User:Drunk Monkey

Hi, I'm Dr-

CHEEEEEEEEESE!!!!!!

AS I WAS TRYING TO SAY, I'm Drunk Monkey, I just made my user about a week ago. I've put quotes on a few articles, and I'm planning to write a whole new article before June. I am an uber n00b, so if you'll adopt me, I'd greatly appreciate it. I've already put adoption requests on a few user's talk pages. For now, please don't nuke my edits unless you really need to because you think they suck.