User talk:MRAZ
Hello, MRAZ, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! Unfortunately, we've noticed that your contributions - not to put too fine a point on it - have been crap. Basically, we think you're a spammer/vandal/10-year-old. But don't despair! We have ways to make you talk.. ahem. I mean, there are ways to get you out of this mess.
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/* Office 14 */[edit source]
For XP, 2003, Vista, 2008 And 7
Your signature...[edit source]
Is not the same thing as your userpage, which you are evidently currently transcluding into other pages when you sign. Subsequently, I would ask you to... er, fix it, or something. Go read this thing on signatures. Etc. ~ 
*shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101014 - 04:17 (UTC)
Awards[edit source]
Hello MRAZ. Please don't give yourself award you didn't win or create any new awards. We have enough of them. Contribute to the site and pretty soon you'll get a bunch of them from people who appreciate your work. ~
07:05, October 24, 2010 (UTC)
Meet the KingKlunk[edit source]
((Title|KingKlunk is Meeting You}}
KingKlunk is Give you Meet was a Nominated Coming Soon That So Forget to Mordillo
KingKlunk is UnBlock get Help me to User
[User:KingKlunk|KingKlunk]] as [User:MaxRebo|MaxRebo]] is Stupid
--MRAZ 01:15, November 7, 2010 (UTC)
VFP[edit source]
"You may nominate up to two of your own images per week. No more. You can nominate as many images by other people as you want." is what it says at the top of VFP. It says a bunch of other stuff as well. I recommend you read the other stuff. And that. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 06:07, November 14, 2010 (UTC)
- And on top of that, you mess up a vote page again, I'll ban you for a month. You were asked numerous times to stop acting like an ass, yet you're still intent on doing so. So I'll use a pun to make it easier - acting like an ass will get your ass banned. --~
08:06, November 14, 2010 (UTC)
Leave my Talk[edit source]
Yes Block as Been Postponed like HELPME!!!! --MRAZ 14:37, December 31, 2010 (UTC)
What is your native language?[edit source]
English clearly isn't your native tongue, so how about you edit the Uncyclopedia in your native language till you gain a better grasp of the English language? You should be able to find one that you'd understand better here if you looked. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 17:48, January 1, 2011 (UTC)