User talk:Prätt Körp

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Morality Gives A Speech On Morality

I will continue on the "Tech" article, I'm sorry if I disappointed anyone. I will work on it for the best, and sadly I'm still a n00b. Thanks for the feedback - User:Morality

Autopatrolled

Today was the biggest day of my life. Frosty gave me autopatrolled status with a boner!

This rates in the top three moments of my life, in the following order:

1. Joining Uncyclopedia
2. Joining Uncyclopedia
3. Getting boner-ed from Frosty with an autopatrolled status.

Rumour has it that 'autopatrolled' means that you get an automobile and a 10 second head start to escape the admins should they find you being a dick, as opposed to running through pages upon pages of content-free content to escape the wrath of admins. When that day comes, let Oscar save us all.

Congratulations. --Snippy 08:36, November 10, 2012 (UTC)

Thanks!

Thanks for you votes on the highlight page, very appreciated. You have followed your heart, and it has led you down the primrose path to riches beyond your belief! Live like Midas, whoops, he messed up didn't he - but not you! Thanks again, Aleister 12:29 1-1-'13