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Kentucky fried Macca.JPG (history, logs)

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Due to the success of KFC, there is now a new resteraunt (oh noes, I can't spell) called KFM, or Kentucky Fried Macca. This is an advertisement. Image credit: yellow-sub.net Archive - Discuss this image

Vote	Score: -3
Nomination:	Rolando8 12:26, 11 January 2008 (UTC)
For Votes: 0	No for votes
Against Votes: 3	Against - I'm not sure how original it is, but it isn't funny. -- The Zombiebaron 21:45, 11 January 2008 (UTC) What? ~ Jacques Pirat, Esq. Converse : Benefactions : U.w.p. 12/01/2008 @ 23:22 Against I don't know what ever gave anybody the impression that this was funny. -RAHB 06:59, 13 January 2008 (UTC)
Comments	Not original. --Sir Tripod2282 cun vfp talk Active ~19:55, 11 January 2008 (UTC) Could you provide a link? -- The Zombiebaron 21:45, 11 January 2008 (UTC) rm, -3 -- The Zombiebaron 17:26, 13 January 2008 (UTC)

Beatles without Pants.JPG (history, logs)

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When Beatlemaniacs go too far... Image credit: Unknown. Sorry Archive - Discuss this image

Vote	Score: -5
Nomination:	Rolando8 12:37, 11 January 2008 (UTC)
For Votes: 0	No for votes
Against Votes: 5	Against - I'm not sure how original this is (as per the caption and credit), but its also not very funny, so that doesn't matter. Well, it does matter. But the fact that its not funny is pretty important. -- The Zombiebaron 22:11, 11 January 2008 (UTC) Even if this is original, is this feaute worthy?  No--Æ 19:33, 12 January 2008 (UTC)  Against. not funny or well made -- Kaizer the Bjorn takkun (nya nya) (1961 model!) Check out T61! 18:30, 13 January 2008 (UTC) DIE DIE DIE -RAHB 08:28, 14 January 2008 (UTC) What is this crap? -- Thankful Kippy Share blessings Bountiful harvest 15:07, Jan. 14, 2008
Comments	rm, -5 -- The Zombiebaron 20:47, 14 January 2008 (UTC)

Ron Paul 08. (history, logs)

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Ron Paul's brilliant campaign blimp. Image credit: CartoonDiablo 18:19, 12 January 2008 (UTC) Archive - Discuss this image

Vote	Score: -3
Nomination:	CartoonDiablo 18:19, 12 January 2008 (UTC)
For Votes: 2	For -CartoonDiablo 18:19, 12 January 2008 (UTC) For - How is it not funny? -- Thankful Kippy Share blessings Bountiful harvest 22:12, Jan. 12, 2008
Against Votes: 5	Against. - how is this funny?--Æ 18:20, 12 January 2008 (UTC) Against - Well, I'm glad you went out of your way to explain the joke to everyone. As we all know, explaining jokes makes them funnier. Always. Not that this was funny to begin with. Or, really, all that well done. The exploding blimp and the building are all so obviously seperate that it doesn't even have a hint of realism. Also, the blimp would have had to punch a hole in the building to have crashed so low down. -- The Zombiebaron 19:32, 12 January 2008 (UTC)  Against. I get it, it's just not funny. -- Kaizer the Bjorn takkun (nya nya) (1961 model!) Check out T61! 18:30, 13 January 2008 (UTC) Against Per the above. -RAHB 08:26, 14 January 2008 (UTC) Against -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 21:13, 14 January 2008 (UTC)
Comments	GO AWAY! Jeese AE you should be behind this 100% seeing as Ron Paul is your lord and savior. edit: For those of you who don't get it Ron Paul is a political nut job running for office and used a blimp for his campaign with the logo seen in the image....and well it's kind of a nod to something else too. -- CartoonDiablo I know, but how is this campaign funny?--Æ 18:37, 12 January 2008 (UTC) rm, -3 -- The Zombiebaron 21:16, 14 January 2008 (UTC)

The Red Baron at Waterloo (history, logs)

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World War I ace Manfred von Richthofen, better known as The Red Baron, strafing French cavalry at The Battle of Waterloo. Image credit: Under_user Archive - Discuss this image

