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Bulma Playboy Cover 2.png (history, logs)
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Bulma Briefs, lookin' hot in the upcoming issue of Play Boy. Image credit: Insert image credits here |
Vote | Score: -4 |
Nomination: | ZTVstudios 03:57, November 14, 2011 (UTC) |
For Votes: 3 |
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Against Votes: 7 |
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Guitar Noob (history, logs)
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A guitar noob. Ten weeks in, this particular guitarist has received high praise from his instructor for rising far above the rest of the class. Image credit: RAHB |
Vote | Score: -3 |
Nomination: | RAHB 04:23, October 9, 2011 (UTC) |
For Votes: 5 |
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Against Votes: 8 |
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WTF? Could someone please explain the joke to me? TehGrammerNazi 00:14, October 26, 2011 (UTC)
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Interruption.gif (history, logs)
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OOP! Image credit: Mister Otter |
Vote | Score: 0.5 toilets full of poo |
Nomination: | — 21:34, September 22, 2011 (UTC) |
For Votes: 11 |
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Against Votes: 10.5 |
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Dalai lama.jpg (history, logs)
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A picture of the Dalai Llama sitting at his Buddhist temple. Image credit: Mattsnow |
Vote | Score: 2 Bad pun |
Nomination: | 02:24, November 28, 2011 (UTC) |
For Votes: 2 |
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Against Votes: 0 |
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Ganon offers Link the Triforce.png (history, logs)
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Ganon offers his help to Link on the second screen of the game. Image credit: Ben DeRoy |
Vote | Score: -4 Links given a triforce |
Nomination: | Dorkadorkreece 21:35, November 27, 2011 (UTC) |
For Votes: 1 |
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Against Votes: 5 |
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File:Mexico sombrero.jpg (history, logs)
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Pepe's last stand Image credit: Bizzeebeever |
Vote | Score: 2 sicarios |
Nomination: | Mattsnow 09:53, November 24, 2011 (UTC) |
For Votes: 8 |
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Against Votes: 6 |
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NO RUBBISH! (history, logs)
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The cleanest garbage bin ever? Image credit: i dunno who am i? his/her mom? fuck off! |
Vote | Score: -3 |
Nomination: | Wisudiva 13:40, December 15, 2011 (UTC) |
For Votes: 0 |
No for votes |
Against Votes: 3 |
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A Fuck Off Sign (history, logs)
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Some establishments like this are known to provide help when one tells you to fuck off. Image credit: Under user |
Vote | Score: -3 votes are too much. Fuck off. |
Nomination: | POP!GoesTheWeasel 13:59, December 13, 2011 (UTC) |
For Votes: 2 |
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Against Votes: 5 |
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Shit cross (history, logs)
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Ephemeral. Timeless. Shit. Image credit: Zombiebaron |
Vote | Score: -1 shitty shit shits |
Nomination: | Algorithm 21:55, December 11, 2011 (UTC) |
For Votes: 13 |
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Against Votes: 14 |
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JohnFKennedyPunk.jpg (history, logs)
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Thanks for the coke and shit Image credit: Maniac1075 |
Vote | Score: -4 presidential pardons |
Nomination: | Aleister |
For Votes: 4 |
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Against Votes: 8 |
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Tourrettes guy 2000.gif (history, logs)
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Tourrettes Guy is back, and meaner than ever. Image credit: Iwillkillyou333 |
Vote | Score: -3 |
Nomination: | - 06:21, February 15, 2012 (UTC) |
For Votes: 1 |
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Against Votes: 4 |
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Hammeranatomy.JPG (history, logs)
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A typical medical diagram showing the anatomy of the common hammer. Image credit: Jordanus |
Vote | Score: -3 |
Nomination: | 03:42, February 5, 2012 (UTC) |
For Votes: 3 |
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Against Votes: 6 |
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File:DavrosInTheCity.png (history, logs)
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Davros "walking" in the city disguised as an ordinary citizen. Image credit: Zombiebaron |
Vote | Score: -3 Daleks |
Nomination: | - 21:05, February 13, 2012 (UTC) |
For Votes: 2 |
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Against Votes: 5 |
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File:Peter Griffish.gif (history, logs)
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A Peter Griffish swimming in the ocean. Image credit: Iwillkillyou333 |
Vote | Score: -4 |
Nomination: | - 03:50, February 15, 2012 (UTC) |
For Votes: 2 |
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Against Votes: 6 |
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Susan Boyle Playboy Cover (history, logs)
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BOYle oh BOYle Image credit: Maniac1075 |
Vote | Score: -3 |
Nomination: | -Maniac1075Complain Here 05:41, March 7, 2012 (UTC) |
For Votes: 0 |
No for votes |
Against Votes: 3 |
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Garfield's Cunt (history, logs)
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Image credit: User:FlameHorse |
Vote | Score: -3 |
Nomination: | -Maniac1075Complain Here 05:10, March 7, 2012 (UTC) |
For Votes: 1 |
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Against Votes: 4 |
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One Day In The Death of a North Korean Dictator (history, logs)
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"In Communist North Korea, dead animals kill you!" Image credit: Edogmad |
Vote | Score: -3 |
Nomination: | Edogmad (talk) 21:09, May 8, 2012 (UTC) |
For Votes: 3 |
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Against Votes: 6 |
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This started out by making fun of College Humor's North Korean Photoshop Tutorial because everything in the picture can be accurately content filled but the crowd which is shown in the video. Then I started merging in some other photos and was encouraged by one of my friends to place it on the Kim Jong-il article but I still wanted it here.
