User talk:Maff

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Yay! A baby brother!

I noticed MrN adopted you, too. That means I'm a big sister (again). Bother me too with silly questions if you feel like it, just don't count on getting any ideas on who's the better n00b... (We need a healthy dose of sibling rivalry anyways, right?) -- DameViktoria - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 19:41, 5 Mar

I would put Luvvy over my knee and give her a good spanking for that comment, but I know she would just enjoy it... MrN 20:04, Mar 5

/me purrs ;) -- DameViktoria - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 20:12, 5 Mar

Need something to do?

I thought I'd whore a whole lot now and mention that there are a lot of articles in my Sandbox, such as Mensa that need work, and I wouldn't mind having someone to give me a hand as far as ideas go. We can at the same time look at how formatting works, and if any questions pop up in your head while doing something about making a few articles more funny. Considering it's Conservation Week, it's advisable we rewrite at least one article each, to make Daddy proud and look good in his upcoming vote... Do you like the sound of that? -- DameViktoria - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 10:40, 6 Mar

Yeah ill help, ive always wanted a big sister lolz Maff 16:23, 6 March 2008 (UTC)

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Hey Maff :P just came to say Hi ... bye! --Hanseh 10:31, 7 March 2008 (UTC)

A little telling off

I noticed, when I took a look at my sandbox today that you had gone and rewritten most of the article on Mensa in my sandbox. Considering you pulled the humour from Al Qaeda and C.O.C.K.S. for an article on the club for the highly intelligent elite club that's picky about it's members, I'm a bit disappointed at you. Any major changes on someone else's article while they're still working on it in their own user space could and I think should be brought up on the talkpage first. I can't tell this with 100% certainty, but if you do similar in the main space, you may attract some unwanted admin attention with that sort of edits. I know it's interesting to do your own thing, and exciting to get started, but hold your horses until you know what you're doing. Please. Thank you. -- DameViktoria - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 23:58, 7 Mar

Now now children... You know Maff was only trying to help Luvvy, it's not his fault he's new... Seriously though Maff, you are not really meant to edit stuff which is in another users main space that much. Really the way it works is that if something is still in someones "user space" then it's actually kinda "theirs". When something is put into the mainspace it then becomes more the property of the whole community, so it's more fair game to edit things. Obviously it's OK to edit what is in another User's space a little, especially if you know the user in question (which obviously you do) but big sister is defiantly right on this one. Especially the talk page bit... Maybe you should consider creating your own separate "rival" article? Maff? We are not Wikipedia, and allow more than one article on the same subject if they are both funny. Just a thought to stir things up a bit.... He He... MrN 00:42, Mar 8

I just wasn't too happy to see that the bit about "This article copied here as reference material" type of comment in a pretty reddish colour was ignored and then when I looked back, the article wasn't what I expected to see there... I'm not jealous about my material here at Uncyc, but I would like to see things done my way in my sandbox. Don't be intimidated by me, though I could likely beat you in a fight... /me wanders off mumbling something about world domination... -- DameViktoria - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 04:42, 8 Mar

Sowwi, i got a bit carried away. And i wz just tryin 2 help *puppy dog eyes* SORRIIIII Maff 16:19, 10 March 2008 (UTC)

It's ok. It was a good faith edit. But next time, take major changes up on the article's talk page first. K? /me hugs baby bro. -- Luverly - (Contribs) (Talk) Grammar Nazi, Mum , BFF & NotM, CUN , GMP . - Perkele! 18:11, 10 Mar

Thank you, i will next time. *Wipes tears* lol Maff 18:21, 10 March 2008 (UTC)

The point is really, it's the 'user space' thing... For articles in the mainspace you have more leeway to make larger changes. Obviously if you are going to make a huge change a well established article in the mainspace someone might get upset about it (especially if it's a featured article), but generally you can get away with a lot more. People can just revert you if they don't like it, and then you take it to the talk page to discuss. MrN 18:29, Mar 10

Yes, Daddy. You left my office last night before giving me input on your potential grandkid, but now I've given up on the user... I may however end up adopting someone in the near future... Maybe. -- Luverly - (Contribs) (Talk) Grammar Nazi, Mum , BFF & NotM, CUN , GMP . - Perkele! 18:54, 10 Mar

HELP

does anyone know how to put images on pages? Maff 18:41, 11 March 2008 (UTC)

Did you not ask that question, and me answer it on my talk page? MrN 20:39, Mar 11

No... i did it on here first, but thought it wud b a better idea to put it on urs.Maff 17:48, 12 March 2008 (UTC)

Just leave a message in one place. Not all over the place. There is a reply on my talk page. MrN 19:03, Mar 12

Sorry pappa wont do it againMaff 16:03, 13 March 2008 (UTC)

Mweh

Dont ask me what i sed that for cos i dont know Maff  (talk) 18:40, 13 March 2008 (UTC)

You sorted now?

For ban patrol I mean? Know how to use the page now? Uncyclopedia:Ban Patrol Basically you just follow the instructions on the page... The admins look at the page from time to time, and ban people as appropriate. Just make sure you NEVER remove ANYTHING from ban patrol once it's been put there. That's a really bad no no... MrN 21:53, Apr 7

No you may have noticed i havnt been on for a while. But am back...for now. My internats likes to kill its self.

Hi Maff - don't forget: on Ban Patrol, new stuff goes on the top - anything under the "checked" template won't be looked at by the admins, so you'd be wasting your time! (I've tidied it up for you now, just thought I'd mention it). Tatty byes! --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 16:44, Apr 30

Lol cheers. i brokeded it and shat myself. I hadnt been on 4 so long i forgot how 2 do a sig. and ended up puttin my whole home page onto the thing. Then i deleted the wrong thing. IT WAS LIKE THAT WHEN I GOT HERE PEOPLE! Maff  (talk)

Hmm, but you know what you are doing now though? How to use the page? It's probably best that you don't for a while anyway. Not until you are a bit more happy about editing. It's up to you though, but anyone who needs banning normally will get picked up on by one of the other users anyways... MrN 23:11, May 5