User:Vanaelin

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This person wrote an article which became one of the Featured Articles on Uncyclopedia. Ain't they clever?!

Commander of the Order

This user is a reporter for UnNews because they couldn't get a job at a real newspaper.

THIS USER IS ADDICTED TO COWBELL, AND SHOULD BE AVOIDED AT ALL COSTS.

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		This article is really incofuckingherent and is a disgrace to the Internet. We suggest that you vote it the ~~Featured Article~~ VFD immediately.

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User:Vanaelin is a term generally connoted with the growth and reproduction of the crab louse. Coined in 1992--

Hell, what? This is not me!

Let me tell you how it all began...

Me, when I wanted to look like John Lennon.

How I Was born, as well as my childhood[edit | edit source]

Hokay, so--here's Uncyclopedia . . . chillin. Damn, that is a sweet article, you might say? WRONG! So, scrapping out the kitting huffing, the Oscar Wildeing, the "All Your Base"ing, the Hitlering--we are definitely going with Satan. So, basically we have South Park, Hell, Jesusland, Arthur, Monty Python, and Soviet Russia. With Satan.

One day, we send Satan to Hell. While He's on his way, Hell's like, "Shit shit, we don't want this mutherfocker!" "Oh, well, try Jesusland!" and Jesus is like, "Shit guys, we've got ze Satan, he is cumming! Send us ze Jesus!" "But I am le kitten huffing!" "OK, just one . . . THEN FIRE ZE JESUS!" Meanwhile, Oscar Wilde is down there like WTF mate? George W Bush launches his shit so now we have Satan everywhere, passing himself. Soviet Russia is like, "In Soviet Russia, Satan worships YOU!" Monty Python is like, "Well, bout time, eh, chaps? Righto..." South Park is finally like, "They killed Kenny!," Arthur's like, "What's going on, Pal?" Oscar Wilde is still like, "WTF, mate?" Samuel Jackson says, "I've had it with the motherfucking Satan on this motherfucking site!" and some n00b is like, "Well, screw that."

So, now we are in security lockdown. Everyone is blocked except Oscar Wilde, and he's still like, "WTF, mate?" But he'll be blocked soon too. Fucking cleverness.

So, as long as we don't freeze our computers, us grues are breaking off of Uncyclopedia. To go hang with Wikipedia. Chuck Norris can come to.

~~THE END!~~