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My actual name is unknown. I forgot the dub in which they called me since my birth many years ago. One forgets so much when inflicting justice and bringing order to the universe. What day it is, I also don't remember; lightsaber radiation also has a deleterious effect on one's memory. My mind, much like my memory of how my face became red: empty.
I have horns on my head, so I choose to rely on the idea that I am of a species called the Zabrak. My prime was during the Naboo crisis, which was indeed some swampy and dusty shit for the most part. I actually loved the Theed Royal Palace in which I invaded and never knew about the mining pit and its surroundings. I visited when I was younger and really appreciated the pillared columns and symmetrical architecture. My invasion was simply badass, much like my dual-sided lightsaber forged with the hateful, yet arousing energies of the dark side. And no, you may not touch it.(Full article...)
Featured today, a long long time ago
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- ... that the apostrophe is a small animal which has infected millions of books?
- ... that there is a pipe bomb placed in your mailbox?
- ... that the apostrophe is a small animal which has infected millions of books?
- ... that there is a pipe bomb placed in your mailbox?
- ... that the apostrophe is a small animal which has infected millions of books?
- ... that there is a pipe bomb placed in your mailbox?
- ... that the apostrophe is a small animal which has infected millions of books?
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Writer and Noob of the Month
Holy cock! We may have forgotten to update these over these last few months. The days we missed could be counted as few as if at all. We have just updated this since last May. How awesome!
So basically, let's get to business. Take off your pants; IFYMB! wins Writer of the Month for September 2014. His hit singles include the frankly libellous UnNews:Nude photos of celebrities leaked, the almost-topical UnDebate:What does the fox say? and the spiritually upliftingUnNews:Thursday is a dirty whore.
Let us all clap for him because I said so.
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Complete Bibliography
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8/3/2007
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Benjamin Franklinstein – Norelco, you betrayed me! Time for plan B...
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7/22/2007
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Norelco (obviously this is a personal favorite now)
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7/21/2007
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UnNews:J.K. Rowling reveals title for Harry Potter 8! (been waiting to post this since 2005!) Not my best, but apparently VFH'd anyway. Kudos to User:Sonic80 for being my one supporter here. Note that that bit about Homer Simpson (and, well, that other thing) was not my idea, but oh well. Oh, and screw you, Michael Gerber.
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7/4/2007
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Benjamin Franklinstein
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7/4/2007
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Jolt Cola (rewrite) Includes Image:Benjamin Franklinstein.jpg
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7/3/2007
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Norelco – pee review, resubmit (philosophy + shaving? bad combination...) Also comes with Image:Mona Lisa Razor.jpg and Image:Occam's Razor in Action.jpg, yours free with paid order!
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6/26/2007
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The Human Element – waiting for pee review
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6/19/2007
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Image:American idols got talent.png. I hate that show.
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2/15/2007
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Geocities (I think this is where I put in {{:Me}})
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2/10/2007
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National Federation of the Blond (started, but needs a lot more blond jokes)
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2/9/2007
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UnNews:National Federation of the Blond: "Dye your hair, you're in danger!"
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2/5/2007
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Image:Thyspace.png (for Thyspace)
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2/5/2007
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Captain Omnipotent (section: Weaknesses + pic)
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1/18/2007
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Jolt Cola
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1/16/2007
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UnNews:Scientist experimenting on coffee arrested for blowing up universe
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6/3/2006
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Minimalist talk page
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6/3/2006
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Deep Note
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3/4/2006
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Geocities (really crappy original version)
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1/9/2006
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I Fucking Hate the Bermuda Triangle (added line: ships and planes...with chips on plates)
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11/30/2005
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Celine Dionide
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11/20/2005
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Image:Palpatines guide to facial care.jpg
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11/3/2005
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UnPoetia:Norbert Percy Tangleknickers
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