User talk:SecondChanceForMe

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About your sig

I just created one for you at User:SecondChanceForMe/sig. It's nothing exciting, but if you want to use it change your preferences to have your sig as {{subst:nosubst|User:SecondChanceForMe/sig}}. Also tick the I want to use wiki text in my signature box if it's unticked. As I said, it's nothing exciting, but it means you can sign a page with four tildes (~~~~) which will leave a copy of your sig and a timestamp. Once you have a little more wiki-fu there are funkier things you can do with your sig (like mine), but for now the main thing to remember is that it should have your username, a link to your user page, and a link to your talk page. There are a few more things about it here. Pup 06:34 04 Mar '12

Pinkie Pie

Did you see my comment on the talk page of the article? --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 10:34, March 11, 2012 (UTC)

I would appreciate a reply. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 13:41, March 23, 2012 (UTC)

It was "rephrased" after you added that note. You may have to be clearer about your request. Nominally Humane! 04:23 23 Mar

Thanks Puppy. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 07:59, March 26, 2012 (UTC)

Pinkie's Pie's article could benefit by being more about Pinkie Pie- not sure where all the random sexual crap came from. Mind if I give it a fairly brutal edit? I'll save a copy of what's there now. --ExPinkie Pie (talk) 02:11, August 28, 2012 (UTC)

The operative word is 'improve'. Since the bulk of this is written by SecondChanceForMe then I suggest you collaborate. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 06:38, August 28, 2012 (UTC)

Award from UN:REQ

This user created My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic, an article originally requested on Uncyclopedia:Requested articles. You're welcome!

Ponies

Please stop putting pony pictures in random articles. Thank you. -- Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 20:06, April 24, 2012 (UTC)

I would like to bring your attention to this forum

Forum:Vote to De-Op Lyrithya Nominally Humane! 03:20 07 May

A message to Princess Celestia

Att:Princess Celestia

DEAR PRINCESS MOLESTIACELESTIA

Today I learned that scammers are fucked up British arse hole who wants to consume all my money for cow poop and extra cricket balls for their game. I want to kill them all using a potato and end their colonization of China so I finally get my bukkake noodles all over again.

Also, the next time I see you I'll tale your crown away and I'll be pronounce idiotic leader of Equestria.

Love, GiromC SecondChanceForMe

PS: I ate Princess Cadence's husband for the lulz

Moses Blah

I've added this to QVFD as it's an "unlikely" redirect. Was there any purpose in creating it? Nominally Humane! 11:32 17 Jul

Moses Blah. Might be a better redirect to Liberia. ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Tue, Jul 17 '12 11:48 (UTC)