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London 2012 "SHIT" logo (history, logs)

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The IOC will be pissed when they see us making fun of their trademarks. Wait... don't take down my f***ing video! Image credit: Funnybony Archive - Discuss this image

Vote	Score: 2
Nomination:	~ QZEKЯOM Proud sponsor of Team Zombiebaron Tw$*ty Tw%#ve G*me$ FTW! Let's go for the g^@d! 21:21, August 13, 2012 (UTC)
For Votes: 6	Nom+Boner. ~ QZEKЯOM Proud sponsor of Team Zombiebaron Tw$*ty Tw%#ve G*me$ FTW! Let's go for the g^@d! 21:21, August 13, 2012 (UTC)  For. It's cool, although will date very quickly. Nominally Humane! 04:30 14 Aug For. Made me smile. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 12:00, August 17, 2012 (UTC) 4 Sir Ptok-BentonicznyPisz tutaj • KUN 22:41, August 23, 2012 (UTC)  For. » Zheliel Talk Contribs Cow » 19:39 October 6  For. -- Sir SinnerSandbox (¿?) 22:18, October 23, 2012 (UTC)
Against Votes: 4	Against -- The Zombiebaron 16:54, August 22, 2012 (UTC) Boner. -RAHB 00:21, August 30, 2012 (UTC)  Against. –sumone10154(talk) 03:55, October 8, 2012 (UTC)  Against. It doesn't work for me --Prätt Körp (talk) 11:55, October 25, 2012 (UTC)
Comments	rm -- The Zombiebaron 05 08, December 15, 2012 (UTC)

Tony blair pimp.JPG (history, logs)

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To stand out or to be retarded? Tony blair is an unfashionable block head bling brain who makes mismatched politics a fashion. He has his visions set, as he happily cuts parts out of magazines, but will it be enough to save his political career? He'd better see his stylist - it's no good trying everything! Heil Hitler? Image credit: Insert image credits here Archive - Discuss this image

Vote	Score: -2
Nomination:	Reallybloodymental (talk) 15:24, October 25, 2012 (UTC)
For Votes: 2	For. This is a great example to all. A true masterpiece, misunderstood for its time! I only just found this gem the other day. Would be sad to let it go to waste. --Reallybloodymental (talk) 15:24, October 25, 2012 (UTC) For. --Lee Harvey Osmond (talk) 02:37, November 11, 2012 (UTC)
Against Votes: 4	The moustache looks kinda fake. --EMC [TALK] 16:54 Oct 25 2012 hahahahahaha, oh wow ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 21:00, October 27, 2012 (UTC)  Against. It's funny, but doesn't make the cut for VFP. --Prätt Körp (talk) 09:07, October 28, 2012 (UTC)  Against. Nope.-- Sir SinnerSandbox (¿?) 11:37, November 12, 2012 (UTC)
Comments	rm; -3 -- The Zombiebaron 05 12, December 15, 2012 (UTC)

The Seventh Seal.png (history, logs)

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The English poster of the 1958 film Image credit: --WarWalrus (talk) 14:03, September 28, 2012 (UTC) Archive - Discuss this image

Vote	Score: -1
Nomination:	WarWalrus (talk) 14:03, September 28, 2012 (UTC)
For Votes: 4	for --WarWalrus (talk) 14:03, September 28, 2012 (UTC) Very, very weak for Sir Ptok-BentonicznyPisz tutaj • KUN 14:27, September 28, 2012 (UTC) I laughed my butt off. Wish it looked better, though. ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Tue, Oct 23 '12 8:49 (UTC) HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA --Lee Harvey Osmond (talk) 02:40, November 11, 2012 (UTC) IT'S BETTER THAN EVER NOW (i've never even seen this movie :X) --Lee Harvey Osmond (talk) 23:24, November 12, 2012 (UTC) I have. Max von Sydow, the old priest from The Exorcist, plays chess against Death. It goes rather predictably. ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Mon, Nov 12 '12 23:27 (UTC)
Against Votes: 5	Zombiebaron -- The Zombiebaron 14:22, September 28, 2012 (UTC) I concur ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 07:42, September 30, 2012 (UTC)  Against. » Zheliel Talk Contribs Cow » 19:39 October 6  Against. –sumone10154(talk) 03:54, October 8, 2012 (UTC)  Against. --Prätt Körp (talk) 11:56, October 25, 2012 (UTC)
Comments	rm -- The Zombiebaron 05 18, December 15, 2012 (UTC)

Funny Image Puss (history, logs)

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Pussy in boots take it all the way Image credit: Archive - Discuss this image

