Uncyclopedia:VFP/Failed/archive23

Print Screen.gif (history, logs)

Featured picture candidate
Snapshot of a snapshot of a snapshot of a snapshot of a snapshot of a snapshot of a snapshot........ Image credit: Author/Uploader: User:Pecnut/talk (on 11 February 2007) (Used in: Print Screen) Archive - Discuss this image

Vote	Score: -3
Nomination:	[(Sam DiSanto)] / Please Find The Link To My Talk Page / (twitter/Wiki) 21:03, November 20, 2010 (UTC)
For Votes: 0	No for votes
Against Votes: 3	Against. In what age was that picture taken? —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 21:17, 20 November 2010 Text based and not actually that funny. ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101120 - 22:07 (UTC) Against -- The Zombiebaron 22:13, November 20, 2010 (UTC)
Comments	rm; -3 -- The Zombiebaron 22:14, November 20, 2010 (UTC)

Bill O'Reilly's Fitness Ultimatum (history, logs)

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First game in the O'Reilly Factor Games studio series. Yes I nominated myself. Image credit: photoshop by chronarion Archive - Discuss this image

Vote	Score: -3
Nomination:	Chronarion 08:42, November 13, 2010 (UTC)
For Votes: 3	Chronarion because this was really nommed by Chronarion. --Mn-z 02:44, November 14, 2010 (UTC)  Chronarion C'mon Chronarion go. --MRAZ 02:46, November 14, 2010 (UTC)  For. Who the hell is Chronarion!? Sir Ptok-BentonicznyPisz tutaj • KUN 19:06, November 18, 2010 (UTC)
Against Votes: 6	Against. I don't care who nominated it... I don't get it. ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101113 - 18:39 (UTC)  Zombiebaron Text-based. Isn't there some rule about noobs nominating things on VFP? --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 05:55, November 14, 2010 (UTC) piiiiiiiiiissssssssssssssss --Roman Dog Bird 18:27, November 15, 2010 (UTC) Zombiebaron -- The Zombiebaron 22:39, November 16, 2010 (UTC) Against. I don't get it either. --Dame 14:09, November 19, 2010 (UTC) Eggs. I hope I've made myself clear. --Black Flamingo 14:35, November 25, 2010 (UTC)
Comments	Abstain. I liked the "Let's Do It Live" thingy, but I'm honestly not sure what fitness and video games have to do with Bill O'Reilly. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 21:04, 13 November 2010 rm; -3 -- The Zombiebaron 19:01, November 28, 2010 (UTC)

Stalking (history, logs)

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Because the relationship only ends when you say it does. Image credit: Rei Archive - Discuss this image

Vote	Score: -4
Nomination:	121.220.16.152 22:42, December 1, 2010 (UTC)
For Votes: 1	for. better then the other shit on VFP. --121.220.16.152 22:42, December 1, 2010 (UTC) 4--139.168.2.167 10:35, December 4, 2010 (UTC)
Against Votes: 5	worse then the other shit on VFP. --Roman Dog Bird 22:54, December 1, 2010 (UTC) Zombiebaron -- The Zombiebaron 21:54, December 2, 2010 (UTC) Mah. Just meh. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 21:54, 3 December 2010 Modusoperandi --Mn-z 04:24, December 4, 2010 (UTC) I could have sword I voted against this... guess not. ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) • (stalk) -- 20101204 - 04:39 (UTC)
Comments	rm; -4 -- The Zombiebaron 18:14, December 4, 2010 (UTC)

Kentstate chimp.jpg (history, logs)

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Laying down on the job hippie? And a chimp too! Is the chimp's girlfriend singing an opera? She's got a pretty good voice! Image credit: Brett Bretterson Archive - Discuss this image

Vote	Score: -4
Nomination:	Magical Man 01:32, December 10, 2010 (UTC)
For Votes: 1	For. Laying down on the job hippie? And a chimp too! Is the chimp's girlfriend singing an opera? She's got a pretty good voice! --Magical Man 01:32, December 10, 2010 (UTC)
Against Votes: 5	No. Just because you nommed this chimp, you've completely ruined it for the rest of eternity. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 01:30, 10 December 2010 Naw. I'm sure the chimp will get over it, though. 1234 ~ 01:44, 10 December, 2010 Against. I've uploaded a version of this image that I find funny. -- The Zombiebaron 07:21, December 10, 2010 (UTC) Against. I'm with Socky, the Chimp is probably in inner turmoil. -Dame 21:32, December 10, 2010 (UTC) I don't get it. --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 22:58, December 10, 2010 (UTC)
Comments	Rm, -3. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 00:31, December 11, 2010 (UTC)

Gay Duck Necrophilia (history, logs)

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Gay Duck Necrophilia. Nuff Said. Image credit: MeepStarLives Archive - Discuss this image

