User:Auk

HAI GUYZ! I decided to come back! I older, Wiser, and less mature! time to buckle down and start writing some really shitty articles!

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OH NOES! I MOVED MY PICTURES!!

Things I wrote

• HowTo:Get a life -with lots of help from gladstone and MrN9000
• UnNews:US military releases latest plans for combating insurgents - all by my self, spur of the moment article.