User:CenterBack

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Wrong page. Wrong Site. Wrong Browser. Wrong computer. You see the content here on this page?, of course you don't. (No that stain on your computer screen does not count, it's mustard and nobody likes mustard) These words?, they are just figments of your unimaganation and some of that Chinese food from last night(What did you expect?, it had a made in china stamp on it).

Hello. The only major thing you need to know about me(why would you want to know anything about me, and why are you even on this page?) is that I am clueless, utterly clueless.(How do I use user boxes?) I have an obsession with completely random things. Here are some of them:

Chernobyl

North Korea

Wyoming

DELTA Force

Mayan Civilization

VASMIR plasma rocket

Attila the Hun

Bugatti

Quantum Mechanics(yes, I understand some of it)

Antietam

Ulysses S. Grant

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This user rejects the theory of global warming, or at least thinks it's someone else's problem.
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This user is a complete, irredeemable flatulence. They are Bat Fuck Insane, and execrate at a spermicide.
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This user is EXTREMELY RANDOM
Be advised: Approach with caution and a sense of humor.
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This user enjoys staring at spinning objects. They may be afflicted with Attention Deficit look at the birdie!

You can help by paying for their Ritalin, or finding them a kitten to play with.


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In Latin, they would be Dexter.