Vote	Score: -2 Pussies in boots
Nomination:	SirPeasewhizzdeNewYork Click here to talk 01:00, December 11, 2012 (UTC)
For Votes: 2	Nom + for --SirPeasewhizzdeNewYork Click here to talk 01:00, December 11, 2012 (UTC)  For. I likes it --Murder Frog ✄ Dull interest wanes. 16:24, December 22, 2012 (UTC)
Against Votes: 4	Too texty. -- The Zombiebaron 05:17, December 15, 2012 (UTC)  Against. Works as a side joke but not as a featured image. --Prätt Körp (talk) 04:18, January 1, 2013 (UTC) Zombietexton -RAHB 07:16, 10 January 2013 (UTC) Nah MrN 02:58, Mar 10
Comments	X—I like some of it but I also don't like some of it. —  (talk) (contributions) Feb 2 2013 21:48. rm -- The Zombiebaron 01:22, 22 March 2013 (UTC)

Demi Lovato.png (history, logs)

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Insert image caption here Image credit: Insert image credits here Archive - Discuss this image

Vote	Score: -7
Nomination:	Acmed2 (talk) 19:48, 6 January 2013 (UTC)
For Votes: 0	No for votes
Against Votes: 7	Nah. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 02:55, 7 January 2013 I don't even know why this is here. -RAHB 07:15, 10 January 2013 (UTC)  I can't even masturbate to this ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 10:46, 23 January 2013 (UTC)  ??? —  (talk) (contributions) Jan 26 2013 20:40. Explain yourself or be banned. ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Wed, Jan 30 '13 2:19 (UTC) NO FAT CHICKS huh i'm funny --Roman Dog Bird (talk) 08:21, 4 February 2013 (UTC) Per Frosty  SIR Peasewhizz de NY Biblio HOS Awards 23:05 3.11.13
Comments	rm -- The Zombiebaron 01:25, 22 March 2013 (UTC)

ThermalFarts.gif (history, logs)

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PBBBLT! Image credit: No idear Archive - Discuss this image

Vote	Score: -3 PredatorVision™ farts
Nomination:	All rise for the King of Faggots 01:10, 8 January 2013 (UTC)
For Votes: 2	For. IMMATURITY IS GREAT. All rise for the King of Faggots 01:10, 8 January 2013 (UTC)  LOL! —  (talk) (contributions) Jan 27 2013 20:22.
Against Votes: 5	Funny but unoriginal to Uncyc. ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Tue, Jan 8 '13 4:33 (UTC) GROSS!!!! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 04:50, 8 January 2013 Erm... -RAHB 07:15, 10 January 2013 (UTC) Erm.. little girls exist. so NO. --TheNerdKing (talk) 18:45, 10 March 2013 (UTC) Nay  SIR Peasewhizz de NY Biblio HOS Awards 23:04 3.11.13
Comments	Somebody should rewrite Predator, and find a way to include this. ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Tue, Jan 8 '13 4:59 (UTC) plus, when Jesus comes and takes you all seriousely in a benevolent way unlike satan and the zionists, you'd feel kind of stupid. --TheNerdKing (talk) 18:45, 10 March 2013 (UTC) rm;-3 -- The Zombiebaron 01:28, 22 March 2013 (UTC)

Penisman (history, logs)

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The triumphant return of Penisman! Saving Internets around the globe from squeamishness and censored cocks! Image credit: http://boners.com Archive - Discuss this image

Vote	Score: -3
Nomination:	Kip
For Votes: 3	For -- Kippy the Elf Talk Works ☃ 06:00, Jan. 29, 2013\ Fs—haha feature —  (talk) (contributions) Feb 2 2013 21:46.  For MrN 02:53, Mar 10
Against Votes: 6	Unoriginal. ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Wed, Jan 30 '13 2:18 (UTC) Um, what? --Gamma287 ☭Tetяis? 21:13, 28 February 2013 (UTC) In the interests of prohibition of the female orgasm, nay. TheNerdKing (talk) 18:36, 10 March 2013‎  For girls, big dicks are nice. But I'm a guy, so this gonna make me sick  SIR Peasewhizz de NY Biblio HOS Awards 23:02 3.11.13 Zombiebaron. -- The Zombiebaron 01:46, 22 March 2013 (UTC) i can think of 100 very good reasons why this is anything but legit. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 03:32, 22 March 2013 (UTC)
Comments	Déjà vu. The more things change, the more they stay the same. -- Kippy the Elf Talk Works ☃ 13:43, Jan. 29, 2013 rm; -3 -- The Zombiebaron 16:44, 23 March 2013 (UTC)

