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Bulma Playboy Cover 2.png (history, logs)

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Bulma Briefs, lookin' hot in the upcoming issue of Play Boy.

Image credit: Insert image credits here
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Score: -4
Nomination: ZTVstudios 03:57, November 14, 2011 (UTC)
For Votes: 3
  1. Symbol for vote.svg For. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 04:00, 14 November 2011
  2. For --ZTVstudios 04:02, November 14, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Those Breasts... I am worthless shit 06:54, November 14, 2011 (UTC)
Against Votes: 7
  1. Against We already have a featured magazine cover, and it is much higher quality than this. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 04:01, November 14, 2011 (UTC)
  2. I don't gettit ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 04:04, November 14, 2011 (UTC)
  3. What Frosty said. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 04:04, 14 November 2011
  4. What Frosty and Zombiebaron said. --Sir Oliphaunte (განხილვა)  Georgia-flag-on-soccer-ball-vector.jpg 21:52, November 15, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Yeah, this isn't funny. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 22:12, November 15, 2011 (UTC)
  6. Lol, no. -RAHB 16:07, November 17, 2011 (UTC)
  7. Nah Jackofspades.png (talk) 07:39, 23 November 2011
Comments

Guitar Noob (history, logs)

Featured picture candidate
Guitar Noob

A guitar noob. Ten weeks in, this particular guitarist has received high praise from his instructor for rising far above the rest of the class.

Image credit: RAHB
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Score: -3
Nomination: RAHB 04:23, October 9, 2011 (UTC)
For Votes: 5
  1. Self nom and For. Seeing as VFP is as slow as it's been in Uncyclopedia's shoddily-recorded history, I offer this old image of mine unto you, the voting public. -RAHB 04:23, October 9, 2011 (UTC)
  2. For. We need featured pictures and its good. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 07:20, October 9, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol for vote.svg Weak for It's not overly funny, but it's well made, and with the caption, it'll do. --Wanna see a magic trick? 01:22, October 18, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol for vote.svg For. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 19:45, 31 October 2011
  5. Symbol for vote.svg For. --Mimo&maxus 18:41, November 10, 2011 (UTC)
Against Votes: 8
  1. Against Looks all photoshoppy. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 16:43, October 13, 2011 (UTC)
  2. It's not really funny and the fingers look a little weird. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 23:59, October 13, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Pretty funny, but I gotta take visual qualms with this one. Two biggest problems: flat guitar, no background. --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFCK Oldmanonly.jpg 00:41, October 14, 2011 (UTC)
  4. sorry duder --Roman Dog Bird 01:47, October 15, 2011 (UTC)
  5. RAHB, you moron. He's not a noob. He's planning on using it as a bludgeon. --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 23:07, November 10, 2011 (UTC)
  6. Against. --ZTVstudios 04:15, November 14, 2011 (UTC)
  7. I'm not getting it. I mean, I see it, but I'm just not getting it. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 04:59, 14 November 2011
  8. Ahh, I get it now, it's not obvious enough though, maybe if the guy looked like he was really getting into playing it in a stupid way, rather than just casually holding it to the camera? Still against Talk JelloMold Talk 16:58, November 27, 2011 (UTC)
Comments

Symbol wtf vote.svg WTF? Could someone please explain the joke to me? TehGrammerNazi 00:14, October 26, 2011 (UTC)

The joke is that the guitarist doesn't even touch the strings of the guitar when he's playing it. Or something. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 00:21, October 26, 2011 (UTC)
That and that he's holding it wrong. And he doesn't need an amplifier since that's an acoustic guitar. So he wasted like 80 bucks on an amplifier. I offered him 50 bucks for it, and he was all "no dude, guitarists need amps." And then he tried to do the metal fingers, but he did it wrong. And then he threw me out of the car. After that, things get fuzzy... -RAHB 01:06, October 26, 2011 (UTC)
  • Not bad enough for me to vote Symbol declined.svg Against, but it could use improvement. Well, I'm beginning to feel like a hypocrite. My editing sucks... --Gamma287 By the way, Eduard Khil died. MUN.png Icons-flag-us.png ☭Tetяis? 02:25, October 31, 2011 (UTC)
  • Failed; -3. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 18:35, 27 November 2011

Interruption.gif (history, logs)

Featured picture candidate
Interruption.gif

OOP!

Image credit: Mister Otter
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Score: 0.5 toilets full of poo
Nomination: — Sir Y KUN NotM UGM FIC PS F@H No uncyclopedia.png (talk) 21:34, September 22, 2011 (UTC)
For Votes: 11
  1. Nom and for. This is great — Sir Y KUN NotM UGM FIC PS F@H No uncyclopedia.png (talk) 21:34, September 22, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol for vote.svg Obvious For. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 21:35, 22 September 2011
  3. Symbol for vote.svg I can't see why not. -- Lost Labyrinth It's Britain bitch! (t)(c)(a) 21:44, September 22, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol for vote.svg So totally for!!! --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 15:28, September 24, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Symbol for vote.svg F☭R! COMBO BREAKER!!!Spacer.gifSpacer.gifPremierTomMayfairChe.png RedPhone.png Unsoc.png Hammer and sickle.png 10:07, September 29, 2011 (UTC)
  6. For. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 23:18, October 2, 2011 (UTC)
  7. Symbol for vote.svg For. Yes, just yes. --Wanna see a magic trick? 01:20, October 18, 2011 (UTC)
  8. Symbol for vote.svg For. For some reason, I laughed out loud at this. Probably because of my immature sense of humour. --RARR! PLEB SIR Lollipop (TALK) - updated on 21 October 2011, at 03:14
  9. Symbol for vote.svg For. The shopped layer actually matches the look of the base image. Shows effort. --BLU Scoutgineer 18:57, October 29, 2011 (UTC)
  10. Utterly phenomenal --ShabiDOO 01:52, November 4, 2011 (UTC)
  11. Symbol for vote.svg For. First time the POO-man appeared on the screen I was like 'Oh My God, it's a man who has a POO-sign!' Hilarious and original! OMG!!! It`s Cat the Colourful, Jesus Christ!!! 14:47 22 November 2011
  12. Symbol for vote.svg For.I agree fully with former speaker.--Änjelajs 22:52, November 26, 2011 (UTC)
Against Votes: 10.5
  1. Weak eh. It's pretty small and blurry. I'm not sure it would be all that great to have on the front page. -RAHB 23:18, September 25, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Cute, but not really all that funny. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 23:39, 25 September 2011
  3. Against. Talk Mattsnow 11:59, September 28, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Against -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 16:26, September 28, 2011 (UTC)
  5. I like the underlying idea but it is a bit small and blurry. It could probably be something funnier than "poo" too, if such a thing exists, of course. Like, would something relevant be asking too much? --Black Flamingo 21:54, October 2, 2011 (UTC)
  6. Can we please expand our VFP scope beyond the last supper? --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFCK Oldmanonly.jpg 23:25, October 2, 2011 (UTC)
  7. I love doo doo (humor, PAH!!), but this sucks. --Roman Dog Bird 05:15, October 5, 2011 (UTC)
  8. I agree with TKF. Pup 12:21 22 Oct '11
  9. Jesus please? – Preceding unsigned comment added by 71.252.249.146 (talk • contribs)
  10. I hate .gif animations... --Gamma287 By the way, Eduard Khil died. MUN.png Icons-flag-us.png ☭Tetяis? 02:22, October 31, 2011 (UTC)
  11. Lame. --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 22:25, November 9, 2011 (UTC)
  12. Is this a meme? --Nikau 08:26, November 24, 2011 (UTC)
Comments
  • I agree with BLU Scoutgineer. 75.1.130.249 15:35, November 1, 2011 (UTC)
  • Hmmmm, I don't know what to say about this one. --ZTVstudios 04:23, November 14, 2011 (UTC)
  • That's so funny I forgot to laugh! - Hypster 13:42, November 27, 2011 (UTC)
  • Failed VFP; two months +.5. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 18:37, 27 November 2011