Vote	Score: 1 dead ducks
Nomination:	me -- Soldat Teh PWNerator (pwnt!) 22:24, Sep 23
For Votes: 11	-- Soldat Teh PWNerator (pwnt!) 22:24, Sep 23 For: I saw this picture on Image Request and I was like "Wow look at that it is funny." -- The Zombiebaron 04:37, September 24, 2010 (UTC) There's always room for more gay necrophiliac ducks. ~ 12:28, September 24, 2010 (UTC)  For. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 13:22, 24 September 2010 Don't see why not. --Black Flamingo 19:57, September 24, 2010 (UTC) Look Like Gay Duck Well Just Have Moments In Time of n00b. Assalamualaikum my Talkneed work: 16:19, October 12, 2010 (UTC)  For. Not technically brilliant but funny. I think it's better that it is not the best quality cause somehow I think gay duck necrophila could only get worse with detail. --Dame 11:22, October 19, 2010 (UTC)  For. Feature, it should be on every page on Uncy. Aleister 23:35 23 10 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA --Roman Dog Bird 18:58, November 11, 2010 (UTC)  For. this is by far the funniest one ive seen today. love it :)--Ilovemyfiance18 04:55, November 26, 2010 (UTC)ilovemyfiance  dicks lol - Not particularly sincere, Sir ColinAYBCUNVFHWhoringMore Whoring at 22:35, Tuesday 07 December 2010 -
Against Votes: 10	Weak against. I kind of get what is going on here, but without the title I couldn't have a clue. The picture itself just isn't done as well as it could of. Because of that, it doesn't garner the laughs it could of, for me. And it kind of creeps me out, as well.-- (CUN) 05:36, September 24, 2010 (UTC) Against. Aye, image itself just isn't good enough. Squashed-like and messed-up shadows and stuff, even, let alone the lack of subject clarity. ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20100924 - 06:04 (UTC)  Against. perspective is off, aa is the shadows. The ducks look way too large with respect to the background. The two on the right especially. The overall image size is also too small, especially for how busy it is. This image should probably be about 600x800 or so. If its too small, it will be unnecessarily blurry and look bad, if its too large, artifacts of the editing won't be smoothed out and it will look bad. --Mn-z 13:57, September 25, 2010 (UTC) Against, bring me something classy. -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)  Against. It's way too messed up to see what's going on. Special Cases talk /sign 19:38, November 9, 2010 (UTC) Against. I'm missing the funny here. Missing it by a long way. --UU - natter 10:01, Nov 11 What Not to be a buzzkill, but what? --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 06:06, November 14, 2010 (UTC) I don't think so. --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 21:19, November 28, 2010 (UTC) Nope! -- 06:00, December 1, 2010 (UTC) Um... no. --Dancing dude 01:11, December 3, 2010 (UTC)
Comments	failed VFP -- The Zombiebaron 07:13, December 16, 2010 (UTC)

Grand Theft Equus.png (history, logs)

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In the lawless, order-deprived days of the American West, horse-based offenses were considered to be especially heinous. These are their stories. Image credit: MeepStarLives Archive - Discuss this image

Vote	Score: 0 brand new, totally original games
Nomination:	Black Flamingo
For Votes: 5	For. --Black Flamingo 19:57, September 24, 2010 (UTC) For. -- Sir Ptok-BentonicznyPisz tutaj • KUN 01:15, October 3, 2010 (UTC) For Good. Hahahahaha -- User:MRAZ 16:41, October 15, 2010 (UTC)  For. Red Dead + GTA... you'll give R* ideas. -- Prof. Olipro KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 11:11, November 6, 2010 (UTC)  I love it! -- 05:46, December 1, 2010 (UTC)
Against Votes: 5	Against: The hand is kinda pixally, the whole image is very texty, and making fun of Grand Theft Auto hasn't been fashionable for like half a decade. -- The Zombiebaron 05:00, September 26, 2010 (UTC) Also, the top of his sleeve is black and white while the bottom is red. -- The Zombiebaron 05:02, September 26, 2010 (UTC) What the zombie guy said. That, and the colours that are there do not even match... ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20100926 - 06:09 (UTC)  Against. per above. And the image feels "off" for some reason. --Mn-z 21:56, September 28, 2010 (UTC)  Against. The GTA thing has seriously been done to death. --Dame 11:17, October 19, 2010 (UTC) Against. Oh good, a GTA-related image. Haven't seen one of those before - it's what the world has been crying out for. --UU - natter 10:04, Nov 11  Against. Accurate --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 05:59, November 14, 2010 (UTC)
Comments	At least these are all problems with the source image, which is admittedly pixelated at that size, in some browser configs more than others . Those other aesthetic issues you'll have to take up with Rockstar's art department, who obviously thought along the same lines!--KUN VFH POTM VFP(IMAGES⇔TALK) 18:50, September 26, 2010 (UTC) failed VFP -- The Zombiebaron 07:16, December 16, 2010 (UTC)

Humanist Manifesto IV (history, logs)

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I've heard that John Lydon spent days in his Microsoft Paint laboratory working on this masterpiece. It also has to do with hijackings or guns or something. Image credit: John Lydon Archive - Discuss this image

Vote	Score: 0.5 hours spent in Microsoft Paint
Nomination:	Leutnant Herr Thatdamnedfollowspot 03:32 Thursday, October 7, 2010
For Votes: 9.5	Nom & for. Quite possibly one of the most outstanding pieces of artwork this site has ever seen! Leutnant Herr Thatdamnedfollowspot 03:32 Thursday, October 7, 2010  For. Better than I could do, certainly. Outstanding work. ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101007 - 03:37 (UTC)  For. Outstanding. He stands out, doesn't he? -- Style  Guide 15:14, October 8, 2010 (UTC)  Strongest possible for --EMC [TALK] 20:01 Oct 10 2010  For. Guy get better --User:MRAZ Oct 14, 2010  For. Sir Ptok-BentonicznyPisz tutaj • KUN 22:44, October 17, 2010 (UTC)  For. I can't wait to see Humanist Manifesto V Aleister 23:39 23 10  For. Because featuring this would be inherently funny, or something. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 18:09, 25 October 2010 for. --121.220.16.152 22:36, December 1, 2010 (UTC) Hey guys am I cool enough to make a joke vote on a nom that's two months old? --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 01:12, December 10, 2010 (UTC)
Against Votes: 9	Against. .jpg format. Everyone knows non-photographic images should be uploaded in a non-lossy format, such as .png. --Mn-z 16:57, October 7, 2010 (UTC)  Literary Against Clearly the expression on the face of the carjacker, in its quiet and perfect sadness, uncovers a deeply complex and conflicted character, a troubled human being who is deeply regretful of the traumatizing effect his actions have on the car's passengers, but tosses them on the pavement and beats them anyway,all the while wishing his career path had not come to involve leaving behind a trail of spurting bodies,mangled cop cars,unheeded stop lights, unconvincing prostitutes, and the fractured psyches that result from having annoying cousins call you every five minutes about going to see "big amerr-e-can titeez". But the emotion is far too well developed for a Grand Theft Auto game.KUN VFH POTM VFP(IMAGES⇔TALK) 18:12, October 7, 2010 (UTC) Zombiebaron: This image was funny when I first saw it come up in Recent Changes and in the context that it was originally created for. I don't think that it is funny enough to be a featured image (mainly because it's not very funny outside of it's original context). For examples of featured images from 2005 that share a similar concept as this image please see: here and here. In fact, if you were to combine those two pictures you might get this picture. -- The Zombiebaron 03:50, October 13, 2010 (UTC) Against Per Zombiebaron & Meep. --Dame 11:16, October 19, 2010 (UTC) Against. Oh good, a high-quality MS Paint image. What a novel idea for a VFP nom. Ha. Ha. --UU - natter 10:15, Nov 11 AgainstSticky stick-up men! No. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 13:35, November 17, 2010 (UTC)  Against. --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 15:52, November 30, 2010 (UTC) Against. --Black Flamingo 15:06, December 2, 2010 (UTC)  Against. .jpg. Should be .png. --AwesomeName 12:06, December 6, 2010 (UTC)
Comments	failed VFP -- The Zombiebaron 07:18, December 16, 2010 (UTC)

