User:Nezlr

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I am an absolute retard. Need my help?


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I WILL WARP YOUR FRAGILE LITTLE MIND!!!!
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the Nuclear Explosive Zlerrious Lethargic Reactor, NEZLR!

NOTE: 95% of all acronyms are made after something was made.

(Zlerrious = l33t)

I'm a happy newbie!
I'm surfing for porn
I'm running in circles
I'm diabolical!
I'm having some ADHD
I'm on a roof with a rifle
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This user believes the Mozilla Firefox could easily defeat Godzilla.
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I live in the city where nothing ever happens. AKA san jose. I am currently in high school. I like music, and...probably stuff other people my age like.

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this one ~ Quasi-featured.

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This user plays bass, because it attracts groupies without the need for excessive rehearsal time.
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This user loves to play the drums, and usually hangs out with musicians.
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LV-3 This user considers themself an advanced gamer and so probably lost their job recently.
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This user is 3.9² years old. Woop-ti-doo.
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This user has Asperger Syndrome.
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This user has written 2 articles because they like to keep busy while shirking real life responsibilities.
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This user has returned from Hell and is now here to eat your brains.
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Who's Afwaid of a Widdle Apokowips?

When death stalks the night, remember, it's all your fault


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This user has broken their addiction to Cowbell! Long shall they live and prosper!
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This Uncyclopedian is happy to be 100% straight.
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