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nWo Silver (history, logs)

Featured picture candidate

Rumor has it, that this is what Codeine's mum looks like.

Image credit: Flutter!
Archive - Discuss this image

Score: -3 gueritas
Nomination: Extrasolar intelligence revealed! By this fish! By the way, if this was in the UnNews, it would be called: UnNews:Wierd fish that can detect radio waves "detected" alien conversation from a nearby planet.Flutter Fan girl 1.jpg Tuwoolookie! | My History | Brute! Nuke explosion.gif 19:06, 5 July 2009 (UTC)
For Votes: 0

No for votes

Against Votes: 3
  1. ? I'm not reading you on any channels - I live in your eyes 22:53, 5 July 2009 (UTC)
  2. No I don't get it, I thought people got ever "Your mom" jokes. --Shadowslayer 23:48, 5 July 2009 (UTC)
  3. Against I fail to see how this is original (it looks like a yearbook photo). Also, dangerously in-jokey. Self reference is only good when it's about me. I'm awesome. Seriously! Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 19:50, 5 July 2009 (UTC)
Comments
  • Damnit, I knew this shit would blow craps. It's predictable, ppl. I nom + fail.—Extrasolar intelligence revealed! By this fish! By the way, if this was in the UnNews, it would be called: UnNews:Wierd fish that can detect radio waves "detected" alien conversation from a nearby planet.Flutter Fan girl 1.jpg Tuwoolookie! | My History | Brute! Nuke explosion.gif 01:19, 6 July 2009 (UTC)
  • In truth, she's the girl I pick on in school; BTW I'm not a bully and do that in a playful matter. I nommed it so I can share it, not men't to be featured, only the caption seems to be the feature material. Pretty vain, huh? If you read my bio you'll know why things like this have begun. And I'm not going to nom every crappy not-men't-to-be images, so don't worry (you better). Its a conquest (with only images)!—Extrasolar intelligence revealed! By this fish! By the way, if this was in the UnNews, it would be called: UnNews:Wierd fish that can detect radio waves "detected" alien conversation from a nearby planet.Flutter Fan girl 1.jpg Tuwoolookie! | My History | Brute! Nuke explosion.gif 02:29, 6 July 2009 (UTC)


Michael_Bay's_The_Godfather.jpg (history, logs)

Featured picture candidate
Michael_Bay's_The_Godfather.jpg

I'm gonna make an explosion you can't refuse.

Image credit: padddy5
Archive - Discuss this image

Score: -3 Horse's Heads
Nomination: Padddy5 22:37, 6 July 2009 (UTC)
For Votes: 2
  1. Took me ages finding the pictures and resizing them.
  2. For. Megan fox. nuff said --
Against Votes: 5
  1. Against. I salute the effort. But it's very texty, and while the idea of a Michael Bay remake of The Godfather does tickle me, this poster by itself just doesn't. Sorry. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 08:45, Jul 7
  2. against as per UU. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 15:22, 7 July 2009 (UTC)
  3. Against The idea's good, but the poster is wrong. Just not visual enough. I live in your eyes 01:23, 8 July 2009 (UTC)
  4. Against. Megan fox. nuff said --Redlips10.gif Roman Dog Bird I hope you know I pack a chainsaw 02:23, 8 July 2009 (UTC)
  5. The Goodfather.Extrasolar intelligence revealed! By this fish! By the way, if this was in the UnNews, it would be called: UnNews:Wierd fish that can detect radio waves "detected" alien conversation from a nearby planet.Flutter Fan girl 1.jpg Tuwoolookie! | My History | Brute! Nuke explosion.gif 04:05, 9 July 2009 (UTC)
Comments

Rm, -3. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 06:22, 9 July 2009 (UTC)


Zim Buddha (history, logs)

Featured picture candidate
Zim Buddha

Zim Buddhist zimdo practice with optional hashish pipes.

Image credit: A present from Mhaille to zim_ulator.
Archive - Discuss this image

Score: -4 sounds of one bong smoking
Nomination: Zimbuddha.jpg Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 18:35, 10 July 2009 (UTC)
For Votes: 2
  1. For I may be biased, but there you are. Zimbuddha.jpg Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 18:35, 10 July 2009 (UTC)
  2. Save pics! 4! Mr Zhe-mel-talki-signe-singaporel-bling Brute! It's 11 July-03:24 ...with savings!
Against Votes: 6
  1. Smite lightning.svg Eh. Icons-flag-it.png Don 15px-AAN.jpg20px-Oberst.jpg Puttano cHeDDs 15px-Jenny_Spy_Revised_Again.jpg 19px-Leprechaun_army.jpg 15px-TMMAN.jpeg 20px-Missmurder.jpeg 15px-SCBBQGPOS.jpg User talk:CheddarBBQ 22:25,10July,2009
  2. Symbol declined.svg Against. didn't laugh.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink.jpg 22:27 10 July 2009
  3. Symbol declined.svg Against. I don't get it. —Extrasolar intelligence revealed! By this fish! By the way, if this was in the UnNews, it would be called: UnNews:Wierd fish that can detect radio waves "detected" alien conversation from a nearby planet.Flutter Fan girl 1.jpg Tuwoolookie! | My History | Brute! Nuke explosion.gif 23:26, 10 July 2009 (UTC)
  4. Explain yourself first. What are we supposed to find funny about this? --Redlips10.gif Roman Dog Bird I hope you know I pack a chainsaw 00:12, 11 July 2009 (UTC)
  5. Huh? - T.L.B. Baloon.gif WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 04:28, Jul 11
  6. Symbol declined.svg What? -- GBA2005 I Want You! 15:55, 11 July 2009 (UTC)
  7. Symbol declined.svg Je sui confuse -- If I knew how this was funny... Rbpolsen Icons-flag-us.png 03:42, 12 July 2009 (UTC)
Comments

Rm, -4. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 06:59, 12 July 2009 (UTC)


Teletubby nuke.jpg (history, logs)

Featured picture candidate
Teletubby nuke.jpg

The Tubby Union shown launching a nuclear attack on the People's Teletubby Republic