FU Uncyclopedia! (history, logs)

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F U. Sincerely, Dexter111344 Image credit: Dexter111344 Archive - Discuss this image

Vote	Score: 3
Nomination:	~ BB ~ (T) ~ Thu, Dec 6 '12 9:39 (UTC) 09:39, December 6, 2012 (UTC)
For Votes: 8	I was told to do this. Don't blame the messenger. ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Thu, Dec 6 '12 9:39 (UTC)  Strong for Dexter I miss you. Fuck whoever or whatever made you this pissed off at us. But I want you back damn it! ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 09:41, December 6, 2012 (UTC)  For - You're so vain you probably think this image is about you. -- Kippy the Elf Talk Works ☃ 09:46, Dec. 6, 2012  For. I'm still confused as to why you took that picture in a cave in the middle of the night but whatever. (talk) 06:59, 10 December 2012 He has the fingers of a guitarist. And has an obvious light phobia. Aleister 12:47 crissmiss'12 Lol. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 04:48, 1 January 2013 F—Yeah, what he said. FU Uncyclopedia! —  (talk) (contributions) Feb 2 2013 21:50. Because secretly, I think he'd want me to do this MrN 03:04, Mar 10
Against Votes: 5	FU DEXTER -- The Zombiebaron 05:15, December 15, 2012 (UTC) Huh?? -- Sir SinnerSandbox (¿?) 12:41, December 16, 2012 (UTC) Dexter used to be a kewl uzer here but then he left and when we asked him to come back this was his response and so "FU Dexter" and... um... yeah, explaining the joke never works. ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Sun, Dec 16 '12 12:50 (UTC) Against. Because secretly, I think he'd want me to do this. --UU - natter 21:33, Dec 21  Against. I'm scared of the dark. --Prätt Körp (talk) 04:21, January 1, 2013 (UTC)  Limp boner.  SIR Peasewhizz de NY Biblio HOS Awards 23:06 3.11.13
Comments	rm -- The Zombiebaron 16:46, 23 March 2013 (UTC)

Michael Jacksons Number Twos (history, logs)

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Posthumous financial difficulties led the Michael Jackson estate to release yet another compilation of crap. Image credit: Salt (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser Archive - Discuss this image

Vote	Score: -3 Shitty songs
Nomination:	Poo, Geddit? Salt (talk) 11:45, 23 March 2013 (UTC)
For Votes: 0	No for votes
Against Votes: 3	Zombiebaron. The lid of the toilet is down, and Michael's pants are on. Without the explanation it isn't clear what is supposed to be going on. -- The Zombiebaron 16:41, 23 March 2013 (UTC) Zombiebaron ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 22:11, 23 March 2013 (UTC)  Limp boner. Per Zombiebaron and also it's not very well done. -RAHB 23:49, 24 March 2013 (UTC) And seeing as the only thing this user has done since joining is upload this image and then nominate it, I'd imagine it's probably unoriginal too. -RAHB 23:51, 24 March 2013 (UTC)
Comments	rm; -3 -- The Zombiebaron 05:48, 28 March 2013 (UTC)

Chinese midget basketball (history, logs)

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SHOOT! Image credit: Unknown Archive - Discuss this image

Vote	Score: 1 midgets playing basketball
Nomination:	Sir Peasewhizz Biblio HOS Awards 17:27 4.05.13
For Votes: 1	N+F  Sir Peasewhizz Biblio HOS Awards 17:27 4.05.13
Against Votes: 0	No against votes
Comments	unoriginal -- The Zombiebaron 03:03, 6 April 2013 (UTC)

Barack Obama Steve Urkel (history, logs)

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Image credit: Insert image credits here Archive - Discuss this image

Vote	Score: -3
Nomination:	--All rise for Billy the King! (talk) 15:15, 15 March 2013 (UTC)
For Votes: 1	Yes --All rise for Billy the King! (talk) 15:15, 15 March 2013 (UTC)
Against Votes: 4	Zombiebaron. -- The Zombiebaron 01:49, 22 March 2013 (UTC) Zombiebaron ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 03:28, 22 March 2013 (UTC)  Limp boner. Oh I get it now. It's Barack. But the image is also all artifacty, and it's also an Urkel joke, which haven't been particularly relevant since...I don't even remember. -RAHB 23:49, 24 March 2013 (UTC) —  (talk) (contributions) 03:05:17 2013/04/06 UTC
Comments	rm; -3 -- The Zombiebaron 03:08, 6 April 2013 (UTC)

FBI Warning (history, logs)

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Often seen at the beginning of movies, this is the FBI Warning that they expect nobody to read or care about. Image credit: TheHappySpaceman Archive - Discuss this image