Dalai lama.jpg (history, logs)

Featured picture candidate
Dalai lama.jpg

A picture of the Dalai Llama sitting at his Buddhist temple.

Image credit: Mattsnow
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Score: 2 Bad pun
Nomination: Wanna see a magic trick? 02:24, November 28, 2011 (UTC)
For Votes: 2
  1. Symbol for vote.svg Nom & 4 IT'S THE FUNNIEST THING IN THE WORLD! --Wanna see a magic trick? 02:24, November 28, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Funny, but shouldn't the caption say Dalai Llama? --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 02:38, November 28, 2011 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

No against votes

Comments

Ganon offers Link the Triforce.png (history, logs)

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Ganon offers his help to Link on the second screen of the game.

Image credit: Ben DeRoy
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Score: -4 Links given a triforce
Nomination: Dorkadorkreece 21:35, November 27, 2011 (UTC)
For Votes: 1
  1. I'm old and I find this funny! Good job! Talk Mattsnow 05:27, November 29, 2011 (UTC)
Against Votes: 5
  1. I don't get it. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 21:51, November 27, 2011 (UTC)
    This is the second screen of the original Zelda game. I personally like it because instead of the old man giving a sword, Ganon just decides to give Link the triforce, thus ending the game in one move.--Dorkadorkreece 21:57, November 27, 2011 (UTC)
  2. I get it, but I don't find it particularly hilarious. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 21:52, 27 November 2011
  3. This isn't really funny. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 21:54, November 27, 2011 (UTC)
  4. That was a pity-laugh... --Gamma287 By the way, Eduard Khil died. MUN.png Icons-flag-us.png ☭Tetяis? 01:45, November 28, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Symbol declined.svg Oh I get it now! It's still not funny, though. --Wanna see a magic trick? 02:19, November 28, 2011 (UTC)
    I don't understand why it's not funny to any of you.--Dorkadorkreece 03:22, November 28, 2011 (UTC)
    Eh, humor is objective. Maybe if the words in the image were different, but... Ah, I don't know... --Wanna see a magic trick? 03:59, November 28, 2011 (UTC)
    Try to keep in mind that the average age of the users here is twelve. That's why it's all fart and poop jokes. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 05:18, November 29, 2011 (UTC)
Comments
  1. rm; -4 -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 05:45, November 29, 2011 (UTC)

File:Mexico sombrero.jpg (history, logs)

Featured picture candidate
File:Mexico sombrero.jpg

Pepe's last stand

Image credit: Bizzeebeever
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Score: 2 sicarios
Nomination: Talk Mattsnow 09:53, November 24, 2011 (UTC)
For Votes: 8
  1. Hilarious pic Bizzeebeever potatochopped for my articulos! Talk Mattsnow 09:53, November 24, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Not to mention the best chop I've seen in who knows how long? --Wanna see a magic trick? 03:37, November 26, 2011 (UTC)
  3. It's funny but the caption could be better. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 03:52, November 26, 2011 (UTC)
    LOL, Bizzee told me it took him half-an-hour to come up with it! XD Talk Mattsnow 04:08, November 26, 2011 (UTC)
    Imagine, if you will, a caption that is a double-entendre, Xamralco: Pepe is the one under the smaller hat.  ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-us.pngSat, Nov 26 '11 6:27 (UTC)
  4. Symbol for vote.svg For. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 05:14, November 26, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Si-- Phlegm Leoispotter * (garble! jank!) 18:30, November 26, 2011 (UTC)
  6. Humoristico... --Gamma287 By the way, Eduard Khil died. MUN.png Icons-flag-us.png ☭Tetяis? 01:48, November 28, 2011 (UTC)
  7. Symbol for vote.svg For. --Mimo&maxus 14:54, December 1, 2011 (UTC)
  8. For -RAHB 02:14, December 3, 2011 (UTC)
Against Votes: 6
  1. Symbol declined.svg Per Lyrithya's future vote. Sorry guys. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 11:01, 24 November 2011
  2. Against. Undeniably this is very well made, but I don't really find it very funny by itself. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 05:38, November 26, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Zombiebaron. Not funny; I'm not even sure what the joke is supposed to be. The shadows also don't match up, but that's more just a comment than anything. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 19:28, 26 November 2011
    The joke would be the true identity of "Pepe" and the uprightness of his character. That being said, I'd consider the way I phrased it funnier than the picture, though that might just be because of my racist tendencies towards Pepes. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 20:08, 26 November 2011
  4. Zombiebaron, as per the Zombiebarons. --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFCK Oldmanonly.jpg 04:09, November 28, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Ewwww. Necropaxx (T) {~} Tuesday, 08:04, Nov 29 2011
  6. Good dick joke, but the quality of even the base image is lacking. --Nikau 14:20, December 2, 2011 (UTC)
Comments
  • I think it is not a good option to say "Oh, did he put an hour or less or more to come up with it?" We should judge if the pic is funny or not, period. And this one is very funny in my view. Talk Mattsnow 19:00, November 26, 2011 (UTC)
    I don't get why you are so difficile Talk Mattsnow 19:41, November 26, 2011 (UTC)
    It's because I'm racist against Pepes. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 20:08, 26 November 2011
  • The picture’s a decent chop and reasonably funny but it lacks the obvious social commentary that makes some other featured pictures so f-ing great. I understand and I wish to continue. HauntedUndies2.jpg. 08:26, November 30, 2011 (UTC)
  • Technically this is Mattsnow's concept, I just chopped it. The social commentary was that Mexico is currently so über-violent that you shouldn't lie on a beach without protection. (Tee-hee. He's got a gun.) But I didn't want to be heavy-handed with my caption, so I opted for a dick pun (always my first instinct) involving General George Armstrong Custer ("last stand", get it? Har har) and something Wikipedia says is a totally real thing. Anyhoo, now that I've destroyed Matt's idea by giving it a crummy caption and then explaining the joke, I bid you all adieu.  ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-us.pngThu, Dec 1 '11 14:02 (UTC)
  • I got the joke. Personnally, It feels like there are too many elements not properly tied together. Maybe you can simplify it by getting rid of the Prince Albert, leaving just the gun and the "Pepe" protector and have a double entendre caption like "Mexico's a dangerous place, don't leave home without protection". But something better of course (I'm not feeling very creative right now). I understand and I wish to continue. HauntedUndies2.jpg. 09:39, December 2, 2011 (UTC)
    • IMHO that would completely fuck it all up. But it is subjective, after all. -RAHB 06:26, December 3, 2011 (UTC)
  1. Requested by the image's original uploader -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 09:01, December 4, 2011 (UTC)

