User:Figgycity50

Figgycity50

This user is a total UKer, and can call you wanker with impunity. (British Uncyclopedians)

uk-N This user is a native speaker of Correct English.

This user has been on Uncyclopedia for 5 years, 8 months and 13 days.

This user is right-handed. In Latin, they would be Dexter.

This user will never forget October 23, 2008; the day that Wikia sold its soul. :-S

♂ This user is a boy, and is made of slugs, and snails, and puppy dog tails.

This user uses Google Chrome, because it's Google.

This user uses Windows because he or she can't get enough of your lover.

This user has been blocked 0 times.

Color This user likes random colored userboxes.

This user can be found on Xbox Live. Their gamertag is KingFiggy 1 and they mostly play Halo.

ubx– crapload This user has a crapload of userboxes. To see more of them, go to User:Figgycity50/Uboxez.

Golden Treasure chest of awards

Noob of the Moment November 2013

“I'm sorry we're such a piece of poop.

We're so poopy. Most people are made of 70% water.

We're made of 70% poop”

~ an actual quote by RAHB on IRC at 18:10:56 Saturday 14th December 2013 on me telling him he forgot to update the award template for November 2013

Meh userpage iz so beautiful!