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Please leave random piles of shit at the bottom in plastic baggies. ps put headers in one of these colors...

Your parents hate you. I hate you. YOur friends hate you. you smell bad. Please leave random piles of shit at the bottom in plastic baggies. ps put headers in one of these colors... your text here for green your text here for brown text here for red text here for bluish.


 Halsoft Score: 0 Hints: -89

This is where i'd like any people to put what they want me to do/not do/rape with a stick. Don't delete anything left on this page. Or I will kill You. Trust me on this one.

Welcome![edit source]

You CAN copy and paste to begin a new article (its called SPORKING) but the trick is to change as much as possible BEFORE you first save the page. You can use the Show Preview button whilst you are making amendments to see how it looks. I'd also consider starting off new articles in your own userspace, rather than in the mainspace, where they stand more chance of deletion if they are at a very early stage of development. Hope that helps..... -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)

I've restored the article and placed it in your userspace here. You can work on it in your own time here. — Sir Manticore progress-wheel.gif 04:27, 30 August 2008 (UTC)

Thank's for your helpfullness it is greatly appreciated! --I am Justice! aka: Halsoft. 15:48, 18 February 2009 (UTC)

I GUES YOUR PISSED OFF?
I GUESS YOUR PISSED OFF?

I've probably pissed someone off haven't I? --Halsoft 22:48, 4 December 2008 (UTC) Me not sawwey! Besides if you are pissed then you no longer have the chance of getting a bladder infection, your panties in a bunch if you will. Because frankly my dear, <insert name here> I don't give a damn.

PsychotypeD 23:19, 4 December 2008 (UTC)Yeah... Okay well... that's pretty nice of you, but I haven't really had any problems thus far, I'm pretty sure my articles will be fine... Okay. I don't even know if I'll finish the article.

Good Luck with your articles! --I am Justice! aka: Halsoft. 15:48, 18 February 2009 (UTC)

New Page[edit source]

Er, no, that's not how it works. A page with "someone create this article" on it will still probably get deleted despite the construction tag because there's nothing on it. If you want the page creating, at least make an effort, put something there and then add an {{expand}} tag or a {{rewrite}} tag. You have to give 'em something more to start with than nothing. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 15:57, Dec 10

Sorry, I'm still learning about this site althought that's not an excuse... I have learned a little since this post like the fact that I have to write my own articles... Sorry for not responding right away, thanks for the tip! --I am Justice! aka: Halsoft. 15:48, 18 February 2009 (UTC) Adopt me I'm such a noob please!!! --Bluefeet6 22:35, 24 December 2008 (UTC)

An example of when Uncle Sam was equated the keys to the printer.














Here's Your Christmas Tree[edit source]

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Merry Christmas 2008 From Sawblade5


Here's a Potato Christmas Tree For You!
Caution the Grue protecting this tree!


----Pleb- Sawblade5 [citation needed] ( yell | FAQ | I did this ) 10:20, 25 December 2008 (UTC)

Thank you for the gracious tree! --I am Justice! aka: Halsoft. 15:48, 18 February 2009 (UTC)

Boring shit[edit source]

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Psycological birth of the human infant.

Amnesia[edit source]

If you're trying your power at rewriting it - write a new title, don't blank articles. Thanks. ~Jewriken.GIF 15:54, 5 January 2009 (UTC)

Sorry again, I accidentally closed the program when I was rewriting it, but your right, I should not blank articles it's annoying and causes problems. --I am Justice! aka: Halsoft. 15:48, 18 February 2009 (UTC)

All right Halsoft[edit source]

I appreciate that you're trying to work out how the site works, but you're creating a mess while you're at it. How about you either read the links in the welcome message or ask for adoption? ~Jewriken.GIF 16:09, 6 January 2009 (UTC)

I have applied for addoption and hope that you will be my mentor, you seem extremely experienced and have given me a lot of hand holding (guidance) thus far. --I am Justice! aka: Halsoft. 15:48, 18 February 2009 (UTC)

Shalom[edit source]

