Uncyclopedia:VFP/Failed/archive11

Pokemon Jeepney (history, logs)

Featured picture candidate
In the Philippines, the Pokémon Jeepney (or the PokéJeepney for short) is no more than a pimpmobile carrying 25 Pokémon fans all crammed up into a small space. Image credit: Joe9320 Archive - Discuss this image

Vote	Score: -3 Suffering Pokémon fan crammed up into a Jeepney.
Nomination:	|Si Plebius Dato' Joe ang Man on Fire CUN|IC Kill | 05:42, 6 January 2009 (UTC)
For Votes: 2	Excellent. Either go for or against, I still don't care. |Si Plebius Dato' Joe ang Man on Fire CUN|IC Kill | 05:42, 6 January 2009 (UTC) No Mudkips!?!—Flutter (Talk•Games•Fun Pages•Awards•Help) 07:40, 6 January 2009 (UTC)
Against Votes: 5	against meh, because... --Mnbvcxz 06:08, 6 January 2009 (UTC) Against. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 23:24, 6 January 2009 (UTC) Against. Pokémon. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} 01:21, Jan 7 Against. Caption-based joke, which isn't amusing regardless. Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 01:37, 9 January 2009 (UTC) Against It's a picture, but not a funny one --Asahatter (annoy) 22:35, 13 January 2009 (UTC)
Comments	-3, fail'd. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 06:28, 14 January 2009 (UTC)

Bruce Lee and Dan Inosanto (history, logs)

Featured picture candidate

A never before seen photo of Bruce Lee taking the piss out of his midget student Dan Inosanto for trying to steal his Martial Arts style called JKD. [Original pic] real history* -Just before Bruce Lee died he revoked Dan Inosantos teaching license and told him not to teach Jeet Kune do. As soon as bruce died Dan didnt waste any time trying to cash in by making up a martial arts style and pretending this was Bruces. Eventually the Lee estate took dan to court and forced him to give up the name Jeet Kune Do. Image credit: VitalOD Archive - Discuss this image

Vote	Score: -3
Nomination:	VitalOD 23:34, 7 January 2009 (UTC)
For Votes: 1	For --he ,he smack down.VitalOD 00:56, 9 January 2009 (UTC)
Against Votes: 4	WTF --Mnbvcxz 19:05, 8 January 2009 (UTC) Against. Pointless, not funny, pointless. Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 01:35, 9 January 2009 (UTC) Yeah, not funny. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} 17:05, Jan 9 Against if you have to provide the real history behind a picture to have it make sense, making that picture VFP doesn't make sense. Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 18:41, 14 January 2009 (UTC)
Comments	-3, fail'd. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 23:37, 14 January 2009 (UTC)

Link thing (history, logs)

Featured picture candidate
STUFF Image credit: User:Spydor Archive - Discuss this image

Vote	Score: -4 stuffs
Nomination:	Gelert 17:29, 17 January 2009 (UTC)
For Votes: 2	foar--Gelert 17:29, 17 January 2009 (UTC) Obviously BITCHESDONTKNOWBOUTMYSTUFF.--Fallopian 05:45, 18 January 2009 (UTC)
Against Votes: 6	Yeahno. - T.L.B. WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 17:56, Jan 17 Wut? • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} 18:22, Jan 17 Errr...no. Sir Not A Good Username360 KUN 20:13, 17 January 2009 (UTC) Ah...no Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 00:55, 18 January 2009 (UTC) Not Quiteper above. --Mnbvcxz 01:11, 18 January 2009 (UTC) ... Just look at the for section....--AnotherBadName 07:01, 18 January 2009 (UTC)
Comments	-4, fail'd. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 07:26, 18 January 2009 (UTC)

Minesweeper advertisement.JPG (history, logs)

Featured picture candidate
Greatest game ever. Image credit: Hippo666 Archive - Discuss this image

Vote	Score: -3
Nomination:	Docile hippopotamus 10:34, 18 January 2009 (UTC)
For Votes: 1	Great image. Simple yet effective. Made me laugh. --Docile hippopotamus 10:34, 18 January 2009 (UTC)
Against Votes: 4	Against Seems this kind of idea would work better in the context of an article. This took no skill to edit, is ugly, and isn't very funny in this state. -RAHB 10:42, 18 January 2009 (UTC) FASTER THAN A BULLET. TERRIFYING SCREAM. *totally rocks out* -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 18:24, 18 January 2009 (UTC) I think Zombiebaron would say something about this being "text-based". -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 18:28, 18 January 2009 (UTC) Against text based. --Mnbvcxz 18:39, 18 January 2009 (UTC)
Comments	-3, fail'd. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 23:43, 18 January 2009 (UTC)

