User:Mightydandylion

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en-3 This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of English. en-3

pika-4 This user speaks Pikachu at a near-native level. pika-4

sa-F This user got an F in Sarcasm and likes their native language better (if they have one). sa-F

This user is American …and unabashedly proud of it! (List of American Uncyclopedians)

This user is POOR, has never passed GO, and never collected $200.

This user got Pokémon Diamond because they are a corporate whore.

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This user is addicted to video games.

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This user is a member of The Brotherhood of Users Who Have Never Been Laid.

This user is a complete, irredeemable anger. They are Bat Fuck Insane, and lather at an eye infection.

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This user believes participation in the consumption of cheese is an exquisite pastime.

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Gadzooks!   This user participates in T h e   W i l d e   P r o j e c t ! (Or at least pretends to.)

This user is constantly PEEING. They apologize for the mess.

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The Man: A Primer and Something of a Call to Action

Think Tank

Polly-friggin'-anna

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User:Mightydandylion/Simon da Busboi's The First Sex

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