User talk:Parsat

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The progress of the pilgrim known as free content.

Good job with the "bait" section in HowTo:Catch an Atheist. I can't believe I didn't think of that myself! I love it when people actually add something substantial! ^^ --Deep 01:56, 4 December 2007 (UTC)

They don't need to fit, you have to just believe.--Deep 02:07, 4 December 2007 (UTC)

Image request

What ho Parsat! Just a couple of things about image request:

1. New stuff goes on top, or people won't see it.
2. Try to specify what you want. The best results generally happen when you specify the image you'd like, and let people do their thang. Just saying you need images for an article and linking to the article gets less results. I can't speak for others, but I just nip in, have a look, and pick up any requests I think I can do in a lunch break. I don't want to have to read an article and try to think of pics that might work with it. Look at the ICLU request on top at the moment - knocked off over 2 sandwiches, because I knew exactly what they wanted. Take as much work out of it as you can, and you're more likely to get a result!

Oh cobblers, I haven't written anything funny. Er, monkeys on skateboards. Blindfolded. Yeah, that should do. See you around! --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 09:06, 5 December 2007 (UTC)

Thanks

Thanks for your vote! --UnTalented 21:57, 19 December 2007 (UTC)

Welcome to UnNews

On your knees, worthy one! The Right Reverend Major Sir Zim_ulator blesses you. Your blessings are increasing exponentially. In the name of Sophia, the Church of Uncyclopedia and the Universal Church Triumphant of the Apathetic Agnostic, kneel and receive the melding of Zim's holy axe and your wetware. Now go write me a good UnNews article. Cheers! Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 03:48, March 15, 2010 (UTC)

Reverend Zim_ulator says: "There are coffee cup stains on this copy, damnit! Now that's good UnJournalism."

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This document is an ongoing effort by me to enhance the obfuscation coefficient of Uncyclopedia; productive changes, and criticism are welcome. Cheers! The Right and Left Reverend Major Sir Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 17:38, March 28, 2010 (UTC) Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 01:07, 29 January 2008 (UTC)

Rouge Tribe

Love what you've done with the article....if people could see through the meta-humour I'd love to see this featured. Keep up the great work. :) -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

Pee Review (Nazi Burger)

I was wondering parts of the article you think are bordering on stupid.. and an example of bad [sic] grammer. Thanks for reviewing my article. Chuckman 01:17, 8 February 2008 (UTC)

The quotes were all valid.. Ehud Olmert is the Prime Minister of Israel, and the Holocaust Mueseum is obvious.. lol and the JK Rowling one was just funny. Chuckman 18:19, 9 February 2008 (UTC)

Well it was funny when only me and my friends had read the article.. lol I suppose it should be changed. Chuckman 18:33, 9 February 2008 (UTC)

Tanks

The Uncyclopedia Health Service gives you a human arm as a token of our appreciation for your vote. Use it as a doorstop, sex aid or nice side to dinner; enjoy. DJ Irreverent

Thanks for the Golden Shower

I hope my review helped and I loved that you put my suggestions into practice, that was the first pee review ive done and I'm glad it helped. I laughed so hard at the bit you added "books by hume... can give an athiest demonic powers. Make sure you have some St Aquians to counter this!"

Cheers dude and I hope you article gets better and better

grabs club

I'm just going to see if it works now, I have an athiest friend down the street.

--Eldop 18:33, 10 February 2008 (UTC)

Your sig

I saw your post on VFD and your sig makes me sad. Not the text of the sig, generally, but the way that it spills code everywhere, specifically. Read this for help on such matters. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 05:52, 12 February 2008 (UTC)

Atheist Huffing

Still need an atheist huffing image? I posted one in RadicalX's corner before realising that you posted that request months ago. --Sir Seeker (Call me?) |KUN|VFP| 08:30, 15 February 2008 (UTC)

Late Thanks

OUI! Necropaxx's belated thanks go with you for voting positively on Siege of Bordeaux. Remember, les français ne sont jamais au dessus de dérision! Translate it yourself, je suis trop de fatigue.

• • • Necropaxx (T) {~} 00:57, 2 March 2008 (UTC)

Nazi Burger

Thank you for your peer review. You have some very fine suggestions which I will be sure to implement. And by the way, the third image is Mel Gibson. Parsat, or, A Whole Bunch of Mischief 02:48, 3 March 2008 (UTC)

You're welcome! Anyway, its my first review so I am not confident that my review helped so much in the Nazi Burger article. Anyway, you can also take a look at Soviet Onion article and have that patterned to the literature being used in Nazi Burger. Thanks! --Kapuso 03:46, 3 March 2008 (UTC)

Ta

UU wishes to express his gratitude for your vote for UnScripts:Average Cop by giving you the promotional tie-in cup o' joe with donuts, available at your local franchise donut or coffee emporium now, probably. Thankies!

Many thanks! --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 09:10, Apr 7

Yet Another Award

You voted for UnNews:New Range of Low-Tech Personal Music Players Released on VFH which entitles you to this FREE copy of the 1921 hit single I Wouldn’t Take Her To a Dog Fight, 'Cause I’m Afraid She’d Win by Brigadier Billy Bell-Ende and his Jazz Rhythm Orchestra which is only slightly scratched. Rabbi Techno

Thanks

Yeah, I'm on a thanking rampage for the UotY votes - I may have finished runner-up to Mordillo, but I'm still highly chuffed by that, and would like people to know that I really appreciate the votes. Thanks again, and tatty byes! --UU - natter 17:30, Feb 1

Danke

I send you my thanks in recognition for your vote for my efforts on Uncyclopedia:Potatochopper of the Year. I would have thanked you sooner but I think its a bit gauche to do so while the process is happening. But again, your support means a great deal. Sincerely, Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 00:17, 2 February 2009 (UTC)

Thx for pee review; how do I renominate for featured?

• see Subject/headline