Image002 (history, logs)

Featured picture candidate
gordy Image credit: Cows go moo when they poo Archive - Discuss this image

Vote	Score: -3 fan of 'quality'
Nomination:	Docile hippopotamus 03:58, 19 January 2009 (UTC)
For Votes: 1	For. The joke isn't the picture. The joke is having this picture featured on the front page. --Docile hippopotamus 03:58, 19 January 2009 (UTC)
Against Votes: 4	*sigh* - T.L.B. WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 05:01, Jan 19  Against. Colin ALL YOUR BASEHeaney! Casa Bey Superfly Portfolio 07:15, 19 January 2009 (UTC) Against. "The joke isn't the picture. The joke is having this picture featured on the front page" is a terrible idea. That's what lead to shows like Punk'd, COPS, and 2 1/2 Men making it onto TV. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 16:25, 19 January 2009 (UTC) Against image was too much --Mnbvcxz 18:36, 19 January 2009 (UTC)
Comments	-3, fail'd. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 21:59, 19 January 2009 (UTC)

Attack shmallows.JPG (history, logs)

Featured picture candidate
none Image credit: Kritisizm Archive - Discuss this image

Vote	Score: -3 Marshmallow armies
Nomination:	Fallopian 18:40, 18 January 2009 (UTC)
For Votes: 1	For--Fallopian 18:40, 18 January 2009 (UTC)
Against Votes: 4	Yup. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER Per Above. --Mnbvcxz 19:54, 18 January 2009 (UTC) Dude, those marshmallows totally have faces, dude. - T.L.B. WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 05:04, Jan 19 Against --Asahatter (annoy) 22:57, 19 January 2009 (UTC)
Comments	LULZ -3, fail'd. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 00:41, 20 January 2009 (UTC)

Sturmtruppen (history, logs)

Featured picture candidate
The Sturmtruppen have landed! Image credit: Jedi QuestMaster Archive - Discuss this image

Vote	Score: -3.5 Sturmtruppens
Nomination:	75.33.13.186 09:00, 9 January 2009 (UTC)
For Votes: 4.5	N+F 75.33.13.186 09:00, 9 January 2009 (UTC) for Its awesome photoshop work --- Ironfist Talk to me 00:25, 10 January 2009 (UTC) For, per above.--Gelert 22:13, 11 January 2009 (UTC) For I dunno, I think it's pretty awesome. -RAHB 06:27, 17 January 2009 (UTC) For. The SA were Nazis. -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 16:54, 19 January 2009 (UTC)
Against Votes: 8	meh not quite mainpage worthy. --Mnbvcxz 20:26, 10 January 2009 (UTC) incorrectstormtroopers were in world war 1 not 2 so people probobly wouldnt get it--Skillen 16:31, 12 January 2009 (UTC) Against I have this problem with the trivialization of Jews during WWII by the Germans. Call me prude, but it doesn't tickle my funnybone. Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 18:37, 14 January 2009 (UTC) Against I think you're 30 years late to the party. --Nytrospawn 01:50, 16 January 2009 (UTC) Nah. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 20:40, 16 January 2009 (UTC) HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA STORMTROOPERS!!? IN A VILLAGE?? DUDE YOU SHOULD WRITE A FUCKING BOOK... HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA STORMTROOPERS??!? IN A VILLAGE??!.. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Against. --Docile hippopotamus 21:35, 20 January 2009 (UTC) Against. Didn't find the funny in this one. --UU - natter 09:54, Jan 21
Comments	-3.5, fail'd. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 08:05, 23 January 2009 (UTC)

Obamas new ride (history, logs)

Featured picture candidate
After President Obama takes the oath of office in January, he may have a shiny new black limousine to go along with his not-so-new White House. General Motors is believed to be putting the final touches on a new first car. I saw the pic of his new car online and just had to see if i could modify it. :)Orig pic Image credit: VitalOD 01:22, 22 January 2009 (UTC) Archive - Discuss this image