NO RUBBISH! (history, logs)

Featured picture candidate
NO RUBBISH!

The cleanest garbage bin ever?

Image credit: i dunno who am i? his/her mom? fuck off!
Archive - Discuss this image

Score: -3
Nomination: Wisudiva 13:40, December 15, 2011 (UTC)
For Votes: 0

No for votes

Against Votes: 3
  1. Eh... Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 13:47, 15 December 2011
  2. WUBBISH!!!!!!!!! --Roman Dog Bird 20:25, December 15, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Zombiebaron -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 20:48, December 15, 2011 (UTC)
Comments
  1. rm; -3 -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 20:51, December 15, 2011 (UTC)

A Fuck Off Sign (history, logs)

Featured picture candidate
A Fuck Off Sign

Some establishments like this are known to provide help when one tells you to fuck off.

Image credit: Under user
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Score: -3 votes are too much. Fuck off.
Nomination: POP!GoesTheWeasel Evil-clown.jpg 13:59, December 13, 2011 (UTC)
For Votes: 2
  1. Nom And For. Not so bad, in my opinion. I laughed. --POP!GoesTheWeasel Evil-clown.jpg 13:59, December 13, 2011 (UTC)
  2. I kinda like this, actually. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 20:25, 15 December 2011
Against Votes: 5
  1. nope ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 07:23, December 15, 2011 (UTC)
  2. wocka wocka --Roman Dog Bird 20:21, December 15, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Zombiebaron -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 20:49, December 15, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Not a feature in my mind. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 21:17, December 15, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Against. Text-based, and, y'know, not terribly original or anything. I just needed it for the article. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 21:31, Dec 15
Comments
  1. rm; -3 -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 21:21, December 17, 2011 (UTC)

Shit cross (history, logs)

Featured picture candidate
Shit cross

Ephemeral. Timeless. Shit.

Image credit: Zombiebaron
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Score: -1 shitty shit shits
Nomination: Algorithm 21:55, December 11, 2011 (UTC)
For Votes: 13
  1. Symbol for vote.svg Shitty shit. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 02:21, December 12, 2011 (UTC)
  2. i'm all shook up --Roman Dog Bird 03:15, December 12, 2011 (UTC)
  3. For Best image ever. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 03:17, December 12, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol for vote.svg For. Image is exactly as described. Ethine sig.png 
  5. Really says everything about the site, frankly.  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  critchat) 03:21 Dec 12, 2011
  6. For. You laugh now. They'll be selling them through Skymall in a few years. -RAHB 03:27, December 12, 2011 (UTC)
  7. Yummy. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 05:46, December 12, 2011 (UTC)
  8. Filial Piety --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFCK Oldmanonly.jpg 12:10, December 12, 2011 (UTC)
  9. Symbol for vote.svg Shit shit shitty shit shit. --POP!GoesTheWeasel Evil-clown.jpg 04:24, December 13, 2011 (UTC)
  10. Yummy. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 21:42, 15 December 2011
  11. Symbol for vote.svg For. I <3 poop-- Phlegm Leoispotter * (garble! jank!) 04:29, December 17, 2011 (UTC)
  12. You are in my heart and in my mind. --Black Flamingo 21:19, December 18, 2011 (UTC)
  13. Symbol for vote.svg For. CenterBack (talk) 17:55, January 3, 2012 (UTC)
Against Votes: 14
  1. Nomination and against. Uncyclopedia, why do you make me do these things to you? Don't you know I love you, baby? --Algorithm 21:55, December 11, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol declined.svg Against.--Pudong 03:06, December 12, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Shit no Nice work, but you'd really want to put that on the frontpage? Sounds like liking some ass to me! Talk Mattsnow 05:52, December 12, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Against, and I suggest we ban Algorithm for abusing VFP. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 06:17, 12 December 2011
  5. No. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 07:39, December 13, 2011 (UTC)
  6. eww --Yuki 23:54, December 14, 2011 (UTC)
  7. Against. Always and forever. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 21:38, Dec 15
  8. I always follow Uncle UU's example ~Jewriken.GIF 15:06, December 16, 2011 (UTC)
  9. Err, can we dispose of this later? --Gamma287 By the way, Eduard Khil died. MUN.png Icons-flag-us.png ☭Tetяis? 00:46, December 17, 2011 (UTC)
  10. Sigh. Necropaxx (T) {~} Friday, 09:54, Dec 23 2011
  11. Despite being the author of A load of crap, I'm gonna go with EEEEWWWWWWW. Jonny appleseed 00:19, December 24, 2011 (UTC)
  12. Symbol declined.svg Against. It's SHIT! -- Lando Calrissian 23:20, January 3, 2012 (UTC)
  13. Symbol declined.svg Against. Oh shit!Arggggghhhhh!!--Faeras 12:04, January 11, 2012 (UTC)
  14. Symbol declined.svg Against. No. Just... no. QuackOfaThousandSuns 17:44, January 13, 2012 (UTC)
Comments
  • Aaand that failed again. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 18:43, 13 January 2012

JohnFKennedyPunk.jpg (history, logs)

