User talk:Figgycity50

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Smiting the nail of news with the plastic hammer of truth


Welcome![edit source]

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NOTM[edit source]

Since no one else bothered to give it to you...

Noob of the Moment Award Noob of the Moment December 2013

Well done! From now on, you can safely include this honor to any job application form you write. The chances of it being rejected will rise up to 100%! --Mimo&maxus 20:48, 5 December 2013 (UTC)

The main page needs fixing. RedHott has bean defeated. figgycity50 and his talk! Hooray! 18:28, 9 December 2013 (UTC)

UnVoyage:Chernobyl[edit source]

It's a good start, but it's still a start! There is much potential for humour, and you can ask me, if you need any help. Your only joke seems to be that Chernobyl is an extremely dangerous place, well, isn't it the obvious aspect? Maybe you could try doing some research about it and then come up with more ideas? Even at a humour encyclopedia, the reader will still expect the writer to tell him more than he already knows. Cheers! Anton (talk) 14:37, 1 March 2014 (UTC)

UnSignpost: yet another new format but still less news[edit source]

The UnSignpost
Reading This Is The Mysterious Second Step To Getting Profit From Stealing Childrens' Underwear!

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In case you're still alive...[edit source]

Please come back to Uncyclopedia soon or we are coming after you for child support. --EMC [TALK] 16:38 Jun 7 2014

Poof. figgycity50 and his talk! Hooray! 21:01, 16 July 2014 (UTC)
Poooooof. MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 22:07. Jul 16

It's back! - The UnSignpost[edit source]

The UnSignpost
Th-the m-m-most con-confident new-Newspaper in a wh-while

~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 08:53, 25 July 2014 (UTC)

Two weeks in a row? A new record! It's the UnSignpost[edit source]

The UnSignpost
Because if the rumors don't spread at the salon, we must spread them in the news.

~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 22:42, 1 August 2014 (UTC)

Does this look infected to you? It's the UnSignpost![edit source]

The UnSignpost
Telling You Stuff You Already Knew, But With Different Words!

 ~ Capt. Sock Monkey ~ (berate) Beeverpedia.png ~ Fri, Aug 8 '14 12:18 (UTC)

More {{Boner}}s than a ragged Playgirl: It's the UnSignpost![edit source]

The UnSignpost
The Newspaper Whose Mom Said It Was Cool!

 ~ Capt. Sock Monkey ~ (berate) Beeverpedia.png ~ Fri, Aug 15 '14 20:15 (UTC)

We gave The UnSignpost an enema, so now it's regular![edit source]

The UnSignpost
The Newspaper With Words n' Shit!

 ~ Capt. Sock Monkey ~ (berate) Beeverpedia.png ~ Fri, Aug 22 '14 2:14 (UTC)

OMG! A WILD USP IS ON THE LOOSE![edit source]

The UnSignpost
The Only Newspaper That Is Not Controlled By The Cabal Who Are You What Are You Doi- AAAAHHHHH

SLENDERMAN talk (Currently following you) 02:48, 7 September 2014 (UTC)

Unsignpost delivery attempt numbr hideous implosion[edit source]

The UnSignpost
The Newspaper That Openly Admits Its Liberal And Conservative Biases!

Brace Yourselves, The UnSignpost is Coming![edit source]

The UnSignpost
You'd be crazy not to listen!

The USP is coming for you! (and your little dog too)[edit source]

The UnSignpost
You'd be crazy not to listen!

Excuse me, sir, do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, the USP?[edit source]

The UnSignpost
The Free Newspaper Only Two People Started Out Editing, But Now They Want Nothing To Do With!

dicks lol: It's UnSignpost time![edit source]

The UnSignpost
Smiting the nail of news with the plastic hammer of truth

The UnSignpost is back, baby! (And also a little bit of front)[edit source]

The UnSignpost
All your readers are belong to us

Vote, Vote, Vote[edit source]

It's that time of the year again! We're going to be showing off our Top Ten Articles of 2014 soon but so far, very few people have voted. It's all up to you to decide what's the best of the best! Go to Forum:Top 10 Articles of 2014 and vote now! --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 02:21, 30 January 2015 (UTC)

UnSignpost Home Delivery for May 1st, 2021[edit source]

The UnSignpost
The periodical without any junk in its trunk!

It's beginning to look a lot like…[edit source]

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