Vote	Score: 7 people who actually paused to read this at the beginning of the movie
Nomination:	~[ths] UotM 00:12, 01/21/2013
For Votes: 10	I've been here for years and I still don't have a featured image. I thought now would be the time to get one. ~[ths] UotM 00:12, 01/21/2013  Clever Aleister 00:30 21-1-'13 Dude... -- Кıяву Тαгк Сойтяıвs 2013-01-21T02:28 hee--  ŤäŁķ ¿Ș₮áłĶ?฿¡฿↓¡ography 02:31, 21 January 2013 (UTC)  For. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 14:21, 21 January 2013 F—LOL yes —  (talk) (contributions) Feb 2 2013 21:47. For. MadMax (talk) 07:51, 6 March 2013 (UTC) Cumming  SIR Peasewhizz de NY Biblio HOS Awards 16:58 3.09.13  For MrN 02:54, Mar 10 Yes! --TheNerdKing (talk) 18:38, 10 March 2013 (UTC)  For. IFYMB! 11:46, 21 April 2013 (UTC)
Against Votes: 3	Zombiebaron. as per my long standing belief that words are for featured article and that visual jokes are for featured images. -- The Zombiebaron 01:44, 22 March 2013 (UTC)  Text based ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 03:30, 22 March 2013 (UTC)  Limp boner. Entirely text. -RAHB 23:46, 24 March 2013 (UTC)
Comments	rm -- The Zombiebaron 17:40, 14 May 2013 (UTC)

John_kerry_rambo.jpg (history, logs)

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John Kerry during his service in the Vietnam War Image credit: Strainj1 Archive - Discuss this image

Vote	Score: -1
Nomination:	This was one of two images created for me on Uncyclopedia:RadicalX's Corner by Strainj1. I don't know if they're feature worthy but I really liked them. MadMax (talk) 07:44, 6 March 2013 (UTC)
For Votes: 2	For. MadMax (talk) 07:44, 6 March 2013 (UTC) For ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Fri, Mar 15 '13 0:13 (UTC)
Against Votes: 3	Against. Cool image, but I don't see what's so funny.  SIR Peasewhizz de NY Biblio HOS Awards 22:59 3.11.13 That's cuz you dunno who John Kerry is. ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Fri, Mar 15 '13 0:13 (UTC) Zombiebaron. -- The Zombiebaron 01:48, 22 March 2013 (UTC) Meh -RAHB 23:46, 24 March 2013 (UTC)
Comments	rm -- The Zombiebaron 17:42, 14 May 2013 (UTC)

222px-The Simpsons-Jeff Albertson.png (history, logs)

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The Simpson's Comic Book Guy gives a critique of a certain Uncyclopedia article. Image credit: Strainj1 Archive - Discuss this image

Vote	Score: -1
Nomination:	This is the second image Strainj1 created for me on Uncyclopedia:RadicalX's Corner. MadMax (talk) 07:50, 6 March 2013 (UTC)
For Votes: 3	For. MadMax (talk) 07:50, 6 March 2013 (UTC) Foorrrr  SIR Peasewhizz de NY Biblio HOS Awards 02:35 3.08.13 For. I can see this image working very well in some articles. MrN 02:51, Mar 10 get it? he he --TheNerdKing (talk) 18:31, 10 March 2013 (UTC)
Against Votes: 4	Limp boner. Works for its purpose, but not a feature for me. -RAHB 19:50, 12 March 2013 (UTC) As per RAHB. Plus, the angle of the words don't exactly complement his shirt. -- Kippy the Elf Talk Works ☃ 20:20, Mar. 12, 2013 Basically what RAHB said, as well as being an old but purposeful pun. -- Lost Labyrinth • (t) • (c) • (a) 20:51, 12 March 2013 (UTC) Zombiebaron. -- The Zombiebaron 01:49, 22 March 2013 (UTC)
Comments	rm -- The Zombiebaron 17:43, 14 May 2013 (UTC)

Poledancing Adam Smith (history, logs)

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Adam Smith poledancing for money in a 16th c (?) marketplace. Image credit: Tumb13weed (talk) 19:10, 9 June 2013 (UTC) Archive - Discuss this image

