User talk:QuackOfaThousandSuns

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Nice user name

Like I said. Good to meet you. Aleister in Chains 3:07 10 6 MMX

Template:Noun

The noinclude was to make the options all visible on the template page itself - that way, if there's... something off about one of them, or some such, it becomes immediately obvious. As it's just a noinclude, it only affects the template page, not pages on which the template is used. Admittedly the guy who implemented that change in the first place probably should have used an edit summary so folks might see why, and the guy who reverted you definitely shouldn't have done so without at least explaining it in some fashion, but Uncyclopedians... hopeless lot, they are.

Anyway, I hope this clears things up. 1234 ~ 18:03, 7 November 2011

Hello again

I said on a VFH nom, and want to tell you here, your username is one of the best usernames on the site. It's connection to the quotes about the atomic tests, but twisty, is genius. Aleister 13:47 23-3-'12

I agree. One of the best handles on this site. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 13:59, March 23, 2012 (UTC)

...Okay. Thanks, I guess. QuackOfaThousandSuns (talk) 00:09, March 28, 2012 (UTC)