User talk:Flutter
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YOU HAVE BEEN TERMINATED
Well, not really. But seriously, i'd like some of what you were smoking when you edited Template:Gsl. If you don't mind, i'll change it back, because we dun like it very much. --Trar (talk|contribs|grueslayer) 
02:44, 17 February 2008 (UTC)
QVFD
I just wanted to check and make sure that you really want all of these deleted, because I really, really don't wanna have to undelete them afterwards. So, speak now if you want me to be selective, or something. - Don Leddy the Crunch 
(Nyah, see, nyah!) 22:43, May 17
- Yes I'm sure, I do want them all deleted. And NeoAdventure, too.—Flutter (Talk•Games•Fun Pages•Awards•Help) 23:06, 17 May 2008 (UTC)
FLUTTER!
I knew you would be back! Welcome back good sir! -- 23:16, 6 June 2008 (UTC)
- Yeah, I am not rare coming to uncyclopedia!—Flutter (Talk•Games•Fun Pages•Awards•Help) 23:18, 6 June 2008 (UTC)
Zork Pwned
Thanks so much for helping edit it. It is much appreciated. King Semsem 13:51, 29 October 2008 (UTC)
Yet Another Award
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You voted for UnNews:New Range of Low-Tech Personal Music Players Released on VFH which entitles you to this FREE copy of the 1921 hit single I Wouldn’t Take Her To a Dog Fight, 'Cause I’m Afraid She’d Win by Brigadier Billy Bell-Ende and his Jazz Rhythm Orchestra which is only slightly scratched. |
Your sig...
Is too tall.
- Sir Modusoperandi Boinc!
- Sir Modusoperandi Boinc!
- —Flutter | Callz ⒇HNU - Help! - Profile - Fun! - Awards
- Sir Modusoperandi Boinc!
See how line 3 overlaps line 2, and how the gap between 3 & 4 is bigger than the one between 1 & 2? In short, your sig both manages to be bad, and also worse. In shorter, your sig makes me sad. In shortest, :( Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 04:53, 13 February 2009 (UTC)
- You have every right to say that, Modus. Gotta get rid of it. :/—Flutter | Callz ⒇HNU - Help! - Profile - Fun! - Awards 04:55, 13 February 2009 (UTC)
BHC
Please save it. 68.220.177.97 00:24, 8 March 2009 (UTC)
- Opps, sorry not to answer you. It was Beverly Hills Chihuahua. Nevermind. It died. 68.220.177.97 02:31, 11 March 2009 (UTC)
- Oh, sorry—Flutter (Talk•Games•Fun Pages•Awards•Help) 18:26, 11 March 2009 (UTC)
- Yes, it's gone. That doesn't mean you re-create. It means you need to stop because the majority determined that the article was horrible. What is so hard to understand about that? --
Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 21:43, 11 March 2009 (UTC)
Dearest Flutter...
  Thank you ...
... for supporting my recently featured picture. A baby potato shall be mercilessly sacrificed in your honour. - Sonje |
This makes me realize I'm gonna have to make a new generic template soon...
 Thank you ...
... for supporting my recently featured picture. A baby potato shall be mercilessly sacrificed in your honour. - Sonje |
--Dame 
18:43, 14 June 2009 (UTC)
FU
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on behaf of the FU gradjewating class of 2009 we the stewdents of the Fackulty of Agrickulchur awnors program wish to xpres our sinsear appreesheashun for yer suporting a desent edjewcashun for peepul like us hoo mite haf utherwize ended up in jail for growin pot or sumthin which we wood of like only did just for medical use cuz we herd that Flin Flon, Manitoba needed help cuz they coodnt keep up with deman anymor ~ Ricky, Bubbles & Julian |
100% new template! --T. (talk) 02:32, 24 June 2009 (UTC)
Thanks
You had voted forUnBooks:In Search of the Lost Whatchamacallit for VFH. Even thought the articles faild o make it to the front page, its nice tohave someone at least vote for it. As a reward, heres an alien dude with two beers, on me. Thanks and see you around the wiki.
Thanks--- 
16:35, 28 June 2009 (UTC)
What's the deal?