Vote	Score: -5
Nomination:	Tumb13weed (talk) 19:10, 9 June 2013 (UTC)
For Votes: 0	No for votes
Against Votes: 5	Against. The concept is promising, but I think the execution could improved. Maybe Reefer Desk this one and try again after some fine tuning. --Dame 11:52, 10 June 2013 (UTC) Against per Sonje. -RAHB 15:24, 13 June 2013 (UTC) Not for. The Woodburninator Minimal Effort ™ 19:18, 13 June 2013 (UTC) Why no. -- MagicBus Hello? Is there anybody there? 19:25, 13 June 2013 (UTC)  Against. ????? - Strainj1...TALK 09:44, 16 June 2013 (UTC)
Comments	rm; lol -- The Zombiebaron 19:47, 18 June 2013 (UTC)

Dildo card (history, logs)

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I never really understood why I never won at Yu-Gi-Oh! Image credit: IFYMB! Archive - Discuss this image

Vote	Score: -4 Dildo
Nomination:	IFYMB! Talk to me baby! 01:49 29 May 2013 01:49, 29 May 2013 (UTC)
For Votes: 1	For. Why not? IFYMB! Talk to me baby! 01:49 29 May 2013
Against Votes: 5	Limp boner. -RAHB 05:50, 1 June 2013 (UTC)  Against. :'( --Dame 00:14, 3 June 2013 (UTC)  Against. I... no. The Woodburninator Minimal Effort ™ 19:11, 13 June 2013 (UTC) Strong Zombiebaron ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 09:27, 16 June 2013 (UTC)  Against. To quote Pauline Hanson, I don't like it. - Strainj1...TALK 09:45, 16 June 2013 (UTC)
Comments	rm; -4 -- The Zombiebaron 19:48, 18 June 2013 (UTC)

Baaaaaa! (history, logs)

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Baaaaa! I'm on fire! Image credit: Bizzeebeever (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser Archive - Discuss this image

Vote	Score: -2 BAAAAA!!!
Nomination:	SIR Peasewhizz de NY Biblio HOS Awards 00:27 3.15.13
For Votes: 4	' Boner.'  SIR Peasewhizz de NY Biblio HOS Awards 00:27 3.15.13  For. Most definitely. Reminds me of this: User:Matthlock/sig2 00:49, 15 March 2013 (UTC) Derpy Hooves became a sheep. Also, for. -- NotReallyMyUsername 2013-03-22T00:21 Baaaaaaaaaaa! -- MagicBus Hello? Is there anybody there? 21:46, 6 April 2013 (UTC)
Against Votes: 6	Strong Zombiebaron -- The Zombiebaron 01:49, 22 March 2013 (UTC) Zombiebaron ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 03:29, 22 March 2013 (UTC)  Limp boner. -RAHB 23:47, 24 March 2013 (UTC)  Against. No. --Dame 00:10, 3 June 2013 (UTC) Infinite Zombiebaron The Woodburninator Minimal Effort ™ 18:49, 13 June 2013 (UTC) Abstain. - Meh...... or should I say mahhhh..... - Strainj1...TALK 09:47, 16 June 2013 (UTC)
Comments	Abstain. – Preceding unsigned comment added by Y (talk • contribs) Who the fuck abstains an image?  Sir Peasewhizz Biblio HOS Awards 21:33 4.06.13 rm -- The Zombiebaron 19:49, 18 June 2013 (UTC)

Paul is Dead (history, logs)

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The startling transformation of Paul McCartney, fueling the infamous "Paul is dead" hoax. Image credit: Insert image credits here Archive - Discuss this image

Vote	Score: -3
Nomination:	All rise for Acmed2 (talk) 15:30, 29 May 2013 (UTC)
For Votes: 2	To ur mum. All rise for Acmed2 (talk) 15:30, 29 May 2013 (UTC)  For. Hell yeah! Go Paul Mc! -- MagicBus Hello? Is there anybody there? 00:48, 3 June 2013 (UTC)
Against Votes: 5	Limp boner. -RAHB 05:50, 1 June 2013 (UTC)  Against. Would be a funny addition to am article but not feature worthy. --Dame 00:42, 3 June 2013 (UTC) Paul is dead. So should this nom. The Woodburninator Minimal Effort ™ 19:16, 13 June 2013 (UTC) The joke is that it isn't funny. -- The Zombiebaron 19:51, 18 June 2013 (UTC)  Meh. - Strainj1...TALK 21:35, 18 June 2013 (UTC)
Comments	rm; -3 -- The Zombiebaron 18:55, 20 June 2013 (UTC)

Interesting-mspaint-user.JPG (history, logs)

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The Most Interesting Man In The World does not always use MS Paint, but when he does, he does so with one arm. Image credit: Tumb13weed Archive - Discuss this image