God-kills-twiligt-kitten.jpg (history, logs)

Featured picture candidate
But think of the kittens! Image credit: TheHappySpaceman Archive - Discuss this image

Vote	Score: -3
Nomination:	Scofield 15:06, December 21, 2010 (UTC)
For Votes: 1	For. I may be a Twi-hard, but I loved this image's absurdity! It's the best one in the Twilight article! --Scofield 15:06, December 21, 2010 (UTC) What's a Twi-hard? Does it mean you get a hard-on from Twilight? O_o —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 15:12, 21 December 2010
Against Votes: 4	Against. Just no. -- The Zombiebaron 19:36, December 21, 2010 (UTC) That's... ah... what? 1234 ~ 19:53, 21 December 2010  Zombiebaron because no-one has made a gay zombie movie yet. --Mn-z 03:22, December 22, 2010 (UTC) No. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 05:17, December 22, 2010 (UTC)
Comments	rm; -3 -- The Zombiebaron 07:56, December 22, 2010 (UTC)

Shark Jesus (history, logs)

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On January 18th, 2008 a shark in a Hungarian aquarium immaculately gave birth to the second coming of Jesus Christ. Image credit: Zombiebaron Archive - Discuss this image

Vote	Score: 2.5 aquatic saviors
Nomination:	Zombiebaron
For Votes: 10.5	Self Nom and For. It's been awhile since anything of mine was nominated on VFP (as far as I know). Since I don't seem to be able to think of any funny new image ideas, I've decided to self nominate an old image of mine from 2008. -- The Zombiebaron 04:41, October 22, 2010 (UTC) For. Go eat shit fuckers! -- – Preceding unsigned comment added by 88.170.36.239 (talk • contribs) Me & You. WTF Is a Jesus Shark User_talk:MRAZ 19:45, October 23, 2010 (UTC) Fin. -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me) For. Does that make new Jesus part lawyer? -Dame 13:16, October 24, 2010 (UTC)  For. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 18:10, 25 October 2010 I remember seeing this some time ago and actually thought it was already featured. Strong for. --Black Flamingo 14:36, October 28, 2010 (UTC)  Contents: Shark and Jesus. How could you not vote for? – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 02:03 Oct 30, 2010  For. - The creator of this image is almost as brilliant as the writer of the article. -- Thankful Kippy Share blessings Bountiful harvest 02:28, Oct. 30, 2010  For. go go Jezii Sir Ptok-BentonicznyPisz tutaj • KUN 00:55, November 7, 2010 (UTC)  Fiore Gives me chills up my spine, of pleasure! Aleister 1:38 8 12
Against Votes: 8	Against. Jesii, LOL. --Mn-z 14:15, October 23, 2010 (UTC) The shark's head is just not well-attached. It looks like a hollow thingy was just put on whatever's under the sharksuit... and if that's the intent, then this is an against vote out of sheer confusion. ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101023 - 15:05 (UTC) Fuckers. Go against eat shit! --Roman Dog Bird 22:10, November 4, 2010 (UTC)  Against. - If you improve the blending on the head though, I'd consider changing my vote. -- Prof. Olipro KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 11:09, November 6, 2010 (UTC) Against. 1. Head is jarring against the rest of the pic. 2. Really struggling to see how this is, y'know, funny. --UU - natter 10:32, Nov 11 against. --124.176.168.87 09:00, November 16, 2010 (UTC) against. Why a shark? Why not a goldfish??--RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 13:39, November 17, 2010 (UTC) crapphotoshopfail--Poiz,Teh zork master!!! 01:21, December 8, 2010 (UTC) You are not Christians! --95.41.209.84 16:31, December 12, 2010 (UTC) Some are, some aren't. What? 1234 ~ 18:02, 12 December, 2010 Half against I don't like it, but I don't hate it. Nominally Humane! some time Wednesday, 06:09, Dec 22 2010 UTC
Comments	rm; failed VFP -- The Zombiebaron 19:27, December 22, 2010 (UTC)

The Creation of Jimbo (history, logs)

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Widely heralded as one of Michelangelo's greater masterpieces, the Creation of Jimbo graces the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel to this day, reminding all those penitent enough to look up of where their wikis came from. Image credit: Lyrithya, for them bloody banners. Archive - Discuss this image

Vote	Score: -3.5 divine contemplations
Nomination:	~ *shifty eyes* (talk) • (stalk) -- 20101128 - 19:52 (UTC)
For Votes: 1	Self-nom and for. I couldn't think of anything better to nominate. ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) • (stalk) -- 20101128 - 19:52 (UTC)
Against Votes: 4.5	Against. As part of the sitenotice this image is featured on every page of the site at the moment. Be that as it may I don't really find it funny although it is certainly well made. -- The Zombiebaron 20:32, November 28, 2010 (UTC) against. --121.220.16.152 22:37, December 1, 2010 (UTC) Zombiebaron --Mn-z 04:25, December 4, 2010 (UTC) The banners are great, and really well made, but they don't really work without the context of the Wikia spoof. --Black Flamingo 20:05, December 6, 2010 (UTC) this is seriously the only image up at the moment, wowzers --Roman Dog Bird 22:34, December 24, 2010 (UTC)
Comments	-3.5, fail'd. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 04:29, December 27, 2010 (UTC)

