User:AmericanBastard

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"Mommy needs a pick me up." --AmericanBastard 23:36, 22 April 2007 (UTC)

Member since Dec 2006. Feedback (-42) MyPictures/iPictures

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  • DJ cockspank - HUFFED* My first article ever. This article was so incredibly vain that if you ever red it, your veins would've popped out of your skin and slithered away like snakes near a fire. Persistant recreations of it granted me a very sexy ban of 3 months, an attempted suicide over uncyc, and Rasputin's pickled loins... In a jar!!


Banished from Uncyclopedia in 1984 as DJ cockspank for vanity. Felt ashamed, discouraged and unfunny. As a result, I mutated into a caterpillar and sought seclusion in some cave to ponder my greivances for 8 months. Mutated again, only this time into a butterfly and happily returned to the faceless internet community of uncyclopedia to waste more time with people who think they're funny. (see picture; I now serve as the gunpowder in war canons for launching Bibles at primeval heathens.)

Me hope u injoyed résumé,, do I get job now?


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They guard Japan-based articles with the zeal and grace of manga.
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This User is cleaning latrines for the Grue Army. DON'T FEAR HIM.
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