User:DyslexicRetard

Why the fuck are you here?

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enl-N This user is a native speaker of English, but Louder. enl-N

ah-4 This user speaks Asshat at a near-native level. ah-4

fh-N This user is a native speaker of Fuckhead. fh-N

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This user's IQ is over 137.

This user is humping Friedrich Nietzsche's leg.

This user is a member of the Evil Atheist Conspiracy. "We're after your children and pets."

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THIS USER IS ADDICTED TO COWBELL, AND SHOULD BE AVOIDED AT ALL COSTS.

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