You've been nomming images that stand no chance of getting featured for ages now, and suddenly you blame it all on me? —Sir Socky
(talk) (stalk)
GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 08:17, 30 June 2009 (UTC)
- "Um, yeah, you're obviously the 'no' here. Uncyclopedia would be better off without people like you fucking up everything. Idiot.". Wow. WOW. Jesus Fucking a gay guy Christ, that's gold. Can I ban him? Please let me ban him. --
Roman Dog Bird 
08:25, 30 June 2009 (UTC)
- Whatever. I wasn't 'blaming it on you.—Flutter (Talk•Games•Fun Pages•Awards•Help) 15:46, 1 July 2009 (UTC)
- Why exactly do you think I suck? —Sir Socky
(talk) (stalk)
GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 18:54, 1 July 2009 (UTC)
- Screw this, Socky.—Flutter (Talk•Games•Fun Pages•Awards•Help) 19:20, 1 July 2009 (UTC)
- Why exactly do you think I suck? —Sir Socky
Autobiography of Jesus of Nazareth
Hey Flutter, I saw you changed your vote on that page. I'm just a little confused by the reasoning you wrote in the summary. Did you vote for it because you were trying to make it up to Sock, or did you read it and genuinely like it? (Sorry if this is a little forward of me.) I only ask because I was the author of that article, and I just want to make sure that all the for votes are voted that way because the voters liked it. Sorry again if I am sticking my nose in where it doesn't belong. Woody On Fire! 
Talking Woody Stalking Woody 20:30, 1 July 2009 (UTC)
MARIO WIKI
OH MY FRIGGIN' GOD!Your that person from Mario Wiki!I know you.I'm Goldguy or something...--Bad Shroom 01:04, 6 July 2009 (UTC)
- Do you know what alias I go in Mario Wiki? (psst, see my bio)—
Flutter 
Tuwoolookie! | My History | Brute! 
01:22, 6 July 2009 (UTC)
Barista
Thank you for Barista'ing me. I used to drink coffee but not I'm a soy latte type since because of the lactose intolerance and the heart condition.
Due to my extraordinary vanity, I would like a positive vote from you for NotM. If you did not like me, please ignore this message. Pup
- Why does everyone think I'm too old for NotM? Been here just on a month, so I was actually too young to be NotM last month. Am I going grey? Wrinkled? A vote for me is a vote prosperity, posterity, prosthesis, and prostitution! Pup
- Hum, I'll say its a coinsidence, and I voted for you.—Flutter Tuwoolookie! | My History | Brute! 05:59, 6 July 2009 (UTC)
- Hum, I'll say its a coinsidence, and I voted for you.—
Mario Wiki 2
Oh, I know you because a user called Stooben Rooben talked about you once.Also, I saw some of your edits, too.I'm retired there so I can edit here.--Bad Shroom 15:30, 6 July 2009 (UTC)
UnSignpost: July 4th, 2009
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June 4th, 2009 • Issue 50 • I love the smell of news in the morning!
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Todd not Lionised by all?
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Thought I get one for myself. Talk that! —
Flutter 
Tuwoolookie! | My History | Brute! 
23:18, 6 July 2009 (UTC)
Hi there
On the QVFD page it says: "If you are neither an administrator nor a designated poopsmith, do not remove anything from QVFD; doing so will get you banned for a very long time." You can cross out things you may have added yourself in error, but other than that... MrN 
01:11, Jul 7
- I didn't remove anything, just moved to the top. Didn't you see? —Flutter Tuwoolookie! | My History | Brute! 01:37, 7 July 2009 (UTC)
- I bet you were the one who stole my slippers also I bet. If I ever catch whoever took em I'm going to be so mad!!! MrN
02:04, Jul 7
- Uh, The Masked Editor stole em' slippers of yours. —Flutter Tuwoolookie! | My History | Brute! 02:12, 7 July 2009 (UTC)
- Uh, The Masked Editor stole em' slippers of yours. —
- I bet you were the one who stole my slippers also I bet. If I ever catch whoever took em I'm going to be so mad!!! MrN
Impressive
Somehow my captions and your signature had a battle for supremacy, and your sig won. The question is... how? Pup 07:32, 7 July 2009 (UTC)
UnSignpost 9th July 2009
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July 9th, 2009 • Issue 55• Help! I'm trapped in a newspaper printer!
