User:Maff

♂ This user is a boy and is made of trucks, trains, and airplanes. ♂

This user is right-handed. In Latin, they would be Dexter.

uk-N This user is a native speaker of Correct English. uk-N

sa-3 This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of Sarcasm. sa-3

de-E This user only speaks Deutsch because it was a required course in school. de-E

us-G This user does not speak American English and believes it to be an embarrassment to language. Furthermore, this user desires the genocide of all American English speakers. us-G

This user gots a shovel. Yes they does.

n00b This user is a n00b. n00b

This user is addicted to video games.

This user surfs the interweb with Opera, but is above petty musicals. Crack on.

This user is easily distracted by anything shiny.

This user uses Windows because they can't get enough of your lover.

This user is a militant atheist.

This user has tested positive for INTJ on the Myers-Briggs Test, yarp.

This user is a serial killer , and they are standing right behind you!!

This user plays bass, because it attracts groupies without the need for excessive rehearsal time.

This user is not a ninja because ninjas are gay.

THIS IS SPARTA!

usbx This user likes to use userboxes. usbx

This user believes Barney is evil, and therefore must die.

This user is a Sniper and has their rifle pointing at your head.

Member of the Order of Uncyclopedia

This person has successfully registered on Uncyclopedia. They should be proud of themselves for making such a smart move.

This user is a total UKer
and can pronounce aluminium correctly.
(British Uncyclopedians)

Yup Im A Noob

Well, where to start, uhm oh hi is a good start. Right HI. Im Maff and im what is known in "The Buisness as a 'noob'. And this is true. So without further waiting, lets get introduced to possible the 'hippest' noob, to ever be a noob 'yall'. Oh ffs i cant be arsed 2 pretend to be 'hip with the times' cos to be honest i aint. So the following page will let you get to know me 'squares'.(Sorry had to try agen).

Q&A

• Name?:Maff
• No We Mean Real Name?:Maff
• Age?:Depends
• We Need To Know Your Age?:Tough I Told You It Depends Go On Jog On
• Who Is Your Best Friend?:Uncyclopedia
• Really?:No My Best Friend Lives In Portugal So Once Again Jog On
• Favourite Website?:Depends, I Have Many Including Uncyclopedia
• Which Football?:Football, THE Football NOT American Football. NORMAL Football
• Nationality?:English and Proud!
• Which Football Team Do You Support?:I Know Im Going To Regret This But Sunderland

Pages I've Made

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