Vote	Score: 3 anachronistic aerial massacres
Nomination:	SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 01:46, 11 December 2007 (UTC)
For Votes: 14	n&f. UU whipped this up for me, and i liked it so much, here it is! true story. --SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 01:46, 11 December 2007 (UTC) Definitely--Æ 01:49, 11 December 2007 (UTC) Sure. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 01:07, Dec 12 For. It's just like I remember it. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 02:03, 12 December 2007 (UTC)  For. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 04:03 Dec 13, 2007 Weak self-for. I think it works better with the article, myself. --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 13:00, 14 December 2007 (UTC) For. I laffed. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} 20:39, 15 December 2007 (UTC) Seemless and delightfully mad. For. -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me) The bloody Germans did it again! ~ Mordillo where is my MARCH OF FLAMES? 13:35, 17 December 2007 (UTC) Frlz, yo. It really adds to its article, and is very well done. Gratz! ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF  03:01, 20 December 2007 (UTC) A Fro -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 00:29, 2 January 2008 (UTC)  For. - Heh :P (Bonner) (Talk) Jan 6, 11:51 For - ROFLLOLOzOrG!!!1!!!111 Mulehunter 18:25, 8 January 2008 (UTC) FOR What the flute isn't funny here? The mental image of an olde-style aeroplane bbbbbBRRRRRRRUUUUUUUHHHHHmMMMMmmmming onto an even older battlefield is hilarious. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 02:44, 10 January 2008 (UTC)
Against Votes: 11	Against - Planes and horses aren't the "winning comedic team" I thought they'd be. -- The Zombiebaron 03:46, 13 December 2007 (UTC) Against. Really didn't make me laugh. Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 04:42, 13 December 2007 (UTC) Against What's funny here? -RAHB 13:20, 17 December 2007 (UTC) Against How is this funny? Ethereal 12:59, 18 December 2007 (UTC) Against Is it funny because it's not funny? -- Thankful Kippy Share blessings Bountiful harvest 13:59, 28 December 2007 (UTC) Against just don't see the funny, sorry--Sir Shandon (Talk) (Trophy Room) 14:25, 3 January 2008 (UTC) Against History is boring Robertodole 19:26, 3 January 2008 (UTC)  Against. nice work, but meh Against Sorry, there's got to be something more "in" about this that I don't get that makes it hilarious. I get the anachronism, Fo shizm. --AmericanBastard 02:36, 16 January 2008 (UTC) Against Didn't do anything to me Sir DJ ~ Irreverent Aint Ermmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...--Sir General Minister G5 FIYC UPotM [Y] #21 F@H KUN 12:32, 19 January 2008 (UTC)
Comments	I'm going to abstain on this one, it is a very well made image, and the idea of a biplane strafing french cavalry is a bid comic, but I'm just not laughing enough to vote for. -- Kaizer the Bjorn takkun (nya nya) (1961 model!) Check out T61! 18:35, 13 January 2008 (UTC) rm, Darwin Rule -- The Zombiebaron 19:51, 19 January 2008 (UTC)

The Mona Lisa 2 (history, logs)

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Stung by critisism regarding Mona Lisa's lack of facial hair, Leonardo DaVinci painted the Mona Lisa 2, which turned out to be slightly less popular than the original. Image credit: Kaizer the Bjorn Archive - Discuss this image

Vote	Score: -4
Nomination:	Kaizer the Bjorn takkun (nya nya) (1961 model!) Check out T61! 04:46, 18 January 2008 (UTC)
For Votes: 0	No for votes
Against Votes: 4	Against. It's Mona Lisa. With a stache. --BurekSP 15:56, 18 January 2008 (UTC) Against - We've already featured one Mona Lisa image. We don't need anouther one. Also, that moustache isn't very...real looking. It looks like you used the paint-can in MSPaint. And I doubt Mona Lisa picks up facial hair tips from Night At The Roxbury. On a final note, this doesn't make me laugh. -- The Zombiebaron 19:43, 19 January 2008 (UTC) Against. Not funny, and not very well done either. --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 10:33, 21 January 2008 (UTC) Against. Too simple to be funny. -- Thankful Kippy Share blessings Bountiful harvest 10:53, Jan. 21, 2008
Comments	I put this up on the Reefer Desk over a year ago, and never nominated it. I don't think it's one of my best, so I'm not voting. Just throwing it up there. -- Kaizer the Bjorn takkun (nya nya) (1961 model!) Check out T61! 04:46, 18 January 2008 (UTC) Resembles a famous work of art by Marcel Duchamp [1] --Sir Xiao Li CUN VFH NS (Talk) 04:45, 20 January 2008 (UTC) rm, -3 -- The Zombiebaron 21:11, 21 January 2008 (UTC)