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JohnFKennedyPunk.jpg

Thanks for the coke and shit

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Score: -4 presidential pardons
Nomination: Aleister
For Votes: 4
  1. This is a Maniac1075 masserpeace. JFK as only Jackie has seen him before. Aleister 1:56 15-1-'12
  2. WHAT CAN I SAY I'M A SUCKER FOR STUFF LIKE THIS --ROMAN DOG BIRD 05:29, February 2, 2012 (UTC)
  3. Maybe I'm an idiot, but it makes me giggle. --Black Flamingo 22:57, February 9, 2012 (UTC)
  4. for The jaw line looks awful though, but great effort. Talk Mattsnow 00:09, February 12, 2012 (UTC)
Against Votes: 8
  1. It looks really fake. The chin and forehead are really screwed up and it's not even funny. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 01:59, January 15, 2012 (UTC)
  2. It's mildly funny, but the face placement is really off. QuackOfaThousandSuns 17:06, January 26, 2012 (UTC)
  3. Even if I did get the joke, the quality could still be better. --Sir Oliphaunte (განხილვა)  Georgia-flag-on-soccer-ball-vector.jpg 23:46, January 30, 2012 (UTC)
    Looks like me. --The Right Honourable Maj Sir Elvis UmP KUN FIC MDA VFH Bur. CM and bars UGM F@H (Petition) 06:59, January 27, 2012 (UTC)
    IP vandalism. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 02:35, January 31, 2012 (UTC)
  4. Against. Very wacky, which is nice. Needs a lot of work, which isn't as nice. -RAHB 02:31, January 31, 2012 (UTC)
  5. Not really very good. Also, I don't get it, but when do I ever? 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 07:07, 6 February 2012
  6. Imma vote against, because this fails to amuse me. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 09:38, February 6, 2012 (UTC)
  7. Symbol declined.svg Against. Eh? So who shot this guy? 2Pac right? Some effort has gone into this but I'm not getting it at all. MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 17:42, Feb 6
  8. That's just strange. --GarethPW 22:33, February 11, 2012 (UTC)
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Tourrettes guy 2000.gif (history, logs)

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Tourrettes guy 2000.gif

Tourrettes Guy is back, and meaner than ever.

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Score: -3
Nomination: Iwillkillyou.gif 333.gif TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 06:21, February 15, 2012 (UTC)
For Votes: 1
  1. Nom & For My second image that I made. If you have seen any Tourrettes Guy videos then you'll understand the joke better.--Iwillkillyou.gif 333.gif TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 06:21, February 15, 2012 (UTC)
Against Votes: 4
  1. Against -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 06:36, February 15, 2012 (UTC)
  2. Against Sorry dude, but keep practicing (not meaning to offend) (: ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 07:05, February 15, 2012 (UTC)
  3. didn't this dude, like, die or something :'( --Roman Dog Bird 08:05, February 15, 2012 (UTC)
  4. I really don't get it. It also looks like it's a frame from some meme animation, but if you're trying to parody a meme, would it not make more sense to follow the format of the thing itself with a full animation and then do something to twist it? This... well, I have no idea, sorry. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 08:36, 15 February 2012
Comments
  1. rm; -3 -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 16:38, February 15, 2012 (UTC)

Hammeranatomy.JPG (history, logs)

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A typical medical diagram showing the anatomy of the common hammer.

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Score: -3
Nomination: Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 03:42, February 5, 2012 (UTC)
For Votes: 3
  1. I just saw this in the unsignpost and I couldn't stop laughing. Please feature this! --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 03:42, February 5, 2012 (UTC)
  2. That's... erm... weird. --GarethPW 12:31, February 12, 2012 (UTC) 22:31, February 11, 2012 (UTC)
  3. Yes BTW, it's on the first article I read here, hammer, which is hilarious. Talk Mattsnow 07:03, February 18, 2012 (UTC)
Against Votes: 6
  1. Symbol declined.svg Against. It's kinda weak. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 04:47, February 5, 2012 (UTC)
  2. Symbol declined.svg Against. Not hitting the nail on the head. MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 17:38, Feb 6
  3. Zombeibaron Text based. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 18:09, February 13, 2012 (UTC)
  4. Symbol declined.svg Against. I don't get it.--Iwillkillyou.gif 333.gif TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 20:26, February 13, 2012 (UTC)
  5. Symbol declined.svg Against. The porn star handyman who lives next door could've told me that much. Ethine sig.png 
  6. Not a feature. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 22:28, 19 February 2012
Comments
  • It's funny, but the particular implementation is pretty lacking. I was going to do a redo with more... ah, textbook fanciness, though, except I still haven't gotten around to it. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 07:06, 6 February 2012
  1. rm; -3 -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 04:22, February 20, 2012 (UTC)

File:DavrosInTheCity.png (history, logs)

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File:DavrosInTheCity.png

Davros "walking" in the city disguised as an ordinary citizen.

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Score: -3 Daleks
Nomination: Iwillkillyou.gif 333.gif TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 21:05, February 13, 2012 (UTC)
For Votes: 2
  1. Nom and For Very funny and well made if I say so myself.--Iwillkillyou.gif 333.gif TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 21:05, February 13, 2012 (UTC)
  2. Zombiebaron -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 17:13, February 14, 2012 (UTC)
Against Votes: 5
  1. Zombiebaron. I mean this just isn't funny at all. --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFCK Oldmanonly.jpg 17:28, February 14, 2012 (UTC)
  2. Per above, I don't understand what the joke is supposed to be, but more of an issue for me is actually the inconsistent perspective and shadowing. Sorry, man. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 18:38, 14 February 2012
  3. Yeah, the perspective is really bizarre. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 20:13, February 14, 2012 (UTC)
  4. Symbol declined.svg Against. I don't know what that man is doing, but I'm really suspicious. Love, Ethine sig.png 
  5. Zombiebaron you can do better than this, I've seen you do better! ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 08:26, February 15, 2012 (UTC)
Comments
  • Pointless comment. I can't decide so I'm going to post this pointless message. Does look a bit cut and paste to me with the lighting and such... MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 17:52, Feb 14
  • rm; -3 -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 04:26, February 20, 2012 (UTC)

File:Peter Griffish.gif (history, logs)

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File:Peter Griffish.gif

A Peter Griffish swimming in the ocean.

