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Everyone is Hitler.
The undeniable and terrible truth of the universe. Look within yourself, Michael, you know it to be true.
But it can't possibly be true can it? Please God, this can't be true. This can't be the way the world is; please I want to have faith in humanity.
But no. There is no use pleading, no use denying. The sooner you accept the truth the sooner the real work can begin. Only a weak man denies the plain and evident truth or lets his feelings distract him from the path of destiny. (Full article...)
Did you know...
- ... that the phrase "¡Ay Chihuahua!" can be used to mean both "no, I don't have any bathtub cheese" and "yes, I have a great deal of bathtub cheese"?
- ... that Earth is the best planet in the world?
- ... that the phrase "¡Ay Chihuahua!" can be used to mean both "no, I don't have any bathtub cheese" and "yes, I have a great deal of bathtub cheese"?
- ... that Earth is the best planet in the world?
- ... that the phrase "¡Ay Chihuahua!" can be used to mean both "no, I don't have any bathtub cheese" and "yes, I have a great deal of bathtub cheese"?
- ... that Earth is the best planet in the world?
- ... that the phrase "¡Ay Chihuahua!" can be used to mean both "no, I don't have any bathtub cheese" and "yes, I have a great deal of bathtub cheese"?
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"It's for the children's own good!"
On this day...
August 8: For God's Sake Leave Your Damn Phone Alone For 5 Minutes Day
- 1815 - Napoleon Bonaparte can't get any sig on the island of St. Helena.
- 1876 - Thomas Edison receives a patent for his mimeograph, which duplicates mimes.
- 1940 - The German Luftwaffe begin bombarding Great Britain with international text messages carrying sky-high roaming rates.
- 2004 - Hello? You're calling me that there's shit in the Chicago River? WHAT THE FUCK???
- 2008 - Wait just a sec, I have a call. Hello? Yeah. Yeah. No, they're right here. I don't know, something about an anniversary. Hah, yeah, I know. And that stupid-looking hat, yeah. Oh, sorry, I gotta let you go.
- 2025 - Shit, sorry, this is the last call, I promise. Hey. It's on the table. It's on the table. On the table. The table. On the - it's on the FUCKING TABLE! THE TABLE! ON THE TABLE!
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Writer and Noob of the Month
Holy cock! We may have forgotten to update these over these last few months. The days we missed could be counted as few as if at all. We have just updated this since last May. How awesome!
So basically, let's get to business. Take off your pants; IFYMB! wins Writer of the Month for September 2014. His hit singles include the frankly libellous UnNews:Nude photos of celebrities leaked, the almost-topical UnDebate:What does the fox say? and the spiritually upliftingUnNews:Thursday is a dirty whore.
Let us all clap for him because I said so.
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Complete Bibliography
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8/3/2007
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Benjamin Franklinstein – Norelco, you betrayed me! Time for plan B...
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7/22/2007
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Norelco (obviously this is a personal favorite now)
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7/21/2007
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UnNews:J.K. Rowling reveals title for Harry Potter 8! (been waiting to post this since 2005!) Not my best, but apparently VFH'd anyway. Kudos to User:Sonic80 for being my one supporter here. Note that that bit about Homer Simpson (and, well, that other thing) was not my idea, but oh well. Oh, and screw you, Michael Gerber.
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7/4/2007
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Benjamin Franklinstein
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7/4/2007
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Jolt Cola (rewrite) Includes Image:Benjamin Franklinstein.jpg
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7/3/2007
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Norelco – pee review, resubmit (philosophy + shaving? bad combination...) Also comes with Image:Mona Lisa Razor.jpg and Image:Occam's Razor in Action.jpg, yours free with paid order!
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6/26/2007
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The Human Element – waiting for pee review
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6/19/2007
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Image:American idols got talent.png. I hate that show.
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2/15/2007
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Geocities (I think this is where I put in {{:Me}})
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2/10/2007
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National Federation of the Blond (started, but needs a lot more blond jokes)
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2/9/2007
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UnNews:National Federation of the Blond: "Dye your hair, you're in danger!"
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2/5/2007
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Image:Thyspace.png (for Thyspace)
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2/5/2007
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Captain Omnipotent (section: Weaknesses + pic)
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1/18/2007
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Jolt Cola
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1/16/2007
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UnNews:Scientist experimenting on coffee arrested for blowing up universe
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6/3/2006
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Minimalist talk page
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6/3/2006
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Deep Note
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3/4/2006
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Geocities (really crappy original version)
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1/9/2006
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I Fucking Hate the Bermuda Triangle (added line: ships and planes...with chips on plates)
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11/30/2005
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Celine Dionide
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11/20/2005
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Image:Palpatines guide to facial care.jpg
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11/3/2005
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UnPoetia:Norbert Percy Tangleknickers
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