Penis Man (history, logs)

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Behold, Penis Man in all his glory! Image credit: TommyG Archive - Discuss this image

Vote	Score: -1 Big Dicks!!
Nomination:
For Votes: 5	N+F - I just want to see how this goes. -- Thankful Kippy Share blessings Bountiful harvest 14:34, Jan. 21, 2008 SUPERFOR As per RandomDie.--General And Min. THEDUDEMAN 18:20, 21 January 2008 (UTC)  Epic For (Bonner) (Talk) Jan 21, 18:56 Long-and-strong for. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 21:21, Jan 21  Uber for. As RandomDie. --MNM5150 01:02, 22 January 2008 (UTC)
Against Votes: 6	Against. What the fuck? MY EYES!!! -->:( 18:12, 21 January 2008 (UTC) Against - Not original, and its also text based. -- The Zombiebaron 21:14, 21 January 2008 (UTC) Strong against, as per RandomDie. --Sir Xiao Li CUN VFH NS (Talk) 22:56, 21 January 2008 (UTC) NO - this is goatse--Æ 01:00, 22 January 2008 (UTC)  MADNESS! – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 01:04 Jan 22, 2008 Penis-based penis -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 01:05, 22 January 2008 (UTC)
Comments	rm, deleted image -- The Zombiebaron 02:33, 22 January 2008 (UTC)

Special Forces (history, logs)

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Following the hilarious success of the first Special Olympics held in nineteen-ninety something, the United States Government commissioned a joint-assault commando duo of two specially trained para and quadrapoligic gymnastic gold-medalists to serve as recon operatives on the front-lines for the U.S. Marines. Although this film lasts only three minutes, it has become internationally acclaimed by many disreputable critics as being an unparalleled masterpiece in Action/Comedy. Image credit: AmericanBastard Archive - Discuss this image

Vote	Score: -3 is a special number
Nomination:
For Votes: 1	SN. Yeah, yeah, i'm going to hell. --AmericanBastard 00:55, 21 January 2008 (UTC)
Against Votes: 4	Against - An overused pun, and terribly made image. Also, its text based. -- The Zombiebaron 04:41, 21 January 2008 (UTC) Against. Per Zombiebaron. --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 10:43, 21 January 2008 (UTC)  Against. sorry, I love the image, but as I said on the Reefer Desk, the face-swaps need to be better. -- Kaizer the Bjorn takkun (nya nya) (1961 model!) Check out T61! 02:30, 22 January 2008 (UTC) OMGLOLTARDS Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 02:37, 22 January 2008 (UTC)
Comments	rm, -3 -- The Zombiebaron 02:40, 22 January 2008 (UTC)

A Tastefully Censored Image (history, logs)

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As you can see, this picture -- the cover of John Lemonade and Poko Ono's album 'Abnormal Music No. 111: Two Nudists' -- has been tastefully censored. Notice the appearances of the words 'fart' and 'burp', and the 'smiley face' which is actually speaking. The psycedelic colours reflect the decade in which the album was recorded and released. Image credit: This image is the cover of 'Unfinished Music No. 1: Two Virgins'. Archive - Discuss this image

Vote	Score: -3
Nomination:	Rolando8 12:56, 22 January 2008 (UTC)
For Votes: 1	Phoar. Sheer genius. Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 00:26, 23 January 2008 (UTC)
Against Votes: 4	Against Ok seriously....what the fuck... -RAHB 23:47, 22 January 2008 (UTC) Against per RAHB Æ 00:01, 23 January 2008 (UTC) No sir -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 05:35, 23 January 2008 (UTC) Not so much. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 08:06, 23 January 2008 (UTC)
Comments	rm, -3 -- The Zombiebaron 15:13, 24 January 2008 (UTC)

Channel Wormhole™ (history, logs)

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The unusually intimidating trip through television channels is usually an acid one. Or maybe it's just Freeview Image credit: Gert5 Archive - Discuss this image