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Score: -4
Nomination: Iwillkillyou.gif 333.gif TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 03:50, February 15, 2012 (UTC)
For Votes: 2
  1. Nom & For My first image made by me. Hope you like it.--Iwillkillyou.gif 333.gif TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 03:50, February 15, 2012 (UTC)
  2. Symbol for vote.svg For. Changing a guy's name and then sticking his head on the body of the new name is fuckin' genius, man! Actually, it made me laugh. It's got something, although the caption never had me at hello. Aleister 21:49 19-2-'12
Against Votes: 6
  1. Against Nice pun, but I'm not laughing. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 16:43, February 15, 2012 (UTC)
  2. Against Lol. Nice IWKY. You did make me giggle, but this pic is not an feature. MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 20:30, Feb 15
  3. Symbol declined.svg Against. Fuck no. Love, Ethine sig.png 
  4. I'm sorry, but... what? Changing a guy's name and then sticking his head on the body of the new name is kind of iffy. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 21:25, 19 February 2012
  5. Not a feature in my bird's eye view. --Black Flamingo 20:45, February 23, 2012 (UTC)
  6. Symbol declined.svg Against. I'm sorry but...I'm not tempted to laugh. -- Lost Labyrinth It's Britain bitch! (t)(c)(a) 20:49, February 23, 2012 (UTC)
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Susan Boyle Playboy Cover (history, logs)

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Susan Boyle Playboy Cover

BOYle oh BOYle

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Score: -3
Nomination: ManiacJaSg.gif-Maniac1075Complain Here 05:41, March 7, 2012 (UTC)
For Votes: 0

No for votes

Against Votes: 3
  1. Symbol declined.svg Against. Horrifying, text-based, unfunny, unlikely to be original, the list goes on and on.  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  critchat) 05:42 Mar 07, 2012
  2. per my comment on it's talk page --Roman Dog Bird (talk) 06:01, March 7, 2012 (UTC)
  3. Painful to look at. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 07:44, March 7, 2012 (UTC)
Comments
  1. rm; -3 -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 09:17, March 7, 2012 (UTC)

Garfield's Cunt (history, logs)

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Garfield's Cunt

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Score: -3
Nomination: ManiacJaSg.gif-Maniac1075Complain Here 05:10, March 7, 2012 (UTC)
For Votes: 1
  1. for. It just... makes me laugh.--ManiacJaSg.gif-Maniac1075Complain Here 05:10, March 7, 2012 (UTC)
Against Votes: 4
  1. Against Copyvio, possibly unoriginal, text based, et cetera et cetera. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 05:34, March 7, 2012 (UTC)
  2. Symbol declined.svg Against. About as funny as Garfield.  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  critchat) 05:37 Mar 07, 2012
  3. Symbol declined.svg Against. I look at this, and I'm bored. It's just not that funny. QuackOfaThousandSuns (talk) 16:43, March 9, 2012 (UTC)
  4. For featuring this one or this one. --Roman Dog Bird (talk) 17:08, March 13, 2012 (UTC)
Comments
  1. rm; -3 -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 17:24, March 13, 2012 (UTC)

One Day In The Death of a North Korean Dictator (history, logs)

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One Day In The Death of a North Korean Dictator

"In Communist North Korea, dead animals kill you!"

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Score: -3
Nomination: Edogmad (talk) 21:09, May 8, 2012 (UTC)
For Votes: 3
  1. Edogmad (talk) 21:09, May 8, 2012 (UTC)
  2. Godly.--WELCOME TO UNCYCLOPEDIA HELL!!!! Offensive flag.png 12:26, May 12, 2012 (UTC)
  3. Strong for. --Black Flamingo 23:07, May 30, 2012 (UTC)
Against Votes: 6
  1. I'm sorry, but what? --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 22:26, May 8, 2012 (UTC)
  2. ?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 11:09, May 12, 2012 (UTC)
  3. ...i think this is anti-humor, but i'm not sure, i think someone was trying to make a genuinely good image and might actually think it's good. I hope this comment doesn't make them feel bad. This would be perfect for an article on how to teach blind retarded children how to use photoshop while tripping acid. Actually someone should make that...-- 00:59, May 22, 2012 (UTC)
  4. yeahno. This is quite frankly terrible. Sorry. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN21:53, 26 May
  5. Symbol declined.svg Against.Retarded, just retarded.--Iwillkillyou.gif 333.gif TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 23:52, May 26, 2012 (UTC)
  6. For a second there I though I was high. --MasterWangs Dildoriken.gif CUNT and proud of it! 11:09, May 28, 2012 (UTC)
Comments

This started out by making fun of College Humor's North Korean Photoshop Tutorial because everything in the picture can be accurately content filled but the crowd which is shown in the video. Then I started merging in some other photos and was encouraged by one of my friends to place it on the Kim Jong-il article but I still wanted it here.

File%25253ASpockPi%25252Epng (history, logs)

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Mister Spock astonishes his crewmates by reciting pi with remarkable accuracy.

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Score: -1 .14159265358979323846264338327950288419716939937510
Nomination: Black flamingo
For Votes: 10
  1. Zombiebaron is the René Magritte of photoshopping. --Black Flamingo 00:09, February 22, 2012 (UTC)
  2. Zombiebaron -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 16:16, February 24, 2012 (UTC)
  3. Symbol for vote.svg Pie  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  critchat) 16:17 Feb 24, 2012
  4. Symbol for vote.svg For. -- Lost Labyrinth It's Britain bitch! (t)(c)(a) 22:18, February 28, 2012 (UTC)
  5. Symbol for vote.svg For. I lol'd. -- UserTalkContributions 05:39, March 3, 2012 (UTC)
  6. Symbol for vote.svg For. Any ways... it's hilarious, that's all it needs.--Flymousechiu (talk) 02:32, March 4, 2012 (UTC)
  7. Symbol for vote.svg For. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 14:03, 19 March 2012
  8. Symbol for vote.svg For. long numbers with little or no meaning. ~Pleb General Wiseguy the magic! Dan the Hedgehog.png TheHappySpaceman.jpg Eclipse.PNG BANANA BATLETH.png 21:49, 03/24/2012
  9. Symbol for vote.svg For. I could go for some pie right now... --Wanna see a magic trick? 07:17, April 7, 2012 (UTC)
  10. Symbol for vote.svg For. Random? Spock opens his mouth and says pi with one sound, the whole thing at once, wherever it ends. And again, an "I thought I'd voted for this" vote. Aleister 1:09 23-4-'12
Against Votes: 11
  1. Against ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 06:11, February 22, 2012 (UTC)
  2. star DRECK --Roman Dog Bird 07:19, February 25, 2012 (UTC)
  3. Sorry, I don't get it. Talk Mattsnow 08:48, February 25, 2012 (UTC)
  4. Speech bubble randoms. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 23:18, 28 February 2012
  5. Raπdom. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 23:38, February 28, 2012 (UTC)
  6. agreed.--ManiacJaSg.gif-Maniac1075Complain Here 04:59, March 7, 2012 (UTC)
  7. Symbol declined.svg Against. --
  8. REDIRECT User:EMC/sig02:32 Apr 13 2012
  9. no... just no... -- 01:04, May 22, 2012 (UTC)
  10. Zombiebaron. Not funny without the caption. ZB should know better... -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN22:08, 26 May
  11. No--Iwillkillyou.gif 333.gif TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 02:25, May 27, 2012 (UTC)
  12. [1] Also there is the whole thing of it just being very random and just plain ridiculous. --MasterWangs Dildoriken.gif CUNT and proud of it! 10:58, May 28, 2012 (UTC)
Comments
  1. Zombiebaron, you came and they did not recognize your genius, then you were burned at the stake for being a witch or a zombie witch. This is the opposite of random. It shows Spock uttering a sound which communicates Pi. Genius, genius on the half-shell. Aleister 11:32 28-5-'12