Image credit: Rbpolsen
Archive - Discuss this image

Score: -3 Radioactive Teletubbies
Nomination: Mr Zhe-mel-talki-signe-singaporel-bling Brute! It's 11 July-03:26 ...with savings! 03:26, 11 July 2009 (UTC)
For Votes: 3
  1. Uncyclopedia Puzzle Potato Notext.png Nom doubleplu- For! Mr Zhe-mel-talki-signe-singaporel-bling Brute! It's 11 July-03:26 ...with savings!
  2. Ankh smite.png I hate the People's Teletubby Republic Icons-flag-it.png Don 15px-AAN.jpg20px-Oberst.jpg Puttano cHeDDs 15px-Jenny_Spy_Revised_Again.jpg 19px-Leprechaun_army.jpg 15px-TMMAN.jpeg 20px-Missmurder.jpeg 15px-SCBBQGPOS.jpg User talk:CheddarBBQ 15:30,11July,2009
  3. Symbol keep vote.svg As do I... I should know, I investigated. Glad to see this here. Didn't know y'all like this. I am voting for this because I think we need to forge new jokes that have novelty. This is a step in that direction. Rbpolsen Icons-flag-us.png 03:39, 12 July 2009 (UTC)
Against Votes: 6
  1. Interesting idea, but it didn't make me laugh. - T.L.B. Baloon.gif WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 04:27, Jul 11
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg No Way, Bro - I don't get it, sorry. --Redlips10.gif Roman Dog Bird I hope you know I pack a chainsaw 04:33, 11 July 2009 (UTC)
  3. Symbol declined.svg Against.ICBMs don't blend in well with the background-- GBA2005 I Want You! 15:51, 11 July 2009 (UTC)
  4. Lame. Necropaxx (T) {~} 23:13, Jul 11
  5. Ummm...... no.Extrasolar intelligence revealed! By this fish! By the way, if this was in the UnNews, it would be called: UnNews:Wierd fish that can detect radio waves "detected" alien conversation from a nearby planet.Flutter Fan girl 1.jpg Tuwoolookie! | My History | Brute! Nuke explosion.gif 04:43, 12 July 2009 (UTC)
  6. Symbol declined.svg No. --A.Z?MUN123 TCE 02:25, 13 July 2009 (UTC)
Comments

Rm, -3. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 18:53, 13 July 2009 (UTC)


[[:File:Mickey Mouse - Hate haet hat!.png|User:Bad Shroom]] (history, logs)

Featured picture candidate
User:Bad Shroom

Even TV actors "HATE HATE HAT!" Uncyclopedia.

Image credit: Insert image credits here
Archive - Discuss this image

Score: -6 anti-"haet"ers
Nomination: Bad Shroom 20:23, 11 July 2009 (UTC)
For Votes: 1
  1. You bought my vote, Shroom. At least I'm mentioned and remembered somewhere.Extrasolar intelligence revealed! By this fish! By the way, if this was in the UnNews, it would be called: UnNews:Wierd fish that can detect radio waves "detected" alien conversation from a nearby planet.Flutter Fan girl 1.jpg Tuwoolookie! | My History | Brute! Nuke explosion.gif 04:37, 12 July 2009 (UTC)
Against Votes: 7
  1. Smite lightning.svg Smite. Oh my God, so many reasons. Texty, weird, creepy, ugly, doesn't make sense, and just plain not funny at all. Icons-flag-it.png Don 15px-AAN.jpg20px-Oberst.jpg Puttano cHeDDs 15px-Jenny_Spy_Revised_Again.jpg 19px-Leprechaun_army.jpg 15px-TMMAN.jpeg 20px-Missmurder.jpeg 15px-SCBBQGPOS.jpg User talk:CheddarBBQ 22:35,11July,2009
  2. yawn --Redlips10.gif Roman Dog Bird I hope you know I pack a chainsaw 23:58, 11 July 2009 (UTC)
  3. Against. Texty. Also, said text is pretty small and not easy to read, plus it's really not worth the effort of reading it - it's not funny. And the image certainly isn't funny of its own accord. No. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 09:18, Jul 12
  4. Flutter--the new kakun? - T.L.B. Baloon.gif WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 20:38, Jul 12
  5. Symbol declined.svg No. --A.Z?MUN123 TCE 02:25, 13 July 2009 (UTC)
  6. against. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 13:22, 13 July 2009 (UTC)
  7. Symbol declined.svg Against. Texty -- GBA2005 I Want You! 15:12, 13 July 2009 (UTC)
Comments
  1. Symbol neutral vote.svg Abstain. - I wish people wouldn't nominate things like this. Rbpolsen♦☺

Icons-flag-us.png 03:40, 12 July 2009 (UTC)

  1. Did I call the nomination police? I don't think so. Nominating it was just a mistake. Now, will the douchebags please step down?--Bad Shroom 20:32, 12 July 2009 (UTC)

Rm, -6. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 18:56, 13 July 2009 (UTC)


Where is The Masked Editor! (history, logs)

Featured picture candidate
Where is The Masked Editor!

Saddam has alot of explaining to do, weired topics at that....

Image credit: Its me, Its me, its FLU!
Archive - Discuss this image

Score: -6 big shows
Nomination: Extrasolar intelligence revealed! By this fish! By the way, if this was in the UnNews, it would be called: UnNews:Wierd fish that can detect radio waves "detected" alien conversation from a nearby planet.Flutter Fan girl 1.jpg Tuwoolookie! | My History | Brute! Nuke explosion.gif 08:54, 12 July 2009 (UTC)
For Votes: 0

No for votes

Against Votes: 6
  1. Against. What is it with Big Show recently? And what is it with pointless noms of images that aren't funny? --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 09:16, Jul 12
    Fine, so its not funny. Don't have to be like that. hmph!Extrasolar intelligence revealed! By this fish! By the way, if this was in the UnNews, it would be called: UnNews:Wierd fish that can detect radio waves "detected" alien conversation from a nearby planet.Flutter Fan girl 1.jpg Tuwoolookie! | My History | Brute! Nuke explosion.gif 17:40, 12 July 2009 (UTC)
    It's a genuine question - there have been a few pics with Show in them nommed recently, and there have been a lot of unfunny, meme-y images nommed recently as well. Why is that? --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 08:42, Jul 13
  2. No. - T.L.B. Baloon.gif WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 20:39, Jul 12
  3. Simply No --Asahatter (annoy)
  4. Symbol declined.svg No. --A.Z?MUN123 TCE 02:25, 13 July 2009 (UTC)
  5. against. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 13:20, 13 July 2009 (UTC)
  6. Symbol declined.svg Against. -- GBA2005 I Want You! 15:10, 13 July 2009 (UTC)
Comments

Rm, minus a bunch. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 18:56, 13 July 2009 (UTC)


Dinner Time (history, logs)

Featured picture candidate
Dinner Time

Wolf thinks he's gonna have some epic lunch, but No!