Vote	Score: -3 Masterpiece Wannabes
Nomination:	Sir General Minister G5 FIYC UPotM [Y] #21 F@H KUN 11:49, 19 January 2008 (UTC)
For Votes: 3	SN+Eight - Do selfnoms still give fors or do they give aints now? --Sir General Minister G5 FIYC UPotM [Y] #21 F@H KUN 11:49, 19 January 2008 (UTC)  For. - Haha I love it :) (Bonner) (Talk) Jan 19, 11:55  For. - You usually get aints but i'm retarded. Nice pic, i get sucked in everyday, you should make an article. --AmericanBastard 02:38, 20 January 2008 (UTC)
Against Votes: 6	Against - I've just checked, and watching television on acid just makes CNN very interesting. No wormholes. Sorry. -- The Zombiebaron 19:49, 19 January 2008 (UTC) I'm sorry, I just don't see what's funny here,  Against.--Æ 19:50, 19 January 2008 (UTC) Against. I can't find the funny. I think it's hiding. Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 23:56, 20 January 2008 (UTC) Against. It's well done, but not... well... funny. --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 10:36, 21 January 2008 (UTC)  Against. It scares me. -- Kaizer the Bjorn takkun (nya nya) (1961 model!) Check out T61! 02:32, 22 January 2008 (UTC) Against Nah -RAHB 23:44, 22 January 2008 (UTC)
Comments	rm, -3 -- The Zombiebaron 22:46, 24 January 2008 (UTC)

Bill Gates search.jpg (history, logs)

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Bill Personally ensured Vista's search algorithm was as accurate as possible Image credit: Vista Help + Support, MS Paint and Minidido Archive - Discuss this image

Vote	Score: -3
Nomination:	Minidido 02:55, 26 January 2008 (UTC)
For Votes: 0	No for votes
Against Votes: 3	Against - "I don't get it". -- The Zombiebaron 18:17, 26 January 2008 (UTC) Against There is no "it." -RAHB 20:32, 26 January 2008 (UTC) Weak against Funny, but not feature-quality. Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me! 03:49, 27 January 2008 (UTC)
Comments	rm, -3 -- The Zombiebaron 04:08, 27 January 2008 (UTC)

Microsoft Monopoly (history, logs)

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Avoiding antitrust laws since 1995. Image credit: CartoonDiablo Archive - Discuss this image

Vote	Score: -3 Companies in control of an industry
Nomination:	CartoonDiablo 03:51, 27 January 2008 (UTC)
For Votes: +2	Self Nom and for -- CartoonDiablo For....sure we already have Thermopylae but this is a funny twist in its own right. -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)
Against Votes: 5	Against - We've already got one terribly text based image on this theme. And that one is better. Much better. -- The Zombiebaron 03:59, 27 January 2008 (UTC) Against - While the picture itself is OK, I think it could do a lot better. Adding squares that aren't Blue Screens of Death would probably be a good first step. Second, although I am a Linux/Unix zealot who absolutely hates Microsoft, I don't find the old "M$ sucks" idea funny, and I believe that many others also agree with me when I say this concept is old. However, I have yet to see any humorous pictures stating that Linux, FreeBSD, or perhaps even Apple, suck. Try considering one of those. --Sir Starnestommy (Talk • Contribs • CUN) 05:32, Jan. 27, 2008 Meh, per the above. It's just kinda boring, and it's been done. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 05:34, Jan 27 This appears to be BSoD's on a Monopoly board. I don't get it. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 19:34 Jan 27, 2008 Against per everyone else--Æ 19:35, 27 January 2008 (UTC)
Comments	As a reply to Starnestommy there really isn't a lot of jokes you can actually do besides like 5 other "acquire competitor" squares but then having those you just create an imbalance unless you have like the actual jokes make up half the board. And on the note with having it make fun of apple/linux etc. that wouldn't work because there really isn't a whole lot wrong with those OS I mean apple leopard was actually hailed by critics as being "flawless". -- CartoonDiablo rm, -3 -- The Zombiebaron 19:38, 27 January 2008 (UTC)

Dividing by Zero (history, logs)

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Mathematicians' attempts to divide by zero weren't a success. Image credit: RobbingtoN Archive - Discuss this image

Vote	Score: -3 / 0
Nomination:	Æ 15:21, 27 January 2008 (UTC)
For Votes: 2	NF - good QF--Æ 15:21, 27 January 2008 (UTC)  UltraFag :) ~Fag x FS 15:22, 27 January 2008 (UTC)
Against Votes: 5	Against, never a big fan of animated gifs or math, I also did not find this funny. -- The Zombiebaron 19:20, 27 January 2008 (UTC)  Nah. The joke's a little too stupid to be funny, in my opinion. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 19:32 Jan 27, 2008 NO! Animations bad! Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 19:51, 27 January 2008 (UTC) Against I do find it funny, but don't find it of front page quality. -RAHB 04:17, 28 January 2008 (UTC)  Against. As per everyone above, except I do like math, unlike Zombiebaron. -- Kaizer the Bjorn takkun (nya nya) (1961 model!) Check out T61! 04:48, 28 January 2008 (UTC)