William Shakespear is Sad (history, logs)

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On William Shakespear make a Sad well not Mustache is Can't Shakespearing Image credit: Original and Me Archive - Discuss this image

Vote	Score: -3 Their William Shakespear Crying
Nomination:	MRAZ 14:21, December 31, 2010 (UTC)
For Votes: 1	For. oh just crying made by Photoscape. MRAZ 14:21, December 31, 2010 (UTC) Self Nom + For 1 --MRAZ 07:06, January 1, 2011 (UTC)
Against Votes: 4	I don't think so. I am not impressed. --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 17:25, December 31, 2010 (UTC) No. 1234 ~ 17:43, 31 December 2010 Against -- The Zombiebaron 17:27, January 1, 2011 (UTC) Zombiebaron -- Sir Ptok-BentonicznyPisz tutaj • KUN 16:33, January 2, 2011 (UTC)
Comments	Why the fuck are you voting For twice? Do the admins need to block you again? --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 14:14, January 1, 2011 (UTC) Begs the question... is it so hard to follow instructions? Vote struck, anyhow. 1234 ~ 15:17, 1 January 2011 rm; -3 -- The Zombiebaron 17:33, January 2, 2011 (UTC)

Shit Cross (history, logs)

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Ephemeral. Timeless. Shit. Image credit: Zombiebaron Archive - Discuss this image

Vote	Score: -3 shitty shit shits
Nomination:	Algorithm 07:50, January 18, 2011 (UTC)
For Votes: 4	Strong For. Definitely one of my favorite images ever. -- The Zombiebaron 08:16, January 18, 2011 (UTC) --Roman Dog Bird 06:20, January 19, 2011 (UTC) For The lack of depth is amazingly presented. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 06:26, January 19, 2011 (UTC) For I'd hate to see the rosary. --Omnifluff 16:35, January 19, 2011 (UTC)
Against Votes: 7	Nomination and against. --Algorithm 07:50, January 18, 2011 (UTC) Against. Should be eating more bran. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 05:05, January 19, 2011 (UTC) Eww. I've seen better, anyhow. 1234 ~ 05:15, 19 January 2011 BUTT POOP!!!! --Mn-z 02:24, January 20, 2011 (UTC) Against. Per forever and always. --UU - natter 11:11, Jan 21 *Sigh*... -- Sf13 1124 EST 22 JAN 2011  Nah. It's just too... shitty. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 16:38, 22 January 2011
Comments	I cannada vote a afor it and I cannada vote against it. It is good and bad both coming and going. Aleister 3:37 24-1-'11 Rm, -3. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 07:31, January 25, 2011 (UTC)

SquirrelBounceBall.gif‎ (history, logs)

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Insert image caption here Image credit: Insert image credits here Archive - Discuss this image

Vote	Score: 0
Nomination:	Waylander37 13:45, January 24, 2011 (UTC)
For Votes: 1	for --Waylander37 13:48, January 24, 2011 (UTC)
Against Votes: 1	Against This isn't an original image, so it's ineligible. Sorry. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 13:49, January 24, 2011 (UTC)
Comments	Yup, unoriginal; been floating around longer. 1234 ~ 13:52, 24 January 2011 Rm, -3. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 07:32, January 25, 2011 (UTC)

McDomoKun (history, logs)

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I bet this is tasty Image credit: MeepStarLives Archive - Discuss this image

Vote	Score: -3
Nomination:	~  16:25, January 31, 2011 (UTC)
For Votes: 2	Nom&For Nice image. Not so hard to create but very nice. --~  16:25, January 31, 2011 (UTC) Super for. There is nothing to get, it is a well made adburd image. It is really really reall great (would be even better in an article though no???) – Preceding unsigned comment added by Shabidoo (talk • contribs)
Against Votes: 5	Against. I don't get it. -- The Zombiebaron 21:03, January 31, 2011 (UTC) Neither do I. 1234 ~ 05:49, 1 February 2011 what's the joke --Roman Dog Bird 05:52, February 1, 2011 (UTC) Grues --Mn-z 22:23, February 2, 2011 (UTC) Smite. Didn't really do it for me Gen. Fudgem0bile Save money by killing hookers. 03:16, February 3, 2011 (UTC)
Comments	Abstain. It's a nice image, but not exceptional enough for the front page. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 15:56, 1 February 2011 rm; -3 -- The Zombiebaron 08:14, February 4, 2011 (UTC)

Uncyclopedia Puzzle Potato.svg (history, logs)

Featured picture candidate
The Untato, ported to SVG format. I tried to duplicate the "coffee stained" effect, which wasn't very easy. See wikipedia:Vector graphics if you don't know why that's amazing. Image credit: Airhogs777 Archive - Discuss this image

Vote	Score: -3
Nomination:	I nominated this. —DCCLXXVII (complaints • resume • • • • WP • UMF • GoogHelp • AWA • WA) 02:10, February 6, 2011 (UTC)
For Votes: 1	I'm for this, and I nominated it. —DCCLXXVII (complaints • resume • • • • WP • UMF • GoogHelp • AWA • WA) 02:10, February 6, 2011 (UTC)
Against Votes: 4	Against. This is basically the same as the site's logo. The logo is already "featured" at the top of every article. Also, the letters on the top left piece are "rcm". Despite those facts and the fact this image doesn't even attempt to be humorous, it does look good. -- The Zombiebaron 02:17, February 6, 2011 (UTC) It's lacking even what texture the original has. And while that would be doable with patience and precision, it'd still just be a copy of the site logo. 1234 ~ 02:24, 6 February 2011 While it's beautifully done (in stark contrast to Wikipedia's new vectorized logo which looks ugly compared to their previous logo), VFP isn't really for this kind of pictures.  Against per Zombiebaron, basically. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 02:25, 6 February 2011 No Damn. I don't remember the last time I voted against something :P Sir Ptok-BentonicznyPisz tutaj • KUN 22:47, February 6, 2011 (UTC)
Comments	rm; -3 -- The Zombiebaron 05:21, February 8, 2011 (UTC)