Vote	Score: -3
Nomination:	VitalOD 01:22, 22 January 2009 (UTC)
For Votes: 1	VitalOD 01:22, 22 January 2009 (UTC)
Against Votes: 4	Um, you don't get it. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} 02:55, Jan 22 against per above. --Mnbvcxz 18:00, 22 January 2009 (UTC) :( -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 20:32, 22 January 2009 (UTC) umm yeah It's not funny --- Ironfist Talk to me 22:57, 24 January 2009 (UTC)
Comments	-3, fail'd. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 05:38, 25 January 2009 (UTC)

Bear cavalry (history, logs)

Featured picture candidate
Prepare to die! Image credit: Squidman Archive - Discuss this image

Vote	Score: -4
Nomination:	Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 15:19, 24 January 2009 (UTC)
For Votes: 0	Nom+For This image rules! -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 15:19, 24 January 2009 (UTC)
Against Votes: 4	Invalid nomination not original work. I believe the main image is not original. Even in the text is added, it would be "caption based". --Mnbvcxz 16:45, 24 January 2009 (UTC) Bear Cavalry!--Gelert 21:47, 24 January 2009 (UTC) Doesn't make me laugh, not an original image, not an original joke, etc. - T.L.B. WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 21:49, Jan 24 Yup. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 02:28, 25 January 2009 (UTC) Invalid. Non-original images are not featured. -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 13:25, 25 January 2009 (UTC)
Comments	Question: Are all of our featured images really original? -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 16:55, 24 January 2009 (UTC) original means some sort of photoshopping or original work. Merely adding a caption doesn't qualify as original. --Mnbvcxz 21:24, 24 January 2009 (UTC) I know what you mean by original, but I have my doubts that all our featured pictures are really original. -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 21:53, 24 January 2009 (UTC) They kind of are... - T.L.B. WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 23:03, Jan 24 Is Jesus on raptor really original work? -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 23:06, 24 January 2009 (UTC) The other images require photochopping skills to but together. This, however, is a mere captioning that took less skill and effort to make than my banner. In fact, nominating it is an insult to CGMWTP's image editing skills.--Mnbvcxz 01:12, 25 January 2009 (UTC) You fail to see my point. I know the person who uploaded this image did little more than find it somewhere. But featured pictures like Jesus on raptor, chainsaw charge and MrT stained glass look almost too well done. How do we now that there aren't already some non-original images featured? -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 01:32, 25 January 2009 (UTC) Have you considered the possibility that Uncyclopedia somehow attracts talented people? Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 05:40, 25 January 2009 (UTC) The fact that some non-original images might have sneaked thru VFP in spite of a policy against it is not a reason to nominate a captioning. Also, there are several users watching out for non-original images. The author of the squirrel go-cart image had to go so far as to provide the base pictures to prove that his image was in fact original. I don't think very many, if any, non-original pics made it thru VFP. --Mnbvcxz 05:47, 25 January 2009 (UTC) I don't know anything about the Tshell person who made the raptor one, but Mr. T. stained glass was a RadX 'chop--so extreme quality is to be expected(we did kinda name the image-editing award after him). Asahatter, too, is a renowned potatochopper. Anyways, yeah, we really do know, with some degree of certainty, that almost all of our featured images are original. - T.L.B. WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 05:53, Jan 25 It should be noted that putting where you got the base pics for the 'chop in the image summary avoids all this nonsense in the first place. Instead, it encourages other nonsense. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 05:56, 25 January 2009 (UTC) Alright already, I accept that this image isn't going to get featured, so you can go ahead and fail this nom. Also, my felicitations to the creators of our featured pictures, that's some really magnificent work there. -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 10:33, 25 January 2009 (UTC) -4, fail'd. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 14:59, 25 January 2009 (UTC)

Re4monster3 t.jpg (history, logs)

Featured picture candidate
Insert image caption here Image credit: Insert image credits here Archive - Discuss this image