Image credit: Fattybelly
Archive - Discuss this image

Score: -4 Obese Predators
Nomination: Fattybelly 02:20, 13 July 2009 (UTC)
For Votes: 1

Nomination and For --Fattybelly 02:20, 13 July 2009 (UTC)

Against Votes: 5
  1. Symbol declined.svg No. --A.Z?MUN123 TCE 02:24, 13 July 2009 (UTC)
  2. Against - T.L.B. Baloon.gif WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 03:43, Jul 13
  3. Symbol declined.svg Just No - Rbpolsen Icons-flag-us.png 03:49, 13 July 2009 (UTC)
  4. against. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 13:20, 13 July 2009 (UTC)
  5. Symbol declined.svg Against. -- GBA2005 I Want You! 15:08, 13 July 2009 (UTC)
Comments

Rm, -4. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 18:56, 13 July 2009 (UTC)


Admiral Ackbar Cereal (history, logs)

Featured picture candidate
Admiral Ackbar Cereal

It's definitely not a trap

Image credit: none
Archive - Discuss this image

Score: -2 Traps you can Taste!
Nomination: Crazytrain117 19:27, 14 July 2009 (UTC)
For Votes: 0

No for votes

Against Votes: 2

Against - Anyone whose seen Robot Chicken knows that this ain't original. I think that Mr. Train has been taken for a ride. (Sorry, nothing personal, I just couldn't resist making that pun) - I live in your eyes 20:37, 14 July 2009 (UTC)

  • Symbol declined.svg IT'S A TRAP! - Rbpolsen Icons-flag-us.png 22:39, 14 July 2009 (UTC)
Comments

Fail. Not original. It was apparently a Robot Chicken sketch. I have no idea what that means. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 23:09, 14 July 2009 (UTC)


It's a reefer day, you want some police man? (history, logs)

Featured picture candidate
It's a reefer day, you want some police man?

Mary-Jane told authorities that she was using the pot as a cooking utensil, however witnesses confirm that she was planted firmly inside of it while it had soil in it.

Image credit: Acrolo
Archive - Discuss this image

Score: -3 Crazy Reefers
Nomination: Sir ACROLO KUNFPWAOTMFA •(SPAM) 17:06, 15 July 2009 (UTC)
For Votes: 1
  1. SelfSymbol for vote.svg For. It went through reefer desk got some suggestions made some edits- HAHAHA Reefer desk get it? Sir ACROLO KUNFPWAOTMFA •(SPAM) 17:06, 15 July 2009 (UTC)
Against Votes: 4
  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Sorry I know I nomm'ed had a drug-referencing image, but I just don't find this that funny. Rbpolsen Icons-flag-us.png 19:17, 15 July 2009 (UTC)
  2. against. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 19:42, 15 July 2009 (UTC)
  3. drug humour sux --Roman Dog Bird 21:10, 15 July 2009 (UTC)
  4. Against. - T.L.B. Baloon.gif WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 02:50, Jul 16
Comments

Rm, -3. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 03:28, 16 July 2009 (UTC)



This is your Tigger on Drugs (history, logs)

Featured picture candidate
This is your Tigger on Drugs

Any questions?

Image credit: Rbpolsen Icons-flag-us.png, a redo of a crappy image by someone from the Fundação Desciclomídia, the portuguese version of Uncyclopedia.
Archive - Discuss this image

Score: -4 Wasted Tiggers
Nomination: Rbpolsen Icons-flag-us.png 22:33, 14 July 2009 (UTC)
For Votes: 1
  1. Rbpolsen for.png For - Because I want to keep it alive long enough to see if their are any other opinions. If no one (or few) vote for it, I'll walk away quite, but I want to see what others have to say, call me selfish, but I'm really curious Rbpolsen Icons-flag-us.png
Against Votes: 5
  1. Against; Ok, so, I'm not really familiar with the "Your Brain On Drugs" line of anti-drug commercials (they were either before my time, or not played in Canada, I'm not sure which), but I'm pretty sure the whole point of that whole brand of persuasion is to make people afraid of the "harmful effects" of drugs. Tigger looks like he's having a pretty swell time. Now, if he was passed out in a puddle of his own puke, eyes rolled back, skinny as a rail, it might be a different story. -- The Zombiebaron 01:30, 15 July 2009 (UTC)
  2. Zombiebaron. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 13:09, 15 July 2009 (UTC)
  3. Symbol declined.svg DRUGS!--A.Z?MUN123 TCE 15:41, 15 July 2009 (UTC)
  4. Against. It looks like a bumper sticker on a Phish fan's VW bus. And we all know how funny Phish fans are... -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN21:05, 15 Jul
  5. ^^^What he said^^^ --Roman Dog Bird 21:12, 15 July 2009 (UTC)
Comments

I'm almost tempted to vote For, since the look in Tigger's eyes just freaks me the fuck out. However, as per The Baron, I don't think it's enough by itself. Perhaps if you made it look a little more preachy-anti-drugs advert (like http://drugtrain.net/drugs/heroin/heroin_screws_you_up.html), then you might have something. Watch the text, though. --Guybles CUN 13:17, 15 July 2009 (UTC)

I have a question, and it's just out of curiosity. Y'all have stated that you dislike this image because it combines the message, "This is your Tigger on Drugs", a satirical spin on a classic message with a wasted but ecstatic Tigger. So my question is, would any of you have voted for if it was just the image without the caption? The whole idea was the the image would be a caption mismatch, adding to the humor instead of killing it. Rbpolsen Icons-flag-us.png 19:14, 15 July 2009 (UTC)

I would have found it funnier if it didn't have the caption. I'm abstaining for now, but would definitely vote four if there wasn't the caption. -- Soldat Teh PWNerator (pwnt!)

Rm, -4 Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 03:28, 16 July 2009 (UTC).


Hypno (history, logs)

Featured picture candidate
Hypno

You will obey. I am your master. Stare at the image and you will not vote against. You are feeling sleepy. After you awaken, you have already voted for.
You will obey. I am your master. Stare at the image and you will not vote against. You are feeling sleepy. After you awaken, you have already voted for.

Image credit: Insert image credits here
Archive - Discuss this image

Score: -3 slaves
Nomination: Fallopian 21:05, 16 July 2009 (UTC)
For Votes: 1
  1. sn+f YOU PPL WILL OBEY!!--Fallopian 21:05, 16 July 2009 (UTC)
Against Votes: 4
  1. Against; Ha ha ha. Joke nominations are so 2006. -- The Zombiebaron 21:59, 16 July 2009 (UTC)
  2. Rbpolsen against.png Too Bad — Apparently I'm not susceptible to hypnosis, either that or you're doing it wrong. Rbpolsen Icons-flag-us.png 05:28, 17 July 2009 (UTC)
  3. against. "drugs are for losers, and hypnosis is for losers with big, weird eyebrows." SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 13:17, 17 July 2009 (UTC)
  4. Against where's the humor? -- Soldat Teh PWNerator (pwnt!)
Comments
  1. Could be potentially amusing if the formatting weren't messed up. Can you fix? - T.L.B. Baloon.gif WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 22:13, Jul 16
    ? Looks okay to me. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN22:15, 16 Jul
    This is what I see. In addition to the bad grammar, which I am about to fix, the darker text is overlapping the image. - T.L.B. Baloon.gif WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 00:59, Jul 17
  2. Symbol neutral vote.svg Abstain. -- GBA2005 I Want You! 22:43, 16 July 2009 (UTC)

