User:Nezlr

hi.

I am an absolute retard. Need my help?

I WILL WARP YOUR FRAGILE LITTLE MIND!!!!

the Nuclear Explosive Zlerrious Lethargic Reactor, NEZLR!

NOTE: 95% of all acronyms are made after something was made.

(Zlerrious = l33t)

Welcome to Hell, BITCHES!.

“ AKA the page of Nezlr "

I'm a happy newbie!

I'm surfing for porn

I'm running in circles

I'm diabolical!

I'm having some ADHD

I'm on a roof with a rifle

This user believes the Mozilla Firefox could easily defeat Godzilla.

Me

I live in the city where nothing ever happens. AKA san jose. I am currently in high school. I like music, and...probably stuff other people my age like.

things i like

• Girls
• Music
• Me
• Weed
• 

things i don't like

• you
• vegemite
• shit
• Idiots(probably you)
• redundancy
• redundancy
• redundancy

My Articles

• Iceberg
• user:nezlr
• Avalanche
• Fire Vs. Water

Articles I have yet to finish:

• Coupon
• Thunder
• The Five Levels of Idiocy

Notable images

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This user plays bass, because it attracts groupies without the need for excessive rehearsal time.

This user loves to play the drums, and usually hangs out with musicians.

This user is addicted to video games.

LV-3	This user considers themself an advanced gamer and so probably lost their job recently.

3.9²

This user is 3.9² years old. Woop-ti-doo.

3.9²

Aspie

This user has Asperger Syndrome.

Aspie

2

This user has written 2 articles because they like to keep busy while shirking real life responsibilities.

2

This user has returned from Hell and is now here to eat your brains.

APOCALYPSE MEOW When death stalks the night, remember, it's all your fault

Z

This user has found the Twenty Treasures of Zork and beaten Zork: The Great Underground Empire.

Z

no cowbell

This user has broken their addiction to Cowbell! Long shall they live and prosper!

no cowbell

This Uncyclopedian is happy to be 100% straight.