User:Yamake

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Takahashi Yamake-san
Alive and well
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A nervous Yamake.
Information
Date of Birth 1 Jan 1970 00:00 UTC
Date of Death 4 Jul 1776 06:06 UTC
Cause of Death Kitten huffing
Alias Yamake
Species Goa'uld
Gender Male
Sexuality Straight
Occupation Kitten huffing
Title Gosh's servant
Family Priest, father
Goa'uld, mother

Yamake Takahashi is one of the three infamous Goa'uld currently lurking on Uncyclopedia. He spends his spare time starting edit wars and tracking down the computer hacker 127.0.0.1. Yamake is a known criminal on the FBI's least wanted list and is not wanted for at least six robberies and one impersonation of a field officer. In addition, Yamake spends his additional free time talking to Gosh and attempting to combat the atrocities committed by Oprah and Stan. He is the current rival of Stan, Santa, Baal, and Your Mom. Yamake has even created his own lame version of Uncyclopedia.

History[edit | edit source]

Yamake Takahashi was born on 1 Januaray 1970 00:00 UTC in Henesys, Iceland as the result of a union between the local priest and a Goa'uld. At the age of -2, he left Earth in a starship in search of Gosh, where searched for 111 years. Yamake finally found Gosh on 9 April 1776 06:06 UTC in an outpost on Antarctica. This ended Yamake's search for the elusive diety. Over the next few years, Yamake befriended Gosh, who in turn brainwashed him into believing that Oprah, Stan, Santa, Baal, Your face, and Your Mom were evil. Since then, Yamake has discovered Uncyclopedia and has vowed to huff all references to Oprah, Stan, Santa, Baal, Your face, and Your Mom. He currently resides in West Shinjuku, Tokyo, Nippon.

Collection[edit | edit source]

Yamake maintains a stash of items acquired from Goo. These items include awards, certificates, pins, and buttons.

Awards and Certificates[edit | edit source]

Award
Certificate of Respiration
is hereby granted to:
Yamake
for his/her ability to breathe.
--Uncyclopedia HowTo
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Pins and Buttons[edit | edit source]

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This user completely enjoys pie because it is awesome.
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This user is a big pianist, and as such believes they are better than all other musicians.
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This user is American
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This user likes to use userboxes.
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This user doesn't care.
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This user redefines lazy!
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This user is a bit of a pyromaniac.
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This user uses Windows because they can't get enough of your lover.
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This user believes the Mozilla Firefox could easily defeat Godzilla.
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This user has written 4 articles because they like to keep busy while shirking real life responsibilities.
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This user has been blocked
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