User:Wilhelm screamer

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This user does not speak 1337 and believes it to be an embarrassment to language. Furthermore, this user desires the genocide of all 1337 speakers.
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This user is a New Yorker
… L.A Sucks!!!
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This user is Catholic, and believes articles become featured through good works, not faith.
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This user hates Windows Vista and recommends the total destruction of all existing copies.
The only reason they use it is because they have to.
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This user believes the Mozilla Firefox could easily defeat Godzilla.
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This user uses Windows because they can't get enough of your lover.
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This user believes participation in the consumption of cheese is an exquisite pastime.
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This user enjoys staring at spinning objects, and may be afflicted with Attention Deficit look at the birdie!
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This user seriously needs to calm down.
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Help end hunger! Eat the poor!
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This user believes Barney is evil, and therefore must die.
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This user does not speak Typo and furthermore believes it to be an embarassment to language. This user desires the genocide of all Typo speakers.
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This user speaks their mind all the time. Loudly. In your face!
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This user is right-handed.
In Latin, they would be Dexter.
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This user's future is so bright, they've gotta wear shades.
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