User:Beavnation

Both an author and artist, this is Tate's self portrait, made with MS Paint.

Well, here I am.

Pages I've Created

Well, at least tried to create. They kinda take off after I'm through with 'em. Brings a tear to my eye.

• Klamath Falls
• Corgi
• Toaster
• Manchild
• Closet
• Wall
• The Tatiad
• Iced Tea
• Laws of Obviousity
• Carefree

I realize that they're not all funny. And that is where you can help. Help me make these funny by expanding on them. That is what you can do. By the way, why are you on my user page? That's just weird...

Toaster

HATE ME FOR WHAT I LOVE! Yes, I love toasters. What can I say? They're just so...good to me!

Both an author and artist, this is a rendition of Tate's toaster.

To Beloved

Many people can't wait to take their new toaster on a walk in the park.

I finally figured what I was banging my head into

And it was not a person I was talking to

My little toaster, I really do miss you

My little toaster, I'm sorry I sold you

My toaster, one day I will find you

And you tell me toasters can't walk

And you tell me toasters can't talk

Well I'll continue my stubborn defiances

And continue to talk to kitchen appliances

Until my little toaster, I find you

Yes the crazy old man has lost his head

And talks to things that only toast bread

Well, let me tell you there's more that they can do

Like toast bagels, waffles, and Eggos too

So my little toaster, I'm coming to find you

And hope that you days are not through

Because my toaster, I'm going to save you

Pictures of animals that don't exist, but should

The Giant Wooly Tundra Snail, seen here, grazes in its natural habitat, the tundra.

The Fire-Breathing Hamster, often used to light cigarettes.

The Electric Eagle prepares to get some Gordon Fried fishy sticks. Notice the evil purple electricity.

Yeah, I made them all by myself. With paint. Because I can't afford to buy a better picture editor. Because I don't work. Because I do nothing but make pictures with paint. It's a never ending cycle.