Drumsticks.jpg (history, logs)

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A modern drummer, demonstrating proper use of drumsticks. This particular drummer prefers to use one each of the "ice cream" and "chicken" varieties. Different flavors of each are known to produce distinctly different tones. Image credit: RAHB and Masterd Archive - Discuss this image

Vote	Score: -5
Nomination:	RAHB 08:52, 26 January 2008 (UTC)
For Votes: 2	SNF Wasn't actually planning on nomming this, but I guess I'll give it a shot, since some people seemed to enjoy the much worse earlier version. This is actually a collab with Masterd but I don't think this template was made for multiple usernames. Thanks for that ZB. -RAHB 08:52, 26 January 2008 (UTC) For Me likey.--General And Min. THEDUDEMAN 18:15, 26 January 2008 (UTC)
Against Votes: 7	Against - I do appreciate the betterness of the new version, but it still doesn't really do it to me. Ya'know? Plus, the sticks don't really fit in... -- The Zombiebaron 18:19, 26 January 2008 (UTC) Against - yeah as good as you can possibly make it the whole concept itself isn't funny at all. --CartoonDiablo 04:02, 27 January 2008 (UTC) Against - While you have a good base picture, there are two main things that stand out about it: One, the drumsticks look obviously like they were shopped, and two, the resolution could be a bit better. As for the humor aspect, I could not grasp the concept you were attempting to convey through this photograph. --Sir Starnestommy (Talk • Contribs • CUN) 05:35, Jan. 27, 2008 Nah. Sorry, but the play on words just seems too obvious to me. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 05:39, Jan 27 Against. Image doesn't bug me anymore, I just don't find it funny. Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 19:55, 27 January 2008 (UTC)  Against. its a feeble pun -- Kaizer the Bjorn takkun (nya nya) (1961 model!) Check out T61! 04:46, 28 January 2008 (UTC)

Shit Cross (history, logs)

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Found fossilized on the side of Mount Sinai, this is believed to be the first thing that Moses did after reciving the tablets with the words on them. This is truly a holy shit. Image credit: Zombiebaron Archive - Discuss this image

Vote	Score: -3 holy shits
Nomination:
For Votes: 4	Self-Nomination and For - I hate to do this. I truly do. This method — where I nom this image and make a comment about how VFP has turned into shit lately, urging people to get off their collective asses and make images — has worked in the past. And hey, I also really like this image. So bonus points there too. -- The Zombiebaron 04:10, 22 January 2008 (UTC) For to remind people what happens when good images aren't created at a mass-production pace and scale. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 04:49, 24 January 2008 (UTC) Holy Shit - Literally. --Sir Starnestommy (Talk • Contribs • CUN) 18:06, Jan. 26, 2008 Wow, quality has gone down. ... Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me! 03:50, 27 January 2008 (UTC)
Against Votes: 7	Eww. And you guys thought the penis man was gross. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 04:33, Jan 22 Return of the against of the Shit cross -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 16:35, 22 January 2008 (UTC) Son Of The Return Of Shut Up And Play Yer Against Vote -RAHB 23:45, 22 January 2008 (UTC) *barfs* Parsat 02:23, 25 January 2008 (UTC) Against using Photoshop for evil. Also, for poo. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 06:01, 26 January 2008 (UTC) Icky. I turned off images so I could vote without having to look at this again. Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 19:59, 27 January 2008 (UTC)  Fucking Disgusting Picture Also, the poop doesn't make it any better looking -- Kaizer the Bjorn takkun (nya nya) (1961 model!) Check out T61! 04:44, 28 January 2008 (UTC)
Comments	Sad abstain. Can't bring myself to go either way.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 04:00, 27 January 2008 (UTC) Rm, its work is done here... -- The Zombiebaron 06:45, 28 January 2008 (UTC)

Honey I Lost The Kid (history, logs)

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"You'll lose yourself in this Comedy!" Image credit: CartoonDiablo Archive - Discuss this image