Antifreeze Kings (history, logs)

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Antifreeze Kings

Back in the day, Sally, Jeremy, Arthur, and I would gather in Chad's basement when his parents skipped town to let loose. One of our favorite games was Antifreeze Kings. Of course, it just started with some small laughs and rhymes, but one of us would always hit the floor within the hour. I could still hear the screams of "Somebody call poison control!" like it was yesterday. Damn good memories... I still miss Chad.

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Score: 0 fatal drinking games
Nomination: Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFCK Oldmanonly.jpg 06:09, February 28, 2012 (UTC)
For Votes: 9
  1. Nom + For. ZB crafted this one up for Antifreeze and goddamn is it good and funny. --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFCK Oldmanonly.jpg 06:09, February 28, 2012 (UTC)
  2. Zombiebaron -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 08:17, February 28, 2012 (UTC)
  3. Sure  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  critchat) 19:15 Feb 28, 2012
  4. Symbol for vote.svg For. -- Lost Labyrinth It's Britain bitch! (t)(c)(a) 22:16, February 28, 2012 (UTC)
  5. Symbol for vote.svg For. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 14:01, 19 March 2012
  6. Symbol for vote.svg For. Caption-based? Yes. Is it still laugh-out-loud hilarious? You bet your ass. --Wanna see a magic trick? 07:15, April 7, 2012 (UTC)
  7. Honestly don't see why people wouldn't find this funny without the article. Plus if it makes them read the article; it's win-win. --Black Flamingo 11:21, May 12, 2012 (UTC)
  8. I'm ok with this -- 01:04, May 22, 2012 (UTC)
  9. Symbol for vote.svg For. Though drinking antifreeze is idiotic.--Iwillkillyou.gif 333.gif TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 10:47, May 27, 2012 (UTC)
Against Votes: 9
  1. It's an entirely text-based image, the only thing of which was changed isn't even legible here. Seems like it should work for the article, certainly, but not a feature on its own. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 23:24, 28 February 2012
    I didn't realise the pot was changed - didn't realise it contained liquid, either. I'm not really going anywhere with this, though you might want to make the card reflections the right colour. That might help. Maybe. Container of blue chips... 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 07:03, 3 March 2012
  2. Not funny on its own. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 23:35, February 28, 2012 (UTC)
  3. Symbol declined.svg Against.. -- UserTalkContributions 05:37, March 3, 2012 (UTC)
  4. I don't get it. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 06:30, March 3, 2012 (UTC)
  5. Me either.--ManiacJaSg.gif-Maniac1075Complain Here 04:58, March 7, 2012 (UTC)
  6. Me too... Talk Mattsnow 20:55, March 17, 2012 (UTC)
  7. Against. As part of a page, yes. On it's own, not so much. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 02:20, March 24, 2012 (UTC)
  8. Zombiebaron. Just not funny on its own. Also, antifreeze is typically green or yellow. That looks blue on my screen. Sorry ZB. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN22:01, 26 May
  9. Context? I mean some anti-freeze amongst a bunch of playing cards where the imagination in that? --MasterWangs Dildoriken.gif CUNT and proud of it! 11:00, May 28, 2012 (UTC)
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Recycle Bin Delete (history, logs)

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Recycle Bin Delete

Deleting the Recycle Bin, also known as the Windows Desktop Paradox.

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Score: 1 paper balls in the Recycle Bin
Nomination: Flymousechiu (talk) 22:02, March 2, 2012 (UTC)
For Votes: 7
  1. This is pretty clever. Also, I changed the caption. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 22:30, March 2, 2012 (UTC)
  2. Symbol for vote.svg For.. It's funny because, once you delete anything on Windows, it immediately gets sent to the recycling bin. -- UserTalkContributions 05:34, March 3, 2012 (UTC)
  3. Symbol for vote.svg For. Clever! Talk Mattsnow 20:54, March 17, 2012 (UTC)
  4. Symbol for vote.svg For. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 14:00, 19 March 2012
  5. Symbol for vote.svg For. I think it's really funny and could be the start of a new generation of Internet Memes. --Qzekrom sig trans.gif This has been an automated message by Cute Zekrom (talk) 20:33, March 20, 2012 (UTC)
  6. Symbol for vote.svg For. In a small town there is a barber. The barber shaves everyone who does not shave himself. Who shaves the barber? --Wanna see a magic trick? 07:12, April 7, 2012 (UTC)
    No one. The barber is a woman. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 22:23, April 8, 2012 (UTC)
  7. WHAT HATH THY DONE??? --MasterWangs Dildoriken.gif CUNT and proud of it! 11:04, May 28, 2012 (UTC)
Against Votes: 6
  1. Symbol declined.svg Against. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 22:25, March 2, 2012 (UTC)
  2. Against -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 05:43, March 3, 2012 (UTC)
  3. Symbol declined.svg Against. it's humorous, but not burst out laughing or clever. Not feature worthy in my non-respected opinion.--ManiacJaSg.gif-Maniac1075Complain Here 04:56, March 7, 2012 (UTC)
  4. Symbol declined.svg Against. Beyond overdone. Also, text based.  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  critchat) 06:16 Apr 13, 2012
  5. Nah. Something about Zombiebaron. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN21:59, 26 May
  6. Symbol declined.svg Against. Just not funny--Iwillkillyou.gif 333.gif TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 01:53, May 27, 2012 (UTC)
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Nope%252C not getting out of this chair (history, logs)

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Nope%252C not getting out of this chair

No he will not.

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Score: -3 Pissed off T-80s
Nomination: Iwillkillyou.gif 333.gif TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 04:32, May 27, 2012 (UTC)
For Votes: 1
  1. Symbol for vote.svg For. Made this for deviantARt. May use it for an article soon. Made it via Gimp and Paint.Net--04:32, May 27, 2012 (UTC)
Against Votes: 4
  1. Against. I did not lol. Also text something something zombiebaron. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN04:49, 27 May
  2. Ewww this is like bad 'n' shit. --MasterWangs Dildoriken.gif CUNT and proud of it! 08:06, June 6, 2012 (UTC)
  3. Nahhhh ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 11:00, June 13, 2012 (UTC)
  4. Symbol declined.svg Nah. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 11:27, 13 June 2012
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Google Drive (history, logs)

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Google Drive

Google, a company with a history of cannibalizing old services and pooping out newer, flashier ones, decided obviousness was the best course of action when converting Docs to Drive.