Vote	Score: -5
Nomination:	Halsoft 21:26, 24 January 2009 (UTC)
For Votes: 1	I am Justice! aka: Halsoft.
Against Votes: 6	Yeah, great. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 02:24, 25 January 2009 (UTC) Against. Huh? Or, to be less precise: stop wasting my time. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 20:57, 25 January 2009 (UTC) Against. Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 00:02, 26 January 2009 (UTC) Whoo! - Resident Evil 4! - UnIdiot | | Talk | Contribs - 03:59, Jan 26 Against. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} 16:51, Jan 26 Against - rather than ask "is it original?", ask "is it funny?" Although I think the answer is no in both cases Asahatter (annoy) 21:56, 26 January 2009 (UTC)
Comments	Is that like instant death? Is that original? --Mnbvcxz 06:29, 25 January 2009 (UTC) -5, fail'd (originality in doubt, as well. That's totally a screenshot of Mario and Princess Peach) Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 01:41, 27 January 2009 (UTC)

EarlyMusicEnsemble copy.png (history, logs)

Featured picture candidate
an early version of Guitar hero Image credit: Skillen Archive - Discuss this image

Vote	Score: -3.5
Nomination:	Mnbvcxz 19:06, 11 January 2009 (UTC)
For Votes: 7	nom + for image by a relatively new image editor. And no nipples or Hitlers, that is always a plus on mainpage images. --Mnbvcxz 19:06, 11 January 2009 (UTC)  For awesome --Tagstit 01:57, 12 January 2009 (UTC)  ya they did a good job --Skillen 16:35, 12 January 2009 (UTC) OK. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} 17:05, Jan 13  For Excellent ----Hydromaster 07:26, 14 January 2009 (UTC) For -RAHB 06:21, 17 January 2009 (UTC) For. ~ 09:54, 21 January 2009 (UTC)
Against Votes: 10.5	No I don't want to be a party pooper, but no...It's just not doing it for me.--Sir Seeker (Call me?) |KUN|VFP| 09:07, 15 January 2009 (UTC) Hell no What the fuck is with all this shit? Man, all these noob pictures are getting on my nerves--Nytrospawn 01:51, 16 January 2009 (UTC) Umm, no I'm not an expert or anything, but this isn't entirely well done. The Title bit is fine and good, but the inserts just aren't doing it for me either.... The HRH MuCal. Tayor MUN (Praise!) (CMC!) 15:16, 16 January 2009 (UTC) Blurry. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 20:36, 16 January 2009 (UTC) Against. - per the others--Sycamore (Talk) 18:02, 17 January 2009 (UTC) The concept is good, but the image is blurry and the art incongruent. Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 00:58, 18 January 2009 (UTC) Meh. Just not doin' it for me. - T.L.B. WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 05:05, Jan 19 Against. Blurry. --138.217.155.221 03:25, 21 January 2009 (UTC) Against. As a response to an image request, it's excellent. As a part of the article it was requested for, it works really well. As a stand-alone featured image, it doesn't work. --UU - natter 09:52, Jan 21 Against. Per above, plus I'm really tired of Guitar Hero jokes. Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 00:05, 26 January 2009 (UTC) Against Make it more lovely, and I'd be for, but it's not well chopped Asahatter (annoy) 21:59, 26 January 2009 (UTC)
Comments	comment well, just a statement but the pictures WHERE blurry, they're medieval tapestry art, its not like i drew them with Crayola --Skillen 06:02, 18 January 2009 (UTC) If you're using Photoshop, try this on the background image to make it more tapestryish (there may be an actual "tapesty filter", too, but that link is what a quick googling came up with). Note as well that working from the highest resolution images that you can find helps to minimize pixelyness (you can always make a big image small and end up with a good looking pic, but making a small pic big almost inevitably makes it look crappy). Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 10:07, 18 January 2009 (UTC) The concept is fine, but some chnages needed to make this good --Asahatter (annoy) 22:59, 19 January 2009 (UTC) --- -3.5, fail'd. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 01:42, 27 January 2009 (UTC)

EugeneKayFaces.gif (history, logs)

Featured picture candidate
The Many Faces of EugeneKay. Really - that's about all that can be said for this one. Image credit: EugeneKay Archive - Discuss this image