Vote	Score: 5 Interesting MS paintjobs
Nomination:	Dame 21:11, 10 June 2013 (UTC)
For Votes: 6	nom&4. Tumb13weedmakes MS paint interesting. And now I want beer. --Dame 21:11, 10 June 2013 (UTC)  For. IFYMB! Talk to me baby! 00:07 11 June 2013  Tres Equis. Sir CuteDeoxysOnTheRadio [CUN • PBJ'12 • PLS(0) • Stuy'16] 23:14, 11 June 2013 (UTC)  For. I shared it on our Facebook page and magic happened. --EMC [TALK] 16:19 Jun 12 2013 Boner. -RAHB 15:23, 13 June 2013 (UTC) For. ~[ths] UotM 00:55, 07/14/2013
Against Votes: 1	Against -- The Zombiebaron 19:52, 18 June 2013 (UTC)
Comments	On the fence. – Llwy-ar-lawr (talk • contribs • logs) 00:45, 6 Mar 2014Uncyclopedia is a community site that anyone can contribute to. Discover, share and add your knowledge! UncyclopediaUncyclopediaIllogicopediai:fr:LogimalpediePaudurapedyjaFrithchiclipeidUncapaediaAbsurdopediaScotypedia rm -- The Zombiebaron 01:00, 6 March 2014 (UTC)

Throbizone advertisement (history, logs)

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Get your dick enhancement pills here! Image credit: Multiliteralist Archive - Discuss this image

Vote	Score: 5.5 million pills sold
Nomination:	｡◕‿◕｡ 13:40, 30 August 2013 (UTC)
For Votes: 7	Nom+For Originally on a page I tagged for FFW. ｡◕‿◕｡ 13:40, 30 August 2013 (UTC)  For. IFYMB! Talk to me baby! 17:51, 26 November 2013 (UTC) I don't know why but I like it. – Llwy-ar-lawr (talk • contribs • logs) 00:43, 6 Mar 2014Uncyclopedia is a community site that anyone can contribute to. Discover, share and add your knowledge! UncyclopediaUncyclopediaIllogicopediai:fr:LogimalpediePaudurapedyjaFrithchiclipeidUncapaediaAbsurdopediaScotypedia Funny as fuck. ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Sun, Mar 30 '14 23:53 (UTC) An original. Leverage (talk) 18:41, 6 May 2014 (UTC) I giggled. JFC 15:46. Jun 2  For. --EMC [TALK] 23:45 Oct 15 2014
Against Votes: 1.5	Against. 166.137.240.88 12:10, 5 March 2014 (UTC) Zombiebaron. -- The Zombiebaron 00:46, 6 March 2014 (UTC)
Comments	rm -- The Zombiebaron 08:09, 17 October 2014 (UTC)

Cow-nose.jpg (history, logs)

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Insert image caption here Image credit: Tripod2282 Archive - Discuss this image

Vote	Score: -2 cows
Nomination:	figgycity50 and his talk! Hooray! 14:12, 1 March 2014 (UTC)
For Votes: 3	Nom+For love the eyes. figgycity50 and his talk! Hooray! 14:12, 1 March 2014 (UTC) I thought it would be something funny. -- MagicBus Talk to me! 17:29, 1 March 2014 (UTC)  For. I laughed out loud.- Me, You, You, talk to me >^.^< 23:36, 30 March 2014 (UTC)
Against Votes: 5	Zombiebaron. -- The Zombiebaron 18:09, 1 March 2014 (UTC) Looks like the added 'evil' features were done with a paint program, and I see how it's used in the evilness article but neither the concept nor the execution seem that great to me. – Llwy-ar-lawr (talk • contribs • logs) 00:42, 6 Mar 2014Uncyclopedia is a community site that anyone can contribute to. Discover, share and add your knowledge! UncyclopediaUncyclopediaIllogicopediai:fr:LogimalpediePaudurapedyjaFrithchiclipeidUncapaediaAbsurdopediaScotypedia Na. JFC 15:44. Jun 2  Against. -RAHB 14:05, 19 June 2014 (UTC)  Against. This is like the world's cheapest MS Paint TheWikiMan026 (talk) 19:52, 20 July 2014 (UTC)
Comments	rm -- The Zombiebaron 08:10, 17 October 2014 (UTC)

CHOMP.gif (history, logs)

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Insert image caption here Image credit: Jarkko Ruutu Archive - Discuss this image