File:Dumbledore-is-Gay-harry-potter.jpg (history, logs)

Featured picture candidate
The Daily Prophet's competition Image credit: Maniac1075 Archive - Discuss this image

Vote	Score: 1 maniaków
Nomination:	Sir Ptok-BentonicznyPisz tutaj • KUN 15:43, February 7, 2011 (UTC)
For Votes: 2	Nom and for Sir Ptok-BentonicznyPisz tutaj • KUN 15:43, February 7, 2011 (UTC)  For. Made pretty well and has different angles of humour and it explains so many unanswered questions about the series... --Sir Oliphaunte (განხილვა)   16:58, February 7, 2011 (UTC)
Against Votes: 1	Against. So...ummm...it's basically just a bunch of text. I mean, if it was a picture of Dumbledore and his gay lover Gandalf...that would be a totally different thing. Also, I feel like the magazine should be called Muggles. -- The Zombiebaron 05:28, February 8, 2011 (UTC)
Comments	rm; also, this image is definitely unoriginal -- The Zombiebaron 05:31, February 8, 2011 (UTC)

Roflcopter.gif (history, logs)

Featured picture candidate
Behold! The ROFLCOPTER! Image credit: George VI Archive - Discuss this image

Vote	Score: -1
Nomination:	Scofield 19:50, March 5, 2011 (UTC)
For Votes: 2	ROFL If this isn't worth a feature, I don't know what is. --Scofield 19:50, March 5, 2011 (UTC)  For. Its stupid and random, but its LOLOLOLOLOL - The admirable Lord Frosty the Snowman 03:36, March 6, 2011 (UTC)
Against Votes: 3	Against. Honestly, I have no freaking idea what I'm looking at. pillow talk 20:24, March 5, 2011 (UTC) Okay, we have a weird problem where animated gifs don't always animate, and I don't know what's up with that. But - I am 100% sure this is not original; I've seen it before, years ago. pillow talk 20:26, March 5, 2011 (UTC) Yeah, I'll just put in an actual vote. Same reason. 1234 ~ 02:24, 6 March 2011 I'm laughing my balls off right now. --Roman Dog Bird 02:58, March 6, 2011 (UTC)
Comments	Is this original? The guy doesn't include it in his list of things he did... 1234 ~ 20:20, 5 March 2011 Unoriginal for sure. Predated by a few weeks by this Youtube video, though the .gif was probably around before then as well. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 03:44, March 6, 2011 (UTC) Removed; unoriginal. 1234 ~ 04:12, 6 March 2011

File:Lucifer's friend.JPG (history, logs)

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Not the best picture ever made. But hey, at least it's worth a chance. It was created on a program called paint on my computer, so that's why its not professional artwork. Image credit: Lucyfer Archive - Discuss this image

Vote	Score: -3
Nomination:	Lucyfer & his friend, Wlado!
For Votes: 2	Lucyfer & his friend, Wlado! 22:01, March 4, 2011 (UTC) The best picture ever made. --Roman Dog Bird 03:02, March 6, 2011 (UTC)
Against Votes: 5	hell yeah! -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 22:07, March 4, 2011 (UTC) Such impeccable artistry... I'm in awe. 1234 ~ 22:09, 4 March 2011 Per above. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 11:01, 5 March 2011 Skillz. -Dame 20:22, March 5, 2011 (UTC)  Sockpuppet of an unregistered user --Mn-z 02:56, March 6, 2011 (UTC)
Comments	rm; -3 -- The Zombiebaron 04:46, March 6, 2011 (UTC)

Chandler's orient express.jpg (history, logs)

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Insert image caption here Image credit: Sonje Archive - Discuss this image

Vote	Score: -3
Nomination:	Sog1970 12:46, March 4, 2011 (UTC)
For Votes: 1	For. Because everything Sonje does is brilliant but this captures the whole article spot on.Sog1970 12:46, March 4, 2011 (UTC)
Against Votes: 4	I guess I must be uneducated because I had to look up who Raymond Chandler was. Now that I've looked him up I don't really understand what is funny about changing Agatha Christie's name with his. If you explain it and I laugh I will change my vote. -- The Zombiebaron 04:55, March 6, 2011 (UTC) I, on the other hand, don't really give a damn. --Roman Dog Bird 04:57, March 6, 2011 (UTC) Not funny on its own. 1234 ~ 05:20, 6 March 2011 Again thanks but it also doesn't work outside of the article. -Dame 16:24, March 6, 2011 (UTC)
Comments	rm; -3 -- The Zombiebaron 18:54, March 6, 2011 (UTC)

Rd abridged classics.jpg (history, logs)

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Abridged Abridged Classics - cutting through millions of useless words to get to the end sooner. Image credit: Sonje Archive - Discuss this image

Vote	Score: -3 axe users
Nomination:	Sog1970 12:49, March 4, 2011 (UTC)
For Votes: 4	For. Sonje's genius requires no explanation but my article needed a cover picture and she came up with this. --Sog1970 12:49, March 4, 2011 (UTC) For But needs a caption ;P Sir Ptok-BentonicznyPisz tutaj • KUN 20:36, March 4, 2011 (UTC)  For. Nice, and it already summarizes itself so maybe no caption is needed. And I think the cuts you see, Mimo, might be light shining from the ax handle and not a bad chop. Good pic! Aleister 23:49 4-3-'11  For. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 11:02, 5 March 2011
Against Votes: 7	Zombiebaron -- The Zombiebaron 04:51, March 6, 2011 (UTC) I don't get it. --Roman Dog Bird 04:55, March 6, 2011 (UTC) Works well for the article, but it's a relatively quick and simple piece that also just isn't funny on its own. 1234 ~ 05:18, 6 March 2011 Self-against. Thanks for the nom Soggy but I agree its not good enough for vfp, needs the article to work. -Dame 16:20, March 6, 2011 (UTC)  Against. per author self-against. --Mn-z 18:56, March 6, 2011 (UTC) Against The axe looking horrible, and the image isn't funny. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 22:01, March 12, 2011 (UTC) Against. Per Jesus. --Black Flamingo 14:51, March 13, 2011 (UTC)
Comments	Abstain. The axe isn't nice cutted but the rest of the image is fine. --~  20:41, March 4, 2011 (UTC) rm; -3 -- The Zombiebaron 19:10, March 13, 2011 (UTC)

