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en-NThis user is a native speaker of English.
fr-1This user is able to contribute with a basic level of Français.
sa-PThis f****r speaks Sarcasm heavily laced with profanity that would make a f*****g a*****e sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy.
ht-4This user speaks HTML at a near-native level.
pika-3This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of Pikachu.
US flag.png This user is American
...and unabashedly proud of it!
(List of American Uncyclopedians)

Welcome to my lair.

There is no turning back now, foo'!


I am currently trying to learn Français. See? Over there? That badge thingy? Proof! Proof, I tell you!


Z3 This user has saved Princess Rosemary and beaten Zork 3: The Dungeon Master.

ABYSS This user has survived the wretched dark place we call The Abyss.
Z2 This user has united the Golden Egg of Arkora and beaten Zork 2: Gruel and Unusual Punishment.

n00b This n00b needed adoption, but since no-one cares, she grew up in the foster home. Now this little noob is sad, deranged, and knows where you live.
Cat03.jpg This user owns 9 FUCKING CATS! just so they can keep an eye on them.
Goldenbuddha.jpg This user is atheistic with Buddhist ideals, and believes that an article can only stop being edited once it has reached Nirvana
Bushfire.jpg This user is on fire. (And loves it.) You can help uncyclopedia ( but just make the user mad )by throwing water on their head
34px This user drinks soy milk.
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Tis usar or gruop suport teh use of propper gramer adn speling on teh UnCyclopedia.
Bmup smaller.jpg This user is part of The Proofreading Service.

Z This user has found the Twenty Treasures of Zork and beaten Zork: The Great Underground Empire.
Self This user is LilypadBell, and you're not, no matter how much you want to be. (Unless you're my clone of course. I've been looking for you! Now get back in your cage.)
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1+ This user has over 1 edit. Duh!
Ambidextrious This user can use both hands equally. Bow before this god!

In Latin this person wouldn't exist.

Usb! No, really!
Sunglasses.jpg This user's future is so bright, they've gotta wear shades.
This user's IQ is over 135.

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