Rm, -3. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 23:43, 17 July 2009 (UTC)


Professional blood sampler (history, logs)

Featured picture candidate
Professional blood sampler

Just a normal guy with a casual shirt and a government vehicle

Image credit: DJ Redshift's narc cache
Archive - Discuss this image

Score: -4
Nomination: 99.24.163.70 01:07, 20 July 2009 (UTC)
For Votes: 0

No for votes

Against Votes: 4
  1. No Not even close. --Shadowslayer 19:49, 20 July 2009 (UTC)
  2. Against First off, this isn't a funny picture. Secondly, this isn't an original picture, so the nomination is invalid. MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 01:12, 20 July 2009 (UTC)
  3. Against weres teh funniez?!?!? -- Soldat Teh PWNerator (pwnt!)
  4. Against. Not funny. End of. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 08:48, Jul 20
Comments

Rm, -3.5. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 02:47, 21 July 2009 (UTC)


Ayou.JPG (history, logs)

Featured picture candidate
Insert image title here, without link

i hope this wins Vfp

Image credit: Drunk Monkey
Archive - Discuss this image

Score: -3 hopes
Nomination: fallopian
For Votes: 4
  1. ME!--Fallopian 19:41, 18 July 2009 (UTC)
  2. For Cause it sucks. MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 19:42, 18 July 2009 (UTC)
  3. KOOL for. zh 13:48, 19 July 2009 (UTC)
  4. for hellz yes! -- Soldat Teh PWNerator (pwnt!)
Against Votes: 7
  1. Against; I think the political messages of this image are too strong, and detract from the overall comedic effect of the image. No wait. I meant "cause it sucks." -- The Zombiebaron 00:46, 19 July 2009 (UTC)
  2. Against. Needs context. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 06:42, 19 July 2009 (UTC)
  3. Against. The undertones are too objective to be anything but pseudosatirical, and the progressive cultural deviance it implies is too blunt. Yeah it sucks major kawk. --EMC [TALK] 07:47, 19 July 2009 (UTC)
  4. Doin it rong. - T.L.B. Baloon.gif WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 18:42, Jul 19
  5. Against. Needs to suck less. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 08:43, Jul 20
  6. Smite lightning.svg Smite. -- GBA2005 I Want You! 14:42, 20 July 2009 (UTC)
  7. Against. --Dame Sonje Eric 15:03, 21 July 2009 (UTC)
Comments

Rm, -3. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 15:57, 21 July 2009 (UTC)


Anti-Defecation Laws (history, logs)

Featured picture candidate
Anti-Defecation Laws

When it comes to the towns, the government doesn't take shit from anybody.

Image credit: Insert image credits here
Archive - Discuss this image

Score: -5
Nomination: Bad Shroom 21:45, 22 July 2009 (UTC)
For Votes: 0

No for votes

Against Votes: 5
  1. Smite lightning.svg Smite. This looks original... Icons-flag-it.png 17YEARSOFcHeDDaR 15px-SBQ3.JPG 00:00,23July,2009
  2. Against; I'm pretty sure that sign isn't meant as a joke. Which makes sense because it isn't funny. -- The Zombiebaron 05:41, 23 July 2009 (UTC)
  3. against. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 12:56, 23 July 2009 (UTC)
  4. Smite lightning.svg Smite. Text + propably unoriginal -- GBA2005 I Want You! 17:49, 23 July 2009 (UTC)
  5. No It's a little funny that they had to put a sign up, but just not enough. --Shadowslayer 19:46, 23 July 2009 (UTC)
Comments

Rm, -5. Also, pretty sure it's not original. Lastly, this one time I kissed a girl. I know! Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 19:55, 23 July 2009 (UTC)


Communist Redbox (history, logs)

Featured picture candidate
Communist Redbox

Your favorite movie renting contraption, now evenly distributed amongst all classes.

Image credit: Miketan323
Archive - Discuss this image

Score: -4
Nomination: Miketan323 15:34, 28 July 2009 (UTC)
For Votes:

No for votes

Against Votes: 4
  1. Smite lightning.svg Smite. It's just a redbox badly 'shopped into a picture of commies. Icons-flag-it.png 17YEARSOFcHeDDaR 15px-SBQ3.JPG 16:15,28July,2009
  2. Symbol declined.svg Against. Per Cheddar. --A.Z?MUN123 TCE 16:43, 28 July 2009 (UTC)
  3. Against; Where's the beef? -- The Zombiebaron 16:44, 28 July 2009 (UTC)
  4. Aganist. Ever heard of .png? Or funny? ==Asahatter (annoy) 21:56, 28 July 2009 (UTC)
Comments

Rm, -4. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 01:28, 29 July 2009 (UTC)


DarthGayder.JPG (history, logs)

Featured picture candidate
Insert image title here, without link

Insert image caption here

Image credit: Insert image credits here
Archive - Discuss this image

Score: -2
Nomination: JozePedro 22:00, 28 July 2009 (UTC)
For Votes: 0

No for votes

Against Votes: 2
  1. Against. Violates my sensibilities. Sig pic.PNG Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 22:02, 28 July 2009 (UTC)
  2. Smite lightning.svg Smite. Not Original -- GBA2005 I Want You! 23:23, 28 July 2009 (UTC)
Comments

[1] -- GBA2005 I Want You! 23:25, 28 July 2009 (UTC)


Not original. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 01:28, 29 July 2009 (UTC)


Pooh the Professional (history, logs)

Featured picture candidate
Pooh the Professional

Winnie the Pooh engaging rivals.

Image credit: RcMurphy
Archive - Discuss this image

Score: -3 Killer Pooh-Bears
Nomination: Rbpolsen Icons-flag-us.png 04:17, 29 July 2009 (UTC)
For Votes: 1
  1. n+f Rbpolsen Icons-flag-us.png 04:17, 29 July 2009 (UTC)
Against Votes: 4
  1. Against; That is not Winnie the Pooh. Not even close. -- The Zombiebaron 23:41, 29 July 2009 (UTC)
  2. Eh. Necropaxx (T) {~} 00:43, Jul 30
  3. Against. Kinda like the concept, definitely not the execution (no pun intended). Sig pic.PNG Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 00:46, 30 July 2009 (UTC)
  4. Againts. what he said(⇧) -- Soldat Teh PWNerator (pwnt!)
Comments

Rm, -3. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 01:58, 30 July 2009 (UTC)


"Nun"-chucks.jpg‎ (history, logs)

Featured picture candidate
"Nun"-chucks.jpg‎

Nun-Chucks

Image credit: Hotobu
Archive - Discuss this image

Score: -4
Nomination: Shitaku 13:08, 1 August 2009 (UTC)
For Votes: 1
  1. Nom and for -- Shitaku 23:06, 01 August 2009 (UTC)
Against Votes: 5
  1. No. -No.
  2. No. Sir No. (talk) (stalk) 14:17, 1 August 2009 (UTC)
  3. No n0.n0n.0n0.n0
  4. I would've voted for if it were original. See here. - T.L.B. Baloon.gif WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 15:49, Aug 1
  5. Against.--A.Z?MUN123 TCE 17:22, 1 August 2009 (UTC)
Comments

Rm, -4. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 20:10, 1 August 2009 (UTC)


Muezza.jpg (history, logs)

Featured picture candidate
Muezza.jpg

KING OF CATS!

