User:Hippo666

Angry combine

This Combine is angry, and will beat you up if you continue to read this article.

This is not a joke.

Come here, citizen.

This user is American
…and unabashedly proud of it!
(List of American Uncyclopedians)

This user surfs the interweb with Opera, but is above petty musicals. Crack on.

This user uses Windows because they can't get enough of your lover.

I joined the Folding@home team, because I have nothing better to do with my computer.

This is what happens to people who can't learn to loose gracefully.

“He came. He ate. He left without leaving a tip.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Hippo666

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