User:Sgt. Fluffy

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Huh? Someone's here?[edit | edit source]

Hello <insert name here> I am not quite sure why you are here. Perhaps you got lost on the way to the bathroom or simply have nothing better to do. In any event this is my userpage. Not much to look at and it likely won't be for some time; at least until I think of something to put here and figure out how to do so.

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This user is a member of the Anti Kitten Huffing Movement.
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Meow! Meow! Meow! Meow meow meow meow! MEOW!
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This user needs a steady supply of Caffeine. So hand it over . . . NOW.
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This user is a Mac User.
Eat up.
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This user is a Viking and enjoys killing, looting and pillaging.
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This user has eye beams.
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This user
is a level 13 Wizard

. They see the fnords

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This user is a Gamer and therefore creepy.
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MMORPG This user believes MMORPGs are a waste of time and/or money. Furthermore to this fact s/he demands the deletion of all MMORPGs and their players!
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This user has survived the wretched dark place we call The Abyss.
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Archived articles[edit | edit source]

Humor can be a subjective thing as such the following articles have been (or likely will be) deleted from the mainspace but may still be amusing to some people:

What am I working on?[edit | edit source]

For the most part I spend my time doing general matanance ( VFD, QVFD, Categorizing pages, Reverting vandalism, etc.), However I am toying with a few articles.

User:Sgt. Fluffy/sandbox

Keep in mind I am not much of a writer so they may never see the light of day.