Image credit: Mirsub Ali
Archive - Discuss this image

Score: -4
Nomination: Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 10:37, 1 August 2009 (UTC)
For Votes: 0
  1. Nom+For. I have no words to describe the genius that is this picture. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 10:37, 1 August 2009 (UTC)
Against Votes: 4
  1. Against trying nomming it here --Mn-z 14:58, 1 August 2009 (UTC)
    Don't be silly. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 15:01, 1 August 2009 (UTC)
  2. Have you ever even been to illogicopedia? Also against. - T.L.B. Baloon.gif WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 15:51, Aug 1
    Well yes, but what does this magnificent image have to do with Illogicopedia? Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 15:56, 1 August 2009 (UTC)
    Not you, mnbvcxz. I don't think he knows what kind of content that wiki appreciates. - T.L.B. Baloon.gif WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 16:08, Aug 1
  3. Against.--A.Z?MUN123 TCE 17:24, 1 August 2009 (UTC)
    Why? Why? Oh Why? Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 17:34, 1 August 2009 (UTC)
  4. This beautiful picture doesn't deserve a ruined nomination like this one. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 14:13, 2 August 2009 (UTC)
Comments
  1. Meh. Mnbvcxz messed up this nom. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 17:33, 1 August 2009 (UTC)


File:VFH LadyGaGa.PNG (history, logs)

Featured picture candidate
File:VFH LadyGaGa.PNG

haha she sucks

Image credit: Socky  (and other voters)
Archive - Discuss this image

Score: -3
Nomination: Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 11:36, 3 August 2009 (UTC)
For Votes: 1
  1. Nom+For. Per Romartus' suggestion. (The 4th against vote.) Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 11:36, 3 August 2009 (UTC)
Against Votes: 4
  1. Texty. Textier than the bible. --SoIwastolazytolearnGermanic.jpg-kun "whisper sweet nothings into thine ear..." 11:49, 3 August 2009 (UTC)
    We are witnessing a voting revolution and you complain about textiness? Lame. Very lame. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 11:59, 3 August 2009 (UTC)
  2. If this is the VFP revolution, then call me a counter-revolutionary. (By that, I mean that I spin counters. Take that, kitchen island!) Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 12:05, 3 August 2009 (UTC)
    I said "voting revolution" because I meant something like a joint VFH-VFP revolution. I wonder how long it'll take before it reaches VFD. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 12:07, 3 August 2009 (UTC)
    I don't know...<lengthy pause>...when are you gonna nom it on VFD? Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 12:11, 3 August 2009 (UTC)
    Why would I want to nom "it" on VFD? Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 12:13, 3 August 2009 (UTC)
    If I had to guess, I would say that it's due to the severe neurological damage caused by your nasty and untreated case of syphilis. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 12:17, 3 August 2009 (UTC)
    No! No! House switched the samples, I don't have syphilis! Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 12:24, 3 August 2009 (UTC)
  3. Nah It's kinda like featuring your grandpa's rotting testicles. MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 13:03, 3 August 2009 (UTC)
    That's an interesting comparison. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 13:15, 3 August 2009 (UTC)
  4. Nah Romartus was wrong... it needs to be in article format... Why not nom this voting page on VFH!! Won't that be like a tripple entendre? Sir ACROLO KUNFPWAOTMFA •(SPAM) 13:11, 3 August 2009 (UTC)
    I'll leave that to you. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 13:13, 3 August 2009 (UTC)
Comments

Rm, -3. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 13:19, 3 August 2009 (UTC)


Cannibal Dining (history, logs)

Featured picture candidate
Cannibal Dining

The sign that shows a restaurant serves man.

Image credit: Todd Lyons
Archive - Discuss this image

Score: -3.5 person(s) Eaten
Nomination: GBA2005
For Votes: 13
  1. Nom and for -- GBA2005 I Want You! 18:00, 13 July 2009 (UTC)
  2. For Just because it seems like someone would in fact make that mistake --Shadowslayer 22:59, 13 July 2009 (UTC)
  3. For Just because it seems like someone would in fact make that mistake --User:Shitaku 22:59, 13 July 2009 (UTC)
  4. YES! FOR! Going to avoid any obvious comments about Dr. Lector ...--Rooob 20:56, 15 July 2009 (UTC)
  5. For I like it. - I live in your eyes 20:43, 14 July 2009 (UTC)
  6. Symbol for vote.svg OM NOM NOM... - I thought it was just worthy. Rbpolsen Icons-flag-us.png 22:35, 14 July 2009 (UTC)
  7. I approve.--Fallopian 04:15, 16 July 2009 (UTC)
  8. Yep. --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFCK Oldmanonly.jpg 04:28, 16 July 2009 (UTC)
  9. For. --Docile hippopotamus 04:44, 16 July 2009 (UTC)
  10. 4 zh 13:50, 19 July 2009 (UTC)
  11. Funny AND clever. -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)
  12. For MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 01:32, 20 July 2009 (UTC)
  13. For getting this closer to 0. Icons-flag-it.png 17YEARSOFcHeDDaR 15px-SBQ3.JPG 01:21,3August,2009
Against Votes: 16.5
  1. against. out of context: not funny. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 15:02, 14 July 2009 (UTC)
  2. Symbol declined.svg Against. Didn't like. —Extrasolar intelligence revealed! By this fish! By the way, if this was in the UnNews, it would be called: UnNews:Wierd fish that can detect radio waves "detected" alien conversation from a nearby planet.Flutter Fan girl 1.jpg Tuwoolookie! | My History | Brute! Nuke explosion.gif 15:33, 14 July 2009 (UTC)
  3. Symbol declined.svg Against. Didn't get it.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink.jpg 15:37 14 July 2009
  4. Symbol declined.svg Against.--A.Z?MUN123 TCE 17:48, 14 July 2009 (UTC)
  5. Against Not funny. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN17:50, 14 Jul
  6. Against; Too soon. -- The Zombiebaron 01:21, 15 July 2009 (UTC) 01:21, 15 July 2009 (UTC)
  7. Against --Redlips10.gif Roman Dog Bird I hope you know I pack a chainsaw 21:43, 15 July 2009 (UTC)
  8. Didn't laugh. - T.L.B. Baloon.gif WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 04:33, Jul 16
  9. Symbol declined.svg Against. Not so funny in itself --Monsieur William Little 20:35, 16 July 2009 (UTC)
  10. Against Woody On Fire! Wood burning.gifTalking Woody Stalking Woody 20:46, 16 July 2009 (UTC)
  11. Against --Dame Sonje Eric 15:07, 21 July 2009 (UTC)
  12. Against. As per above. Sig pic.PNG Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 04:29, 27 July 2009 (UTC)
  13. No --68.165.58.121 18:16, 28 July 2009 (UTC)
  14. Against Could be done in MS paint. --Mn-z 04:56, 30 July 2009 (UTC)
  15. Against because it's racist. --EMC [TALK] 00:46, 1 August 2009 (UTC)
  16. Headache. --SoIwastolazytolearnGermanic.jpg-kun "whisper sweet nothings into thine ear..." 16:08, 2 August 2009 (UTC)
  17. Dickache. hm. --Dah Dope Boyz' User:DaDopeboy/sig 07:45, 4 August 2009 (UTC)
Comments