Vote	Score: 2
Nomination:	Snarglefoop (talk) 03:31, 19 April 2014 (UTC)
For Votes: 3	This picture is too random not to be featured. Snarglefoop (talk) 03:31, 19 April 2014 (UTC) Oh sure. – Llwy-ar-lawr (talk • contribs • logs) 17:33, 19 Apr 2014Uncyclopedia is a community site that anyone can contribute to. Discover, share and add your knowledge! UncyclopediaUncyclopediaIllogicopediai:fr:LogimalpediePaudurapedyjaFrithchiclipeidUncapaediaAbsurdopediaScotypedia I assume this vote on this invalid picture is to annoy Zombiebaron? JFC 18:59. May 20
Against Votes: 1	Against. -RAHB 14:05, 19 June 2014 (UTC)
Comments	rm -- The Zombiebaron 08:11, 17 October 2014 (UTC)

UnNewsTv.png (history, logs)

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Insert image caption here Image credit: Leverage Archive - Discuss this image

Vote	Score: -2
Nomination:	Leverage (talk) 18:42, 6 May 2014 (UTC)
For Votes: 1	Makes me happy every time I see it. What a lovely straight penis. Leverage (talk) 18:42, 6 May 2014 (UTC)
Against Votes: 3	Against rubbing up next to any of these people. JFC 19:01. May 20  Against. But it is a heartwarming family photo. --EMC [TALK] 17:39 May 30 2014  Against. I remember it like it was only yesterday. I still can't get the taste out of my mouth. -RAHB 14:07, 19 June 2014 (UTC)
Comments	rm -- The Zombiebaron 08:14, 17 October 2014 (UTC)

Error messages (history, logs)

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Error messages Image credit: Puppy Archive - Discuss this image

Vote	Score: 1 error messages
Nomination:	– Llwy-ar-lawr (talk • contribs • logs) 21:25, 13 May 2014Uncyclopedia is a community site that anyone can contribute to. Discover, share and add your knowledge! UncyclopediaUncyclopediaIllogicopediai:fr:LogimalpediePaudurapedyjaFrithchiclipeidUncapaediaAbsurdopediaScotypedia
For Votes: 3	Found this through a red link on User:Aleister/pics. Was deleted as an unused file, but when I looked at it it was so funny I just had to restore it. Thought I'd put it here too. (Transparency isn't perfect, but I think that's a small enough glitch. something to do with thumbnails - not a problem with the image) – Llwy-ar-lawr (talk • contribs • logs) 21:25, 13 May 2014Uncyclopedia is a community site that anyone can contribute to. Discover, share and add your knowledge! UncyclopediaUncyclopediaIllogicopediai:fr:LogimalpediePaudurapedyjaFrithchiclipeidUncapaediaAbsurdopediaScotypedia  For.-- MagicBus Talk to me! 22:01, 13 May 2014 (UTC)  For. Looks good to me Snarglefoop (talk) 22:57, 13 May 2014 (UTC)
Against Votes: 2	ZB JFC 19:03. May 20  Against. JFC -RAHB 14:08, 19 June 2014 (UTC)
Comments	rm -- The Zombiebaron 08:15, 17 October 2014 (UTC)

Hardcore Prawn!!!! (history, logs)

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An advertisement for "hardcore prawn". Image credit: DJ Irreverent Archive - Discuss this image

Vote	Score: -2 prawn stars caught in my net
Nomination:	｡◕‿◕｡ 23:28, 26 May 2014 (UTC)
For Votes: 2	Nom. Nom. Nom. Oh, yeah. Right. For, too. I know this was nominated and deleted before (some time before I existed), but I'd like to have another go at it. ｡◕‿◕｡ 23:28, 26 May 2014 (UTC)  For. – Llwy-ar-lawr (talk • contribs • logs) 23:31, 26 May 2014Uncyclopedia is a community site that anyone can contribute to. Discover, share and add your knowledge! UncyclopediaUncyclopediaIllogicopediai:fr:LogimalpediePaudurapedyjaFrithchiclipeidUncapaediaAbsurdopediaScotypedia
Against Votes: 4	No... this doesn't make any sense. Plus, it's not funny. -- MagicBus Talk to me! 10:08, 27 May 2014 (UTC) I'm not sure you understand it. 'Prawn' is a respelling of 'pron' which means pornography, which is often described as hardcore, so it makes sense to write 'hardcore prawn' rather than 'hardcore porn(ography)', but prawn is actually a kind of seafood as well. So there is 'hardcore prawn' which makes sense as either pornography or seafood, and is represented as seafood because it does not make sense at first glance to have hardcore seafood, but the word 'prawn' could mean either one so in that way it does make sense. And then there's a subcaption that combines the ideas of seafood and pornography. It's a play on words that highlights how absurd the result can be when some words are taken literally, and that makes it funny. – Llwy-ar-lawr (talk • contribs • logs) 20:12, 30 May 2014Uncyclopedia is a community site that anyone can contribute to. Discover, share and add your knowledge! UncyclopediaUncyclopediaIllogicopediai:fr:LogimalpediePaudurapedyjaFrithchiclipeidUncapaediaAbsurdopediaScotypedia Na It's worthy of Fish Puns, but not an FA image in my eyes. JFC 20:33. May 30 Comment. Prawn aren't fish, but crustaceans. Nice try, though. ｡◕‿◕｡ 19:56, 31 May 2014 (UTC) Neigh. Some will always call foal. I blame the seal of approval. JFC 15:39. Jun 2 roman dog bird ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 04:04, 24 August 2014 (UTC) Zombiebaron -RAHB 09:30, 3 September 2014 (UTC)
Comments	rm -- The Zombiebaron 08:18, 17 October 2014 (UTC)