Image credit: Bizzeebeever
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Score: -3 recycled services
Nomination: Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFCK Oldmanonly.jpg 22:16, July 7, 2012 (UTC)
For Votes: 2
  1. Simple, clever, impeccable. --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFCK Oldmanonly.jpg 22:16, July 7, 2012 (UTC)
  2. Symbol for vote.svg My idea. --Clicky! Sir CuteReshiramOnTheRadio [CUNPBJ'12PLS(0)Stuy'16] 01:51, July 19, 2012 (UTC)
Against Votes: 5
  1. The picture itself isn't funny. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 00:00, July 8, 2012 (UTC)
    Who said the picture itself had to be funny? Let's use it in an article and see if it's funny in context! --Clicky! Sir CuteReshiramOnTheRadio [CUNPBJ'12PLS(0)Stuy'16] 01:49, July 19, 2012 (UTC)
    The whole point of a featured image is that it is funny by itself. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 19:42, July 20, 2012 (UTC)
  2. PurpleDickVote.svg Very limp boner ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 23:54, July 9, 2012 (UTC)
  3. Per Xamralco and to a lesser extent Frosty, whats the joke with a bunch of arrows? --MasterWangs Dildoriken.gif CUNT and proud of it! 07:58, July 15, 2012 (UTC)
    It's...um...the universal symbol for recycling, merged with Google Drive's logo. ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-us.pngTue, Jul 17 '12 9:23 (UTC)
  4. PurpleDickVote.svg Boner. -RAHB 17:59, July 17, 2012 (UTC)
  5. What is this I don't even -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 19:42, July 20, 2012 (UTC)
Comments
  1. rm; -3 -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 19:43, July 20, 2012 (UTC)

The Sphincters of Egypt (history, logs)

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The Sphincters of Egypt

Looks like it's now easier to get into the Pyramids.

Image credit: Fusion121
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Score: -3 easy-access holes
Nomination:
For Votes: 1
  1. PurpleDickVote.svg Boner. --QZEKЯOM Icons-flag-oly.pngIcons-flag-us.pngIcons-flag-jm.png Proud sponsor of Team Zombiebaron Tw$*ty Tw%#ve G*me$ FTW! Let's go for the g^@d! 19:33, July 20, 2012 (UTC)
Against Votes: 4
  1. Zombiebaron. So poorly done that the incredibly funny concept is ruined. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 19:38, July 20, 2012 (UTC)
  2. Yeah what he said. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 23:57, July 21, 2012 (UTC)
  3. Against. I don't actually know what the joke is here, but it's so ridiculous that I'd vote for it anyway if it were well done. -RAHB 00:26, July 22, 2012 (UTC)
  4. PurpleDickVote.svg Penis --MasterWangs Dildoriken.gif CUNT and proud of it! 10:57, August 4, 2012 (UTC)
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President Pinkie Pie (history, logs)

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President Pinkie Pie

She's better than Obama.

Image credit: Iwillkillyou333
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Score: -4
Nomination: Iwillkillyou.gif 333.gif TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 20:10, August 21, 2012 (UTC)
For Votes: 2
  1. Nom and For My image making skills are getting better. Made this for Deviantart, but I may use it for an article too.--Iwillkillyou.gif 333.gif TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 20:10, August 21, 2012 (UTC)
  2. For Voting for coz of Pinkie. Polisz.jpgSir Ptok-BentonicznyPisz tutaj KUN 22:39, August 23, 2012 (UTC)
Against Votes: 6
  1. Symbol declined.svg Against.
  2. lolno -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 16:56, August 22, 2012 (UTC)
  3. PurpleDickVote.svg Boner. -RAHB 00:20, August 30, 2012 (UTC)
  4. No. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN01:20, 30 Aug
  5. hahahahahaahahhaha. No. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 11:53, September 1, 2012 (UTC)
  6. ....Um, 'NO'. Josuketho.pngThe Hamon Master WeinribJo Joestar of EarthJosuketho.png 14:07, September 13, 2012 (UTC)
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Stay out of my orbital... (history, logs)

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Stay out of my orbital...

Heisenberg: I might be the one who knocks...

Image credit: Nikau
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Score: 3 ding-a-ling
Nomination: Nikau (talk) 15:53, April 28, 2012 (UTC)
For Votes: 5
  1. Self nom because I <3 Breaking Bad so much Fuck this, it's time we got back to making fun of current media dammit. --Nikau (talk) 15:53, April 28, 2012 (UTC)
  2. Frosty approves. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 11:10, May 12, 2012 (UTC)
  3. OK with me -- 00:57, May 22, 2012 (UTC)
  4. Symbol for vote.svg For. I like this alot. – Preceding unsigned comment added by Iwillkillyou333 (talk • contribs)
  5. Symbol for vote.svg For. I feel all spiritual when looking at this. Nice details! Talk Mattsnow 02:43, June 21, 2012 (UTC)
  6. Symbol for vote.svg For. I like it when science, glamour, sports etc get all together.--Icons-flag-gr.png Sir SinnerSandbox (¿?) 15:41, September 5, 2012 (UTC)
Against Votes: 2
  1. Against. I didn't get the reference and I've watched the show. Sorry, but I feel its too obscure. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN21:56, 26 May
  2. Neverheard of the show and for that reason, I don't get it. More of an inside thing. --MasterWangs Dildoriken.gif CUNT and proud of it! 11:08, May 28, 2012 (UTC)
Comments
  • I put up the B/W one, but I made a colour one, too. I kind o prefer the colour one actually. It would be nice to know which one people like more... --Nikau (talk) 16:43, April 28, 2012 (UTC)
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  • I like the grayscale version better. --Qzekrom sig trans.gif This has been an automated message by Cute Zekrom (talk) 01:42, May 10, 2012 (UTC)
  • I prefer the colour one, but unfortunately I don't get the reference. --Black Flamingo 11:27, May 12, 2012 (UTC)
Breaking Bad is the reference, Heisenberg is the alias of the main character. Yeah, you won't get it if you haven't seen the show. I don't have photoshop available right now, but putting the Breaking Bad logo on "Breaking Bad; Origins?" would not be too hard. It is more esoteric than Hitler and star wars jokes, yes. --122.252.179.182 04:54, May 15, 2012 (UTC)
this is Nikau, just can't be fucked logging in right now. --122.252.179.182 04:55, May 15, 2012 (UTC)
  • Looks like some alien spacecraft landed in the middle of... I don't know. It's a bit confusing. --Clicky! Sir CuteReshiramOnTheRadio [CUNPBJ'12PLS(0)Stuy'16] 15:20, May 12, 2012 (UTC)
  • Had inspiration, will add a blurb later to explain the new movie poster. --Nikau (talk) 04:19, June 23, 2012 (UTC)
    Now its even more obscure. I don't know if its something you came up with, but if it is and you nom it by itself I would totally vote for the "In theoretical trouble? Better call Al!" ad though. Just sayin'. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN02:06, 30 Aug
  • Symbol neutral vote.svg Abstain. Polisz.jpgSir Ptok-BentonicznyPisz tutaj KUN 16:07, September 1, 2012 (UTC)
  • rm -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 18:35, September 29, 2012 (UTC)

