User:WarWalrus

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My articles

• The Pogues with Mhaille
• Nazi Kittens
• What To Do When Gypsies Steal Your Carrots (Featured Motherfuckers!) (Top 10 Motherfuckers!)
• HowTo: Ram your cock down a pipe with arachnarok
• David Gemmell
• Nazi Poetry
• The Seventh Seal

In Development (and may never return)

• User:WarWalrus/hellboy
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• User:WarWalrus/Nicolas Uncaged

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This user kicks butt at Tetяis: not that that's anything to be proud of.

This user is a Mercenary , and chooses their own wars to fight in.

This user is pretty sure Epic Beard Man is their father and is therefore dangerous. (List of Illegitimate Children)