You'll probably get a better response to messages left on talkpages if you place them at the bottom of the page (or, in the case of some users - who will generally let you know on their pages - at the top) rather than sticking it in the middle of old ones like you did on Mhaille's. If you want to help out (for which you deserve applause, btw), clicking the Things to do link which appears on the left of your screen is a good place to start. Or, if your English is up to it, click Random page and correct errors and typos. That's been keeping me busy for two years now. Good luck! Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb.png kvetch Icon rabbi.gif Contribs Foxicon.png FOXES 16:29, 6 January 2009 (UTC)

Thanks for the tip, I have been trying to help out as much as I can but it seems I'm causing more problems than i've solved... --I am Justice! aka: Halsoft. 15:48, 18 February 2009 (UTC)

Your sig is too tall[edit source]

Extremely Ironic, don't you think?
  1. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc!
  2. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc!
  3. I am Justice! aka: Halsoft.
  4. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc!

See how there's a bigger gap between 2-3 & 3-4 than between 1-2? That's because your sig, which is too tall, is too tall. It messes with formatting, which makes me sad. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 22:09, 13 January 2009 (UTC)

I think that I fixed the sig, but I'm not positive a few pointers would be apreciated... --I am Justice! aka: Halsoft. 15:48, 18 February 2009 (UTC)

omg a poll[edit source]

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Your signature[edit source]

It's both too long and too tall. Read UN:SIG and make a couple of adjustments, please. Otherwise, I'll have to fix it, and I have a bad habit of ruining things I'm trying to fix. Ye be warned! - T.L.B. Baloon.gif WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 21:42, Jan 24

Well, I guess I was wrong, I've fixed it agian, but I'm not positive, if someone will confirm that the sig has been corrected, I would be happy! --I am Justice! aka: Halsoft. 15:48, 18 February 2009 (UTC)

I have a dream[edit source]

Not sure what you tried to achieve other than creating a double redirect and annoying me. Did you bother reading BGBU already? ~Jewriken.GIF 12:57, 30 January 2009 (UTC)

Yeah, I had a problem with blanking that day I guess, but I now realize that blanking causes problems and if I do have relevant problems with the article, I can vote for deletion or rewrite! --I am Justice! aka: Halsoft. 15:48, 18 February 2009 (UTC)

My birth day[edit source]

{{mybday}} It was my Birth day yesterday on Feb. 2 but they deleted the template that says so, I don't really care. It's not like they really loved me anyway...

that makes me sad... --I am Justice! aka: Halsoft. 15:48, 18 February 2009 (UTC)

Welcoming[edit source]

Just a couple of quick tips Halsoft: 1. Don't just put the welcome template on a userpage, subst it like this: {{subst:welcome}} (otherwise it doesn't work properly by displaying their name and so forth). 2. Don't forget to sign it, or you set a bad example to the noobs! Thanks for helping out though! --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 21:46, Feb 16

Oops... --I am Justice! aka: Halsoft. 15:48, 18 February 2009 (UTC)

Why...[edit source]

Why? That user has been here since the beginning of December and has already got a welcome message and got it on his talkpage, rather than his userpage. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 10:43, 17 February 2009 (UTC)

You now have multiple notices from several admins, which you keep ignoring. Either you answer everything that posted here in good time or you will be banned from further editing. I'm done cleaning after you. ~Jewriken.GIF 16:08, 17 February 2009 (UTC)

Ok I've responded to all the messages, are you happy? I've also applied for adoptionand I want you, yes you, Mordillo to be my mentor, I hope to hear from you soon. --I am Justice! aka: Halsoft. 15:48, 18 February 2009 (UTC)

Good Jesus[edit source]

I've been adopted... whopee... --I am Justice! aka: Halsoft. 15:42, 19 February 2009 (UTC)

Award from UN:REQ[edit source]

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MadMax 06:06, 31 July 2009 (UTC)

You're GAY GAY GAY GAY![edit source]

Nice. Glad to know this about you. Can I have Mr. Winkler's address? MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 01:09, May 12, 2010 (UTC)

I'm not sure what you mean would you mind elaborating then touching me while i look at naked pictures of you?--I am Justice! aka: Halsoft. 13:07, May 20, 2010 (UTC)

BACK AND BLACK[edit source]

Yea DAWG YEE! --I am Justice! aka: Halsoft. 13:46, September 29, 2011 (UTC)