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Survivor returns to Uncyclopedia after almost two years
In late 2007, a man by the name of Leoispotter had the idea to bring his favorite reality show to Uncyclopedia. Thus, the first season of UnSurvivor was created. After five thrilling rounds of voting, Mr. Briggs Inc. managed to win against the other finalist, Thekillerfroggy, by a mere two votes. Flash forward almost two years. Kingkitty, a competitor in the first UnSurvivor, decides it's time for another go-around, and season 2 is born. In an exclusive interview with Mr. Kitty, he had this to say: "Well, I was bored ("and crazy", says one passing by civilian) and I thought: 'perhaps the community could do something fun, and stop with all this writing bullshit.'" When later asked what he thought about this current season, he said, "It's showing to be bigger and better than last season, with more betrayals, more violence, more whining, and more betrayals. Lots of betrayals. Mostly of me." Currently, UnSurvivor Season 2 is in its final round of voting, where the voted-off members of the game get to vote on the finalist they want to win. The finalists this season are: after last seasons defeat, Thekillerfroggy, and newcomers to the show, THEDUDEMAN and An Ape that Only Exists on Thursdays. Voting is set to take place over 72 hours instead of the usual 24, and the winner will be announced sometime Friday July 10th. After this, according to Mr. Kitty, there "probably" will be a season 3, and it will be bigger and better than anything ever before.
Uncyclopedians pay crass tasteless tribute to Michael Jackson  Michael Jackson, the legendary King of Pop, touched many lives, and the news of his untimely demise has left a deep void in the lives of his millions of fans and victims. Fans all over Uncyclopedia, stricken by grief, flocked by the dozens to mourn their departed hero in the only way they knew how: through the medium of humour. They ranged from perfunctory to crude to mediocre, but each expressed a deeply profound sadness that the weird plastic rapist was no more. (Yeah, "weird plastic rapist". That's what you wanted to hear, isn't it? Ha ha ha.) Tributes continue to pour in despite the fact that it is no longer funny or clever. With the stage set for a long, protracted battle over his kids and estate, Uncyclopedia expects that unfunny people will continue to get mileage out of this story for many weeks to come. Uncyclopedia admins plan to send a selection of the best "tributes" to the Jackson family, along with the number of a company that recycles plastics. (That's what you wanted to hear, isn't it? Ha ha ha.) Editors emerge from woodwork, contribute to UnSignpost This week, when UnSignpost Active Editor Gerrycheevers brought up the Uncyclopedia page containing the currently in-progress UnSignpost, he suffered a minor heart attack upon finding that two stories had already been added to the paper. It seems both An Ape that Only Exists on Thursdays and THEDUDEMAN, both newly given the title "Consulting Editor", took exception to being named "Consulting Editor" and took it upon themselves to blanket the UnSignpost with awesomeness. Unsignpost Payroll Manager DogNewspaper (pictured) bared his teeth at this development, indicating his frustration at having to re-issue new timecards to both editors. Gerrycheevers is expected to make a full recovery; flowers can be sent to the Uncyclopedia Infirmary and Shooting Range. |
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LazyThnaks
Orian57 Talk 
20:32 15 July 2009
Arr! There be a Thanksplate at Thiry Noughts!