Rm, -3.5. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 08:13, 4 August 2009 (UTC)


Keanu Reeves' emotional range. (history, logs)

Featured picture candidate
Keanu Reeves' emotional range.

Keanu Reeves is often regarded as one of the deepest, most expressive actors ever to come out of holywood.

Image credit: Krytie
Archive - Discuss this image

Score: -3 Blank Expressions
Nomination: Rbpolsen Icons-flag-us.png 04:39, 3 August 2009 (UTC)
For Votes: 2
  1. Rbpolsen for.png Yes - Because I eat cement. Rbpolsen Icons-flag-us.png 04:39, 3 August 2009 (UTC)
  2. Uncyclopedia Puzzle Potato Notext.png Yesh. Again, because. zh I hate me new sig 10:58 August 3
Against Votes: 5
  1. Against. Poor quality. Also, lacks this. Sig pic.PNG Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 05:08, 3 August 2009 (UTC)
  2. Needs more Swayze. --SoIwastolazytolearnGermanic.jpg-kun "whisper sweet nothings into thine ear..." 13:42, 3 August 2009 (UTC)
  3. against. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 13:47, 3 August 2009 (UTC)
  4. Symbol declined.svg Against. anything that can be created in MS paint should not be on VFP. --Mn-z 17:47, 3 August 2009 (UTC)
    But dude, half the stuff that's featured WAS made in MS Paint. Rbpolsen Icons-flag-us.png 18:16, 3 August 2009 (UTC)
    I think MS Paint images can still be good, so long as it's not as pixellated as it sounds. --SoIwastolazytolearnGermanic.jpg-kun "whisper sweet nothings into thine ear..." 23:42, 3 August 2009 (UTC)
  5. Against. I've seen ideas like this before, so it's not original. Plus, it's texty, texty, very very texty. And as such could quite easily be re-created in article form using an image gallery. Plus the quality is low. And just no, really. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 08:53, Aug 4


Uncyclo-tan Lost the Game (history, logs)

Featured picture candidate
Uncyclo-tan Lost the Game

Uncyclo-tan lost the Game, and so did you.

Image credit: SunnyChow
Archive - Discuss this image

Score: -3 hawt wiki-tans
Nomination: Mn-z 04:56, 4 August 2009 (UTC)
For Votes: 3
  1. Nom + 4 its better than the other stuff that has been recently featured. --Mn-z 04:56, 4 August 2009 (UTC)
  2. Symbol abstain vote.svg Heh, we should feature zombiebaron still. zh I hate me new sig 08:15 August 4
  3. For. --Docile hippopotamus 10:14, 4 August 2009 (UTC)
Against Votes: 6
  1. Against. Once again, it's a well-made image, (apart from the text, which doesn't look great). But it doesn't make me laugh in the slightest - how is this funny? Also, texty. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 08:55, Aug 4
  2. Against. Per UU, emphasis on lack of funny. --SoIwastolazytolearnGermanic.jpg-kun "whisper sweet nothings into thine ear..." 10:54, 4 August 2009 (UTC)
  3. against. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 12:45, 4 August 2009 (UTC)
  4. Nah. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 12:47, 4 August 2009 (UTC)
  5. Rbpolsen against.png No — Per 1st and Per I eat cement. Rbpolsen Icons-flag-us.png 18:18, 4 August 2009 (UTC)
  6. Absolutely not. - T.L.B. Baloon.gif WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 02:46, Aug 5
Comments

rm -3 - T.L.B. Baloon.gif WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 03:33, Aug 5


The Rape of Uncyclo-tan (history, logs)

Featured picture candidate
The Rape of Uncyclo-tan

Yet another reason why you should obey HTBFANJS

Image credit: SunnyChow
Archive - Discuss this image

Score: -3 raped mascots
Nomination: All credit goes to SunnyChow, I only changed the image text Mn-z 05:26, 5 August 2009 (UTC)
For Votes: 2
  1. Nom +4 I tried adding a better caption with MS PAINT. --Mn-z 05:26, 5 August 2009 (UTC)
  2. For. --Docile hippopotamus 06:30, 5 August 2009 (UTC)
Against Votes: 5
  1. Nah. Text, rape, etc. --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFCK Oldmanonly.jpg 05:32, 5 August 2009 (UTC)
  2. Against; I'm not even sure what this image is talking about, but I'm pretty sure that it is stupid (text; Oscar Wilde is so 2005) and not funny (rape; Uncyclo-somebody; text; text). -- The Zombiebaron 07:24, 5 August 2009 (UTC)
  3. against. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 12:19, 5 August 2009 (UTC)
  4. Rbpolsen against.png NO — Not funny in the slightest. Rbpolsen 16:47, 5 August 2009 (UTC)
  5. Absolutely not. - T.L.B. Baloon.gif WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 17:06, Aug 5
Comments
  1. Isn't the regular one better?--SunnyChow 07:36, 5 August 2009 (UTC)

Rm, -3. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 18:09, 5 August 2009 (UTC)


Badass Angel (history, logs)

Featured picture candidate
Badass Angel

Don't fuck with God, or you'll be getting a visit from Michael!

