 (UTC) <3 -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 21:43, 18 March 2008 (UTC) For -RAHB 01:54, 19 March 2008 (UTC) *giggle* Mightydandylion 08:49, 19 March 2008 (UTC) Strong For -- The Zombiebaron 18:03, 19 March 2008 (UTC)
Against Votes: 7	As much as I love injokes, bandwagons, and STM, I'm afraid that if i vote  For. on this it might actually get featured.  Against. -- Kaizer the Bjorn takkun (nya nya) (1961 model!) Check out T61! 02:32, 19 March 2008 (UTC) Epic meh. Zombiebaron-based textage. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 02:40, Mar 19 Against for real I was gonna see how long I could bear to keep that For up there. As per Kaizer as well. -RAHB 03:09, 19 March 2008 (UTC) Against - Hitlerbear was enough. --AAA! (AAAA) 13:15, 19 March 2008 (UTC) ... You've got to be kidding me. --Syndrome 19:48, 19 March 2008 (UTC) Against - Because it's a text based image. Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 05:38, 20 March 2008 (UTC) Against 'Cos there's too many bears. --Sir Seeker (Call me?) |KUN|VFP| 01:15, 22 March 2008 (UTC)
Comments	rm -3 Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 20:07, 22 March 2008 (UTC)

Pepsi Marx (history, logs)

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New and improved Image credit: Dukenuke88 (JR) Archive - Discuss this image

Vote	Score: -3
Nomination:	Dukenuke88 00:58, 24 March 2008 (UTC)
For Votes: 1	Dukenuke88 00:58, 24 March 2008 (UTC)
Against Votes: 4	"Thats" is not a word. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 01:21, 24 March 2008 (UTC) "This image" is not a funny. -RAHB 06:46, 24 March 2008 (UTC) The quote is too small for me to read. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 07:29, 24 March 2008 (UTC) Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. Seriously. -- The Zombiebaron 20:51, 24 March 2008 (UTC)
Comments	Dukenuke88, you may want to read HowTo:Get Your Image Featured eventually. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 07:39, 24 March 2008 (UTC) rm, -3 -- The Zombiebaron 20:51, 24 March 2008 (UTC)

READ ALERT 3 leaked box art. (history, logs)

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A leaked box art for EA's Command & Conquer: Read Alert 3. Image credit: ASHPD Archive - Discuss this image

Vote	Score: -3
Nomination:	ASHPD 12:27, 24 March 2008 (UTC)
For Votes: 0	No for votes
Against Votes: 3	Against. While I not only do not get it, it is not, in my opinion, VFP material. Mainly because it wasn't funny, but also because it doesn't give off that crackling aura of a fire. You know. A crackling aura. -- The Zombiebaron 20:57, 24 March 2008 (UTC) Against. There's nothing about it that screams, "Look at me. I'm funny." --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 07:14, 25 March 2008 (UTC) Against. This image is terrible and lacks any original material. Surely this was a self-nom. KingdomAlaska 6:27, 25 March, 2008
Comments	rm, -3 -- The Zombiebaron 17:29, 27 March 2008 (UTC)

-3.5, and I didn't even vote on this one

BoratBear.jpg (history, logs)

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Borat Bear reminds you to make sexytime. Image credit: Mhaille Archive - Discuss this image