Vote	Score: -3.5
Nomination:	EugeneKay wuz here (whine thank)   13:10, Sunday 25 January 2009
For Votes: 4	Four! Why not, eh?     EugeneKay wuz here (whine thank)   13:10, Sunday 25 January 2009    For It's not a typical featured pic, but it makes me laugh -- sannse (talk) 13:15, 25 January 2009 (UTC)  For. I want to know who took the pic for him, and was he being fellated at the time and if so, what's their hourly rate -- Prof. Olipro KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 02:44, 26 January 2009 (UTC) Beard -RAHB 23:33, 27 January 2009 (UTC)
Against Votes: 7.5	Against. An Uncyc user having fun in bed alone. Now that's a surprise. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 16:15, 25 January 2009 (UTC) Against. You scare me. MrN 16:17, Jan 25 Against. Too much chest hair, not enough cleavage. Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 00:01, 26 January 2009 (UTC) Against per above, not funny. --Mnbvcxz 03:21, 26 January 2009 (UTC) Unsexy. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} 17:01, Jan 26 Hell no I don't care if it made me horny, it's just not really featurable.--- Ironfist Talk to me 02:11, 27 January 2009 (UTC) No To close to my life for comfort --89.243.212.30 13:49, 28 January 2009 (UTC)23:56, 27 January 2009 (UTC) Against. Uh, no. --UU - natter 13:51, Jan 28
Comments	I'm actually on the couch.     EugeneKay wuz here (whine thank)   22:15, Sunday 25 January 2009   Oh. That's a nice tubetop then. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 22:32, 25 January 2009 (UTC) It's a nice hand-woven blankie-thing from Mexico my mother gave me when I was a baby. I forget the exact name for it, but it does keep me warm.     EugeneKay wuz here (whine thank)   23:56, Sunday 25 January 2009   Wow. You still fit in your baby stuff. That's just freaky. Suddenly, I want to put you in my pocket. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 03:52, 26 January 2009 (UTC) -3.5, fail'd. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 15:52, 28 January 2009 (UTC)

Mars (or Lars) (history, logs)

Featured picture candidate
Lars Ulrich, circa 1978, shown before being given an electric guitar for Christmas from the Gods of Rock. Image credit: LinkTGF Archive - Discuss this image

Vote	Score: -3 planets with a afro
Nomination:	Fallopian 01:28, 6 January 2009 (UTC)
For Votes: 4	F0R, I wonder if RDB will agree?Fallopian 01:28, 6 January 2009 (UTC) Still for, but you need a better caption. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 06:45, 6 January 2009 (UTC) I nominated this over the summer. It failed. Yet, it is still my favorite image on the entire site. And, yeah, the caption blows. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 23:19, 6 January 2009 (UTC) if i say for will you never look at this again?--ALT+F4 20:35, 7 January 2009 (UTC)
Against Votes: 7	Against. I'm getting deja-vu here. Merry Christmas! Merry merry merry edits. PEEING 03:52, 6 January 2009 (UTC) Against per above. --Mnbvcxz 06:27, 6 January 2009 (UTC) No. I fail to see anything feature-worthy about this image. I fail at everything, though... • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} 01:20, Jan 7 Against I could have sworn I once voted against this, or at least thought about voting against this. --Sir Seeker (Call me?) |KUN|VFP| 09:03, 15 January 2009 (UTC) Against -RAHB 06:29, 17 January 2009 (UTC) Against. It's Lars. With an obviously 'chopped 'fro. Oh. --UU - natter 09:51, Jan 21 Against Per UU. Colin ALL YOUR BASEHeaney! Casa Bey Superfly Portfolio 03:53, 31 January 2009 (UTC)
Comments	-3, fail'd. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 04:40, 31 January 2009 (UTC)

Grue Table.JPG (history, logs)

Featured picture candidate
The original Periodic Table of The Elements, that was foolish enough to insult Grues. Image credit: Sir Not A Good Username360 KUN Archive - Discuss this image

