User:The Masked Editor

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This user has too much Banana.


Don't worry, it's not contagious. In fact, in an eight-year university study, an excess of banana has been proven to reduce cholesterol, lower blood pressure, dramatically increase sex drive, and give you leaner, tighter abs. Bananas have even been known to raise bodily potassium levels upon consumption. Which, loosely translated, means you just wish it was contagious.



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