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Orian57 Talk 15:03 16 July 2009
Err Flutter
You're placing empty templates rather than the unsignpost. You might want to check on what you're doing. ~
18:42, 16 July 2009 (UTC)
- I've noticed it already before you noticed. —Flutter Tuwoolookie! | My History | Brute! 18:48, 16 July 2009
dude
please stop delivering today's signpost; it's not done yet!! 18:58, 16 July 2009 (UTC)
- No, and chill a bit, dude —Flutter Tuwoolookie! | My History | Brute! 18:59, 16 July 2009 18:59, 16 July 2009 (UTC)
- OK, I'd like to understand what was that about. ~
20:41, 16 July 2009 (UTC)
- Does this mean I'm a bod boy?!? —Flutter Tuwoolookie! | My History | Brute! 21:03, 16 July 2009
- It means that I'm getting a bit impatient. I've asked you a question. ~ 21:05, 16 July 2009 (UTC)
- Wait, I lost you. What was the question? Sorry if you get mad, I'm just confused. Was it about Gerrycheevers? —Flutter Tuwoolookie! | My History | Brute! 21:08, 16 July 2009
- Yes and the whole you distributing the unsignpost on your own accord. ~ 21:18, 16 July 2009 (UTC)
- ohhhh, like distributing Insineratehynm? —Flutter Tuwoolookie! | My History | Brute! 21:39, 16 July 2009
- How about you take a day off, and we'll talk again tomorrow. Perhaps this time you'll have a clearer answer. ~ 21:57, 16 July 2009 (UTC)
- How about you take a day off, and we'll talk again tomorrow. Perhaps this time you'll have a clearer answer. ~
- ohhhh, like distributing Insineratehynm? —
- Yes and the whole you distributing the unsignpost on your own accord. ~
- Wait, I lost you. What was the question? Sorry if you get mad, I'm just confused. Was it about Gerrycheevers? —
- It means that I'm getting a bit impatient. I've asked you a question. ~
- Does this mean I'm a bod boy?!? —
- OK, I'd like to understand what was that about. ~
UnSignpost: 16th July 2009
The Newspaper Not Secretly Controlled By Mordillo, We Swear!
July 16th, 2009 • Issue 56 • This is a Pathetic Joke
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User Return Causes Widespread Panic  This week noted user An Ape that Only Exists on Thursdays returned to the wiki, and immediately rendered that return "triumphant". However, other users are beginning to feel the effects of the presence of this primate whose quantum mechanical properties dictate that he be only during certain periods of the week. This incident left onlookers shocked, and worrying if something similar could happen to them. Not since the return of a scantily-clad Olipro has this website seen such a display of sheer terror mixed with complete confusion (and in the case of Olipro, a bit of curious arousal mixed in). The aforementioned incident involved one user who had AATOEOT embedded in his dreams. Most curiously, this episode seems to have happened on a Friday night, a time period when an An Ape that Only Exists on Thursdays should decidedly not exist. Nearly a week has passed without further disruptions, although that may be partially due to Ape's ban after being kicked off of the Uncyclopedia island during a rousing game of Uncyclopedia Survivor. Regardless of the reasons behind the strange occurrences, users should be sure to keep an eye out for strange occurrences on and off the wiki...particularly on Thursdays. Flood of Crap Nearly Overflows VFD  For the last few days, an explosion of nominations has inundated Uncyclopedia's waste removal system, Votes for Deletion. After a period of low activity, where there would typically be just a few to several nominations, things picked up last week. In the last few days, the situation has accelerated into what is being called by experts a "shit-ton" of undesirable content festering in the dark, unvisited corners of the wiki. Said undesirable content is currently being read, discussed, and dealt with accordingly, as is the usual procedure at the highly efficient VFD. Circumstances have escalated to the point of rattling a few relaxed admins. One such incident involved a user getting the customary one-day ban for increasing the active nomination count past twenty, when the user in question had, in fact, only increased the number of active noms to twenty. Owing to the normal tendency of the article count of VFD to stay in the low single digits lately, the lapse is certainly forgiveable, and was quickly corrected. Afterwards the two parties exchanged pleasantries and shared a S'Mores which was roasted over the open bonfire of newly deleted articles. Former poopsmith MrN9000 commented on the situation, saying, "Well you know I fancy the standards at VFD have improved significantly in recent times. Not so long ago it would often just be a quick "Short and Shit" vote from UU, and the latest stub was on for a huffing. These days we are spending more time voting on closer votes and are deleting much better articles than we used to! Something VFD is really proud of." In a final display of VFD patriotism, MrN added, "CHECK THE PAGE HISTORY BEFORE NOMINATING YOU BUGGERS!" Orian57 On Fire  Noted rainbow-colored user Orian57 has recently enjoyed a remarkable string of success (pictured on right). He has scored an unprecedented natural hat trick of features, with UnBooks:Daddy, There's a Zombie in the Garden, LazyTown, and UnScripts:Trapped at Sea reaching the front page on consecutive days. Not since the time of such legends as Savethemooses and The Thinker have such lofty VFH records been broken. Although in the case of STM, there were probably mitigating factors involved, like wooden articles rather than aluminum, or something. Or aluminium, that strange substance only found in England by mining thousands of millions of other strange occurences, such as referring to the trunk of a car as a "boot". This god-like spasm of awesomeness is fresh on the heels of Orian's Writer of the Month win in June of this year. Since the beginning of that month, he has seen six of his works grace the front page, and he shows no signs of slowing down. When reached for comment, he explained, "Well I suppose it's down to being fantastic. And unemployed. But mostly being fantastic." The UnSignpost would like to congratulate Orian on his recent spat of win, and express hopes he will continue the pattern well into the future. |