Vote	Score: -4 Kid who was killed by her parents.
Nomination:	CartoonDiablo
For Votes: 4	SNF- tehehe good thing I'm a Buddist otherwise I'd be going to hell. -- CartoonDiablo for--Theweelad 21:51, 1 February 2008 (UTC) For Made me laugh, but then I'm sick, or so my doctor tells me (I'm already going to hell). MrN 22:58, Feb 3  For. This disgusts me. It takes a person well versed in assholerry to create an image like this, however plain. --DyslexicRetard 09:20, 5 February 2008 (UTC)
Against Votes: 8	Absofuckingloutlynot. ~ Mordillo where is my MARCH OF FLAMES? 22:00, 1 February 2008 (UTC) Against I could have done this. -- Thankful Kippy Share blessings Bountiful harvest 00:12, Feb. 2, 2008 Against Its just not the same without Rick Moranis. -- The Zombiebaron 00:29, 2 February 2008 (UTC) No - per Kip, I'd have to agree it's not very good image manipulation. Also, the image just isn't funny--Æ 00:55, 2 February 2008 (UTC) Ummmm, hmmm -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 22:39, 3 February 2008 (UTC) Against. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 22:52, Feb 3 EPIC against. I'd also have this deleted if I had my way. It's now believed that the word "Madeleine" sells newspapers, so to see it here just pisses me off. --~Fag x FS 10:51, 4 February 2008 (UTC) EPICer Fail Also it would be nice if you would stop being such an asshole CartoonDiablo. -RAHB 07:26, 5 February 2008 (UTC)
Comments	Kip.....what the fuck. "OMFG I COULD DUN THIS UR GHEY!" -- CartoonDiablo Abst Not a really good image, sick, but it did make me laugh my not oft used maniacal laugh. Mwa Huh Ha!Sir DJ ~ Irreverent

Windows Vista Upgrade Pack (history, logs)

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Finally, the users of Windows Vista, for a long time the best OS in existence, get the opportunity to try an even better OS. Image credit: Inirapsag1 Archive - Discuss this image

Vote	Score: -3 upgraded Vista installations
Nomination:	Sikon 17:39, 2 February 2008 (UTC)
For Votes: 1	N+F. Yes, I realize that Microsoft jokes are stalled. - Sikon 17:39, 2 February 2008 (UTC)
Against Votes: 4	Meh, too text-based for my likings. Against. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 17:44, Feb 2 Tl;Dr, not only is this very very text based, but the text doesn't even try to fit in. The Xp logo'n'text is too blurred, while the "DRM Free" is obviously added. Also, Rick Moranis. Yeah, that's the third time I've mentioned Rick Moranis in three VFP votes. -- The Zombiebaron 16:38, 3 February 2008 (UTC) Against This image kinda sucks. -- Thankful Kippy Share blessings Bountiful harvest 23:08, Feb. 4, 2008 Against No Kip. This image just sucks. There's nothing "kinda" about it. -RAHB 07:30, 5 February 2008 (UTC)

Taft Punk press shot (history, logs)

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The two members of progressive rock group Taft Punk, former presidents Taft and Roosevelt, suit up for their first national tour to promote their album "Industry" and a bill enforcing stricter regulation on food and drug distribution. Image credit: Modusoperandi Archive - Discuss this image

Vote	Score: -4 repetitions of "Rock, reform rock"
Nomination:	T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 20:24, 10 February 2008 (UTC)
For Votes: 3	Nom + For. An image MO made for a WiP of mine that I am tremendously pleased with. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 20:24, 10 February 2008 (UTC) For -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 04:15, 11 February 2008 (UTC) For, just to prolong the discomfort for a little bit longer. Moo ha-ha! Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 00:02, 12 February 2008 (UTC)
Against Votes: 7	Zombiebaron -- Kaizer the Bjorn takkun (nya nya) (1961 model!) Check out T61! 21:08, 10 February 2008 (UTC) Against, not really funny, especially when it's just the image. Captain Can you read that? Feel the love. 03:12, 11 February 2008 (UTC) Nope Didn't really strike me as funny, though it's not a bad photoshop. --Sir Seeker (Call me?) |KUN|VFP| 15:25, 11 February 2008 (UTC) Against, Modus did a top-notch job, but its not a funny image. -- The Zombiebaron 15:55, 11 February 2008 (UTC) Against. Per the others above. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 22:31, 11 February 2008 (UTC) Against -RAHB 06:59, 13 February 2008 (UTC) Against - As above really (Bonner) (Talk) Feb 16, 22:38
Comments	Abstain. I want to vote against, but I probably shouldn't since it's a musical reference I don't get. -- Thankful Kippy Share blessings Bountiful harvest 23:19, Feb. 11, 2008 rm, -4 -- The Zombiebaron 18:52, 17 February 2008 (UTC)