Image credit: Rbpolsen Icons-flag-us.png 23:53, 4 August 2009 (UTC)
Archive - Discuss this image

Score: -3 Badass Angels
Nomination: Rbpolsen Icons-flag-us.png 23:53, 4 August 2009 (UTC)
For Votes: 3
  1. Rbpolsen for.png Nom+4 - Rbpolsen Icons-flag-us.png 23:53, 4 August 2009 (UTC)

#For. But only because it makes Micheal look even gayer than usual. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN00:01, 5 Aug

  1. Ankh smite.png Bless. I like it. Icons-flag-it.png 17YEARSOFcHeDDaR 15px-SBQ3.JPG 03:28,5August,2009
  2. for. sure. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 12:42, 5 August 2009 (UTC)
Against Votes: 6
  1. Um, very nice job and that, but doesn't propel me much in the way of humour. --SoIwastolazytolearnGermanic.jpg-kun "whisper sweet nothings into thine ear..." 01:00, 5 August 2009 (UTC)
  2. Per nacho. - T.L.B. Baloon.gif WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 02:41, Aug 5
  3. Against. As per Led. Sig pic.PNG Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 03:57, 5 August 2009 (UTC)
  4. Weak Against per Boomer. --Mn-z 05:30, 5 August 2009 (UTC)
  5. Against; its not funny, and the manipulations stand out far too much. -- The Zombiebaron 07:22, 5 August 2009 (UTC)
    Not as funny as this? I think it's funnier than that, and the Sistine Graffiti was featured. Rbpolsen 17:04, 5 August 2009 (UTC)
    Obviously your opinion is your own and all that, but what the hell does that have to do with anything? - T.L.B. Baloon.gif WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 17:14, Aug 5
  6. Against. In retrospect I was laughing at the image and not with the image, specifically the idea that anything about it makes him look "badass". It really is pretty poor. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN17:20, 5 Aug
Comments

Rm, -3. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 18:09, 5 August 2009 (UTC)


Satanic Worship for DS (history, logs)

Featured picture candidate
Satanic Worship for DS

A screenshot of the popular "demon summoning" minigame.

Image credit: -Hyperion-
Archive - Discuss this image

Score: -6 Satans?
Nomination: Icons-flag-it.png 17YEARSOFcHeDDaR 15px-SBQ3.JPG 22:51,5August,2009
For Votes: 1
  1. Well, there needs to be at least 1 pic. Icons-flag-it.png 17YEARSOFcHeDDaR 15px-SBQ3.JPG 22:51,5August,2009
Yeah, And I really doubt this is it. Sorry, Rbpolsen 03:43, 6 August 2009 (UTC)
Against Votes: 7
  1. Never. Not only is it cheap because it has to do with Satan, it looks barely real. Almost got me though.--Almost Sir Random Crap
  2. God awful. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN23:25, 5 Aug
  3. Against. Cheap, etc. --SoIwastolazytolearnGermanic.jpg-kun "whisper sweet nothings into thine ear..." 00:36, 6 August 2009 (UTC)
  4. Rbpolsen against.png Against — There are a number of good reasons why this doesn't belong on the front page, but I needn't go through them all, Bad Shroom got through quite a few. Rbpolsen 03:43, 6 August 2009 (UTC)
  5. Symbol declined.svg Against. per above. --Mn-z 07:16, 6 August 2009 (UTC)
  6. Against. Per above. Sig pic.PNG Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 07:28, 6 August 2009 (UTC)
  7. Against that strange finger and also satan --Dah Dope Boyz' User:DaDopeboy/sig 12:49, 6 August 2009 (UTC)
Comments
  • I just realized that this pic cuts off the front of the stylus and the guy's fingertip. Icons-flag-it.png 17YEARSOFcHeDDaR 15px-SBQ3.JPG 23:05,5August,2009
    • Maybe he snipped his finger when he was cut+pasting the pentagram? ooh burn --SoIwastolazytolearnGermanic.jpg-kun "whisper sweet nothings into thine ear..." 00:36, 6 August 2009 (UTC)
  1. rm; -666 -- The Zombiebaron 22:55, 6 August 2009 (UTC)


5000 internets (history, logs)

Featured picture candidate
5000 internets

A certificate for 5000 internets desu

Image credit: 4chan
Archive - Discuss this image

Score: -3 Desus
Nomination: Mtallmen 184 19:40, 6 August 2009 (UTC)
For Votes: 2
  1. nom+4 desu --Mtallmen 184 19:40, 6 August 2009 (UTC)
  2. Brilliant. -- controversial Ape (explicate) (Riot Porn) 23:26, 6 August 2009 (UTC)
    LOL. Ape, you're a twat. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN23:28, 6 Aug
    He's a vagina? But it's still thursday! Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 23:29, 6 August 2009 (UTC)
Against Votes: 5
  1. gb24chan. - T.L.B. Baloon.gif WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 23:19, Aug 6
  2. 4chan. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN23:24, 6 Aug
  3. Desu? What's that? Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 23:25, 6 August 2009 (UTC)
  4. Desu is a Japanese verb usually meaning "is" or something similar. MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 23:27, 6 August 2009 (UTC)
  5. Desu I think you're full of crap. Sig pic.PNG Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 23:32, 6 August 2009 (UTC)


Sarah Palin as Laura Palmer from Twin Peaks (history, logs)

Featured picture candidate
Sarah Palin as Laura Palmer from Twin Peaks

Laura Palmer told us at the end of Twin Peaks "I will return in 25 years"... that's only a couple of years away now...

Image credit: Mostly PuppyOnTheRadio
Archive - Discuss this image

Score: -2
Nomination: Pup t 06:05, 8/08/2009
For Votes: 1

Symbol for vote.svg Self Nom and For I like this image - especially if you know the original sporked image that comes up number 2 in google search... and number 6, 8, 12... Pup t 06:05, 8/08/2009

Withdrawing as per the below comments. If only I had put this forward 20 years ago when everybody knew who laura palmer was... Pup t 06:23, 9/08/2009
Against Votes: 3
  1. Against; Very nice job. Like, really. I wish I could vote for this. But I can't. Because, in the end, the joke is just that you were able to put one ladies face on top of another's face. Oh sure, there's something in the caption about a show called Twin Peaks that I never watched, and yeah, the fact that I never watched it probably means I have no hope of finding this funny, but them's the breaks. Also her hair looks like it's a wig that was put through the wash. What's up with that? -- The Zombiebaron 15:53, 8 August 2009 (UTC)
  2. Against. Not funny on it's own. Which is what Zombiebaron said, only with less word thingies. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN15:56, 8 Aug
  3. Smite lightning.svg Smite. Per them, with even less words. Icons-flag-it.png 17YEARSOFcHeDDaR 15px-SBQ3.JPG 01:56,9August,2009
Comments

nom retracted. - T.L.B. Baloon.gif WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 16:28, Aug 9


Creative Commies (history, logs)