Vote	Score: -2 Revolutionary Concepts Eaten By Grues
Nomination:	Sir Not A Good Username360 KUN 16:20, 31 January 2009 (UTC)
For Votes: 2	Self-nom&for, throwing caution to the wind, I offer up the Periodic Table of The Elements. *crosses fingers* Sir Not A Good Username360 KUN 16:20, 31 January 2009 (UTC) AHHHH!--Fallopian 22:57, 1 February 2009 (UTC)
Against Votes: 4	Against. Caption based. --Mnbvcxz 03:01, 1 February 2009 (UTC) Comment: What? Explain, please. Or, take a closer look, if you missed some of the Potatochopping. Sir Not A Good Username360 KUN 01:08, 2 February 2009 (UTC) Its based on text, not any actual "photochopping". Its more work than most captioning, but its still text based. --S'r Mnbvcxz 05:12, 2 February 2009 (UTC)  Against. Sorry, failed the giggle test. It looks like this has been converted between file formats rather poorly as there is blurring around the letters. Also, I had to make the image full screen to be able to read it. MrN 02:16, Feb 2  Against. At the most fundamental level, I think a Grue Table of Elements is a wonderful idea. But I must admit that this is one of the worse ways to go about creating something like this. Like I said, I see a concept with a lot of potential. If I were you, I would reconsider what such a Table would look like, then request help in creating it. Good Luck, Rbpolsen ♦☺ 02:52, 3 February 2009 (UTC) Meh. I blame the lack of assistance at the Reefer Desk. Sir Not A Good Username360 KUN 02:58, 3 February 2009 (UTC) Yeah! Fuckin' Reefer Desk! While I'm here, I'm noticing that the newest version has considerably more Jpeg artifacts than the earliest verson. Are you editing your previous edited pic each time? Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 03:43, 3 February 2009 (UTC) ...*whisles innocently* Sir Not A Good Username360 KUN 21:56, 3 February 2009 (UTC) You can easily get around that next time by saving the pic in a lossless format (.bmp or .png) while your working on it. In fact, you might want to upload it in .png format rather than .jpg, because its mainly text. --S'r Mnbvcxz 06:16, 5 February 2009 (UTC) Meh. I only nom'd this because I waited 3 months or so at the reefer desk. I think if Modusoperandi would be so kind as to put this dog out of it's misery now, I've got a few more less n00bish and funny pics I haven't even uploaded yet. This is only the beginning! Sir Not A Good Username360 KUN 13:34, 5 February 2009 (UTC) Against. Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 03:52, 4 February 2009 (UTC)
Comments	Rm, -2 + nom'r req. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 20:57, 5 February 2009 (UTC)

Maid in China (history, logs)

Featured picture candidate
The ill-concieved sequel to Jennifer Lopez's 'Maid in Manhattan' bombed in theaters, and lost Hulk Hogan what little credibility he had left. Image credit: The Woodburninator Archive - Discuss this image

Vote	Score: 0 crappy maid movies
Nomination:	The Woodburninator (woodtalk) (woodstalk) 08:17, 27 December 2008 (UTC)
For Votes: 8	Self-nom/for This is a something I thought up one day. The poster is a play off of the Maid in Manhattan movie poster. The Woodburninator (woodtalk) (woodstalk) 08:17, 27 December 2008 (UTC) Hulk Hogan. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 07:51, 28 December 2008 (UTC) Touched my heart. sirsysrq @ 17:32 Dec 28 F0AR Because it parodies Hogan, lol.—Flutter (Talk•Games•Fun Pages•Awards•Help) 18:46, 29 December 2008 (UTC) For Cause i hate hogan-ALT+F4 For, because this is the kind of movie he would make.--<<>> 15:28, 1 January 2009 (UTC)  For.--Fallopian 23:56, 6 January 2009 (UTC) For Just dont ask.......--AnotherBadName 07:05, 18 January 2009 (UTC)
Against Votes: 8	Against funny not quite mainpage worthy.--Mnbvcxz (Annoy) 02:19, 29 December 2008 (UTC) The image of Hulk Hogan in a ballerina outfit is almost enough to make me wanna vote for, but the image leans on the text a bit too much for my liking, and I just don't see this on the main page. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 01:13, Dec 30 Against Not really seeing much funny in it. -RAHB 05:48, 31 December 2008 (UTC) Against. Per Zombiebaron. Also, the top half doesn't really look like a movie poster at all. It's fairly well done, though, and the image of Hogan is amusing. But no. --UU - natter 08:38, Dec 31 Against. "Per Zombiebaron," I guess. -- The Zombiebaron 20:48, 2 January 2009 (UTC) Against. Failed to make me laugh, chuckle, or grin amusedly. Merry Christmas! Merry merry merry edits. PEEING 03:48, 6 January 2009 (UTC) Against. What does Hulk Hogan have to do with anything in the movie anyway? --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 10:47, 8 January 2009 (UTC) Against Too random. Colin ALL YOUR BASEHeaney! Casa Bey Superfly Portfolio 04:02, 31 January 2009 (UTC)
Comments	Abstain. Meh. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} 20:08, Dec 29 You people are aware that Hogan in a tutu comes from his film Mr. Nanny? -- 15Mickey20 (Ho ho ho to Mickey)  13:55, 1 January 2009 (UTC) Indeed it does. I thought that was common knowledge, didn't mean to hoodwink anyone. (Although, I did still do a head-swap to put a better head on his body.) The Woodburninator (woodtalk) (woodstalk) 17:09, 1 January 2009 (UTC) Over a month, 0. Fail'd. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 05:45, 7 February 2009 (UTC)

