User:AmericanBastard

"Mommy needs a pick me up." --AmericanBastard 23:36, 22 April 2007 (UTC)

Member since Dec 2006. Feedback (-42) MyPictures/iPictures

My Articles

• Jean-Luc Picard

• University of Antarctica - FEATURED

• Cosby Canard

• Connery Canard

• UnNews:Lottery Winner's head looks like a Pear

• Grand Theft Auto: Reality City ~WIP

• Really big "t" - HUFFED* My minimalist article

• J.P. Morgan

• I Like To Right

• Shoot First Ask Questions Later Amendment

• HowTo:Make a Four Year Old Laugh

• UnNews:America Hanged For Crimes Against Humanity

• HowTo:Antagonize People for Being Different ~WIP

• HowTo:Be Random

• Nine Inch Nails: Christmas Remixes

• Peter North

• Sentence stopper thingy

• Black Santa

• HowTo:Start a Fire

• Columbine: The Musical ~WIP

• Christian Slater

• Hayao Miyazaki - Huffed

• Jew bag

• Cabinet minions - Huffed Admittedly, it sucked.

• DJ cockspank - HUFFED* My first article ever. This article was so incredibly vain that if you ever red it, your veins would've popped out of your skin and slithered away like snakes near a fire. Persistant recreations of it granted me a very sexy ban of 3 months, an attempted suicide over uncyc, and Rasputin's pickled loins... In a jar!!

Banished from Uncyclopedia in 1984 as DJ cockspank for vanity. Felt ashamed, discouraged and unfunny. As a result, I mutated into a caterpillar and sought seclusion in some cave to ponder my greivances for 8 months. Mutated again, only this time into a butterfly and happily returned to the faceless internet community of uncyclopedia to waste more time with people who think they're funny. (see picture; I now serve as the gunpowder in war canons for launching Bibles at primeval heathens.)

Me hope u injoyed résumé,, do I get job now?

This user is a member of the Reviewing Committee, because they are self opinionated knowitalls.

This user is American …and unabashedly proud of it! (List of American Uncyclopedians)

This user is a member of the American Otaku Association. They guard Japan-based articles with the zeal and grace of manga.

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This User is cleaning latrines for the Grue Army. DON'T FEAR HIM.

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