User talk:Sgt. Fluffy

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Hiyo, I'm SysRq, one of the lazier and less funny editors around here. Call me nosy, and I'm not even really sure how, but I noticed some of your edits over the past few days. You seem to have already been getting the hang of the site and have been most helpful. I dunno why, but I just felt like stopping by and letting you know that your hard work is appreciated. It's not often that we see a noob land on his feet with little to no assistance from experienced editors. Take this as an invitation to come to me with any questions, or if you just need me to beat anyone up for you. I hope we can count on seeing more of you. Cheers! ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF @ 23:48 May 25