Image:JackBlackGuide.png (history, logs)

Featured picture candidate
Just goofing off......as usual. Image credit: DrStrange Archive - Discuss this image

Vote	Score: -3 Bloody Roses
Nomination:	15:58, 5 February 2009 (UTC)
For Votes: 1	SelfNom&For--    15:58, 5 February 2009 (UTC)
Against Votes: 4	Against. Not funny. Sir Not A Good Username360 KUN 17:49, 5 February 2009 (UTC)  Against. looks a bit rough. --Mnb'z 17:11, 6 February 2009 (UTC) Sorry, don't see the real joke.—Flutter (Talk•Games•Fun Pages•Awards•Help) 22:59, 7 February 2009 (UTC) Against. Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 02:33, 9 February 2009 (UTC)
Comments	The Book is in progress but the cover is finished--    15:58, 5 February 2009 (UTC) Conditional For, momentary abstain. Book cover pictures just don't work for me unless they look like the actual cover of an actual book. Other than that, I liked the image, but I think it needs that extra bit of effort to be main page quality. -RAHB 03:23, 6 February 2009 (UTC) Now you've gone and done it.....I finally poked through my filters and doo-hickies, thus learning how to make stuff look more realistic than simple colors and font. Shame on you! I'm a novice potato chopper but I'm learning. The biggest problem is knowing what I want and having no idea how to accomplish it. I'm using something called "Compositor" for Mac that does more than I thought for something so cheap (thanks for the push). Now the photo looks like some lame-ass book you might actually see on a rack and cause you to stop dead in your tracks - wondering where modern civilization is headed.--    13:10, 6 February 2009 (UTC) Oooh, pretty. I appreciate the betterness, but I probably should have clarified. What I meant was, I want it to be on a book, or a cropped look at the front of looking at a book. Such as [1] or something similar. Still abstaining for now, but you're getting there. -RAHB 00:06, 7 February 2009 (UTC) -3, fail'd Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 06:03, 9 February 2009 (UTC)

Igrue (history, logs)

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iGrue! Image credit: Marinos Archive - Discuss this image

Vote	Score: -5 domo-kun's eaten by grues
Nomination:	Docile hippopotamus 10:42, 12 February 2009 (UTC)
For Votes: 1	found it funny. --Docile hippopotamus 10:42, 12 February 2009 (UTC)
Against Votes: 6	Against. Even I could make a few silhouettes and add some text. Even if I was forced to think about memes the whole time. --Nachlader 23:13, 12 February 2009 (UTC)  Against.Not funny, nor authentic-looking.Sir Not A Good Username360 KUN 00:15, 13 February 2009 (UTC) Yawn. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 01:11, 13 February 2009 (UTC) Ghey I'm... Voting... And it feels... good? --Sir General Minister G5 FIYC UPotM [Y] #21 F@H KUN 14:39, 13 February 2009 (UTC) Against. Gert?! No way! • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} 17:28, Feb 13 Against If it was just a grue, I might have voted for. The Chuck ruined it for me. Colin ALL YOUR BASEHeaney! Casa Bey Superfly Portfolio 18:39, 13 February 2009 (UTC)
Comments	Question Is that Chuck Norris?—Flutter | Callz ⒇HNU - Help! - Profile - Fun! - Awards 04:36, 13 February 2009 (UTC) -5, fail'd. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 20:50, 13 February 2009 (UTC)

Image:Cancer-cola.jpg (history, logs)

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When you're a nobody, and you rather die, drink Cancer! Image credit: Olipro Archive - Discuss this image

