User talk:Drunk Monkey

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Monsieur Monkey

I just stumbled upon your kind message left for me on Sock's page. The only thing I can suggest on this matter is - stay out of discussions that have nothing to do with you. The remark I left there had nothing to do what so ever with you or your actions, and I wasn't referring to you as a vandal. I don't appreciate people barging into discussions they know nothing about, especially those who use various punctuations marks when they call me names. At least have the decency to use a real profanity when you try to insult. Anyway, good luck. ~ 23:39, 20 April 2009 (UTC)

I'm extremely sorry. I'm new, I don't really now how things work here. I guess I misunderstood you. Looking back, I was acting stupid. I agree, drive-by commenting on random conversations is completely retarded. I will try to do better in the future.Drunk Monkey 01:12, 30 April 2009 (UTC)