User:Wilhelm screamer

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This user does not speak 1337 and believes it to be an embarrassment to language. Furthermore, this user desires the genocide of all 1337 speakers.

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This user is a native speaker of English.

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This user is able to contribute with a basic level of Sarcasm.

This user is a New Yorker
… L.A Sucks!!!
(Uncyclopedians from the greatest city ever!)

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This user likes to use userboxes.

Usb!

No, really!

USB!!!!!11

NO, REALLY TRULY REALLY!!!!

This user is searching for the Cabal. If they go missing, please inform their family.

This user is a member of the Anti Kitten Huffing Movement.

This user denounces BENSON.

This user is an adventurer.

This user is Catholic, and believes articles become featured through good works, not faith.

This user hates Windows Vista and recommends the total destruction of all existing copies, the only reason they use it is because they have to.

This user contributes using Mozilla,
because it could easily defeat Godzilla.

This user has a Really Lame Password. Seriously, you could probably guess it.

This user uses Windows because they can't get enough of your lover.

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This user is lucky to have survived going through the Grue-infested pit we call The Abyss more than once.

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This user believes there are too many crappy text adventures on Uncyclopedia.

The Black Knight has never been punished by UnBestiary. Learn from their actions and act like them.

This user likes to eat anything orange.

This user believes participation in the consumption of cheese is an exquisite pastime.

This user is a cereal killer.

This user enjoys staring at spinning objects, and may be afflicted with Attention Deficit look at the birdie!

This user is a complete, irredeemable idiot. They are Bat Fuck Insane, and mollify at a madman.

This user is EXTREMELY RANDOM
Be advised: Approach with caution and a sense of humor.

This user is a big pianist, and as such believes they are better than all other musicians.

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This user is not a Ninja, with no dominion over everything totally sweet.

Woohoo!

This user thought that The Simpsons Movie was better than eleven Super Bowls!

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This userpage is bullshit.

This user seriously needs to calm down.

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This userbox is a filler, and therefore looks ugly.

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This user has over 1 edit. Duh!

ETP

Help end hunger! Eat the poor!

This user believes Barney is evil, and therefore must die.

This user supports the genocide of crappy articles.

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This user does not speak Typo and furthermore believes Typo to be an embarassment to language. This user desires genocide of all speakers of Typo.

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This user speaks their mind all the time. Loudly. In your face!

This user is right-handed.
In Latin, they would be Dexter.

This user's future is so bright, they've gotta wear shades.

This user is a grue, and while you were reading this, has eaten you. Start over?

This user has been approved by Mr Rubber Ducky, have you?

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