Vote	Score: -3.5 Bikini-clad hirsute foreign visitors
Nomination:	Mhaille
For Votes: 11	Happy Times! -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me) I can't stop giggling. Mightydandylion 19:03, 19 March 2008 (UTC) lol'd -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 19:18, 19 March 2008 (UTC) Against Bear based. ~ 19:20, 19 March 2008 (UTC) Wow-wah-wee-wah ~ Jacques Pirat, Esq. Converse : Benefactions : U.w.p. 19/03/2008 @ 21:01 I'm kinda mad at myself for finding this funny. Oh well. For. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 22:57, Mar 19 For - Because it's a text based image. Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 05:39, 20 March 2008 (UTC) For Image based text. --Lieutenant THEDUDEMAN Dude ... Totally UOTM KUN GotA F@H 21:54, 20 March 2008 (UTC) For Probably only funny to Uncyc regulars, but it made me laugh, so gets my vote. MrN 21:41, Mar 23 Heh heh. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} 19:26, 24 March 2008 (UTC) VERY NICE! -- » Sir Savethemooses Grand Commanding Officer ... holla atcha boy» 19:03, 25 March 2008 (UTC) For. Mhaille gets a HIGH FIVE! --Sir Tripod2282 cun vfp talk Active ~19:50, 25 March 2008 (UTC)
Against Votes: 14.5	'gainst - Sorry, didn't cut it. --AAA! (AAAA) 13:14, 19 March 2008 (UTC) Against Seriously, the first thing I thought when I went to VFP just now and saw Stalinbear was, "I'm glad we're not featuring crappy images like these." --Syndrome 19:46, 19 March 2008 (UTC) For Againstbaron based image -RAHB 22:51, 19 March 2008 (UTC) Against. Still, I can't seem to lose this erection. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 06:05, 20 March 2008 (UTC) Against It needs more Againstbaron. -- The Zombiebaron 21:51, 20 March 2008 (UTC) No way! How is it that Stalinbear is at -2, but this is at +2? People, just because Mhaille made it doesn't mean it's automatically feature-worthy. Amusing, yes, but feature-worthy? If this is, then any poorly drawn bear with a vaguely recognizable symbol on its chest is. And Stalinbear doesn't deserve feature either.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 15:13, 21 March 2008 (UTC) Comment: This is doing better because we've all seen Stalinbear. This, however, is completely different. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 15:15, Mar 21 Comment: Don't listen to LJ. The rules state that you DO have to automatically vote for anything I produce. Rules are rules.... -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me) Against for both. --Sir Seeker (Call me?) |KUN|VFP| 01:12, 22 March 2008 (UTC) Ick. Parsat, or, A Whole Bunch of Mischief 21:33, 23 March 2008 (UTC) Against. I had to be told by the title of the image that it was Borat. -- 15Mickey20 (talk to Mickey)  12:19, 24 March 2008 (UTC) Against. Stalin bear reminds you to impersonate Borat? --BurekSP 12:44, 24 March 2008 (UTC) Against. Crappy images should not be featured. – Preceding unsigned comment added by Fixman (talk • contribs) diff Against. WTF? I mean, wtf? – Preceding unsigned comment added by 200.126.163.20 (talk • contribs) diff Against. What's pathetic is that so many people have voted for this image. KingdomAlaska 6:31, 25 March, 2008  Rescinding vote. Because of Fixman's wisdom. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} 00:14, 26 March 2008 (UTC) Against. No explanation needed. Teh Rote 18:34, 27 March 2008 (UTC)
Comments	Mordillo, I think you might be a little confused. --Syndrome 19:46, 19 March 2008 (UTC) No, I'm perfectly sane today. Not sure about tomorrow though. ~ 19:51, 19 March 2008 (UTC)

Image:Nobodycaressmileys.gif (history, logs)

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g3t j00 rly f Image credit: Anotherpongo Archive - Discuss this image

Vote	Score: -4 8) :$ (((((:) (_*_*_)
Nomination:	Teh Rote 23:55, 27 March 2008 (UTC)
For Votes: 1	C: Teh Rote 23:55, 27 March 2008 (UTC)
Against Votes: 5	Against. I dont even see a nom, and this is completely text based, not to mention not funny enough to be feature-worthy. Sorry to be so harsh Robertodole 03:30, 28 March 2008 (UTC) EXTREMELY STRONG FOR! I guess. -- The Zombiebaron 04:06, 28 March 2008 (UTC)  Against. I think there's a good image to be made with the whole "horrible stupid banner ad" theme, but I don't think that's it. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 11:25, 28 March 2008 (UTC) Against Um...nah. --Sir Seeker (Call me?) |KUN|VFP| 07:35, 30 March 2008 (UTC) Against. Text based, difficult to make out, and not funny enough to be worth the effort. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 11:09, Mar 31
Comments	DENIED, oh, also, -3. -- The Zombiebaron 21:11, 31 March 2008 (UTC)