A Drug Called Charlie Sheen (history, logs)

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This will make you a fucking epic warlock. Image credit: Vcelloho Archive - Discuss this image

Vote	Score: -3 Rock Stars from Mars
Nomination:	Vcelloho 16:24, March 10, 2011 (UTC)
For Votes: 6	Sir Ptok-BentonicznyPisz tutaj • KUN 19:18, March 11, 2011 (UTC)  For. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 19:22, 11 March 2011  For. -Vcelloho 05:09, March 12, 2011 (UTC)  For. Charlie Sheen is the embodiment of an average IP on this site. (talk) 05:12, March 12, 2011 (UTC)  For. -- Lost Labyrinth • (t) • (c) • (a) 15:33, March 13, 2011 (UTC)  For. NOW CHARLIE SHEEN IS WINNING! -- Lollipop - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! 01:52, March 15, 2011 (UTC)
Against Votes: 9	Against One of the least funny images of Sheen around the Internet. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 21:49, March 12, 2011 (UTC) Even after the removal of the upper text, it still isn't funny enough. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 07:37, March 13, 2011 (UTC) Yeah. 1234 ~ 02:18, 15 March 2011 I had to look up the fellow, and I still don't get it. Also, the composition could use work. 1234 ~ 21:56, 12 March 2011 Oh shut up why don't you --Roman Dog Bird 03:37, March 23, 2011 (UTC) Zombiebaron It is very texty. However, the text on the top of the box is obviously totally unrelated to Charlie Sheen (it seems to be in a foreign language). Also the text on the green part ("Side effects include..." et cetera) is very hard to read, even at full size. With a few tweaks this image could be improved greatly. But also Charlie Sheen jokes have already pretty old. -- The Zombiebaron 22:14, March 12, 2011 (UTC) No. --Black Flamingo 14:48, March 13, 2011 (UTC) Just not....funny. -I have a talking zombie 15:57, March 13, 2011 (UTC) Neh. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 19:03, March 15, 2011 (UTC)  Against. Just no. - LOL vandalz 16:00, March 19, 2011 (UTC) Penis --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 03:14, March 23, 2011 (UTC) suck my cock --Roman Dog Bird 03:37, March 23, 2011 (UTC)
Comments	I laughed + nice quality = for Sir Ptok-BentonicznyPisz tutaj • KUN 19:19, March 11, 2011 (UTC) Note the non-English text at the top, so it isn't even finished. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 22:00, March 12, 2011 (UTC) A text image on which the text ain't even done, eh? 1234 ~ 22:04, 12 March 2011 Removed; -3 1234 ~ 04:12, 23 March 2011

Anullwarts (history, logs)

Featured picture candidate
Badge of Anullwarts School of Magic and Mystery for Spoilbitches and Wise-arses. Much of the action within the Hairy Porker tales revolve around Anullwarts. Image credit: Mhaille Archive - Discuss this image

Vote	Score: -3 Spoiltbitches and Wise-arses
Nomination:	Mhaille
For Votes: 5	SNAF....a Wizard did it. -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)  For. What a peculiar mushroom you've got there. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 13:50, 1 February 2011  For. per the nudity. --~  17:01, February 9, 2011 (UTC) This is good and funny --Shabidoo 08:36, February 11, 2011 (UTC) For I laughed. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 20:23, February 17, 2011 (UTC)
Against Votes: 8	Against. per the nudity. --Mn-z 22:24, February 2, 2011 (UTC) What nudity? -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me) I dunno about nudity or organs or what-have-you being cause for againstings in of themselves, but I'm not really seeing how it's funny, either. School of magical kinkiness? 1234 ~ 02:32, 6 February 2011  Against. Not clever. --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 16:11, February 10, 2011 (UTC) Against -- The Zombiebaron 08:16, February 14, 2011 (UTC) I can't even see it. --Roman Dog Bird 05:10, February 15, 2011 (UTC)  Against. LAME!!!!! - Another n00b 19:32, February 16, 2011 (UTC) This cannot be featured Terrible Gen. Fudgem0bile Save money by killing hookers. 03:12, March 8, 2011 (UTC) No thanks --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 03:17, March 23, 2011 (UTC)
Comments	Removed; -3 1234 ~ 04:14, 23 March 2011

Evil George Bush (history, logs)

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George Bush before he puts his mask on Image credit: Waylander37 Archive - Discuss this image

Vote	Score: -3
Nomination:	Waylander37 13:37, March 25, 2011 (UTC)
For Votes: 1	for --Waylander37 13:37, March 25, 2011 (UTC)
Against Votes: 4	Against. "George Bush is evil" jokes were never funny. Every president gets an undue amount of criticism while in office and is labeled "evil" by some group of people. It doesn't make it funny. It makes people easily manipulated. That's another thing. Bush isn't in office anymore, so even if this were funny at some point, it certainly wouldn't be anymore. He's gone, and no one gives a shit about him. This doesn't look "evil", it looks like somebody had fun with a clone brush. The result is an unrecognizable face, though certainly not anything I'd describe as evil. Maybe you're trying to make him look like a well-known evil character here, but I doubt it. Even if this were somehow recognizable as "evil," it doesn't make any sense for this to be "George Bush before he puts his mask on" when he's obviously speaking in public. Finally the photoshop job is exceptionally poor. The fact that I'm able to scream "clone brush" while having virtually no photoshop experience of my own should give some idea why. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 13:50 Mar 25, 2011 Against Who is George Bush? -- The Zombiebaron 16:54, March 25, 2011 (UTC) Someone get a doctor! Someone stabbed holes in this man's forehead! Or is that marker? Wait... 1234 ~ 19:49, 25 March 2011 this ain't no 2004 --Roman Dog Bird 21:38, March 25, 2011 (UTC)
Comments	rm, -3 1234 ~ 22:03, 25 March 2011

