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Welcome![edit]

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Thanks. sumone10154(talk) 03:02, September 23, 2012 (UTC)

Signature[edit]

I have created your signature here - User:Sumone10154/Sig. Instead of pasting in the whole line, just click on the 'squiggle' in the edit options when typing a message on a page and your signature will appear as four tildes. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 06:40, September 24, 2012 (UTC)

What do you mean? I don't copy paste anything; I just type four tildes for my signature, and I have all the wikicode in my preferences. sumone10154(talk) 23:39, September 24, 2012 (UTC)
There is no need to have the whole wikicode in your signature on display when making an edit. The sig link cuts all that back - look at this signature in the edit window after I leave my comment here. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 05:58, September 27, 2012 (UTC)

Hello n00b[edit]

You have been nominated for Noob of the moment! You may vote for yourself there if you wish. Keep up the awesome edits. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 10:46, October 1, 2012 (UTC)

hello there[edit]

Would you be interested in writing in Uncyclopedia's first ever writing competition just for noobs? If so read this and submit your name! ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 11:28, October 4, 2012 (UTC)

Thanks[edit]

For voting on my Lasagne article. Yes, it does seem a little late but I had a lot of shit to do so yeah, unfortunately, no fancy template. Anyways, my template making skills aren't that good really since my last one got called the ugliest shit ever but man, to vote on my article, thanks. But I still won't be selling any of you people any weed. They're all mine. --POP!GoesTheWeasel Evil-clown.jpg 01:46, October 13, 2012 (UTC)

hello[edit]

Noob of the Moment Award Noob of the Moment October 2012 ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 22:14, November 10, 2012 (UTC)

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Sloppy, falling-apart, and duct-taped-together: the UnSignpost![edit]

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Drop your pants and grab the eggnog! It's the UnSignpost.[edit]

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~ Pointy.png I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 04:24, 19 January 2013

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~ Pointy.png I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 05:03, 24 January 2013

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~ Pointy.png I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 01:35, 7 February 2013



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SLENDERMAN talk (Currently following you) 01:35, 14 February 2013 (UTC)

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SLENDERMAN talk (Currently following you) 00:37, 21 February 2013 (UTC)

Surprise, Motherfucker, USP[edit]

SLENDERMAN talk (Currently following you) 03:53, 28 February 2013 (UTC)

I thought I heard the Imperial March. USP time, everybody![edit]

SLENDERMAN talk (Currently following you) 20:36, 7 March 2013 (UTC)

Can I have some salad with my UnSignpost?[edit]

SLENDERMAN talk (Currently following you) 11:46, 14 March 2013 (UTC)

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SLENDERMAN talk (Currently following you) 02:28, 21 March 2013 (UTC)

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SLENDERMAN talk (Currently following you) 18:25, 4 April 2013 (UTC)

UnSignpost Time, Folks! I repeat, UnSignpost Time![edit]

SLENDERMAN talk (Currently following you) 00:36, 11 April 2013 (UTC)

UnSignpost, late and lazy![edit]

SLENDERMAN talk (Currently following you) 01:43, 19 April 2013 (UTC)

The 2 Days Tardy USP![edit]

SLENDERMAN talk (Currently following you) 01:07, 27 April 2013 (UTC)

Week-old news two weeks late: The UnSignpost![edit]

-RAHB 04:40, 11 June 2013 (UTC)

UnSignpost is back[edit]

Enjoy! IFYMB! Talk to me baby! 10:23 7 July 2013

The UnSignpost: a brilliant new format but less news[edit]

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Anton (talk) 13:21, 8 August 2013 (UTC)

UnSignpost: yet another new format but still less news[edit]

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In case you're still alive...[edit]

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~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 09:40, 25 July 2014 (UTC)

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~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 23:49, 1 August 2014 (UTC)

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Better sign it.
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The UnSignpost
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Now With 0 Trans Fat!
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The UnSignpost
Because if the rumors don't spread at the salon, we must spread them in the news.

SLENDERMAN talk (Currently following you) 03:21, 7 September 2014 (UTC)

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Vote, Vote, Vote[edit]

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