User:Maff

♂ This user is a boy and is made of trucks, trains, and airplanes. ♂

This user is right-handed. In Latin, they would be Dexter.

uk-N This user is a native speaker of Correct English. uk-N

sa-3 This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of Sarcasm. sa-3

de-E This user only speaks Deutsch because it was a required course in school. de-E

us-G This user does not speak American English and believes it to be an embarrassment to language. Furthermore, this user desires the genocide of all American English speakers. us-G

This user gots a shovel. Yes they does.

n00b This user is a n00b. n00b

This user is addicted to video games.

This user surfs the interweb with Opera , but is above petty musicals. Crack on.

This user is easily distracted by anything shiny.

This user uses Windows because they can't get enough of your lover.

This user is a militant atheist.

This user has tested positive for INTJ on the Myers-Briggs Test, yarp.

This user is a serial killer , and they are standing right behind you!!

This user plays bass, because it attracts groupies without the need for excessive rehearsal time.

This user is not a ninja because ninjas are gay.

THIS IS SPARTA!

usbx This user likes to use userboxes. usbx

This user believes Barney is evil, and therefore must die.

This user is a veteran/combatant of the war.

This user is a Sniper and has their rifle pointing at your head.

Somebody has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic.

This user is a total UKer

…jolly good, Guv. Bloody good day for it!

(British Uncyclopedians)

Yup Im A Noob

Well, where to start, uhm oh hi is a good start. Right HI. Im Maff and im what is known in "The Buisness as a 'noob'. And this is true. So without further waiting, lets get introduced to possible the 'hippest' noob, to ever be a noob 'yall'. Oh ffs i cant be arsed 2 pretend to be 'hip with the times' cos to be honest i aint. So the following page will let you get to know me 'squares'.(Sorry had to try agen).

Q&A

• Name?:Maff
• No We Mean Real Name?:Maff
• Age?:Depends
• We Need To Know Your Age?:Tough I Told You It Depends Go On Jog On
• Who Is Your Best Friend?:Uncyclopedia
• Really?:No My Best Friend Lives In Portugal So Once Again Jog On
• Favourite Website?:Depends, I Have Many Including Uncyclopedia
• Which Football?:Football, THE Football NOT American Football. NORMAL Football
• Nationality?:English and Proud!
• Which Football Team Do You Support?:I Know Im Going To Regret This But Sunderland

Pages I've Made

• Sunny D