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—Flutter Tuwoolookie! | My History | Brute! 19:00, 16 July 2009
UnSignpost: July 16nd, 2009
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July 16th, 2009 • Issue 56 • This is a Pathetic Joke
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User Return Causes Widespread Panic This week noted user An Ape that Only Exists on Thursdays returned to the wiki, and immediately rendered that return "triumphant". However, other users are beginning to feel the effects of the presence of this primate whose quantum mechanical properties dictate that he be only during certain periods of the week. This incident left onlookers shocked, and worrying if something similar could happen to them. Not since the return of a scantily-clad Olipro has this website seen such a display of sheer terror mixed with complete confusion (and in the case of Olipro, a bit of curious arousal mixed in). The aforementioned incident involved one user who had AATOEOT embedded in his dreams. Most curiously, this episode seems to have happened on a Friday night, a time period when an An Ape that Only Exists on Thursdays should decidedly not exist. Nearly a week has passed without further disruptions, although that may be partially due to Ape's ban after being kicked off of the Uncyclopedia island during a rousing game of Uncyclopedia Survivor. Regardless of the reasons behind the strange occurrences, users should be sure to keep an eye out for strange occurrences on and off the wiki...particularly on Thursdays. Flood of Crap Nearly Overflows VFD For the last few days, an explosion of nominations has inundated Uncyclopedia's waste removal system, Votes for Deletion. After a period of low activity, where there would typically be just a few to several nominations, things picked up last week. In the last few days, the situation has accelerated into what is being called by experts a "shit-ton" of undesirable content festering in the dark, unvisited corners of the wiki. Said undesirable content is currently being read, discussed, and dealt with accordingly, as is the usual procedure at the highly efficient VFD. Circumstances have escalated to the point of rattling a few relaxed admins. One such incident involved a user getting the customary one-day ban for increasing the active nomination count past twenty, when the user in question had, in fact, only increased the number of active noms to twenty. Owing to the normal tendency of the article count of VFD to stay in the low single digits lately, the lapse is certainly forgiveable, and was quickly corrected. Afterwards the two parties exchanged pleasantries and shared a S'Mores which was roasted over the open bonfire of newly deleted articles. Former poopsmith MrN9000 commented on the situation, saying, "Well you know I fancy the standards at VFD have improved significantly in recent times. Not so long ago it would often just be a quick "Short and Shit" vote from UU, and the latest stub was on for a huffing. These days we are spending more time voting on closer votes and are deleting much better articles than we used to! Something VFD is really proud of." In a final display of VFD patriotism, MrN added, "CHECK THE PAGE HISTORY BEFORE NOMINATING YOU BUGGERS!" Orian57 On Fire Noted rainbow-colored user Orian57 has recently enjoyed a remarkable string of success (pictured on right). He has scored an unprecedented natural hat trick of features, with UnBooks:Daddy, There's a Zombie in the Garden, LazyTown, and UnScripts:Trapped at Sea reaching the front page on consecutive days. Not since the time of such legends as Savethemooses and The Thinker have such lofty VFH records been broken. Although in the case of STM, there were probably mitigating factors involved, like wooden articles rather than aluminum, or something. Or aluminium, that strange substance only found in England by mining thousands of millions of other strange occurences, such as referring to the trunk of a car as a "boot". This god-like spasm of awesomeness is fresh on the heels of Orian's Writer of the Month win in June of this year. Since the beginning of that month, he has seen six of his works grace the front page, and he shows no signs of slowing down. When reached for comment, he explained, "Well I suppose it's down to being fantastic. And unemployed. But mostly being fantastic." The UnSignpost would like to congratulate Orian on his recent spat of win, and express hopes he will continue the pattern well into the future. |
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THEDUDEBOT Armed and Ready Say The Word 22:19, 16 July 2009 (UTC)
Please don't add links...