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File%25253ASpockPi%25252Epng (history, logs)
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Mister Spock astonishes his crewmates by reciting pi with remarkable accuracy. Image credit: Zombiebaron |
Vote | Score: -1 .14159265358979323846264338327950288419716939937510 |
Nomination: | Black flamingo |
For Votes: 10 |
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Against Votes: 11 |
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Antifreeze Kings (history, logs)
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Back in the day, Sally, Jeremy, Arthur, and I would gather in Chad's basement when his parents skipped town to let loose. One of our favorite games was Antifreeze Kings. Of course, it just started with some small laughs and rhymes, but one of us would always hit the floor within the hour. I could still hear the screams of "Somebody call poison control!" like it was yesterday. Damn good memories... I still miss Chad. Image credit: Zombiebaron |
Vote | Score: 0 fatal drinking games |
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For Votes: 9 |
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Against Votes: 9 |
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Recycle Bin Delete (history, logs)
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Deleting the Recycle Bin, also known as the Windows Desktop Paradox. Image credit: Flymousechiu |
Vote | Score: 1 paper balls in the Recycle Bin |
Nomination: | Flymousechiu (talk) 22:02, March 2, 2012 (UTC) |
For Votes: 7 |
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Against Votes: 6 |
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Nope%252C not getting out of this chair (history, logs)
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No he will not. Image credit: Iwillkillyou333 |
Vote | Score: -3 Pissed off T-80s |
Nomination: | - 04:32, May 27, 2012 (UTC) |
For Votes: 1 |
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Against Votes: 4 |
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Google Drive (history, logs)
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Google, a company with a history of cannibalizing old services and pooping out newer, flashier ones, decided obviousness was the best course of action when converting Docs to Drive. Image credit: Bizzeebeever |
Vote | Score: -3 recycled services |
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For Votes: 2 |
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The Sphincters of Egypt (history, logs)
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Looks like it's now easier to get into the Pyramids. Image credit: Fusion121 |
Vote | Score: -3 easy-access holes |
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President Pinkie Pie (history, logs)
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She's better than Obama. Image credit: Iwillkillyou333 |
Vote | Score: -4 |
Nomination: | - 20:10, August 21, 2012 (UTC) |
For Votes: 2 |
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Against Votes: 6 |
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Stay out of my orbital... (history, logs)
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Heisenberg: I might be the one who knocks... Image credit: Nikau |
Vote | Score: 3 ding-a-ling |
Nomination: | Nikau (talk) 15:53, April 28, 2012 (UTC) |
For Votes: 5 |
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Against Votes: 2 |
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Fast Sport Zombies on the loose (history, logs)
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A typical fast zombie. Scary? Yes. Hax? Yes. Image credit: Foof |
Vote | Score: 1 undead on sports |
Nomination: | 2nd Chance for me (because I was banned.) (Say) 03:18, May 26, 2012 (UTC) |
For Votes: 5 |
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Against Votes: 4 |
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Bladerunnertitle.jpg (history, logs)
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Blade runner, the epic movie of Atari's struggle, starring the troubled Rick Astley and his identity crisis, and Sonic the Hedgehog with his Off-world colony antics. Can Rick Deckard save the day using Chuck Norris Pokemon cards? Will Atari resurface from the toilet that they've made from themselves? Will Ridley Scott convince Deckard that Metroid is better than Pokemon? -Directed by Patrick Stewart. Image credit: --Reallybloodymental (talk) 23:20, October 19, 2012 (UTC) |
Vote | Score: -4 |
Nomination: | Reallybloodymental (talk) 23:20, October 19, 2012 (UTC) |
For Votes: 1 |
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Against Votes: 5 |
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Sorry I had to do this. It's my pride and joy. My first picture! It's an epic meme celebrity ridden picture. Edit: You say it's hilariously bad? Do you down vote it because it's unfunny? Personally I agree it is hilarious but not for any sort of pristine quality, just because it's immensely daft.
--Reallybloodymental (talk) 03:29, October 20, 2012 (UTC) But the humor in my article isn't completely random. Deckard and Pokemon decks, Ridley and Ridley from metroid + scotts man from kasumi ninja, ice skating and blade runner, sonic and off world colony, rick and rick (identity crisis), Atari going bust in real life (with a game released called Skyhammer (Piehammer). Also, in the picture, the contrast between old Ridley Scott and young Harrison Ford, the fact that Ridley is in it is weird in itself, Sonic the hedgehog and Rick Astley at the back overseeing and having greater status (Rick Astley looking confused in his little box) Atari blending in with the Bladerunner logo, Geoffrey Leonard looking limp with a Hockey stick ( a bit of a weird look for an action packed movie). It shows that the title of the film is ambiguous enough, and the events that take place in the film are varied and unusual enough, for weird ideas to be generated. i.e a totally cluttered title picture. Plus the title picture and the plot I wrote is perfectly fitting for epicness, because if you're making a joke about an epic film, how about making it epic in the wrong way. I have taken a perfect film, and ruined it by ridiculing the small details and introducing out of place characters. So that's my humor behind it all.
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UnMAC-banner.jpg (history, logs)
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iUnMac Banner Image credit: Fb |
Vote | Score: -2 |
Nomination: | Funnybony 19:11, Nov 11 |
For Votes: 0 |
No for votes |
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