User:VitalOD
“I dont use PhotoShop i use PaintShop Pro. Im allergic to Adobe”
“Id rather a full bottle in front of me than a full frontal labotomy”
“Jeasus saves...Beckham gets it on the rebound..”
“Woooo hoooo this is absolutely fucking amazing..!!”
Operation[edit | edit source]
Although not obvious at first glance VitalOd has had extensive prosthetic and plastic surgery This was due to a very unfortunate accident in which VitalOd mysteriously lost the use of both arms and legs not long after he was accidentally decapitated by a team of world class surgeons headed by the right honorable Pope Richard Dawkins the 1st whilst undergoing a tense 56hr operation to remove a somewhat painful splinter from the left side of his right big toe.
Decapitation[edit | edit source]
By the time anyone noticed it was just not possible to graft the body back onto the head due to advanced tissue laziness. All they were able to save was his penis which they promptly cut into 8 lengths to make a rather fetching set of killer poisonous tentacles ( Known as Phallacles ). These were then carefully grafted into place using 6 inch nails and standard clothes pegs.This was then tidied up using a welding torch, a blunt pick axe ,2 rivet guns, a rusty broken cheese grater and an industrial Bacon slicer.
Illuminati[edit | edit source]
If you look very, very closely you might be able to spot Vitals 3rd eye, this in fact doesnt belong to VitalOd at all, but was put there by the Illuminati so they can secretly spy on the general public without anyone suspecting a thing.
In the line of duty[edit | edit source]
As you can see VitalOd also suffers from chronic bilateral 'Photo Shoppers eye' caused by the constant bombardment 10's of 1000's of hrs of radiation beamed directly into his face by intense high powered 21" pre-Millennium Cathode Ray Tubes.
Conclusion[edit | edit source]
After many hours of top level debate it was the final conclusion of somewhat suspect team of very drunk (and recently struck off) doctors that Vitals more advanced facial deformities may have be due to the fact he was pretty dam ugly to begin with. This was also confirmed at a later date by his mother who explained how he had in fact fallen out of the ugly tree as a child and hit his face on every branch on the way down.
My pics[edit | edit source]
[all my work here at the uncyclopedia to date]
Articles[edit | edit source]
Big Dick Cream blunder 23 October 2008
Tessler :Ni-Kola 9 October 2008
Albert Eninstein : Death 15 September 2008
Awards n stuff[edit | edit source]
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Potatochopper of the Month August 2008 |
For adding that "Pro tips" section to the Reefer Desk[edit | edit source]
Pics for sale[edit | edit source]
[vitaloverdose.deviantart.com] This is a blatant plug i know.. but i have to eat.