User talk:LilypadBell

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Welcome![edit]

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Hello there![edit]

Since you're interested in proofreading, want to help me out? This article badly needs it. I've been on it for a while now. I have proofed most of it, up to §15 - Military. Could use some help in finishing what I started. Just leave a note (in the edit description) of how much you've proofed, or which section/s. Would be great if you're actually interested. Thanks. --Tumb13weed (talk) 21:40, 29 June 2013 (UTC)

Sure! I'll go now. Me, You, You, talk to me >^.^< 12:43, 30 June 2013 (UTC)

Free spam[edit]

Hello! Thank you for voting for Probability theory and would you like to subscribe to the UnSignpost? Anton (talk) 14:21, 6 July 2013 (UTC)

Sure, I'd love to get spam news on a regular basis. Sign me up! Me, You, You, talk to me >^.^< 14:28, 6 July 2013 (UTC)
I am afraid you will receive it sometime today. Maybe tomorrow. By the way, you can also subscribe yourself for the uncyclowiki UnSignpost (if you are still interested in what's happening there). But I bet it will be a lot of sp... news for you. Anton (talk) 14:32, 6 July 2013 (UTC)
Or I can also subscribe you there myself, as it is a bit more complicated than here. Anton (talk) 14:32, 6 July 2013 (UTC)
I bet I can do it myself. But thanks, anyway! ( I didn't even know UnSignpost existed until now.) Me, You, You, talk to me >^.^< 14:41, 6 July 2013 (UTC)

There, you have to add your username to the list. The link is provided on the UnSignpost page (just search for UnSignpost there) Anton (talk) 14:48, 6 July 2013 (UTC)

UnSignpost is back[edit]

Here it is and enjoy the news! Anton (talk) 18:41, 6 July 2013 (UTC)

The UnSignpost: a brilliant new format but less news[edit]

The UnSignpost
I love it when the news comes together


Anton (talk) 13:45, 8 August 2013 (UTC)

News (from none other than Moi)[edit]

Welp. I created a real-life page. Magazine now has been born. Did I do this right? Countdown to QVFD: 13 hours 55 minutes... Me, You, You, talk to me >^.^< 03:53, 29 March 2014 (UTC)

Cool. I haven't read it yet but somehow I have a feeling it's not qvfd worthy and may actually be pretty good. – Llwy-ar-lawr (talkcontribslogs) 03:59, 29 Mar 2014Uncyclopedia is a community site that anyone can contribute to. Discover, share and add your knowledge! UncyclopediaUncyclopediaIllogicopediai:fr:LogimalpediePaudurapedyjaFrithchiclipeidUncapaediaAbsurdopediaScotypedia
Aww, thank you. I'm so flattered. :) Me, You, You, talk to me >^.^< 04:01, 29 March 2014 (UTC)
I've read it now - you have a good concept there and it's pretty well written, though I might consider making it a bit longer. – Llwy-ar-lawr (talkcontribslogs) 04:04, 29 Mar 2014Uncyclopedia is a community site that anyone can contribute to. Discover, share and add your knowledge! UncyclopediaUncyclopediaIllogicopediai:fr:LogimalpediePaudurapedyjaFrithchiclipeidUncapaediaAbsurdopediaScotypedia

UnSignpost: yet another new format but still less news[edit]

The UnSignpost
The Newspaper That Contains Neither News Nor Paper.


– Llwy-ar-lawr (talkcontribslogs) 04:30, 5 May 2014Uncyclopedia is a community site that anyone can contribute to. Discover, share and add your knowledge! UncyclopediaUncyclopediaIllogicopediai:fr:LogimalpediePaudurapedyjaFrithchiclipeidUncapaediaAbsurdopediaScotypedia

It's back! - The UnSignpost[edit]

The UnSignpost
Reading This Is The Mysterious Second Step To Getting Profit From Stealing Childrens' Underwear!

~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 09:09, 25 July 2014 (UTC)

Two weeks in a row? A new record! It's the UnSignpost[edit]

The UnSignpost
The Newspaper That Replaces Analysis With Flashy Graphics!

~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 23:39, 1 August 2014 (UTC)

Does this look infected to you? It's the UnSignpost![edit]

The UnSignpost
The Newspaper That Replaces Analysis With Flashy Graphics!
 ~ Capt. Sock Monkey ~ (berate) Beeverpedia.png ~ Fri, Aug 8 '14 12:19 (UTC)

More {{Boner}}s than a ragged Playgirl: It's the UnSignpost![edit]

The UnSignpost
Now Delivered Trendily Late!
 ~ Capt. Sock Monkey ~ (berate) Beeverpedia.png ~ Fri, Aug 15 '14 20:14 (UTC)

We gave The UnSignpost an enema, so now it's regular![edit]

The UnSignpost
The Only Newspaper That Is Not Controlled By The Cabal Who Are You What Are You Doi- AAAAHHHHH
 ~ Capt. Sock Monkey ~ (berate) Beeverpedia.png ~ Fri, Aug 22 '14 2:14 (UTC)

OMG! A WILD USP IS ON THE LOOSE![edit]

The UnSignpost
I love it when the news comes together

SLENDERMAN talk (Currently following you) 02:59, 7 September 2014 (UTC)

Unsignpost delivery attempt numbr hideous implosion[edit]

The UnSignpost
The Newspaper With Love In Every Paragraph!


Brace Yourselves, The UnSignpost is Coming![edit]

The UnSignpost
The Self-Proclaimed Greatest Periodical Of All Time!


The USP is coming for you! (and your little dog too)[edit]

The UnSignpost
Telling You Stuff You Already Knew, But With Different Words!


Excuse me, sir, do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, the USP?[edit]

The UnSignpost
STOP... SIGNPOST TIME!!


dicks lol: It's UnSignpost time![edit]

The UnSignpost
The Free Newspaper Only Two People Started Out Editing, But Now They Want Nothing To Do With!


The UnSignpost is back, baby! (And also a little bit of front)[edit]

The UnSignpost
The Newspaper With Love In Every Paragraph!


Vote, Vote, Vote[edit]

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