Tomcruiseship.png (history, logs)

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The Tom Cruise Ship Image credit: I moved a bit when I took the picture, that's why I'm blurry... Archive - Discuss this image

Vote	Score: -3
Nomination:	Lock'd And Loaded ~CUN ~ (Shoot!) 22:56, March 26, 2011 (UTC)
For Votes: 0	No for votes
Against Votes: 3	Against. Whoever made this should never use MS Paint again. -- Lollipop - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! 22:58, March 26, 2011 (UTC)  For no more stupid nominations on VFP. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 22:59 Mar 26, 2011 Not good, not funny. But they'll never end. 1234 ~ 22:59, 26 March 2011
Comments	Failed, -3. 1234 ~ 23:00, 26 March 2011

Tromillionaire.png (history, logs)

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My portrait, motherfucker! Image credit: UPjcm Archive - Discuss this image

Vote	Score: -3
Nomination:	Scofield 20:46, March 26, 2011 (UTC)
For Votes: 1	I'm sorry, but this is just too awesome to not be here. --Scofield 20:46, March 26, 2011 (UTC)
Against Votes: 4	I don't get it. Also, it's not very well-done. 1234 ~ 20:48, 26 March 2011 It's also not original. (talk) 20:58, March 26, 2011 (UTC) It's too small. Make it at least 300% bigger, please. -- The Zombiebaron 20:59, March 26, 2011 (UTC) This image is racist towards niggers. But seriously, It's not VFP (Vulgar fish penis) worthy. - LOL vandalz 13:28, March 27, 2011 (UTC)
Comments	Removed; -3. 1234 ~ 18:26, 27 March 2011

R. Mutt (history, logs)

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Photographed by Alfred Stieglitz, 2011 Image credit: R. Mutt Archive - Discuss this image

Vote	Score: -3 readymade masterpiece(s)
Nomination:	JoeMonco 15:32, March 27, 2011 (UTC)
For Votes: 0	No for votes
Against Votes: 3	Against. WTF, it's a copyleft violation and it's an ugly-ass picture. No further comments. -HumoristEAEgalitarian Aspie  HAHA. HAHAHAHAHA. Wait what was I going to say? (talk) 15:44, March 27, 2011 (UTC) Eh? 1234 ~ 18:28, 27 March 2011
Comments	Removed; -3, probably unoriginal like the last one probably was, but it really doesn't matter, now does it? 1234 ~ 18:28, 27 March 2011

asdasd (history, logs)

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Insert image title here, without link Insert image caption here Image credit: Insert image credits here Archive - Discuss this image

Vote	Score: 0
Nomination:	78.168.157.230 18:57, March 27, 2011 (UTC)
For Votes: 0	No for votes
Against Votes: 0	No against votes
Comments	rm; you're doing it wrong -- The Zombiebaron 19:21, March 27, 2011 (UTC)

Image:Exorcist.png (history, logs)

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The Exorcist: The Game (feat. Blinky as Satan). Image credit: Archive - Discuss this image

Vote	Score: -3 toddlers from hell
Nomination:	Egalitarian Aspie 21:13, March 27, 2011 (UTC)
For Votes: 1	For. + Nom -HumoristEAEgalitarian Aspie
Against Votes: 4	What? Am I missing something, or... what's the joke? 1234 ~ 21:16, 27 March 2011 Against There's a lot of white space. Also it's not funny. -- The Zombiebaron 02:18, March 28, 2011 (UTC) Per above (talk) 03:26, March 28, 2011 (UTC) say what? --Black Flamingo 20:37, March 28, 2011 (UTC)
Comments	Removed; -3. 1234 ~ 05:32, 29 March 2011

Cat Fight (history, logs)

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Yeah! Image credit: JediQuestMasterBator Archive - Discuss this image

Vote	Score: -7
Nomination:	JediQuestMaster 18:22, April 4, 2011 (UTC)
For Votes: 0	No for votes
Against Votes: 7	Against. There's nothing good in this picture. --~  19:03, April 4, 2011 (UTC) What? 1234 ~ 19:12, 4 April 2011 Against Not original. Plus, the animation is stiff and the women are poorly drawn. Oh, and it isn't funny. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 19:13, April 4, 2011 (UTC) I got bored after two seconds. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 20:26, 4 April 2011 Hilarious (talk) 20:27, April 4, 2011 (UTC) this is even more retarded than that one VFD nomination Lyrithya made --Roman Dog Bird 21:54, April 5, 2011 (UTC) Is there a VFD for pictures? -- Lollipop - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! 00:07, April 6, 2011 (UTC)
Comments	Rm, fail'd. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 03:38, April 7, 2011 (UTC)

ZombiebaronArmchair.png (history, logs)

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A picturesque countryside. Ideal for relax. Image credit: Zombiebaron Archive - Discuss this image

Vote	Score: 2 Zombies in armchairs
Nomination:	Sir Ptok-BentonicznyPisz tutaj • KUN 14:57, January 29, 2011 (UTC)
For Votes: 10	Nom and for It's some peak of absurdity... Sir Ptok-BentonicznyPisz tutaj • KUN 14:57, January 29, 2011 (UTC) Zombiebaron -- The Zombiebaron 20:15, January 29, 2011 (UTC)  For. I was gonna say "enough with the Zombiebaron pictures" but I didn't. --~  13:51, January 30, 2011 (UTC)  For. When I saw this I laughed and laughed. That's enough for me. Aleister 13:54 30 1-'11 p.s. And the caption is perfect too.  For. Per the blue hands. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 14:03, 30 January 2011 Who? Me? --~  14:06, January 30, 2011 (UTC) This image is ideal for relax. --Black Flamingo 14:58, January 30, 2011 (UTC)  For. Grue is coming to you! Be careful! Hah :P ITs really brilliant. --Shabidoo 15:54, February 1, 2011 (UTC)  For. DJ Mixerr 22:25, February 5, 2011 (UTC) User:DJ Mixerr/sig Zombiebaron --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 03:51, March 22, 2011 (UTC)
Against Votes: 8	Against. Now you're just being ridiculous. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 01:29, January 30, 2011 (UTC)  Against. Zombiebaron, are you a midget? --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 13:48, January 30, 2011 (UTC) Not seeing it... and this one's also just not so well done. 1234 ~ 16:32, 30 January 2011 --Roman Dog Bird 06:07, February 1, 2011 (UTC) Modusoperandi --Mn-z 22:18, February 2, 2011 (UTC) Hep hep -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 05:49, February 8, 2011 (UTC) Against. Hnng. --UU - natter 15:16, Feb 8 Hinoa MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 21:04, March 27, 2011 (UTC)
Comments	rm; 2 months on VFP -- The Zombiebaron 01:58, April 8, 2011 (UTC)

