User talk:GiromCalica
Oh Dear...[edit source]
Hello, GiromCalica, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! Unfortunately, we've noticed that your contributions - not to put too fine a point on it - have been crap. Basically, we think you're a spammer/vandal/10-year-old. But don't despair! We have ways to make you talk.. ahem. I mean, there are ways to get you out of this mess.
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08:00, October 21, 2011 (UTC)
Removing ICU Tags[edit source]
That's a big no-no. If you want to work on something, create it on your own user page first in case you can't finish the article. You can always ask an admin if you have queries. --
RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 10:59, December 3, 2011 (UTC)
Red Links[edit source]
If you put something on your user page (name, credit card details, shoe size etc) and make a sig, it will make it easier for people to contact you. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 14:30, December 16, 2011 (UTC)
I've started so I will finish[edit source]
I have given you a two day ban for starting half a dozen articles but not finishing them. That's not on. You either finish one in main space or start them in your own user pages. Before you do any more edits, respond to this message when you come back otherwise the ban will be a lot longer. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 15:17, December 21, 2011 (UTC)
It's quite simple[edit source]
Two week ban for repeat offences. Next time it will be infinite. I am only being generous because you are not just acting like a vandal but your contributions are not up to standard. Failure to respond to messages on your talk page are not helping your cause either. If you do return and just go back to what you are doing before then you will be banned for good. It's really that simple. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 10:51, December 24, 2011 (UTC)