User:Yamake

Takahashi Yamake-san Alive and well
A nervous Yamake.
Information Date of Birth 1 Jan 1970 00:00 UTC Date of Death 4 Jul 1776 06:06 UTC Cause of Death Kitten huffing Alias Yamake Species Goa'uld Gender Male Sexuality Straight Occupation Kitten huffing Title Gosh's servant Family Priest, father Goa'uld, mother

Yamake Takahashi is one of the three infamous Goa'uld currently lurking on Uncyclopedia. He spends his spare time starting edit wars and tracking down the computer hacker 127.0.0.1. Yamake is a known criminal on the FBI's least wanted list and is not wanted for at least six robberies and one impersonation of a field officer. In addition, Yamake spends his additional free time talking to Gosh and attempting to combat the atrocities committed by Oprah and Stan. He is the current rival of Stan, Santa, Baal, and Your Mom. Yamake has even created his own lame version of Uncyclopedia.

History

Yamake Takahashi was born on 1 Januaray 1970 00:00 UTC in Henesys, Iceland as the result of a union between the local priest and a Goa'uld. At the age of -2, he left Earth in a starship in search of Gosh, where searched for 111 years. Yamake finally found Gosh on 9 April 1776 06:06 UTC in an outpost on Antarctica. This ended Yamake's search for the elusive diety. Over the next few years, Yamake befriended Gosh, who in turn brainwashed him into believing that Oprah, Stan, Santa, Baal, Your face, and Your Mom were evil. Since then, Yamake has discovered Uncyclopedia and has vowed to huff all references to Oprah, Stan, Santa, Baal, Your face, and Your Mom. He currently resides in West Shinjuku, Tokyo, Nippon.

Collection

Yamake maintains a stash of items acquired from Goo. These items include awards, certificates, pins, and buttons.

Awards and Certificates

Certificate of Respiration is hereby granted to: Yamake for his/her ability to breathe. --Uncyclopedia HowTo

Pins and Buttons

This user is a demon, and needs religious conversion.	This user loves pi	This user completely enjoys pie because it is awesome.
This user is an Asian, and probably lives at an internet cafe playing World of Warcraft 24/7. id2	This user is happy to help n00bs. Leave them a message »	This user is a big pianist, and as such believes they are better than all other musicians.
Dialing... Verifying username and password... Shit! This user contributes using dial-up!	This user is American …and unabashedly proud of it! (List of American Uncyclopedians)	usbx This user likes to use userboxes. usbx
NO This user doesn't care. NO	MEH This user redefines lazy! MEH	This user is a bit of a pyromaniac.
This user uses Windows because they can't get enough of your lover.	This user contributes using Mozilla, because it could easily defeat Godzilla.	4 This user has written 4 articles because they like to keep busy while shirking real life responsibilities. 4
This user has been blocked 1 time.	This user is a cereal killer.	This user will give you a seizure.

See Also

• Your Mom
• Evil
• Food
• Gosh