Chief WXYY (history, logs)

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The moment for TV during the War. Image credit: Tiger Juice Archive - Discuss this image

Vote	Score: -1 Indian-heads in a nutshell.
Nomination:	Tiger Juice 14:32, 4 August 2014 (UTC)
For Votes: 1	For. Cool! --Tiger Juice 00:48, 5 August 2014 (UTC)
Against Votes: 2	Against. It's boring. -- MagicBus Talk to me! 00:00, 9 August 2014 (UTC)  Against. So we're just nominating ineligible stuff all the time now? -RAHB 09:28, 3 September 2014 (UTC)
Comments	YAY Again. rm -- The Zombiebaron 08:18, 17 October 2014 (UTC)

Nudity content.jpg (history, logs)

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It's a parody of the parental advisory for CD's. Image credit: MagicBus Archive - Discuss this image

Vote	Score: -2 nude watchers
Nomination:
For Votes: 1	For. It's a parody of the parental advisory for CD's. -- MagicBus Talk to me! 13:05, 29 August 2014 (UTC)
Against Votes: 3	Yeah, no. -- Kippy the Elf Talk Works ☃ 15:56, Aug. 29, 2014 Lol - B@NZai k!tten (Meow?)B 16:18, 29 August 2014 (UTC) EXTERMINATE! -RAHB 09:27, 3 September 2014 (UTC) Zombiebaron. -- The Zombiebaron 08:33, 17 October 2014 (UTC)
Comments	rm; -3-- The Zombiebaron 08:33, 17 October 2014 (UTC)

Steve Irwin mourning.jpg (history, logs)

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Insert image caption here Image credit: Insert image credits here Archive - Discuss this image

Vote	Score: 0
Nomination:
For Votes: 1	For. This made me laugh so hard. -- MagicBus Can you ride my Magic Bus? 15:07, 27 February 2016 (UTC)
Against Votes: 1	Please submit only ORIGINAL IMAGES to VFP. Images from elsewhere on the Internet can be used on articles, but will not be featured. --Syndrome (talk) 03:22, 25 April 2016 (UTC)
Comments	Comment. This is a great pic! But if it's not original, then no. DAP Dame Pleb Com. Miley Spears (talk) 04:29, 18 September 2016 (UTC)

Wiki.png (history, logs)

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Our logo shall be featured! Image credit: Rcmurphy uploaded the image. Archive - Discuss this image

Vote	Score: 2 puzzle potato(s)
Nomination:	Stranger195 (talk • contribs • guestbook • wt • unf) 07:24, 18 October 2015 (UTC)
For Votes: 3	Nom and for --Stranger195 (talk • contribs • guestbook • wt • unf) 07:24, 18 October 2015 (UTC)  Mink MyOwnBadSelf (talk) 03:25, 4 December 2015 (UTC)  For. I like potatoes even though they puzzle me. DAP Dame Pleb Com. Miley Spears (talk) 04:27, 18 September 2016 (UTC)
Against Votes: 1	absolute shit ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 07:37, 24 March 2017 (UTC)

Toyz.jpg (history, logs)

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See image. The guy reminds me of Wendell from the hit TV series "Key & Peele". Image credit: User:One-eyed Jack Archive - Discuss this image

Vote	Score: 0.5 violated toy(s)
Nomination:	Xander (talk) 14:14, 28 January 2015 (UTC)
For Votes: 1	For. --Stranger195 (talk • contribs • guestbook • wt • unf) 08:06, 28 September 2015 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0.5	close this bullshit and this whole section down, jesus chrsit --69.142.88.64 (talk) 22:55, 8 June 2017 (UTC)
Comments	Comment. I remember my son used to do that. Really it's a great pic, but the credits sound like it's not original, so I don't know if it qualifies for VFP. DAP Dame Pleb Com. Miley Spears (talk) 04:34, 18 September 2016 (UTC)