Welcome Party for Noobs

WELCOME TO UNCYCLOPEDIA

<insert name here>!!!

Good to see you! Come on in, this party is for YOU!! Grab a drink or a bong hit, grab a man or a woman, hey, we've got some sheep in the bedroom. It's all good!

Let your hair down and relax!

Some pervert just officially welcomed you on your Talk Page and gave you a hand-job, but for now, enjoy the party! Hit those goatskins, fat man, welcome this noob!

Dance and rejoice everyone! A new writer has joined us!!!

Hmmmmmm. The weed or the girl? The weed or the girl? A hard choice. But at Uncyclopedia, you can have both!!

Take a dip in the Uncyclopedia hot tub. . .

"Hey, <insert name here>, nice to meet you. What's your sign, sugar? Do you work out?"

It's Festivus all year long at Uncyclopedia!

At uncyclopedia you will always have a place to hang your hat

"The stoned guy singing in Uncyclopedia's alley, yeah? He's what? A crasher from Wikipedia! SECURITY!!!"

Hey, the crasher brought these little white candies. Here, have one...

Now moar dancing!

Dance! I said DANCE!!!

Yo <insert name here>, had enough dancing? There's plenty of room in here for a third.

Let us put a smile on your face!

We're waiting to hear from you!!!!

Try not to skate on content.

Party On!!!!