...to articles that don't exist. A page that is simply a place holder doesn't qualify as an article. Perhaps after you actually add text to your held page it might be an appropriate (or inappropriate link - I don't care) Also, please keep in mind that creators of articles commonly watchover their creations such as I do with GILF. Hugs! Dame 
GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 14:23, 18 July 2009 (UTC)
- ...thank you for stating the obvious, and i'm sure its a good point. Hugs! —Flutter Tuwoolookie! | My History | Brute! 16:22, 18 July 2009
This girl...
Friend of yours? Woody On Fire! Talking Woody Stalking Woody 15:51, 23 July 2009 (UTC)
- Well, if it's a good reason.... What is the reasoning, exactly? Woody On Fire!
Talking Woody Stalking Woody 16:01, 23 July 2009 (UTC)
- Fair enough. Woody On Fire! Talking Woody Stalking Woody 16:13, 23 July 2009 (UTC)
- Fair enough. Woody On Fire!
UnSignpost: July 23rd, 2009
Telling You Stuff You Already Knew, But With Different Words!
July 23rd, 2009 • Issue 57 • The Newspaper That Won't Tell Everyone That You Wet the Bed! Oops...
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Uncyclopedia Users Form Fantasy Football League  This week, several Uncyclopedians banded together under the leadership of one Guildensternenstein to form some sort of "Fantasy Football" organization. What exactly this entails is unclear, but it appears that the football- and soccer-related fantasies of the participating members will be carried out in the semi-private confines of the forums. Reactions were mixed to this development, with some users expressing emotions ranging from apathy to indifference. Others voiced concern about children, decency, and lewd public conduct. "My little boy came home today saying something about going to another boy's house to perform football fantasies!" said one outraged and confused mother. Regardless of the small amount of negative feedback, participants are eager to begin fantasizing about their favorite football players, such as David Beckham. Bradaphraser had this to say: "The Fantasy Football League is a chance for Uncyclopedians to get away from the hustle and bustle of everyday Uncyclopedia work and actually have some fun for a change. While I usually am busy with the administrating task of sitting on my lazy ass and doing nothing, this gives users a chance to see me in a more relaxed state." "I fully expect that this venture will be just as successful as my recent run for the Presidency," continued Brad, "which I lost to Bradford Lyttle of the Pacifist party by a mere 110 votes. I fully expect to win one or possibly even two games in this upcoming season, assuming of course that a draft is eventually held." Said draft is scheduled to begin immediately, and assuming only a small portion of footballers flee to Canada to evade this draft, the Uncyclopedia Fantasy Football League will be ready to hold its first game by opening day. Village Dump Suffers From Rash of Inactivity  In a startling development, activity on Uncyclopedia's main gathering place, the Village Dump, has all but ceased. With The UnIdiot registering the sole comment in the last three full days, the normal flow of important, relevant conversation in the Forums appears to have dried up. While an excess of users can usually be found loitering aimlessly in the halls of the Dump, it appeared all but deserted as of press time. Several theories have been raised, ranging from the intriguingly possible (July weather causes Uncyclopedians to go outside) to the exceedingly headache-inducing (Uncyclopedians are being abducted by giant space cabbages). However, one of the more interesting theories comes from our lead scientist and nature correspondant, DogNewspaper (unavailable for picture). He claims that while the Village Dump itself along with associated forums such as the Ministry of Love and the Help forum has seen a decline in activity, the so-called Benson's House of Pancakes has seen a shocking upswing in activity. In the same time frame that only a single edit was made in the Village Dump, sixteen different topics were edited in Benson's Breakfast Domicile. DogNewspaper, that earlier mentioned nature correspondant, calls this a migration. "Woof," he claimed, elaborating that many users were unable to adapt to conditions found in the normal Village Dump, and were forced to relocate to the more hospitable Benson-related location. It is here, in the BHOP, that users are free to create topics concerning their own birthdays, the anniversaries of their birth, and memorials commemorating the day they were born. Whether the mass exodus is complete or not has yet to be seen. |
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This edition is on time, and anyone who tells you differently is lying! THEDUDEBOT Armed and Ready Say The Word 19:37, 24 July 2009 (UTC)
Thanks
Thank you for supporting my recently featured article.
