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It may come as a surprise to many people that the cult of the celebrity, seemingly a modern phenomenon, has in fact been around since the earliest days of history. Indeed, BIBLE!, a weekly magazine specialising in celebrity news and human-interest stories, was first published in what is now the Middle East on October 22nd, 4004 BCE and enjoyed several thousand years as a best-selling title until its eventual closure in the middle of the 2nd Century CE. Despite this, demand for the magazine remained high and as a result the entire print run was collated into a compendium issue which remains in print and sells many millions of copies each year. (Full article...)
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The Skin Flute, an instrument that many bohemians and crack-whores enjoy playing in their spare time, has greatly increased in popularity due to additives that can increase comfortable playing time by nearly four hours. Oftentimes, a skin flautist uses the instrument of another to play their masterpieces, for which they are either paid a substantial sum, given a follow-up performance, or neither. The practice of giving a skin flute to more than one person to play has led to the spread of many STDs - that is, skinflute transmitted diseases - and has thus also increased its cultural taboo.
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Writer and Noob of the Month
Holy cock! We may have forgotten to update these over these last few months. The days we missed could be counted as few as if at all. We have just updated this since last May. How awesome!
So basically, let's get to business. Take off your pants; IFYMB! wins Writer of the Month for September 2014. His hit singles include the frankly libellous UnNews:Nude photos of celebrities leaked, the almost-topical UnDebate:What does the fox say? and the spiritually upliftingUnNews:Thursday is a dirty whore.
Let us all clap for him because I said so.
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Complete Bibliography
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8/3/2007
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Benjamin Franklinstein – Norelco, you betrayed me! Time for plan B...
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7/22/2007
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Norelco (obviously this is a personal favorite now)
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7/21/2007
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UnNews:J.K. Rowling reveals title for Harry Potter 8! (been waiting to post this since 2005!) Not my best, but apparently VFH'd anyway. Kudos to User:Sonic80 for being my one supporter here. Note that that bit about Homer Simpson (and, well, that other thing) was not my idea, but oh well. Oh, and screw you, Michael Gerber.
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7/4/2007
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Benjamin Franklinstein
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7/4/2007
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Jolt Cola (rewrite) Includes Image:Benjamin Franklinstein.jpg
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7/3/2007
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Norelco – pee review, resubmit (philosophy + shaving? bad combination...) Also comes with Image:Mona Lisa Razor.jpg and Image:Occam's Razor in Action.jpg, yours free with paid order!
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6/26/2007
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The Human Element – waiting for pee review
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6/19/2007
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Image:American idols got talent.png. I hate that show.
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2/15/2007
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Geocities (I think this is where I put in {{:Me}})
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2/10/2007
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National Federation of the Blond (started, but needs a lot more blond jokes)
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2/9/2007
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UnNews:National Federation of the Blond: "Dye your hair, you're in danger!"
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2/5/2007
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Image:Thyspace.png (for Thyspace)
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2/5/2007
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Captain Omnipotent (section: Weaknesses + pic)
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1/18/2007
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Jolt Cola
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1/16/2007
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UnNews:Scientist experimenting on coffee arrested for blowing up universe
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6/3/2006
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Minimalist talk page
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6/3/2006
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Deep Note
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3/4/2006
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Geocities (really crappy original version)
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1/9/2006
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I Fucking Hate the Bermuda Triangle (added line: ships and planes...with chips on plates)
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11/30/2005
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Celine Dionide
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11/20/2005
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Image:Palpatines guide to facial care.jpg
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11/3/2005
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UnPoetia:Norbert Percy Tangleknickers
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