User:SecondChanceForMe

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This user is Catholic, and believes articles become featured through good works, not faith.	BS This userpage is bullshit.	This user rejects the theory of global warming, or at least thinks it's someone else's problem.	This user is a complete, irredeemable exhaust pipe. They are Bat Fuck Insane, and terrorise at a LSD.
♂ This user is a boy and is made of trucks, trains, and airplanes.	This user is a paladin. Hide your demons and undead.		This user has found Jesus, and is therefore no longer a threat to society.
This user's head A SPLODE.	This user is a Filipino. Don't look them in the eye—they'll bite you in the ass like a rabid dog.	This user is a philosopher.	This Uncyclopedian is happy to be 100% straight.

ABYSS This user has survived the wretched dark place we call The Abyss.	I do not believe in evolution, I prefer the alternate theory of Intelligent Design. I cannot go to hell because there is none.	I am an assassin, and can kill you anywhere you go from in the shadows. Fear me!	This user is licensed to spell.
This user is Single and will take anything they can get! Even you could get lucky with 'em.	This user is a level 13 Wizard. They see the fnords.	This user is an Asian, and probably lives at an internet cafe playing Ragnarok 24/7. id2	This is an anti-nuclear area; if you are a Zombie, note that you are alive from the dead no-more, and will be eradicated within 5 seconds.
This user is an angel.	This user is ARR-some!	{{{1}}} This user is {{{1}}} years old. Woop-ti-doo.	This user is afraid, scared, and alone; they would much rather be tortured by some evil cult. You can help by taking them under your wing and beating them like a ginger stepchild.

HELLO I'M THE WORST NIGHTMARE OF EVERYONE. YOU ALL WATCH OUT KIDS, BECAUSE PAPA WILL SHIVER YER ONIONS. NOW GET.

Pages I made

• My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic
• Pinkie Pie
• HowTo:Tie your shoes
• Disharmony
• DJ Pon-3
• Ip Man
• Why?:Become Rich
• UnNews:Cheerilee murders student, said homicide sparked theories and reasons why said murderer killed student

Pages I lol to

• Sun
• HowTo:Get things for free
• HowTo:Build a Pyramid of Skulls
• HowTo:Be a Good Catholic
• Inbox
• Morning Wood
• Brainstorming
• SEHS
• SYNTAX ERROR
• UnBooks:The Sun
• HowTo:Calm Down
• December 21, 2012
• Seven Deadly Sins
• HowTo:Become Stupid in 21 days
• UnNews:Some guy does some stuff