Vote	Score: -3 Carcenogens
Nomination:	|Si Plebius Dato' Joe ang Man on Fire CUN|IC Kill | 09:36, 12 February 2009 (UTC)
For Votes: 2	For. It has been quasi-featured, and it deserved to be featured. |Si Plebius Dato' Joe ang Man on Fire CUN|IC Kill | 09:36, 12 February 2009 (UTC) 'Corse—Flutter | Callz ⒇HNU - Help! - Profile - Fun! - Awards 04:25, 13 February 2009 (UTC)
Against Votes: 5	Against Again. -RAHB 09:39, 13 February 2009 (UTC) Oh, it's this again. Against. --UU - natter 09:46, Feb 13 Against. Text based. Speaking of which, text don't quite wrap around, brother. --Nachlader 18:29, 13 February 2009 (UTC) Against The text looks mediocre. Colin ALL YOUR BASEHeaney! Casa Bey Superfly Portfolio 18:38, 13 February 2009 (UTC) Whatever. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER
Comments	-3, fail'd. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 18:03, 14 February 2009 (UTC)

Oscar wilde $10000 (history, logs)

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The first Illegal UnTender, featuring Oscar Wilde. Image credit: U.S. Treasury, Mtallmen 184, Sir Not A Good Username360 KUN Archive - Discuss this image

Vote	Score: -4 UnDollars
Nomination:	Mtallmen 184 17:11, 16 February 2009 (UTC)
For Votes: 3	This image is awesome.--Mtallmen 184 17:11, 16 February 2009 (UTC)  You really need to ask? This was my (brilliant) idea, and I even touched it up myself. W00t. Sir Not A Good Username360 KUN 00:28, 17 February 2009 (UTC) For. Great image. --Docile hippopotamus 05:11, 17 February 2009 (UTC)
Against Votes: 7	Against. I could've made this with scissors and glue. And a legal $10,000 bill. ---kun "whisper sweet nothings into thine ear..." 02:02, 17 February 2009 (UTC) Against. Per Nachlader, but with the addition of a green magic marker. Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 03:39, 17 February 2009 (UTC) Against per above. --Mnb'z 07:06, 17 February 2009 (UTC) Against Per above and the fact I think we already have an Uncyclopedian tender that's old and nobody cares about it. Colin ALL YOUR BASEHeaney! Casa Bey Superfly Portfolio 19:39, 17 February 2009 (UTC) Against For many reasons. -RAHB 19:55, 17 February 2009 (UTC) Against. And this is funny why? --UU - natter 14:19, Feb 19 Against. -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 16:34, 19 February 2009 (UTC)
Comments	This is the greatest image ever. Disagree, and Oscar Wilde will smite you with his godly powers. I call Kopyleft! May I please have some credit for this image by making this a joint project between you and me, Mtallmen? Please? Sir Not A Good Username360 KUN 00:30, 17 February 2009 (UTC) Sure! After all, you made it 20% more authentic!--Mtallmen 184 02:02, 19 February 2009 (UTC) Abstain. Meh. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} 16:41, Feb 19 -4, fail'd. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 19:43, 19 February 2009 (UTC)

Nina Code Geass IMMA FIRIN' MAH LAZAR!!!!!!! (history, logs)

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Nina fires her lazar after going INSANE. Image credit: --Mtallmen 184 21:19, 19 February 2009 (UTC) Archive - Discuss this image

Vote	Score: -4 destroyed buildings
Nomination:	Mtallmen 184 21:19, 19 February 2009 (UTC)
For Votes: 1	its awesome--Mtallmen 184 21:19, 19 February 2009 (UTC)
Against Votes: 5	Against. Huh? Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 06:01, 20 February 2009 (UTC) per above --Mnb'z 06:18, 20 February 2009 (UTC) Against. Sheesh. --UU - natter 10:13, Feb 20 Against awesome?--SunnyChow 13:12, 20 February 2009 (UTC) Against. Do I really need a reason? • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} 16:33, Feb 20
Comments	I just couldn't leave it alone. Abstain.. For some strange reason, I can't bring myself to vote against. -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 21:23, 19 February 2009 (UTC) You know what? Neither can I. -kun "whisper sweet nothings into thine ear..." 00:54, 19 February 2009 (UTC) -4, fail'd. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 21:05, 20 February 2009 (UTC)