Your support is greatly appreciated.
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It's just about a week 'til my birthday and you haven't gotten me anything yet. 
17YEARSOFcHeDDaR 
22:50,29July,2009
On Ban evasions and sockpuppets
Flutter, you are already on three different admin's radar and with me you seriously start to piss me off. If you intend to ever return here as a normal everyday user - you will stop your involvement with this place until your ban expires or have a chat with MrN and explain to him why your ban should be lifted. Any additional socks, and your ban as Flutter is permanent, as it will be with other socks and aliases. And we are good in finding them. ~ 16:02, 30 July 2009 (UTC)
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And also, a tiny animated gif to put into your signature to show that you are a member of the Goa Tse Clan (). Yes, it's a Pokemon, but if you don't like the animated gif, just put GTC (that's Goa Tse Clan for short) in your sig. 
|Si Plebius Dato' Joe ang Giratina CUN|IC Kill 
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Orian57 would like to thank you! For voting him Playwright of the Month! He appreciates it and is also uncertain about why he is speaking in third person - he hates that. Seriously though, thanks, I'll almost certainly do more in the future. |
Orian57 Talk 22:05 1 August 2009
UnSignpost: July 30th, 2009
May contain traces of humor!
July 30th, 2009• Issue 58• Now Delivered Trendily Late!
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Uncyclopedia Users Alter Time Itself  This week: an update. As previously reported in an earlier news story, one month ago several well-known contributors went on a campaign to try and delete time itself. It is said they were trying to bring about an end to unfunniness throughout history, with the slight side effect of non-existence. But just as it looked as if their plan would come to fruition, cooler heads prevailed and stopped everything in its tracks. Since then, the plan has changed. Instead of deleting all that ever was, the users have decided it would be much more prudent to just change all of history to their liking. Several users have been seen spending their free time on User:Gwax/Timeline rebuild, in some cases changing events one year at a time, and in others trying to change entire millennia. How they are able to do this, no one is sure, though rumors of a DeLorean DMC-12 have been circulating. The outcomes of the project have, thus far, been very good Remarks from the community on the process have been nothing but positive. "In order to walk the road of peace, we need to climb the mountain of conflict," notable scholar TKF exclusively commented. We have our entire staff working around the clock to figure out what this means as we speak. Town drunk Dexter111344 was also heard mumbling about the subject. He blamed wizards for the whole thing, before stumbling away, probably to make more links to A wizard did it. Regardless, whether its wizards or time machines, the editing of the past continues as we speak, and will continue until all of history has been changed. Or until we get bored and move onto something else. Uncyclopedia Editors Conflicted Over Story Topic Owing to the large amount of things happening in the last week, and also to the fact that this issue is unforgivably late, the editors of the UnSignpost were unable to settle on a single topic for the second story of this week's edition. The editors were also unable to agree on either two topics for a rare three-story issue or how many UnSignpost editors it takes to screw in a lightbulb (the UnSignpost staff has been left to ponder this question in the dark). As a decision could not be reached, it was decided after much deliberation and petty arguing that all of the candidate stories be mentioned rapid-fire in a single story, so as to confuse and irritate the reader and cause him to be required to navigate back to this issue to click on all of the links. These stories are as follows: Zombiebaron returns and petitions to end voting. His effort is parodied, rebutted, and parodied again. A link to Requested Articles is placed on the sidebar and MadMax commences handing out badges to requested article creators. Zombiebaron returns again to demand reskins, which we understand means he needs to replace all of his undead flesh with "fresh flesh". Cajek returns, but not really. VFH maxes out at 23 nominations at press time, including some discussion-inducing selections. More events certainly occured, but we can't be arsed to list everything for you. |
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It's on time, you were just high and didn't realize when it got here! THEDUDEBOT Armed and Ready Say The Word 23:01, 3 August 2009 (UTC)