Fast Sport Zombies on the loose (history, logs)

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Fast Sport Zombies on the loose

A typical fast zombie. Scary? Yes. Hax? Yes.

Image credit: Foof
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Score: 1 undead on sports
Nomination: 2nd Chance for me (because I was banned.) (Say) 03:18, May 26, 2012 (UTC)
For Votes: 5
  1. Symbol for vote.svg For. --2nd Chance for me (because I was banned.) (Say) 03:18, May 26, 2012 (UTC)
  2. Symbol for vote.svg For. I like it. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 23:58, May 26, 2012 (UTC)
  3. Zombierunner -RAHB 00:24, May 30, 2012 (UTC)
  4. Symbol for vote.svg For.. Certainly. Talk Mattsnow 02:41, June 21, 2012 (UTC)
  5. 4 Polisz.jpgSir Ptok-BentonicznyPisz tutaj KUN 22:42, August 23, 2012 (UTC)
Against Votes: 4
  1. That's disturbing, not funny.--Iwillkillyou.gif 333.gif TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 21:00, May 26, 2012 (UTC)
  2. Where's the funny? --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 23:16, May 26, 2012 (UTC)
  3. Zombies can't run. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 03:48, May 27, 2012 (UTC)
  4. Against. Went back and forth on this one. Its a good chop, but it just isn't funny enough on its own. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN04:22, 27 May
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Bladerunnertitle.jpg (history, logs)

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Insert image title here, without link

Blade runner, the epic movie of Atari's struggle, starring the troubled Rick Astley and his identity crisis, and Sonic the Hedgehog with his Off-world colony antics. Can Rick Deckard save the day using Chuck Norris Pokemon cards? Will Atari resurface from the toilet that they've made from themselves? Will Ridley Scott convince Deckard that Metroid is better than Pokemon? -Directed by Patrick Stewart.

Image credit: --Reallybloodymental (talk) 23:20, October 19, 2012 (UTC)
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Score: -4
Nomination: Reallybloodymental (talk) 23:20, October 19, 2012 (UTC)
For Votes: 1
  1. --Reallybloodymental (talk) 23:20, October 19, 2012 (UTC)
Against Votes: 5
  1. Symbol declined.svg Oh dear... -- Lost Labyrinth It's Britain bitch! (t)(c)(a) 23:43, October 19, 2012 (UTC)
  2. Zombiebaron This is hilariously bad. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 23:44, October 19, 2012 (UTC)
  3. Zombiebaron ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 23:49, October 19, 2012 (UTC)
  4. like tears....in rain. --Lee Harvey Osmond (talk) 06:52, October 20, 2012 (UTC)
  5. Symbol declined.svg Against. ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-us.pngSat, Oct 20 '12 8:31 (UTC)
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Sorry I had to do this. It's my pride and joy. My first picture! It's an epic meme celebrity ridden picture. Edit: You say it's hilariously bad? Do you down vote it because it's unfunny? Personally I agree it is hilarious but not for any sort of pristine quality, just because it's immensely daft.

I think we're beyond "Random = funny". You should have been here in 2005-2006, though. Man, we had ourselves a random ol' time. That's how we spelled "old" back then. For a while it was spelled "olé", and if we were yelling it it would have an exclamation point at the end and and an upside down one at the beginning, which was nutty. But then the Spanish got mad and brought out the bullfighter. We had no bulls on hand at the time, on account of the Great Chicago Fire, so he just sat down with his cape and did nothing. Kind of sad, really, a bullfighter without purpose. The drink took him, eventually. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 03:01, October 20, 2012 (UTC)

--Reallybloodymental (talk) 03:29, October 20, 2012 (UTC) But the humor in my article isn't completely random. Deckard and Pokemon decks, Ridley and Ridley from metroid + scotts man from kasumi ninja, ice skating and blade runner, sonic and off world colony, rick and rick (identity crisis), Atari going bust in real life (with a game released called Skyhammer (Piehammer). Also, in the picture, the contrast between old Ridley Scott and young Harrison Ford, the fact that Ridley is in it is weird in itself, Sonic the hedgehog and Rick Astley at the back overseeing and having greater status (Rick Astley looking confused in his little box) Atari blending in with the Bladerunner logo, Geoffrey Leonard looking limp with a Hockey stick ( a bit of a weird look for an action packed movie). It shows that the title of the film is ambiguous enough, and the events that take place in the film are varied and unusual enough, for weird ideas to be generated. i.e a totally cluttered title picture. Plus the title picture and the plot I wrote is perfectly fitting for epicness, because if you're making a joke about an epic film, how about making it epic in the wrong way. I have taken a perfect film, and ruined it by ridiculing the small details and introducing out of place characters. So that's my humor behind it all.

Sure, but, now, here, this pic, on this page, is not this pic on that page. Here, this pic has no back story, and has to hold itself up on its own. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 12:02, October 20, 2012 (UTC)

UnMAC-banner.jpg (history, logs)

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UnMAC-banner.jpg

iUnMac Banner

Image credit: Fb
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Score: -2
Nomination: Funnybony Icons-flag-th.png Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 19:11, Nov 11
For Votes: 0

No for votes

Against Votes: 2
  1. Wha'??--Icons-flag-gr.png Sir SinnerSandbox (¿?) 21:29, November 13, 2012 (UTC)
  2. Symbol declined.svg Against. It's not a stand out picture. It's tucked away. It's a simple stab at mac... not very sophisticated. Someone might find it funny though, it is not bad per-se. --Reallybloodymental (talk) 10:57, November 17, 2012 (UTC)
Comments
rm
-3 -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 05:03, December 15, 2012 (UTC)