Why-tarantula-Demetri Martin.jpg (history, logs)

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That stunned expression tells me that you are glad you got a tattoo of a tarantula on your face. Image credit: Modusoperandi Archive - Discuss this image

Vote	Score: -6.5
Nomination:	Æ 23:53, 17 February 2008 (UTC)
For Votes: 1.5	N+F - I love this image and not just because it features my picture.--Æ 23:53, 17 February 2008 (UTC)  Weak forSomewhat of a poor job, but the image needs no explanation. -- Kaizer the Bjorn takkun (nya nya) (1961 model!) Check out T61! 04:36, 19 February 2008 (UTC)
Against Votes: 8	Against Makes zero sense by itself. -RAHB 05:14, 18 February 2008 (UTC) Against for the same reasons mentioned above. --Sir Seeker (Call me?) |KUN|VFP| 08:46, 18 February 2008 (UTC) Squash --AAA! (AAAA) 16:23, 18 February 2008 (UTC) Against Per MO. Demetri Martin with a tarantula tattoo on his face without the proper context of the article just isn't funny. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 23:34, 18 February 2008 (UTC) Per MO. Sorry, it's a great image and it works great in the page, but it's just not VFP-material. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 04:37, Feb 19 Against. Doesn't stand up on its own. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 12:53, 19 February 2008 (UTC) Against. Spiders are scary. Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 03:55, 20 February 2008 (UTC)  Against. ~ Jacques Pirat, Esq. Converse : Benefactions : U.w.p. 20/02/2008 @ 03:58
Comments	Abstain. Out of context, it loses something. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 00:19, 18 February 2008 (UTC) Comment: Use the damn 'show preview' button, kaizer! - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 04:37, Feb 19

PS3mote (history, logs)

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Some crazy awesome photoshopping skills displayed here- I want one! Image credit: I think the guy who uploaded this is now banned. Archive - Discuss this image

Vote	Score: -10
Nomination:	DarkBlue 23:37, 17 February 2008 (UTC)
For Votes: 1	for so so true ...
Against Votes: 11	Against. Zombiebaron-based image. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 23:45, Feb 17 Against --Æ 23:59, 17 February 2008 (UTC) Not Original -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 04:27, 18 February 2008 (UTC) Well, you know -RAHB 05:12, 18 February 2008 (UTC)  They didn't steal all of that! They just sort of did. -->:( 06:02, 18 February 2008 (UTC) Against This image is every where on the net, I doubt it's original. --Sir Seeker (Call me?) |KUN|VFP| 08:58, 18 February 2008 (UTC) -6! --AAA! (AAAA) 16:25, 18 February 2008 (UTC) Against. Per all of the above. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 12:16, 19 February 2008 (UTC)  Against. ditto -- Kaizer the Bjorn takkun (nya nya) (1961 model!) Check out T61! 17:13, 19 February 2008 (UTC) Against, again. For good measure. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 17:28, 19 February 2008 (UTC) Against, as part of my nonexistent campaign to put my sig on every page. Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 03:54, 20 February 2008 (UTC)

Tha Octopus O' wrath AKA Barry (history, logs)

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Octopus O' wrath Image credit: Tha Machine Archive - Discuss this image

Vote	Score: -5
Nomination:	203.129.62.197 02:18, 24 February 2008 (UTC)
For Votes: 0	No for votes
Against Votes: 5	Against. -- Kaizer the Bjorn takkun (nya nya) (1961 model!) Check out T61! 16:49, 24 February 2008 (UTC) Against -- The Zombiebaron 17:15, 24 February 2008 (UTC) Nah -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 19:19, 24 February 2008 (UTC) Uh... yeah. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 19:38, 24 February 2008 (UTC) Against It doesn't seem feature worthy in my opinion. --Sir Seeker (Call me?) |KUN|VFP| 02:31, 25 February 2008 (UTC)
Comments	Abstain I like the image, and I'm really close to saying weak for, but I just don't think that its feature-worthy. Robertodole 19:27, 24 February 2008 (UTC)