File:Dolphs.jpg (history, logs)

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Aww damn. The Dolphin ate my homework! Image credit: Mimo&maxus Archive - Discuss this image

Vote	Score: -3 Reasons I don't have my homework.
Nomination:	15:54, January 30, 2011 (UTC)
For Votes: 7	Nom+for I took notice of this when Aleister started talking about how good it was. I agree with him, so here it is. -- 15:54, January 30, 2011 (UTC)  For. If only to negate a certain person's vote against this. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 16:20, 30 January 2011  Yay This is an image I created and it's on VFP! OMG! *faints* --~  16:22, January 30, 2011 (UTC) For Sir Ptok-BentonicznyPisz tutaj • KUN 16:26, January 30, 2011 (UTC)  For. I really do love this. It is so funny, and such a twist on a theme, that yes, For. And I'd say the poorly cut paper isn't a mistake, but is what the paper would look like if a dolphin rips it out of a notebook on porpoise and fins away. Aleister 16:26 31-1-'11 Mega for!!! This was BY FAR the best image of the entire poo lit competition. Even outside of the article it is really great, the dolphins jutting out of the sea, their stupid smiles and the homework at the front. Its funny out of context and helarious in the article. --Shabidoo 15:50, February 1, 2011 (UTC)  Nom This is way too funny to not be featured! DJ Mixerr 22:24, February 5, 2011 (UTC) User:DJ Mixerr/sig
Against Votes: 10	Out of context, this just isn't that funny. Add the relatively poor cut-out of the paper and I have to say against. 1234 ~ 16:28, 30 January 2011 It's a great picture for the article, but without the context doesn't work. --Black Flamingo 13:11, January 31, 2011 (UTC) No thanks....still needs work... -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me) Against. That dolphin's upper lip is pretty messy. -- The Zombiebaron 20:59, January 31, 2011 (UTC)  Against. per above and stuff. The image cutting is pretty sloppy, even by MS paint standards. --Mn-z 22:21, February 2, 2011 (UTC) Absurd Everyone knows that dolphins went up into space years ago Gen. Fudgem0bile Save money by killing hookers. 03:20, February 3, 2011 (UTC) Against. Haven't read the article yet, it may well be hilarious. But without it, this is a picture of some dolphins, one of which has some paper in its mouth. Not funny of itself. --UU - natter 15:08, Feb 8 Against is this supposed to be funny? - Another n00b 09:36, February 14, 2011 (UTC)  Against. per my hatred of dolphins and all things related to their general smugness --Dame 13:54, February 24, 2011 (UTC) Against Any reason why the paper is as stiff as my dick? MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 20:32, April 4, 2011 (UTC) Yes, because you have a floppy dick. -- 00:49, April 5, 2011 (UTC)
Comments	Neither I like the concept bit the quality of the chop is a little lacking. A little more cleaning up and I would vote for, but as is I'd rather not see it as front page. Nominally Humane! some time The only thing I can see wrong is there is a blue line above the upper jaw of the dolphin, where it meets the paper. Everything else seems fine. The teeth are holding onto the paper, so that seems okay. Is it just the blue line needs erasing? Aleister 00:50 2-2-'11 I tried fixing it up a little here. Better? Worse? The same? Makes you want to stab yourself in the eyes it's so bad? You tell me. -- 01:02, February 2, 2011 (UTC) It's just that it doesn't quite work. It looks like the are around the mouth has been cut out and then put back badly, and the homework itself I'd expect to be more on the same plane as the lower jaw of the dolphin, instead of the way it is looking line it's hanging there vertically. Maybe I'm being too picky, but it look's like a chopped image rather than a dolphin holding a piece of homework. I also have about 10 articles to vote on, and staying here and belaboring the poor dolphins isn't helping me get those done. That, and the 12 hour work days. Nominally Humane! some time 04:38, February 2, 2011 (UTC) Aye, and you may want to use a smooth brush to cut-out the top - since that part would actually just be the paper behind the dolphin, not ripped like the bottom of the cut. Think about how it would look if the dolphin was actually holding it. 1234 ~ 05:04, 2 February 2011 I uploaded a better version of this file. It's better, right? --~  14:07, February 3, 2011 (UTC) Awe, but now it doesnt have a bad looking verticle lined upper lip anymore :(. Yes, it does look better Mimo. It still makes me smile seeing it right before the punchline of your article. --Shabidoo 23:19, February 3, 2011 (UTC) p.s. I had a go at the lip and brushed it up and added a little tear in the corner of the sheet. Its under the file dolpha.jpg, look at it if you want and replace it if you like. Though, I dont know if people would make problems with you using an image in your article for the competition that someone touched up even though it a small one, its more a case of getting it featured, so you may not want to replace the file (if you like it) if anyone does have a problem with it (?), until after the competition voting --Shabidoo 00:11, February 4, 2011 (UTC) Fisn't realize that this in in a PLS entry. If that's the case, then can I suggest that this entire nomination be removed until after PLS voting is complete. Given you aren't supposed to use pee, RadicalX's corner or VFH on an article until after PLS is done, the fact that this is up here is a twisting of the rules that makes me feel more than a little uncomfortable. Nominally Humane! some time 02:04, February 4, 2011 (UTC) I love it when you feel a little uncomfortable, Uncle. King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  05:07, March 31, 2011 (UTC) rm; -3 -- The Zombiebaron 02:01, April 8, 2011 (UTC)