Featured picture candidate
Creative Commies

Insert funny caption here

Image credit: Chronarion
Archive - Discuss this image

Score: -3 Creative Commies
Nomination: zh/SG/13:41 August 10 13:41, 10 August 2009 (UTC)
For Votes: 1
  1. Ankh smite.png Notice the one at the left has one hand, the one at the middle has none, and the one at the right has three. zh/SG/13:41 August 10
Against Votes: 4
  1. Symbol declined.svg Not exceedingly funny. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 13:49, 10 August 2009 (UTC)
  2. Meh, and the things in the nomination are inaccurate. - T.L.B. Baloon.gif WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 18:23, Aug 10
  3. Against, per Led, also unoriginal. Sig pic.PNG Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 18:36, 10 August 2009 (UTC)
  4. Symbol declined.svg 'Against. and I do believe invalid nomination, not original --Mn-z 18:18, 11 August 2009 (UTC)
Comments

Rm, -3. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 22:05, 11 August 2009 (UTC)


Pisa straight.PNG (history, logs)

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Pisa straight.PNG

The not-quite-so-leaning tower of Pisa

Image credit: Image sporked from here and photoshopped using predominantly MS paint
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Score: -3 people not turning their heads on an angle
Nomination: Pup t 06:41, 9/08/2009
For Votes: 4
  1. Symbol for vote.svg Nom and for Because this turned out to be almost photo perfect. Especially impressed with the painting the "hidden" parts of the tower.
  2. Ankh smite.png Italy. Icons-flag-it.png 17YEARSOFcHeDDaR 15px-SBQ3.JPG 16:32,9August,2009
  3. LOLLOLLOL!!! HAHAHA!! zh/SG/13:39 August 10
  4. YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Rikishi 00:05, 12 August 2009 (UTC)
Against Votes: 7
  1. Against. Didn't touch my funny parts. - T.L.B. Baloon.gif WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 16:28, Aug 9
  2. Against. Per TLB, it's not really funny, it's just good photoshopping --El Sid, the lazy oneparlez-vous franglais? 16:32, 9 August 2009 (UTC)
  3. Against; but everything else is leaning (like that building to the right...) -- The Zombiebaron 17:34, 9 August 2009 (UTC)
  4. Symbol declined.svg Against. per TLB. Looking closely, it appears that the background wasn't moved, but wasn't that straight to begin with so it looks like it was a simple tilting. --Mn-z 04:52, 10 August 2009 (UTC)
    Good point - to be honest as I'd seen the original that didn't even occur to me as a potential issue... might have to go back to the drawing board and re-tweak. Pup t 08:14, 10/08/2009
  5. Against. Per ZB. Sig pic.PNG Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 18:35, 10 August 2009 (UTC)
  6. Rbpolsen against.png Against —Not even rivaling an unaltered photograph of the Tower of Pisa, because, guess what? IT IS! Rbpolsen 03:02, 12 August 2009 (UTC)
  7. huh --Redlips10.gif Roman Dog Bird I hope you know I pack a chainsaw 04:45, 13 August 2009 (UTC)
Comments

Rm, -3. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 15:18, 13 August 2009 (UTC)


New photoshop treatment (history, logs)

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New photoshop treatment

A new type of photoshop manipulation for celebrities have taken the world by storm. This new treatment promises to remove all defects from the person. So far, it has worked on this happy celebrity

Image credit: Shitaku
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Score: -3 people would like to get photoshopped
Nomination: Shitaku
For Votes: 1
  1. 4+nom --Shitaku 12:49, 15 August 2009 (UTC)
Against Votes: 4
  1. Against; When I got to play around with a new version of Photoshop, that new "band-aid" tool caught my eye too. I first started off by making people with no mouth, then no eyes, and eventually I made people that looked like this. It's actually very easy. However, it's hard to do properly. If you look closely, you'll see that there are three glare spots that are all the same shape, and that part of the left eye and eyebrow are still visible. If more time was spent, I'm sure this image could look better, but that still wouldn't solve the problem of me not really understanding how someone without a face is funny. -- The Zombiebaron 20:30, 15 August 2009 (UTC)
  2. Against, per ZB, though I count five identical glares. Sig pic.PNG Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 22:55, 15 August 2009 (UTC)
  3. Symbol declined.svg Against. as above, but too lazy to do independent count. Pup t 00:07, 16/08/2009
  4. Rbpolsen against.png Per 1st — and per the fact that this is such a common theme, even if it was done well, it would still be very cliché. Rbpolsen 04:13, 16 August 2009 (UTC)
Comments

Rm, -3. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 05:09, 16 August 2009 (UTC)


Yum Piza! :D (history, logs)

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Yum Piza! :D

yum Piza! :D

Image credit: CheddarBBQ
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Score: -3 yummies YAY
Nomination: Icons-flag-it.png 17YEARSOFcHeDDaR 15px-SBQ3.JPG 18:28,15August,2009
For Votes: 4
  1. LOLs PIZza! Icons-flag-it.png 17YEARSOFcHeDDaR 15px-SBQ3.JPG 18:28,15August,2009
  2. Symbol for vote.svg Irony. Staircase CUNt 22:50, 15 August 2009 (UTC)
  3. For. --Docile hippopotamus 00:13, 16 August 2009 (UTC)
  4. Duty calls Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool Egypt orb spinning.gif 03:34 August 16 '09
Against Votes: 7
  1. Against; your irony isn't really very ironic, and it's not funny. -- The Zombiebaron 20:24, 15 August 2009 (UTC)
  2. Against. We have too many MSPaint images as it is. Sig pic.PNG Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 22:56, 15 August 2009 (UTC)
  3. super bunnyRomanDogBird (TalkMorgan Freemaneat my shorts niggaHawkmansuck my balls) 23:48, 15 August 2009 (UTC)
  4. Symbol declined.svg Against. Very Postmodern Pup t 00:23, 16/08/2009
  5. No Really I don't even get it. --Shadowslayer 03:01, 16 August 2009 (UTC)
  6. C'mon, Cheddar. You can do better than that. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 03:46, 16 August 2009 (UTC)
  7. I disagree with POTR, though. It's more pre-Raphaelite, if anything. --SoIwastolazytolearnGermanic.jpg-kun "whisper sweet nothings into thine ear..." 12:33, 16 August 2009 (UTC)
Comments
  • To Zombie: Irony? I wasn't really going for irony, so I guess I'm glad it's not really ironic. Icons-flag-it.png 17YEARSOFcHeDDaR 15px-SBQ3.JPG 22:46,15August,2009
  • To Guildy: No, I really can't. Icons-flag-it.png 17YEARSOFcHeDDaR 15px-SBQ3.JPG 04:10,16August,2009
    Maybe you could draw a penis on the boy character - that would improve it. Pup t 07:20, 16/08/2009

Rm, -3. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 23:10, 16 August 2009 (UTC)