User:Maff

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In Latin, they would be Dexter.
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This user does not speak American English and believes it to be an embarrassment to language. Furthermore, this user desires the genocide of all American English speakers.
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Yes they does.
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This user is a militant atheist.
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This user has tested positive for INTJ on the Myers-Briggs Test, yarp.
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This user is not a ninja because ninjas are gay.
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THIS IS SPARTA!
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and may nut you, you slag.
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Yup Im A Noob[edit]

Well, where to start, uhm oh hi is a good start. Right HI. Im Maff and im what is known in "The Buisness as a 'noob'. And this is true. So without further waiting, lets get introduced to possible the 'hippest' noob, to ever be a noob 'yall'. Oh ffs i cant be arsed 2 pretend to be 'hip with the times' cos to be honest i aint. So the following page will let you get to know me 'squares'.(Sorry had to try agen).

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