User:CenterBack

Wrong page. Wrong Site. Wrong Browser. Wrong computer. You see the content here on this page?, of course you don't. (No that stain on your computer screen does not count, it's mustard and nobody likes mustard) These words?, they are just figments of your unimaganation and some of that Chinese food from last night(What did you expect?, it had a made in china stamp on it).

Hello. The only major thing you need to know about me(why would you want to know anything about me, and why are you even on this page?) is that I am clueless, utterly clueless.(How do I use user boxes?) I have an obsession with completely random things. Here are some of them:

Chernobyl

North Korea

Wyoming

DELTA Force

Mayan Civilization

VASMIR plasma rocket

Attila the Hun

Bugatti

Quantum Mechanics(yes, I understand some of it)

Antietam

Ulysses S. Grant

This user is American …and unabashedly proud of it! (List of American Uncyclopedians)

This user is Catholic, and believes articles become featured through good works, not faith.

BS

This userpage is bullshit.

BS

This user rejects the theory of global warming , or at least thinks it's someone else's problem.

This user is a complete, irredeemable tank. They are Bat Fuck Insane, and problematize at a sesame seed oil.

This user is EXTREMELY RANDOM Be advised: Approach with caution and a sense of humor.

One or more of the authors of this entry was terribly bored. They may be afflicted with Attention Deficit... hey, we should go fly kites. That'd be so awesome! We haven't flown kites, since, like, summer. Hey, summer is when birds come out! Birds are so cool.

You can help by paying for their Ritalin, or finding them a kitten to play with.

n00b

This user is a n00b.

n00b

This user has no featured articles. They are a failure. Feel free to point and laugh.

GAH

This user is running into problems with their page. Please hold onto your pants.

GAH

This user is right-handed.

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In Latin, they would be Dexter.