User:Yamake

Takahashi Yamake-san ; Alive and well
	A nervous Yamake.
Information
Date of Birth	1 Jan 1970 00:00 UTC
Date of Death	4 Jul 1776 06:06 UTC
Cause of Death	Kitten huffing
Alias	Yamake
Species	Goa'uld
Gender	Male
Sexuality	Straight
Occupation	Kitten huffing
Title	Gosh's servant
Family	Priest, father; Goa'uld, mother


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Yamake Takahashi is one of the three infamous Goa'uld currently lurking on Uncyclopedia. He spends his spare time starting edit wars and tracking down the computer hacker 127.0.0.1. Yamake is a known criminal on the FBI's least wanted list and is not wanted for at least six robberies and one impersonation of a field officer. In addition, Yamake spends his additional free time talking to Gosh and attempting to combat the atrocities committed by Oprah and Stan. He is the current rival of Stan, Santa, Baal, and Your Mom. Yamake has even created his own lame version of Uncyclopedia.

History[edit | edit source]

Yamake Takahashi was born on 1 Januaray 1970 00:00 UTC in Henesys, Iceland as the result of a union between the local priest and a Goa'uld. At the age of -2, he left Earth in a starship in search of Gosh, where searched for 111 years. Yamake finally found Gosh on 9 April 1776 06:06 UTC in an outpost on Antarctica. This ended Yamake's search for the elusive diety. Over the next few years, Yamake befriended Gosh, who in turn brainwashed him into believing that Oprah, Stan, Santa, Baal, Your face, and Your Mom were evil. Since then, Yamake has discovered Uncyclopedia and has vowed to huff all references to Oprah, Stan, Santa, Baal, Your face, and Your Mom. He currently resides in West Shinjuku, Tokyo, Nippon.